Can we talk about the best video game character ever made?
Can we talk about the best video game character ever made?
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I liked her sidescrolling hentai game
She looks good in school swimsuits
Okay, but just for reference can you note what your image has to do with Miko? Did you play as her in TD?
Sure
DORK!!!!
The Crown Prince is so cool and stylish
Sure, I'll go first.
So.....
This is the strongest video game character though
I like her better without it desu
Sure we can.
Burg
Yes what do you want to talk about?
I've seen doujinshi with her. She's one dirty animal, I can say that.
Go away ZUN I'm not going to fuck your raccoon waifu.
I love Fuuka!
U wot
>sweating while eating
Time to see a cardiologist Clappy.
Sex with the Raccoon?
No, we can't talk about Big Boss
Fox > tanuki
Maybe it's a spicy burger, you know with Sriracha instead of ketchup
gigapuddi
>play Youmu in IN
>she's fucking useless
>play Youmu in PoFV
>she's fucking useless
Now let me post the actual best character of the series
She looks better in the ring desu.
which 2hu would m00t fug?
That's naughty
Sex with Racoon.
The littlest and girliest one.
Too short
Shitpost derpina
WTF PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON
who is this legendary hacker known as m00t?
I wanna fuck youmu.
you should post said character instead of posting an unrelated pic
...
Swimsuit returned
Had to fix something bad
2hu is vidya, faggot.
It's fine though, everything is covered
But I didn't say anything.
Aw come on, live a little
Yes! Use your fat Tanuki package on me!
Oops!
I just beat her in PCB for the first time without using bombs. I feel pretty good about that.
Also Marisa master race.
It's fine
What happens if you fuck Youmu's ghost half?
It would be very painful.
What the fuck does pregnancy do in that game? also why the hell my game not saving after the first ice level?
hu?
>mfw all these hoes will never get to feel the extasy of breaking the sound barrier several times over
>mfw have the largest lewd pics collection in Gensokyo
My wife really is amazing, isn't she?
What is that, a Marisa for Marisas?
>swordsluts
>mfw all these hoes will never get to feel the extasy of breaking the sound barrier several times over
Implying Marisa doesn't gotta go fast.
The latter title likely belongs to the kappa.
The things my blade can't cut are next to nyan
cute
Youmu is the best scoring character in IN you gay
Youmu and Reimu are the only competitively viable characters in PoFV also
She's literally the best character in every game she's in
Fuck no, PofV is 75% Reimu 25% Marisa
>Not a Scarlet
>Youmu is the best scoring character in IN you gay
Border team or bust
Why is Seiran scared?
She discovered this board
The power of America and Hot Topic
Why not?
All Lunarians should hang
Goblins and not loli onis, I mean actual goblins.
>mfw all these hoes will never get to feel the extasy of breaking the sound barrier several times over
I mean I know Aya is supposed to be the fastest but breaking the sound barrier is really not impressive in Touhou lol
So loli onis but weaker?
A small bump for the tiny princess
VERY tiny
no
a sexy tiny princess
*only Kaguya should hang
yes
Sure, there's a thread already
>Massive boobs, yet still small.
Why is this combination so funny?
Dude, she's like, the size of your wee-wee.
smol
Rude
Vampires should hang
at least mine isnt inside out like yours
No
>Rumia
>Vampire
you shouldnt hang best girls
Convince me that Flan and Rumia aren't the same person.
Looks like a vampire to me
One has christmas spirit.
The other has christ spirit.
Does Kaguya's immortality prevent her from feeling pain?
The tiniest
one is cuter
Play Violet Detector
What did Bart say to piss off Junko?
I prefer not to lewd Shimmy (that's what fairies are for), but whatever floats your boat (as long as it isn't harming the princess)
>you wouldnt ram her full of cum
>(that's what fairies are for)
Rumia can tolerate the sun albeit shields herself in darkness because it's the most awesome fucking power and why not totally use it at all times while bouncing around Gensokyo like a fucking pinball
Do NOT lewd the inchling!
In fact do not lewd ANY touhou even "lewdhus" as you call them!
Lewdhus are a myth, no 2hu is lewd by nature!
How often do youkai have to eat? One one side the thought of getting eaten is kinda arousing, but on the other it would be a waste to be eaten if you manage to get into Gensokyo.
kys and find out
Depends on the kind, youkai is an umbrella term for a shitload of creatures.
