OH NONONONONO POOR MOMMY GABEN!

>too retarded to filter out Indie/Early Access
Yep, EGS sounds like the right spot for you.

If by people you mean s.oyboy pixel shit talentless indie devs then sure.

Yet they bought heavy rain

It's ok when Nintendo does it

but they'll allow chinks to steal your credit card information

You do know that the majority of asset flips aren’t in the indie category or in early access, right?

I’m just glad Steam is fucked, enjoy those Unity tutorial “games”, retard.

what? nintendo shop is notorious for having a shit ton of shovelware

Guy looks like he snorts coke and murders hookers. Really got the face for it

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>No crappy game
Fortnite is there

Steam already does that so i don’t see the issue.

>2004: fuck Steam, online DRM is the worst
>2019: noooo stop trying to take down Steam you're being anti consumer

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that is the weakest jawline i have ever seen

This thread sucks

Post inspirations
inspirobot.me

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>won’t accept crappy games
>just bought out the David Cage collection

???

Based. We don't need porn or bad games. Epic should decide what we play.

Valve will announce TF3 or HL3 to obliterate Epic

just you wait...

MOMMY MOMMY GABEN PLEASE SELL ME MORE MODS MOMMY GABEN CAN WE HAVE ANOTHER BLUE TEAM VS RED TEAM COMPETITION? I WANT TO GIVE YOU MONNEY MOMMY GABEN

WAHHH WAHHH I ONLY PLAY GAMES ON STEAM WAHHHH WAHHHH AHHHH AHHH GABEN MY PEEPEE HURTS WAHHHHH

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So who exactly is the judge of what is a "crappy game" and what isn't?
You can't really have a human fairly judge games individually since so many are constantly coming out, and if it relies on an algorithm then it'll be easy for developers or consumers to game the system for whatever their desires are.

STOP ALREADY STOP STOP STOP

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Indie games (even the few ok ones) don’t belong on big boy stores.

Imagine typing this out

Attention everyone!
I have something to say.
*Ahem*
FUCK EPIC!
FUCK STEAM!
FUCK UPLAY!
FUCK ORIGIN!
FUCK TODD LAUCHER!
FUCK CHINA!
FUCK BATTLE.NET!
FUCK DRM!
That is all, thank you.

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In the article he says asset flips and low effort games don't get in.

B-B-B-B-BASED!! YA-POWWW, BANG, FUCKIN' GOT'EM MAN, WOOOOOWEE

MOMMY GABEN I’L ONLY PLAY THIS GAME IF IT’S IN MY FAVORITE DRM I LIKE STEAM OK GET IT RACIST DEVS? STEAM S-T-E-A-M OR NOTHING!! WAHOOO GABEN IS SO CUL MOMMY

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>giving the user choice is bad

fucking based

I can see the fat pc wojaks screaming at chinks while the fat jew valve does nothing lmao

Do not click the YongYea

*steals your Root Certificates and website login cookies*

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Imagine typing this out

>pays for 1 year exclusivity
>somehow locking people into his platform is apparently good for gamers but they don't realise it according to his own words
>claims wider game variety is steam allowing "crappy" games

I wonder how he'll react once steam gets all these games once their timed exclusivity runs out. "B-but crappy games no one liked them a-anyway".

i've pirated all the games that i played and i've only bought 4 games on steam because they were mp only.
i just just hate epic and chinks
also 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre ,六四天安門事件 ,反右派鬥爭

GUYS GUYS THE GREEN TEAM IS WINNING I JUST BOUGHT ALL THE TRUCK SIMULATOR DLC (3.500$) AND WE ARE FIRST PLEASE KEEP SPENISNG MONEY WE CAN’T LET THE RED TEAM WIN!!

I LOVE YOU MOMMY GABEN

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That's rich coming from the boss of an online store that doesn't feature user reviews. Yeah sure, let's leave QC up to the suits upstairs, I'm sure they won't OK any stinkers for the money.

Then why is Fortnite there?

lmao

>unreal is dead
>half life is dead

neither of these companies matters to me any more.

Remember when we never needed third-party launchers to play our favorite games on PCs?

Back to piracy I guess. Or better yet, back to console gaming.

based

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Over 50% of the 519 games released on the Nintendo Switch in 2018 were crap.

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I WANT TO PLAY MINECRAFT SO BAD BUT IT’S NOT ON MY FAVORITE DRM AHHHH WHY EVERY GAME SHOULD JUST BE ON STEAM THAT WAY I CAN GIVE MOMMY GABEN MY MONIES WAHHHH WAHHH GO STEAM GO!

