For me it's the newtgat

So is there any reason to play VP over TiP?

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not really unless youre on pc

>PC port when

Years ago.
Viva Pinata came out on PC. It's the sequel that did not.

TiP is unfortunately console exclusive.

Shit, I must live under a rock. Any way to mod it? I really want to get rid of the object/creature limit.

what's Yea Forums's favorite sour? for me, it's the cocoadile

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Why do all sours look like shit when they turn normal?

i dont think they look bad but i do wish there was a way to get sour variants

You'll have to look into the community for that.

>there will NEVER be another Viva Pinata and even if it would be filled with microtransactions
why live

Newtgat is good taste but pretztail is primo

>tfw it's been 11 years since Trouble in Paradise
>Trouble in Paradise was more like a 1.5 installment than a full sequel
>we'll never get a sequel

I think you can in the sequel

Yeah, all the sours look cool. I wish they could stay that way. Plus, I LIKE sour candy.

For me, it’s Mallowolf

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If a sequel ever comes, I want to be able to customize colors with like, a grooming shop or something. I want to actually draw on them, like the decal/paint system in Forza.

For me, it's Horstachio.

I would kill for a VP3, it's so fucking good. It might get shit on for cultural appropriation in today's climate though.

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What the FUCK was his problem

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I remember the TV show, but never played the games. Are they good?

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autism

I liked Doenuts before I found out how awful their color schemes are when they become residents

I'd love a sequel to this in VR

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>he didnt get one early game

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Everyone got one of those early game, it was the single best way to farm money. Burn a taffly, sell the reddhot. repeat for infinite money.

so this is what soul looks like...

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bullshit, mexicans love this shit
They loved mariachi mario, they loved coco, they petitioned to get speedy gonzalez and the frito bandito back on TV

the only "mexicans" who take issue with these kind of things are the heavily americanized chicanos with twitter accounts who are only offended because they think they're suppose to be.

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Viva Pinata is the definition of soul
>Unique idea
>Unique gameplay
>Unique art-style

Rare collection on PC fucking when
fuck Halo I want Trouble in Paradise on steam

>heavily americanized chicanos with twitter accounts
Who do you think Microsoft is going to listen to, user? Actual Mexicans or the loud annoying A-mexi-cans on twitter?

I loved the first game because the whole scenario seemed like you were clearing out some shitty back-lot in mexico to create a garden for pinatas

I played VP a fuck ton a decade ago, but never touched TiP. What did I miss?

This guy is so cute.

>New Viva Pinata game
>Takes place in some shitty barrio
>Your neighbors are old and grouchy former gardeners sad that big companies and big cities drove away the pinatas
>You clear out your backlot and a single pinata comes by
>Your neighbors start teaching you the old ways of tending to gardens and attracting pinatas
>The surrounding neighborhoods start doing the same as you are
>Smog and garbage start disppearing, the brownish grass starts turning green
>Professor Pester (who is now a big shot CEO)
comes by to try and buyout your neighborhood to steamroll it for a sour candy factory and capture all the pinatas you've brought back
>You and the neighbors all band together to get him to fuck off

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the bigger vidya market

Pc ports pls

You'll get a TiP port to PC when we get a Fable 2 port.

i was breeding bonboons for a sarsgorilla and got wildcard twins, how rare is that?

This game was fucking awesomw
Are we ever going to see a new title?

Considering microsoft is testing backwards compatibility on windows 10, to the point of going so far back as original xbox, thats not impossible.

hehehe yes goyim

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I thought the first game was better than TiP. It had more soul and focus

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If I remember correctly, the more times you breed a species of pinatas, the higher that chance you have to get the wildcards, especially in the harder minigames if you get all the hearts. It's still fairly rare though

>getting a horstachio to enter your garden

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My friend's always laughed at me for playing Viva Piñata, fucking faggots never knew the maximum comfy and fun you can have with a Piñata Garden

For me, it's the patrician's choice

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For me it's the limeocerous, desert variant, frill wild-card, cocoon broken with trick stick so it stays a cute baby.

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I never got the appeal of Horstachio. Maybe just because I hate horses.

>1st game
Cocoadile
>Trouble in Paradise
Toss up between this guy and S'morepion.

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VP was retarded shit for manbabies

For me it's the Chippopotamus

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Horstacio is okay but Zumbugs and Ponockies are based

>loved the Cluckes, made a little farm theme garden to go with them.
>didn't want Pretztails
>full time shovel job trying to keep the little bastards out

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For me it's the Dragonache, such a wonderful pinata

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Cute little dude.