That doesn't work, the chances of reincarnating in gensoky are pretty slim, the best bet is to be taken there by someone (probably Yukari but i guess Mamizou could probably help too since she can come an go to Gensokyo)
This there are some youkai that feed of lamp oil, some who comes to your bathroom and licks the filth of your bath and sink (and affecting you to be lazy and don't clean, thus generating more food for it) and some who are just plain assholes like the huge invisible stone slabs with feet who just block your way (you know the ones if you played Okami or Nioh, tho they where not invisible in those games)
I wonder which 2hu yook is most likely to break into your house and start licking your bath.
Kogasa maybe, it sure would surprise someone
For the few that require actual flesh or blood, 'somebody' ensures there is a steady supply for them to continue existing. Most just require faith or fear in general to sustain their existence or power; thus the human village and the barrier that keeps the skepticism from the outside world at bay.
>tfw no cute Youmu gf to have slow and gentle sex with
2hu is for a lot of things including lewding
but dont lewd best bird
Why did you post the stupid bird then, and not the cool bird that runs a stall selling grilled lampreys and is in a punk rock band
You posted the wrong image though
This is Kanako's mom and Sanae's grandma, say hello.
Hello orange Junko!
I think you replied to the wrong post there friend
She's cute but the Crown Prince is married these days so she'll have to be a mistress.
post the follow up
they already got a kid so it's alright.
Yukari did nothing wrong.
based marisa isn't down with shitty fetishes
Or maybe Sanae since she's into that kinky stuff
I reckon Marisa would be the most likely to accidentally punch in you in the nuts in a genki frenzy, however.
I love Reisen and you motherfuckers cant do anything about it
oh no, Riesen is dead!
I want to put my penis in Youmu's vagina!
REMOVE LUNARIAN
Stupid fake bunny only good for her sex appeal
Reisen sucks lmaoo
>I can just devour the history of ever being cut
That's not how her powers work reeee
Literally any animeme character in any game
I love Reisen!
She cute
She'd look great with my semen on her face
Imagine Kaguya kicking her in the ribs haha
Anyone have a pdf or ebook file of PMiSS and SoPM? Someone linked these let's read videos here a few weeks ago and I really want the files he's using. All I could find online were shitty html archives.
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Ask him, he's live on twitch right now
yes it does
>Hey, hey.
>I can see the humans just like usual, though.
>Trickery of this level isn't useful at all, is it?
It's pretty clear that Keine's powers are illusionary in nature, and don't actually "change" anything.
She could make it appear as if she weren't cut, but the history of her being cut would still exist, even if it had been "concealed."
If she were actually a reality warper like people like to pretend she is, she'd probably be a much bigger deal than she canonically is.
Isn't Reimu's power literally noclip which pretty much break danmaku rules in half?
Considering danmaku is a structured set of rules designed specifically to counter such abuse, no it does not.
She couldn't use it in danmaku for a while because she was too lazy to come up with a card to utilize it, though. She basically just waited until Marisa came up with something and just rolled with it.
How can one Miko be so lazy
OH NO NO NO NO
it's a miracle she hasn't starved
Sanae
Futo a ____
puto
meh
pleases old men for faith
>155 posts
>No one has posted her yet
C'mon Yea Forums, stay on topic
>nape
>armpit
>sideboob
>arched back
>back of the knee
That image is too powerful!
Rude, I'm telling the crown prince
sure, what do you wanna know?
why do you have such shit taste
shit
It's the power of Feng shui and Taoism
What were Sanae's ten desires again
I agree this thread has gone horribly off track
Lets fix it by posting best mistress
ass twice
but that's not caleb
gross
Does she wear a padded bra
CURSED image
>short white hair
>can handle house work all on her own
>human but can go toe-to-toe against maidens and youkai
>inspired by one of the best antagonists of all time
>has her own metroidvania game and its pretty fucking rad
>is playable in the best touhou games (PCB and DDC)
care to elaborate on why its shit?
I can't get past her on normal
Why did you post this?
Mei ling and Koa would look decent if it weren't for the noses
yes and you SHOULD make fun of her
PCB Sakuya isn't worth shit
that tumblr art is gross.
You can tell the artist has some skill but then ruins it with those noses.
For me it's Tenshi.
Cute little Pyromaniac
>goes for a garbo nobody
I saw Youmu making out with Futo.