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YYYYYYYYYYYONGOUT!

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What's bad about a launcher?

Does that mean they'll delist any game that gets a metacritic and/or user score of less than 60? Seems like user reviews would help them in identifying these crappy games.

Feels good being a consolechad who actually owns his games and doesn't have to worry about storefront wars.

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>yet another google/epic thread that uses wojaks
shills please it's 2019

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why not let consumers decide what's crappy or not, hmm? if shits gay you can always refund ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>open Steam
>ignore and filter out the "crappy games" while browsing the store
>sits and ponders what the big deal is

Yeah, thank goodness the Epic Store is filtering our and judging what qualifies as a "crappy games" for me. Cause oh boy, this sure is a big issues that needs to be dealt with.

Personally, I never understood why people bitch about "crappy" games on steam. But then, I almost always pirate before buying.

holy shit, so based

You will never pass as a woman

>Pirate/GOG PC games
>Only two games I've bought on Switch, none wanted for PS4/Xbox

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ARTIFACT IS A GOOD GAME IT’S JUST THESE CHINEESE HACKERS THAT REVIEW BOMB IT

LOOK LOOK I BOUGHT ALL THE CARDS FOR JUST 10 GRAND THAT’S VERY FAIR

THANK YOU MOMMY GAVEN I LOVE YOU AND LOVE STEAM

THE CAKE IS A LIE XD

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Someone post the Raid image again. I forgot to save that one.

Fuck off Nazi. There's nothing wrong with Communism.

>Epic Store is judging what qualifies as a "crappy games"
Yeah, I don't like this either.

Why is it when you give actual criticism of Epic's store and practices retards flock thinking you're defending Steam and Valve's shit?

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kindly read

pcgamer.com/amp/tim-sweeney-does-not-take-any-orders-from-tencent-says-epic/

and stop with all the misinformation.

THIS

DAVID "ELLEN PAGE" CAGE

being dumb is fun

>Epic: We will not host crappy games
>Also Epic: We have exclusive access to Dangerous Driving and are also hosting Roller Coaster Tycoon Adventures

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I WANT STEAAAAM NOT EPIC!! STEAM!! GET IT DEVS? I ONLY SPEND MY MONIES ON STEAM!

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>2019: stop adding more online DRM shit and pretending you're saving us
nobody complained about GoG and that was what epic wished it was

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>Epic Store won't accept crappy games
>David Cage shit is getting released on there

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Imagine typing this out

when is someone gonna open up a store that is only for crappy games?

Let the shekel wars begin

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>Forcing exclusive by paying developers, and not doing anything new or innovative for the consumer
>Epic stealing data from your computer.

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Steam has no quality control. They have too many crappy games. That's why Epic is better.

>the shills literally rotate from their m-muh monopoly posting to spamming wojaks and suddenly that's how all threads are going
Curious, isn't it

Google Play/App Store exists

BAD CHINKS NONONO I WANT STEAM ONLY AHHH

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Oh man, a games store that fellates developers, gives them complete control over reviews of their own games, AND shuns any gamers who dare to criticize the stores video games? Surely this will get the consumers flocking in mass to their store right?

LOL i don't fucking care about all that Steam/Epic shit,im still gonna pirate everything

It's an unnecessary layer of software that locks games into the application, forces updates whether you like it or not even if it's a single player experience, and requires an extra account and another EULA reading to access.

It's made for the convenience of people too dumb to manage their own game libraries.

Might be a good idea really, user.

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Real talk, do people actually go browsing for games on Steam store? I've bought maybe 1 game in the past 5 years that I found just randomly browsing Steam. Every other game I bought I went onto Steam knowing what I was already looking for.

>*goes bankrupt*

PLEASE give money to MY favorite corporation and not the other corporation

why the fuck did Epic hire shareblue to shitpost on Yea Forums?

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The majority of people don't give a shit about social features and reviews. They mostly just want to play cool games

steam has been selling your data to investors for a long time now

THIS, GAMERS have RIGHTS we just want STEAM!! MOMMY GABEN IS BASED

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That's no excuse. The service is supposed to host only good games so you won't buy any bad ones. Steam does a very poor job at this.

Shills know tribalism is the most effective method
Look at literally anything humans compare, entrenched camps will form where Team A is awesome in every way and Team B is irredeemable dogshit
old/new
circumcised/uncircumcised
left wing/right wing
male/female
theist/atheist
We're just primates screeching and throwing shit at each other

Cause that's their job.