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trying to keep the different prey species alive was nightmarish sometimes. Pinatas a surprisingly bloodthirsty.

from your lips to Rare's ears.

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Somebody give the quick rundown to get this running on PC.

god i really hope rare makes a 3rd one once theyre done with sea of thieves. how would we get them to know that we want a new one?

I want to fuck and I still don't like them. Zumbugs are top though, so are whirlms. Love their derpy noises

Wtf I don't remember half of those piñtasr

I meant horses, obviously

>Someone kills Whirlm1

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The Custacean, Crowla, and Lackitoad were some of my absolute favorites, and the Fourheads was pretty nice to have as well.

>buy Dog and Cat pinatas
>they constantly try to kill each other

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A lot of them debuted in the sequel, Trouble in Paradise.

Fudgehogs suck ass.

look at this adorable piece of shit

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How is this aesthetics called?

Fuck me, I'd have gladly gotten a plush of that when I played the game in middle school. This series REALLY needs to be given one last shot; there's definitely an audience for it somewhere, I'm just not entirely sure they're on the Xbox.

Put it on PC/Xbox like Halo. Microsoft is no longer retarded.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z86u8vgBdB0
To MS credit they tried a multimedia franchise with this.

The show was actually damn good, 4kids' dubbing has never been that solid but their original animation was often on-point. Really feels like the VP cartoon could sit at the lunch table with the DKC cartoon and Sonic Boom cartoons, they all give off the exact same vibe.

Would K.Rool and Professor Pester team up, or butt heads?

i love this little nigga

For me it's the Sherbat

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>created a bunch of themed gardens like halloween, christmas, pirates, etc.
I'll probably be playing on 360 later today if any of you guys want to check them out or need famous pinata achievement.

if a new viva pinata game gets made, it'll be a mobile game only

Cursed post

WHERE
ARE
MY
ROBEAN
BROS
AT

soul

working on a jungle garden in tip, what are the definitive jungle pinatas?

they are

RIGHT HERE BRO

mööse

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leafos cute

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Viva Pinata is one hell of a cool game, but I can never really dedicate myself to it, I always drop it pretty quickly. Will have to make another attempt soon

Sarsgorilla is mandatory

I was never interested in this
I always associated it as a shitty licensed title based off that shitty cartoon they showed on 4Kids.

and thats why the games werent that successful
the games were excellent garden/pet simulators but the show they made to promote the game series had nearly nothing to do with the games and was made to attract kids, despite slow going pet sims not really being a big interest to kids that age

first videogame crush

... Sonichu Autism?

???

Lol same, they thought this was an even more kid friendly version of Pokémon... They will never know how stressful the resource management was and the unexpected sour assassinations, shit is intense.

>despite slow going pet sims not really being a big interest to kids that age
This was only two years after Nintendogs, right?

all these threads recently. Is there going to be a mew viva piñata...?

> but the show they made to promote the game series had nearly nothing to do with the games
I hate it when my Sherbat slits my Fudgehog's throat.

wait.

that doesn't happen.

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There's quite a few different pinatas that could fit a jungle motif: Parrybo, some of the snake pinatas, Jameleon, Tigermisu, the primape/monkey pinatas, Dragumfly, etc.

What are you even trying to say, retard?

rofl

yes, but nintendogs was mainly purchased by young girls, and the viva pinata show was targeted towards boys ages 8-12

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r u ok reatard?

>despite slow going pet sims not really being a big interest to kids that age
Heh, I remember when somebody bought Viva Pinata for my little brother back when he was maybe like 6 years old. He never really shown much interest in it, but instead me and my dad went full autism with this game, trying to figure out how all of this shit works, getting really excited as our garden grew and we discovered new stuff and generally having lots of fun with it. Good times

you alright there CWC?
The idea was doomed from the start. what else could they have done, David Attenborough style? the games aren't exactly story based.

Imagine being so autistic that your obsession over CWC outdoes CWC’s autism

Man I want a new Viva Pinata game so badly

Imagine Viva Pinata with current graphics and improved gameplay. And just a bunch more stuff in it in general! More environments, more activities to do, and of course, MORE PINATAS. I'm still holdin' out for aquatic ones.

What'll it take for "Viva Pinata 3" to happen, boys

DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE! BUT DURING THE STONE AGE...!