By far one of the most stylish 2hus
But not the best pyro
To be fair, tenshi is a lot of things but nobody aint one
>nobody
Of all the insults you can throw at Tenshi you pick the one that's patently false
Mother?
Shitty version
>implying she won't be a protagonist in the next main game
Close but not really, her power is "floating away from reality", which at its easiest to understand is noclip, but that would let you think you can harm her through environment like extreme heat or lack of oxygen, but what she does is beyond that, she cant be targeted, reached or affected, because she doesnt exist at that moment, but because zip zop zoopity bop she actually does for anything convenient to her
The extent of her power hasnt been shown, but it's practically high bullshit as it already is, not even counting with her other convenient qualities
She's not even a important celestial
Reimu still lost to Tenshi, Suika, Byakuren and Miko canonically so it's not like she's all that great.
Touhou kinda ruined me
After taking the frill pill, I can no longer enjoy games and anime with excessive fanservice without finding them incredibly stupid and shallow
Now I can only enjoy girls in tasteful and cute dresses
How big are her balls?
Youmu is a girl?
I used to be the same way
I'd try all those fanservice heavy all girl games but I'd get bored everytime
Then I found touhou
It really is just the nose.
Greeting, Yea Forums! Would you be interested in some 2hu card games?
Based and beerpilled
Nobody has these?
DOOOOOOOORK
WASH AWAY THE ANGER
Who Yuuka here?
>ywn play a mod for MGR or Nier Automata that lets you play as Youmu
bruh
there's a lot worse out there
that looks like the sistine chapel to some of the things spawned
yuuka ds game when?
This has to be intentionally bad
You people disgust me, lusting over touhou girls.
I'm the only man who's good enough for them.
I'll lewd whoever I want
ESPECIALLY my dumb umbrella wife
Doremy and SAGUME
It could be worse, so much worse
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Bullshit.
Let me know next time when you make a thread about my wife
I've had it with her bullshit. She is the only hard thing about a non Lunatic 1CC in PCB and she always ruins it
ok that's just because the sims 3 is an ugly game where it's impossible to make anyone look right
It's amazing how once you get past the surface you realize the real beauty and protagonist is Gensokyo itself.
The drum needs more love.
Come on now
I'll play her drums alright
I want Tatsuki to make a 2hu anime when he's done with Kemurikusa.
Hecatia stole her "red haired girl" with that specific haircut niche.
Doremy had a massive drop after her massive boots, why?
Cuck
It's a thread, not a brothel
nope. Not at all actually, same goes for Red Shion
I'm already fucking your slut "wife"
Nice band
Keep believing
Green hair is the best
Okay cucklord
Indeed
Seija and her baby!
someone take away the miracle mallet from the babbu
Can Seija be trusted with a child?
But that's Benben
who?
Why is this pairing so good?
improves sino-japanese relations
>mix a wide variety of colours
>get brown
Wooooow how did this happen
What about this one
This is an insult.
And we still don't know if the babu is male or female.
*snort* bugged light mechanics, pay my taxes
its a miracle
Let's ask the touhou communities on twitter and tumblr if they have any info on that
It is in Gensokyo
Didn't ZUN clarify that everyone is straight?
I want to divorce Seija!
He never said a shit, that pic is fake.
>the hard times
Did they ever get invited to the old hags group?
hello
because the alternative is outdated memes?
That's a meme interview
ZUN doesn't even want his character to have official voices, I doubt he cares about official sexuality either
I like memes
ZUN has never officially said anything about touhou characters' sexuality. That's one of the main reasons there's a fuckton of those LGBTQ touhou fans
Anybody remember this?
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Here's your rival shrine maiden, bro
2hu pops up in some of the strangest places.
It isn't
>implying canon statements would stop them
Flickable forehead
I remember seeing a pretty large graffiti of Reimu when i was in Gothenburg a few years ago, I really regret not taking a picture of it
having a cirno addiction is strange?
What a good girl
Bootleg Reimu and a shitty stage 5 boss fight
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Top tier theme coming through
Get that gentile out of my face
Look guys, my dog found something!
thats not your dog thats a lion statue you big dumb idiot
Your dog shits on my lawn
Would both of them
Throw it away quickly, you don't know where it's been.
Big theme for tiny princess
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Then post original you fucking nig.
which did it better?