>They mostly just want to play cool games
which is why epic is winning with their quality games

>they're not even saved from Yea Forums
lmao how will wojak ever recover?

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kek

If you are retarded enough to buy a unity asset flip and not immediately refund you deserve to get robbed T B H

Because anyone with an IQ above 90 realises all the retards crying about Epic are Steam babies, the worst and most retarded fanbase on Yea Forums?

At least console warriors get to have exclusives, DRM warriors are simply pathetic and get tribalistic over a fucking store filled with garbage.

No, what's going to happen is that customers will flock en masse to the higher quality service, in this case Epic, and let Steam die with their bad games. Nobody wants to be scammed by a shitty service.

>those filenames
Did Tsujin find a site for the shills to pull their wojaks from? Jesus christ

>wanting to go back to the days when publishers wouldn't release games because they were not Christian enough

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Tell people on floor 3 to join us. We have to up our efforts

>complains of lack of moderation
>somehow people thriving in the wild west that is steam are the snowflakes
How op? how did you get to this conclusion?

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There's objectively nothing good or redeemable about circumcision.

oh no they're attacking the fat money hungry jew that takes a 30% cut and sits on ihs ass all day doing nothing! FUCK EPIC!!!

Situations like this only benefit the consumer. Especially when the barrier to entry on either side is a wide open door. I mean I think it's pretty cool, it just means both sides are going to be trying even harder to bring in fun games to their platform

>scammed
Now you understand why the review system and forums are so important to Steam right? Steam won't coddle you, but it'll give you enough tools to find out if something is a scam (since somehow that was too hard for you already), just stop and actually research something before you buy it for once

This. When I buy a game that 30% cut really matters to me. Epic is better.

I can lie, too. Big fucking deal, fag.

Outer Worlds isn’t coming to Steam retard, please keep seething.

I tend to agree. I mean, we have NetEase/Tencent investing in Quantic Dream and bringing all of their games to the PC.
Now sure, shit on David Cage all you want but if this trend continues they'll buy out and bring more console exclusives to the PC. The store itself will also improve over time naturally.

>inb4 you're a chink

>I'll just blindly follow this corporation rather than the other
Lmao

Cool it with the sarcasm.

Those games are only coming to PC because Sony realized David Cage shit doesn’t sell PS4s and it wasn’t worth paying to keep them exclusive.

buy from epic store = giving money to tencent = helping chinese military conquer the world and enslave us.

Not that guy but 3rd party games such as Phoenix Point, Detroit Become Human and Outer Worlds are all coming to Steam a year later. It's a timed exclusivity deal not a full exclusivity.

>Today, Quantic announced plans to bring its three latest games — Detroit, Beyond, and Heavy Rain — to Epic’s digital shop as timed exclusives for a year after launch. The move comes not long after Chinese internet giant NetEase invested in Quantic Dream with the goal of reaching a larger global audience. Both announcements represent a dramatic shift for the studio.

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>implying I'm following one or the other
Stop moving the goalpost retard.

I'm all for acceleration baby.

This, just give money to mommy gaben he is based and gives us steam cards.

Review bombing is a persistent problem, plus now we have angry Steamfanboys going around websites terrorizing everyone even though they don't deserve it. If you think it's not the right decision to silence terrorists then maybe you just don't belong in a civilization.

Let go off your angry fanboyism. There's nothing wrong with breaking Steam's monopoly.

It's privately owned. There are no investors.

Woah calm down Cheng Chang

Militaries are a meme for proxy wars, intelligence services actually affect power of developed nations

>CRAPPY GAMES

so what exactly gives them the authority to decide that? not the decision in the first place i'm talking about a merit of "quality".

How the fuck do i know they won't ban tiddie games just because they think anime is gross?

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Sorry user that's a false narrative you're trying to push. Detroit is their fastest selling game and it sold 2 millions which is as much as Bloodborne.
And Heavy Rain sold an amazing 5.3 million units.

Sony was their publisher but NetEase simply gave them more money.

>mfw Epic's catalogue comes to steam after a year, arrives heavily discounted, and proceeds to gross twice as much

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Imagine there was a guy who pissed on your lawn, a guy who murdered your favorite pet, and a guy who flipped you off, and yet these were the only people you could buy shit from.
Who would you pick?