Would be cool if you could design your own pinatas and set the traits that attract them as well as aggro levels and rival pinatas but the moderation would be insane.

your soul

It'll happen at the same time as Jet Set Radio 3 bro

How can i play the OG VP on PC? If i buy it, does it have all that games for windows live shite still?

10/10

Is anyone else completely baffled by the retard randomly bringing up chris in a thread that has absolutely nothing to do with him, completely without context, for no inexplicable reason?

Probably. I would just pirate it, it will have the GFWL shit surely disabled then. Not sure otherwise. I think some games have it disabled automatically now that it's no longer supported, but not all of them

no they turn into regular ones and you can't turn them back, which is a shame because the sours look rad as hell

The cartoon actually had to have at least one useful point of game trivia (at least the early episodes) per episode and were the ones who invented the Jelis

Anyone got a torrent link

Why aren't pet sims like these made anymore?
I spent hours and hours on this shit and on other similar games like the Chao Garden in SA1/2.
Just give me a game on PC where I can raise and customize cute little animals.

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The autism made a completely rancid post and went seething at the comparison so it's kinda hilarious when everyone started bagging on him and he's trying to fake write his own narrative but "without context, for no inexplicable reason" is the absolute best he can comprehend it.

it's like he can't understand how moronic the original post was and is lashing out. Like a wounded pinata spewing candy everywhere for children.

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you don't have to tell me twice

For me, it's the Badgesicle.

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This shit should've been multiplat

don't
call
anybody

>, completely without context, for no inexplicable reason?
Might be because of the Chrischanian Custodian levelled autism from the first post that just rocketed off when he got poked.
Fuck you user I'm wheezing.

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Viva Pinata honestly would've been a lot better on a portable

Be glad user, if they were made today they would surely have a shit tonne of microtransactions, crappy DLC and paid boosters
Really though, it kind of seems like people stopped having both time and patience for this sort of slow games. Notice how stuff like tycoon games disappeared as well. It really sucks.

>No Trouble in Paradise on PC still

IT'S NOT FAIR

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...!

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It has a game on DS.

Already
Called
The
Ghostbusters
This. Modern gaming is most of the time a blight. if the new pinata game come out it would have lootboxes, a battlepass and microtransactions.

People who actually want to make a fun game seem to be basically indie.
> retard with the Xbox dev kit destroyed it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Every year I hope to see a new one, and every year my hopes are shattered.

Anyway, the flying pig was by far the most annoying pinata to get for me.

Nigger what? The only one sperging here is your crazy ass. The posts you replied to with "sonichu autism" were pretty normal fucking posts. What the fuck was autistic about them?
Are you trying to force a meme by samefagging?
What autism though? The only autism I'm seeing in this entire thread is people trying to force some stupid shit. Fuck off and stop killing the viva pinata thread, they almost never get made.

A Switch game would be nice.

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?

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someone's making a kobold garden game that looks cute.
or if you're a scalie, it looks something else

Calm your tism.

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Best girl, I wish there was more OC of her, I remember making this one back when there were a bunch of threads for this template.

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If Animal Crossing games are still being made surely there is still an audience for similarly paced garden/pet sim games.
If there are any indie devs lurking this thread right now make a spiritual successor to viva pinata ffs, its easy money.

>Nintendo has Animal crossing
>MS has Viva Piñata
>Sony has...
what's the comfy animal sim for the PS?

For me, it's the Syrupent
I had a garden full of them, including a wildcard and a bunch of Twingersnap/Fourheads. I love snakes.

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You know that weird cat from Playstation All-Stars and the Playstation ports of Street Fighter X Tekken?
He's from a series of games exclusive to Japan

Looks neat but I don't know if a sexual lizard chao garden is exactly what I had in mind.

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Did anyone else share my autism and name all of their pinatas with the same starting letter as their species? i.e. Whirlms = Wanda, Wilbur

you're the actual idiot in this situation. guess Yea Forums had one too many autism threads. Calm your 'tism, you're not getting another (you).

no amount of samefagging is going to make you appear like you arent trying to force some dumb shit.

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what the fuck happened in this thread

That's pretty funky

>Halo is on Steam
Surely Rare Replay will be brought to Steam as well, they won't forget where the Grunt Birthday Party sfx came from.

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You replied

Petula is adorable

This. Just ignore unusually retarded posts and hope they leave, Yea Forums has had a flood of actual retarded people come in attracted by the autism and factario threads. people shouldn't even be replying to them with sonichu jokes that just gets em excited and like barneyfag, they never quit. autism doesn't let em stop and realize so they just keep posting and pretending despite the thread roasting them and moving on.
SOON TM. even the stock viva would be acceptable at this point. banjo kazooie on steam? weird timeline.