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Fucking kino theme stuck in a garbage game
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Stand aside plebs
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>tfw no GFW2
Honestly really surprised me how fun it was, and how difficult I started finding it
Your dog is doing something with my own dog. Guys i'm scared, what does it mean? Are they gonna attack eachother?
The drum really got the short end of the stick
Her theme is fucking great, especially once the drums kick in
At least she got to join the prismrivers in AoCF
Best theme for best girl
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For Youmu
>DDC
>garbage
based secondary.
I keep waiting for that artist to come back to touhou and it keeps not happening.
love colored master spark, but casket of stars seems to get the better remixes.
Better question, why is Stage 5 themes duds half the time?
Sanny better be back in 17 or Zun's gonna get it
We're looking at a Sanny/Marisa combo and a Tenshi/Komachi combo of WaHH is anything to go by
Maybe the two remaining fairies of light as one combo and clownpiece/cirno as another
More like the dorkiest video game character ever made.
I actually played all touhou games except 1,2 and 3, and 1cc'd about half of them. But sure i'm a secondary who only likes 2hu for the epic redd*t meems
>No my opinions are hardcore because I've 1cc'd half the games.
Oh, sorry, my bad, didn't realize we had an expert in the house.
Sometimes they're really good
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>Not playing 3
You tremendous faggot
>why is Stage 5 themes duds half the time?
The only mediocre stage 5 theme is PCB's, fight me faggot.
Youmu is cool though.
You forgot the best one
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3 is legitimately a broken game though.
I mean he should still play it, but let's not pretend it's a well designed game by any means.
I legitimately can't remember what EoSD or TD's stage 5 themes sound like
>except 1,2 and 3
You know what to do now
nice projection you got there, never said I was a "hardcore" player nor that I was an expert on the subject. I merely responded to your retarded ad-hom. And DDC is pretty much garbage because it has
>bland and forgetable characters
>boring and unoriginal OST, save for Raiko's theme
>spell cards are not that interesting
IN needs some love too
Cinderella cage seems polarizing around here and I didn't want to start an argument
I really like it though
You need to 100% clear at least 3 to 16 (spinoffs not included), but preferably all of them, to not be a secondary. To gain up your primary score you should use a CRT monitor preferably manufactured before 1997/5 and for the PC-98 games you should preferably have a legitimate PC-98 workstation instead of emulating. Ignore the print works
I like PCB's stage 5
I don't know 2hus, who is this cute?
>Game who's cards include flipping the fucking camera and turning you giant
>not that interesting.
DDC has issues, but you clearly haven't played the game enough to be able to actually point them out.
Don't pretend you're some Touhou guru when you've just started playing the games, kid.
I actually prefered EoSD's stage 5 theme to Sakuya's theme for a long time, I always thought it had a nice regal sort of sound to it, really liked the piano. Sakuya's chaotic mess of a theme really grew on me though and I think it works perfectly for her fight.
TD's stage 5 is bland, yeah, but that's probably in part because the stage itself was really bland outside of the midboss. Wouldn't call the song bad, but like the game it comes from it's mostly just kind of there.
Hell's traffic accident Rin Kaenbyou
SLUTS
>He hasn't played SA
>it's been literally fucking months and I still can't beat okuu
convinced I have fucking Parkinson's or some shit at this point
My oriental wife is not a dyke, please delete your post.
>Game who's cards include flipping the fucking camera and turning you giant
these two gimmicks ARE interesting, but they certainly don't make up for the fact that the bullet patterns themselves are shit.
And yes, while DDC is not my most played game, I've played it enough to know what is good and bad about the game
Oh and are you done projecting now? I never claimed to be a "Touhou guru" who's opinion is to be taken a pure fact, i'm just putting out what I believe
Bake-Danuki? more like Baka-Danuki.
>get hit once and immediately ragequit
Guess I've got brain problems
>TD is bad meme
Alright time to end this meme once and for all
TD is unironically one of the best Touhou's:
>Introduces one of the core power dynamics of recent - Taoists vs Buddhists
>We finally have a faction that represents humanity's interest and doesn't constantly try to screw them over and direct opposition to 'youkai dindu nuffin' Byakuren
>Night Sakura of the Dead Spirits is the best Touhou theme fullstop youtube.com
>Desire Drive is the best 4th stage theme and has by far the most remixes youtube.com
>True Administrator is a great final boss theme that fits Miko thematically perfectly, but zoomers don't like it because 'it isn't epic' youtube.com
>Best roster by far, doesn't contain any literal who's who don't belong. Sticks to fan favourites.