>FUCK DRM

INDEED

*pirates your entire catalog in your path*

You mean you LIKE not having a console style market to buy from?
Who cares about "gems" lmao

Epic confirmed in the same sentence that they wont allow titty games.

Everything you buy had at least half of its components made in China.

Not a monopoly, stop spreading this shit retard.

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If you want asset flip garbage and shitty porn games you can always go to steam, Epic will be the place were the actual good games release.

>*pirates all your games*
Thanks cutie!

Steam is banning review bombing due to latest criticism brought on by Epic Store's relevancy.

Wrong, because you can choose not to update games in every launcher I've used. Plus offline mode.

Also, how is any of that bad? You clearly did not expirience pc gaming before launchers. It was awful.

Epic is yet another anti white company and they will be dealt with once us the white peoples of the world arise

I'm fairly sure a multibillion dollar company knows more about video games than you. You've probably never even made one game so stfu and let Epic do their magic.

And yet Bloodborne is PS4 exclusive and David Cage games aren’t, those games are on PC because Sony didn’t care enough to keep them.

Like the Master Chief Collection?

You can spot an asset flip frozen in early access from a mile away. I don't need that trash clogging up my search results.

Epicfags unironically need to get noosed.

No idea what master chef is.

Isn’t that a cooking tv show or something like that?

None of the reviews can be trusted. There's no real moderation on whether they are speaking the truth or not.

Epic fixes the problem by only providing good games and keeping butthurt Steam invaders out.

Which point on the image is valve a monopoly?

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>I'm fairly sure a multibillion dollar company knows more about video games than you

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BB is a first party game due to SIE dev team involvement. QD was a third party with a publisher deal with Sony.
You never know user.

Tencent is part of the Communist Party of China and owns a sizable stake in epic.
One day, the CPC might decide that all english speakers are a threat to their rule, and round us up and throw us in re-education camps and harvest our organs. They've done the same thing with many groups, like falun gong and the uyghurs, christians, and many others.
Buying from the epic store is literally funding organ harvesting.

This. I want the lolis.

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I think they're looking for effort. Not necessarily quality. I mean there's a little rinky dink co-op 3rd person rpg called outward coming out on their store and while it doesn't exactly bleed quality, it has a tremendous amount of effort and thought put into its RP and player gameplay choices. So they're more after unique experiences/games rather than letting anything get thrown up on their store

Exactly this. A low bar with shovel-ware is much better than a high bar with plenty of great titles not making it to the platform.

Gog is a fart in the wind. If you want to fight steam, this is what you need to do.

Exactly, the deal ended and Sony didn’t think it was worth renewing it.

>keep flinging shit ar gabe
>gabe gives zero fucks

This guy is a literal toddler isn't he.

I'm trying. Doubled my gaming spending on Epic.

Not really, no.

The average consumer won't go far from the steam store homepage, and I've never seen an asset flip no effort game there, because it's curated. Finding asset flips requires you to sort shit by price from lowest, and be completely retarded to not notice if you look at screenshots and reviews.

So is Epic.
Your argument is?

steamniggers are the toddlers

>Epic stealing data from your computer.
exactly
>we swear: we just want you to import your friends list... honest!

Gaben is probably too busy eating to respond.

So what the fuck is David Cage's stuff doing on there?

A Unity game is an asset flip by default, you moron. Unless it's on Epic where there is quality control like Tim said.

This stopped being true 4 years ago.

That's terrifying that you think that way.

Thank you gog-chan, and God bless you.

According to David NetEase simply offered them more, allowing them to be independent when it comes to platform choice.

Yes we totally need Unity tutorials ripped out and sold as a game 300 times.

In fact i’m going to the apple store right now to complain about them not having Huwawei cellphones there.

Garbage games are a human right and a freedom of speach issue.

How else would i find poxelshit 2deep4u platformers?

IT'S OVER

Ah yes, games like Overcooked 2, Katamari damacy rerolled, return of the obra dinn, and hollow knight. All well known asset flips
???

Yes, they offered more and Sony didn’t think it was worth to outbid them.

imagine having a low enough iq to buy games digitally on Steam OR epic gaymes when you could have downloaded and played them for absolutely free all along

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I really do hope the store ends up failing for multiple reason but one of them is to see this little cunt get his comeuppance.

All the pro-epic posts seem to be following a posting script, i smell discordfagging.

Why?