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Tokyo Jungle.

>someone griped about the children's show tanking the reputation of the games by association (not really sure how valid this is because the games were always outwardly childish and the first VP was a plat hit)
>this is then followed by someone bringing up Chris Chan and (you)ing at each other for the entire thread

Might as well ask here, are Halo games worth giving a shot for someone who never had any contact with the series? I'd probably play them for single player only

Yes, they're fun sci-fi adventures and the shooting isn't hard to pick up.

he said comfy not panic attack inducing. also it seems fucking hard if you don't know what you're doing.
That first line. someone said something absolutely retarded and Yea Forums did what it does best.

They're decent fun as far as FPS games go.
Yea Forums is bitter about Halo because they attribute it to the death of arena shooters.

They were pupular for a reason

But also, Stop at 3. 3 isn't fantastic, but it's the most satisfying end to the series, everything after that feels bloated.

comfy xbro thread

Saw this in a shop and never bought it because muh nintendo exclusives. hope it's ported at some point.

>nintendo exclusive
its an xbox exclusive

It means I went with nintendo because of muh nintendo exclusives.

I think he was saying he only played Nintendo

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shit sorry im a retard

He actually explained the joke on his twitter at some point.
> that guy who patron'd and got actual comics

I wish we had more of them instead of just sony vs nintendo circlejerking

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>cuphead is coming to the switch
>another piece of microsoft on nintendo hardware
>one step closer to viva pinata on switch
tis a simple request, no?

How was the DS port?

How do I buy this game for PC?

it wasn't a port, it was a different game
and it sucked

First you have to install Windows Vista

You can buy the original still and install it on W7.

The second game is XBOX only.

Can i play this on windows 10, i had a blast with this shit back when i was younger

yes, but it requires jumping through a lot of hoops

eat shit

I WANT TO GO BACK PLEASE MICROSOFT JUST MAKE PORTS PLEASE

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I had a pretty easy time getting it to work. I didn't have to do a lot of what I read online. I just installed off of the disc and made an offline windows live account. Then I just it back when it tries to get me to sign in every time I start and I'm good with still being able to access save files. You might have a different experience, though, as those guides are there for a reason.

Unlike other BC games, Viva Piñata looks surprisingly good on the XBOX ONE S.

They really need to bring Trouble in Paradise to PC. Hopefully Halo MCC coming to PC is a sign that MS is going to port other exclusives as well.

A fine man of wealth and taste, fellow user.

>had to look up how to get the double headed snake because it involved fucking BREAKING AN EGG AS IT WAS ABOUT TO HATCH

I was both amazed and immensely irritated, maybe I should go back and replay this game somehow.

When is VP 3???

I remember you had to follow a really obtuse set of steps in order to breed the winged pig too, the game had lots of secrets like that.

dont forget you have to do it again for the four headed one

so
where the fuck do i find the first one for pc?
last time i checked all download links where dead

For me, it’s the Pigxie

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Never. Unless they they decide to sell Piñata "crates" to children, then it will be released with less content than the first game, updated by a skeleton crew who will keep spewing false promises as long as the MTX money keeps flowing.

For me, it's the Smelba

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We need a PC port of this kino

>no toucan pinata
AAAAAAAA

For me it's the pig, whatever his name it was. he was the cutest.

Posting one of my gardens just because.

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>tfw out of garden space

TiP port that has unlimited garden space would make me cum

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It could be named something like Chewcan or Toucandy.
I've always wanted a humming bird named Humball.

For me, it's Arfur Stout

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The show was pretty kino too. I liked that one pinata that made all the stupid noises

I remember getting this game at Wal Mart in the $20 bin when I was younger. I liked the look of the cover and I remember watching an episode of CHEAT on G4 and thought it looked good. Turns out it was pure kino

so i herd u like mudkipz

Trouble in Paradise's OST is one of Kirkhope's greatest works.
And the game was Rare's last masterpiece.

Thought I had a better pic but whatever. Here is my Professor Pester cosplay I did last year. The best part was busting that guy open. I wish recorded the video that was the best.

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baste

How long until emulation is good enough that I an play TiP on PC?

Viva Pinata is honestly art that should be immortalized next to Mona Lisa. I just can not get over how amazingly creative the game is. It's style, it's music, even now the game looks amazing.

based and ruffianpilled

Got this fucker very easy.