>No one's ridiculously broken or ridiculously shit
>Art style is unique to TD and matches the sombre spiritual tone
>Danmaku patterns are much more varied than in previous titles, patterns are much less rigid in general.
>First game to truly experiment in terms of boss mechanics(healing bosses, multiple bosses at once etc.)
>birth of le sanae face
>get hit with 3 bombs available
>die any time before stage 4
This twisted game needs to be reset
>Point mode in LoLK was supposed to be the 'new standard'
>didnt even make it to the next time
Shame, I actually liked the 'repeat the same bit 200 times because you suck' Boshy style
Name a more kino stage.
"Remembering the melancholy of human existence
Even ghosts stray from the path of righteousness"
Why did Zun never do this again, it was super cool
What sort of deadbolt door opens outwards?
Stage 4 from the same game
He's tried it in other stages, but you need the right buildup and setting for it to really work
Not to mention, it's only amazing in the first game it's in. Murasa in UFO tried this, but it sucked because she's nothing special
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Something about this guy's Emotional Skyscraper and Shining Needle really fucking get me
MoF Stage 4 is the most kino stage in all of 2hu, prove me wrong.
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He literally did it again in IN, though. That's still one of my favourites.
His Pure Furies is good, too.
>prove me wrong
the fact that it has MOF stage 5 after it
honestly the Sanae fight would of been epic if she wasn't such a pushover
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UFO Stage 6
SA Extra.
Last Remote.
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enough said.
I hate tumblr noses so fucking much. Westshit, not even once.
I prefer the Aya fight if only for the music.
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I want to play Suika's game.
Love this guy's art
SA stage 3
You spend the first two stages descending underground in dark tunnels with music that really nails those atmospheres, then you reach the sprawling city of Former Hell, you get that music shift, and most importantly, you get Yuugi following you the entire stage for a fight
That moment when the music syncs with Yuugi's midboss spellcard is fucking excellent
It really is fucking gorgeous
Even if it's somewhat easy, SA stage 6 is the best for me. It unironically has the most soul, even if I hate that shitty meme, it fits there.
>the kino stage theme building up the tension while you fly down to the reactor core
>lava in the background
>the cat meow as Orin comes in
>Utsuho's theme, which amplifies even more the atmosphere of fighting agaisnt overwhelming power
>the bullet patterns themselves which use a lot of big projectiles for the same effect as above
>the warning signs and the the nuclear alarm for the spell cards
>that last spell card which just pulls you closer and closer to a blazing hot death
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In fact, i'd say SA in general is the most kino 2hu, the atmosphere just sends chills down my spine every time I play it
I never called TD bad.
It's just not all that great.
But let's go over your list for a moment.
>Introduces one of the core power dynamics of recent - Taoists vs Buddhists
Yes, it does continue the religious arc. However, I would argue that it doesn't focus enough on the Taoist side of thing, especially since we enter HM with only 3 named characters on Miko's side, one of which never speaks in the games proper.
>We finally have a faction that represents humanity's interest and doesn't constantly try to screw them over and direct opposition to 'youkai dindu nuffin' Byakuren
I absolutely agree, and Miko is my second favorite final boss in the series in terms of presentation. It's a huge shame that her danmaku is fairly easy, but she still has a few interesting things.
>Night Sakura of the Dead Spirits is the best Touhou theme
Eh. To each their own.
>Desire Drive is the best 4th stage theme and has by far the most remixes
Controversial opinion time, I think Desire Drive is overrated as fuck, and I think the boss themes that play right before and right after are far better.
>Best roster by far, doesn't contain any literal who's who don't belong. Sticks to fan favourites.
In what regard? I don't really care for Youmu personally, and let's not pretend Sanae is even the fourth most popular protag.
>No one's ridiculously broken or ridiculously shit
Sanae is actually pretty awful in this game aside from her faster spirit gauge charging. Of course, this was also the game that kind of completely homogenized the shot types in general, leading to shottypes feeling less diverse than ever outside of specific gimmicks like Youmu. (something that was only just fixed with HSiFS returning to more traditional shot types.)
>Art style is unique to TD and matches the sombre spiritual tone
It's ZUN art, user.