>user, why did we die? we just wanted to make good games

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Cope harder Gaben boy, go buy some CS Go skins.

privately owned != no investors. Both Valve and Epic have investors, the difference is that Valve is owned exclusively by Gabe and the employees of the company while only ~60% of Epic is owned "in house" by Tim Sweeney and the employees of the company. The remaining 40% is of course owned by the bug people.

Since you're accusing, burden of proof is on you. Otherwise the only liar here is you.

Its just like you said ching chong. Until Subnautica was released on the Epic store it was just an asset flip.

One Pixelshit 2deep4u indie garbage platformer isn’t worth garbage flooding the store.

Searching games by category is a complete joke now.

And those “”gems”” are fucking shit anyway.

What about that shitty rollercoaster Tycoon game
And quite likely the vtmb sequel.
And fortnite for that matter
And I bet my ass if they got the chance to put botw on PC they would do it despite how shit it is.

I don't know, i wouldn't trust Gaben and the (((employees)) of his company with my data either.

>Won't accept crappy games
>Beyond Two Souls is coming to Epic Store
Exqueeze me?

>QD being fully published for an entire console gen and making their fastest selling game for the next one
>suddenly whisked away
>user trying to delude himself into thinking a soulless corp didn't care despite the success and not the fact that other gigantic corp simply had more cash than them
kek, I mean sure you can try to cope with this however you want but again, seeing the deep NetEase pockets you'll very likely witness more exclusives being bought off like this. Chinks are known bullies when it comes buying off markets.

Epic game store has like 10 games total, and it looks like a mobile store with massive, no-information rectangles.

Not a game.

Whatever you say user, nobody cared about David Cringe anyway.

Fuck off chink

epic game store will sell shitty games 100% guaranteed.

One quick glance at those sales numbers proves you wrong though.

Gabe and his employees are lazy asses. They don't give two shits about your info.

there are barely any single player games left dude, there is nothing to pirate anymore.

Lmao steam doesn’t have to dignify this with a response because their digital market is still the dominant one. This is all the chihuahua trying to bark up at a pit bull. Guess who wins when the pit bull fights back.

I’m glad Sony won’t waste more money and resources on David Cringe shit.

The industry sucks. How do we tell them to start making games again so we can pirate them? :(

Based and CDPREDpilled

>wow look at muh ps4 and the diversity of exclusives!
>Sony really are #4thegamers

Fast forward to now:
>who cares about David cage anyway Sony shouldn't spend money on him any more!
>suddenly the diversity of exclusives doesn't matter anymore

Use the search feature. Who the fuck looks through every game. Do you look at every item for sale in a store and get mad to?

It's just a program, user. It does have legs.

>won't accept crappy games
>buys out motherfucking heavy rain and other shit
kek

the answer is contract works, you pay the devs in front and after release its freeware. art has been that way since the very beginning of humanity.

kickstarter.

A-and then the strawman fell in da poopoo haha!
Console wars in 2019 weeeeeee

Lol

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Kickstarter games suck. Besides I'm not paying anything. Pirates are the coolest people on the Internet so wtf we deserve to be served.

>Wrong, because you can choose not to update games in every launcher I've used. Plus offline mode.

Problem is if your legacy backup files are corrupted or lost you're going to have to download the latest version anyway. Besides the Minecraft launcher, launchers generally don't offer snapshots, especially when a game package is massive in filesize.

>Also, how is any of that bad? You clearly did not expirience pc gaming before launchers. It was awful.

Without the luxury of live updates and day one patches, developers back then had to make sure their games are bugtested to hell and back or they risk being panned. If they did need to release patches post-launch they were compelled to make sure the few patches they released count, so a single patch is expected to be concentrated with as many fixes as possible.

And how it is awful? All you needed to do was download patch installers from trusted sources and run them. The only difficulty is that you were expected to be informed about patches and do it yourself.

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Remember when YongOUT was seething that he got banned from almost every E3 presentation without any valid reason?

At least CDPR allowed him to view the CBP2077 demo before it was released to the public.

When is the epic game store going to get a good game?

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nigga tencent owns 40% how is that privately owned?

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>the original DRM
kek

only the rich will pay. the downside to that is that games will not cater to the poor. as i said, art has been that way ever since. copyright is something very very new in human history.

This one was pretty good

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>Forcing exclusive by paying developers

Yes, by giving them more revenue per sale

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>garbage flooding the store
If you see that type of garbage games on steam store, that mean you search and play them, user
If you dont put a finger on that garbage, you will never see that shit on steam thanks to the store algorithm

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Thanks, inspirobot.

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