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green head, blue body, pink tail

Never thanks to reddit.

fug thats all i want to is a cute little pet raising game

>not neon

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>Crowla
Dastardos bullying was fun.

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how

Fuck getting this thing

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nani the fuck

>viva piñata 2 will always be hostage in a shit console
Why even live?

There are two ways to get one:
1) Be one of the first 1000 people to 100% the game at which point Big Sheep (a dev) will give you one (triceratops I believe)
2) Use the vision card (stegosaurus) or unsupported vision card "reskin" from the long out of date iOS app

I bet you guys don't even know about the giant Zumbug.

PLEASE user bless me with this knowledge

jungle garden user here, finally getting close to completion, ill upload some pics

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thats all for now, the current pinatas are
sarsgorilla
tigermisu
jameleon
newtgat
cocoadile
lackatoad
twingersnap
parrybo
still open to other recommendations as well

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Basically it was just a glitch that produced a really big Zumbug. If anyone knows how to replicate it, they didn't share the knowledge. They did clone the shit out of it though, I have a blue variant.

You might have to accept a phone pic later, getting screenshots off my 360 has been a migraine.

>tfw you have you hit the egg right as it about to hatch to get twinheads
>tfw you ruin the lives of those two cause you fuck them up their still fetuses
>parents are siblings too
imagine this game release at this time of year

Need some cinnamonkies

OY OY OY OY!!!!!!!

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I'd replace the weight lifting gym with a mine, the building has an aztec feel.
Also instead of cobblestones you can make dirt paths by simply removing terrain.

maybe add another flying pinata like a sherbat

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This or a dragumfly like that other user suggested.
On that note I can't believe how few tropical bird pinatas there are.

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Based

i forgot but yea theres a dragumfly in there

I tried out the Viva Pinata game again recently. It's pretty bad. I regret ruining my memories of playing the demo.

GECKIE GANG GECKIE GANG

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Been trying to pirate this game for years after I lost my copy. For some reason I always have issues with getting setup to run at all.

>No one posting based Mothdrop or Arocknid.

For shame.

s'morpion is the best bug pinata

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well one of the Protagonists in the cartoon was a Horstachio. Probably the fact he was voiced by Dan Green

For me it's the pengum, TiP really made a lot of great additions.

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is it supposed to be in this weird language????
should i stop it?

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Getting VP to work on PC is a nightmare m8.
I don't think it's going to do any damage though.

R̨͍̪̯͈̖͍̭̦̭͖̬̘͓̖͍̥͕̥͕͐̓̓̃̀̐̆͌́͋ͪ̑̄ͧ̚̚̚͜U̢͈̖͖͔̳͍̼̜̣͙͙̺̜͚̪̥̥̥ͬͪ̽ͩͦ͆ͫͯͨͫ̉͌̐̓̄͢N̵̸̵͎͙̭̩͇͕̺̱̘̖͚̭͇̻̟̬͋͗̓͛̈́ͩ̽̕ͅ

For me, it's Buzzenge. The most magnificent of the Bird Piñatas

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Really love how they allowed some of the TiP Pinatas to make their debut in the animated series long before the game came out.

Keep going and let us know what happens.

I just wana know if the language is susposed to be like that or i should stop?

I used that same installer a long while back. It's supposed to be Russian I think. Anyways, just go through the installer like you would any other.
You're also gonna need to download the GFWL shit, then make a system account so you can actually save. There's plenty of tutorials around on how to do it.

uhhh it wont even work it keeps telling me this what do i do now i dont really know what this means

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It means your gfx card is toaster tier.

whats a gfx card?
i just wana play pinata game :(

graphics card ya dingus

oh how to do i make so it has pinata

but this is laptop i have why doesn't it work
amazon.com/K501UX-15-6-inch-Gaming-Processor-Windows/dp/B0146DD02G

your video card is too weaksauce for viva pinata

>Buzzenge
What is that supposed to be, a play on lozenge? Surely they can do better than that.

honestly its no wayy i bought it like 4 years ago and it was like 800$
honestly is there something i need to add to computer to make run?

Can you even buy this game on pc anywhere digitally?

Looks like your computer has two graphics cards, the Intel onboard graphics and a GTX 950M, which should be able to run it.
If you right click the shortcut to the game, you should see something like this.

Attached: run-with-graphics-processor-optimus.png (650x279, 84K)

Nope.