>Danmaku patterns are much more varied than in previous titles, patterns are much less rigid in general.
They were also fairly easy.
continued in another post.
Why did Bomber Grape drop Touhou for Kancolle?
Man this theme is godly
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I hate the fact it's stuck in the fighting game
fuck meant
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I I had to guess I would say for the bandwagon money.
The Japanese all fall for their shit taste vice eventually
Joon a shit tho, Shion a cute
>First game to truly experiment in terms of boss mechanics(healing bosses, multiple bosses at once etc.)
The very first standard game had you fight a 5 giant orbs and a boss that was invincible unless you destroyed her orbs.
The second windows game already had you fighting 3 bosses at once, and featured a dynamic fight that changed depending on who you targeted during the fight.
ZUN is always experimenting with new ideas and mechanics.
>birth of le sanae face
Memes aren't a valid point.
You forgot that TD brought back spell practice, which was an absolute godsend, and Overdrives were a really fun addition as well that added some replay value to the game.
It was very clearly a one time gimmick, it was even explained in story.
Do fangames count? The story was kind of fan fiction-y but god damn did they fucking nail the atmosphere and ost.
Murasa didn't really do it though, she just ends her fight with a survival card.
Honestly I'm glad ZUN doesn't overuse this. He did it again in IN and while it was neat I still think PCB did it better in part because it doesn't matter if you fail in IN's version
You got it backwards user
Shion is okay
You never know what the future holds.
If fucking Sumireko can get a game, anybody can.
who wins?
>Even ghosts stray from the path of righteousness
But she did nothing wrong
I was going to say the one that isn't a baka, but then I remembered who we're dealing with here.
I'd bet on the stage 5 boss.
She wanted to restore a demonic cherry tree
Tumblr nose vs CalArts I wonder what is the worst style
Well she was the one who sealed it, so she has the right to restore it
No she didn't, her body was just used to seal it.
Didn't the poet seal it?
She forgot that she was buried under the tree although I think Yukari remembers.
OK time for the real question
Who sides with who when the inevitable Youkai/Human Gensokyo war happens
The youkai need the humans so I don't know why they'd go to war with them.
>inevitable
What is this fortune teller saying?
The side with my wife.
Did you get yours?
You can't keep us shackled forever Youkai scum
One day the truth will come out and when it does, they'll be hell to pay
>Sanae is suddenly a huge Youkai racist psychopath in UFO
>Never brought up or mentioned again
Wtf was that about?
I already have a Marisa and Reimu, the only one i would want now is Shinmyomaru (and it's a crime that she hasn't got one)
It's her first time
Imagine if this turned out to be the plot of TH17
Oh fuck she was out? I completly forgot, how could I not buy a fumo of my wife, fuck me
Chuuni phase.
No ;_;
All he had to do was turn himself into a cute girl and he would have lived.
It doesn't matter, Reimu and co will fuck up anyone trying to break the balance
Now I'm imagining Sanae spending a few years frothing on gensokyo's /pol/ and now claiming she's never heard of the board.
>and co
I'm pretty sure Reimu's the only one who wouldn't pick a side to try and further their own interests
And if FS is any indication she'd probably side with Youkai as Yukaris puppet like the race traitor she is
>UH, TO ALL THE YOUKAI OR MAGIC-NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF GENSOKYO BECAUSE IT'S FOR HUMANS ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE YOUKAI DEAD AGAIN
It would never happen, but if it did
>Human Side
Marisa
Sanae
Eientei
Keine and the Human Village
Mokou
Taoists
Ten'nin
Okina
>Youkai Side
SDM
The Moriya Shrine minus Sanae
Hakugyokurou
Yukari and her Shikigami
Buddhists
Underground Youkai
Kappa and Tengu factions
The rest of the unaffiliated Youkai
>Beating the shit out of both sides
Reimu
>anno domini 2019 and people still think there will be serious incident in Gensokyo
I sleep.
Reimu
>Sleeps through the entire war
You mean
>starve to death because everyone else is too busy to feed her
Yukari's job involves keeping everybody on the leash, it is not happening.
buddhists would never partake in a war, Byakuren's whole ideal is that humans and youkai can exist peacefully.
Youkai genocide when?
>t. Byakuren
You know all her servants go around killing and eating humans and she just overlooks it right?
She's literally humanity's worst enemy, a wolf in sheeps clothing
I messaged him on twitter and got the whole thing right away. What a nice guy
No idea why Reimu is portrayed as some kind of human saviour when she's the biggest Youkai bootlicker around and the only people she's killed are humans
Fortune Teller did nothing wrong.
Reimu is pure fucking evil after FS
Not him but a few youkai being dumb niggers doesn't mean they cannot cooperate with humans, we see factions like the fairies and the Kappa do it all the time on the manga.
Link?
>she's killed are humans
Well too bad. Youkai aren't people.
Was it autism
>posting Yakumo drones
Sure but the Buddhists aren't one of those groups
They're bad news.
#toaist4life
this
everyone knows sanny is the real Youkai genocider
Gensokyo was built by youkai for youkai, humans already rule over 99% of the planet and are not an endangered species. Rather than getting asshurt over humans dying try to think about the perspective of someone who has no reason to give a damn about them, it's not like anyone here cares about all the fairies who get shot in the games.
Reimu's job is to maintain the peace, she is a human but she is not gonna go full crimson slasher because murdering any youkai who steps out of the line would defeat the purpose of Gensokyo. The spellcard rules allow her to punish youkai with non lethal methods, preserving the peace without spilling blood and risking a chain reaction.
Your religious leader is my religious leader paizuri slave dude.
>m-muh Youkai safe space
fuck off race traitor
What makes Youkai so special that they have rights higher than humans
Your precious "goddess"
>it's not like anyone here cares about all the fairies who get shot in the games.
fairies just poof back the next day and are for the most part harmless
also let's not forget yukari kills tons of humans everyday to keep gensokyo fed
>ISIS was built by muslims for muslims, Americans already rule over 99% of the planet and are not an endangered species. Rather than getting asshurt over westerners dying try to think about the perspective of someone who has no reason to give a damn about them, it's not like anyone here cares about all the islamists who blow themselves up in the west.
I for one welcome our youkai overlords
Is this bait?
Nothing you wrote makes sense?
>Try looking at it from the murderers perspective, they're the REAL victim here
????
There nazr.in
very nice
please stoop bullying the retarded taoist
I can't tell what part of this argument is shitposting and which part is legitimate anymore.
Youkai are no more immoral than any animal that kills a human.
What are you implying?
It's not immoral when a lion attacks a man
But the rest of the tribe will still hunt it down and kill it in revenge.
>groundfags
It's not immoral when a lion attacks a man
It is immoral to seek out the pack and kill them in retaliation.
fug the frog
>killing animals is immoral
r/vegan is that way friendo
No offense but the H content has disgusting artstyle imo.
Already did but thanks tho.
I'm looking for a pure maiden or goddess to settle down with now.
>It's another Youkai apologists think they're smart with their retarded animal analogy episode
Kill the thread.
>taoist nigger saying retarded shit
Like clockwork. First of all, that tranny has no high ground either. Second, even if Byakuren isn't the best leader her religion still has beliefs who benefit the human race (more than some HUMANS RISE UP shit, that's for sure). The more youkai are devoted to the beliefs better it is in the long run, because it has been show that while youkai are born with a purpose, some don't need to terrorize or kill humans to exist (see: Keine).
Technically humans (as a faction) have the toppest priority due to the faith thing.
False equivalency, Gensokyo has no influence over the real world save for a few people getting spirited away.
Yukari showed on multiple occasions that she tends to prefer peaceful methods when dealing with problems that endanger Gensokyo. Say she stopped sacrificing a few humans, what do you think would happen? The man-eater youkai would turn to the human village instead and their quality of life would drop. It does suck that she does that but if she started prepping humans too much them Gensokyo would lose its purpose as a place to save youkai from extinction. Between an endangered species and a species that is already all over the planet and has no signs of disappearing, it makes sense that she would choose to kill the later. Hell, she is nice enough to only spirit away those who are forgotten so it's not like she is kidnapping people to feed hungry lolis or something.
>he fell for the Youkai propoganda machine
add him to the list sanny
...
>dangerous demonic entities going extinct is a bad thing
stop shitposting on Yea Forums Yukari.
There is no need to be angry man. Tell us which girl gives you trouble.
Based
I don't get those posts. What are these guys even complaining about. Without Gensokyo there would be no setting for Touhou.
You know Gensokyo isn't real right hun?
Are you telling me this bus ticket I bought isn't real?
>killing yourself to go to a place where you're just gonna get killed again
I'd take the 42 virgins instead desu
I was going to post an image that would have upset you but the image limit was hit right as I was about to post it
Because ZUN always returns things to the status quo after every incident and never takes any risks.
>Without Gensokyo there would be no setting for Touhou
>You know Gensokyo isn't real right hun
johntravolta.gif
What's your problem with Reisenfag?
What did he do to you?
There's only a very slim chance of you getting reincarnated in genoskyo. your best bet is to be take there by someone (probably Yukari or maybe the nice raccoon lady can help you)
What risks? Why? For what purpose. Gensokyo is status quo area.
Because it would be fun.
>Gensokyo is status quo area
>Factions coming up with new ways to exploit humans all the time
I don't want to fuck 1, let alone 42 of you fuckers.
>that picture
underrated
Sounds like boring fanfiction.
>guys guys what if we turn Touhou into generic shounen
What new ways? You just said that ZUN always returns things to the status quo. What?
it gets posted all the time
Sanae is a living god, she's part of the system now
Sanny considers herself human, which is what matters
Who are you to tell her what she is?
Sounds like a mental illness
read the manga tertiary-kun
PCB is so fucking kino.
>Wanting to start a Gensokyian Civil War
>Freeing up Gensokyo to get fucked even more easily by the moonmen than it already has been
too kino for this world
But it was alright, everything was alright, the struggle was finished. She has won the victory over herself. She loved Lady Kanako and Suwako
Like FS which.... ended with teaparty and nothing fucking happened?
He's probably seen enough images of that preggy abuse doujin to not care
says the guy who thinks animals have rights
moonmen haven't met nuke-kun yet
>guys guys what if we turn Touhou into generic shounen
you're retarded. shonen isn't the only genre with arcs dumbass and human/youkai conflict is a reoccurring theme in touhou. the only thing keeping a war from happening right now is yukari pulling strings and making troublesome humans disappear.
Is she still the only 2hu confirmed to have sex? I haven't followed since UFO.
Byakuren lures in men with her slutty priest pussy and then her followers eat them
It really doesn't
you guys are forgetting the real problem
>I'm very familiar with the Lunarians. Of all the people in all the different worlds I've met, they're among the worst. Super-exclusive, anti-freedom, and they've constructed a false paradise for themselves. Their specialty is looking down on others, but they have the thinnest skin of anyone. They think of people from other worlds as no better than microorganisms.
should herd them all uo and torture them imo
Junko HAD a son
>dumbass and human/youkai conflict is a reoccurring theme in touhou
There isn't conflict. There is "conflict" which translates into
>omg omg youkai incident happened what now
>after 1cc later
>TEA PARTY EVERYONE
Wow truly terrific.
Doesn't sound any different from Youkai.
Not him but doesnt that make them a greater threat
Yes I know that's why I want a multiple game spanning arc.
>lost to 2 humans in your path
They're not an issue right now. Lunarian genocide can wait until mankind colonizes the moon.
All the smart lunarians are already living in Gensokyo
More like Celestials, youkai will look down to each other.
That already happened. It's called religious "war" arc. Want to tell a secret
Nothing fucking happened and it ended with tea party.
>nothing happened
you're just proving my point
zun never takes risks
best pairing
What point? What risks? Touhou isn't shounen or whatever you want it to be.
>Nuke-kun
>The lunarians gave a fan that disintegrates countrysides to a neet who stares a peaches becausee ???
I feel like Seija also should be a yes, but I don't remember anything about her husband outside of "she faked her death but didn't hate him"
you're too stupid for words.
I think it's funny
Alright then. Let's see then
>touhou 17
>an actual war between humans and youkai
>reimu kills yukari
>oh wait, phantasm stage, it was dream all along you're now PC 98 Reimu against Marisa
>the last spellcard can't be finished no matter what
>the end
You rike?
>It's another "uppity fedora user who gets angry about fictional human rights gets upset because his edgy humans mass killing youkai fantasy will never play out in canon" episode.
I miss the Netplay arc desu. This filler shit is getting samey and out of hand.
>Touhou isn't shounen
It would be funny if it was shounen.
Bump limit, next time don't reach pic limit before bump limit.
>no Mima
I rike
Oh shit. I thought that I've got all generic fanfiction cliches. Nevermind. Correction.
>no bomb run is true ending with Mima
There, fixed.