I want to BITE Lady's ASS
DMC
I want Nico to allow me to take off her boots and breathe in the hot air that will come out of them.
Where is the Vergil render from?
>Vergil would crash the game if I tried to load him in so I left him out
>Grabbing Goliath will cause both him and the player to fall out of the map and glitch the camera
>If Malphas teleports she will appear below the map and glitch the camera
>Artemis is stuck partially below the ground but she can still be defeated easily
>Griffin will go under the map immediately and disappear after a few seconds
>Full power Urizen will T-pose for 10 to 20 seconds before fighting
>Gilgamesh won't move and his weak point is above the ceiling of the void, making him unkillable
>The version of Cavaliere Angelo used is the one from mission 14 because I couldn't find the prefab file for the mission 11 version of her
Cavaliere Angelo will sometimes teleport in place 4 or 5 times in a row
>Nightmare will disappear after a little while and as far as I could tell he will not reappear
>Nidhogg's vulnerable body and tentacles appear below the map, making him unkillable
Is this the price to pay FOR BOSSES
>the weakest and most boring of the playable characters is also the most smug
Seconding.
wtf i have the same lips and kinda similar face to vergil
Anyone made a Nerdy yet?
IT'S OVER
What the fuck am I reading?
>they are not identical twins or they would have been born at the same time
>they are just twins born one year apart
No, they put Nero's face on V hair and Lady body.
It's Lady face and body with Nero/White V/Dante hair
? this was already expected
DMC5 still a huge success
Woo he really is handsome. I love the details like the little wrinkles. It's great.
It makes it funnier when he smugly tries to walk away from things he knows will kick his ass
what the fuck
A game made by FROM was always going to do better due to the Dark Souls crowd. DMC is a niche title but it's good to see that Sekiro doing well.
So does Vergil have halted aging because of being dead as shit? Or is he a boomer like Dante?
>one year older
Poor Eva
Vergil eats healthy food and doesn't eat 10 pizzas a day.
He didn't choose the smug life, the smug life chose him.
I am going to say the D word.
Did you also abandon your firstborn child?
Shit like this makes me feel old. A 12 year probably wrote this.
DON'T
actually yes
Selling multi-millions is not niche.
Brainlet.
nexusmods.com
I just came.
>tfw you wanted something without knowing you even wanted it
>Urizen 12
I find out breaking his second shield without SDT and save it for third shield make thing alot easier.
It sold 2 Million. Compare that to most AAA titles.
DO NOT
ORIHIMEEE
Is there new porn of Nico and Lady?
Your kid is gonna DDT you and then flip the bird on you in a few decades. Just giving you a heads up.
Thanks
Any nude Nero mods yet
The average game has trouble reaching one million in sales. 2 million is well above average.
fuck that where's my Jonathan Joestar mod
Nice lips
On rule 34 there's a blender vid of DMC5 Lady wearing nothing but her chaps riding a guy's dick in the reverse cowgirl position. I'm too lazy to link it, it's like one of the first results when you look up devil may cry on rule34, not paheal
Lightning does strange things to his face
That's so nice seeing a Japanese game doing so well. Hopefully Sega and the rest of Japan see this and start releasing more on PC/Steam.
What's your problem? DMC is niche this isn't an opinion is straight up fact, 2 million is fantastic for DMC but compared to a lot of titles it's nothing however due to DMC being niche it's not in the same expectancy meaning 2mil has basically guarenteed DMC6 at some point. It boggles my mind why you're actually arguing against this unless you're a FROM drone or something that NEEDS to have these two games in competition for some reason.
how the hell does he shave so clean?
Judgement shave
This is retarded. I couldn't even bother to correct him.
He has nice dick sucking lips.
yamato
Yamato
>wanted to complete DMD
>still on SoS half on the game
>start to feel the repetitiveness
How do you guys don't get bored to replay the same stages all over again?. Even if tthe gameplay is pretty good it cannot hold everything
Where can i get DMC5 Yamato model ffs, i'm going to Japan next week and i want to make a replica there.
I'm really taking my time with DMC5. I've only got 30 hours so far and done Human (so I never have to play it again) DH, and half of SoS so I can savor it.
Does this retard not realize you can be identical twins and not born at the same time?
Deadweight
There's a Xnalara model of Vergil that comes with a nu-yamato
I don't. I pace myself. Probably wouldn't do it for a while after doing it all difficulties though. Might play through DMD again after 6 months. Might return for Bloody Palace though.
Jesus, there are people in their twenties who look positively haggard compared to this man in his late-forties. And he's supposed to be the OLDER brother.
DSL
Hell does that to a person. Highly recommend.
I want her to release a flood of her diarrhea into my mouth
THE CHAD T-POSE
user, the DMC series has more sales than the Dark Souls in total. It's 17 million versus ~14 million, unless you factor in Bloodborne and Demon's Souls. DMC is not niche. It's a middle-of-the-road mainstream franchise.
what the fuck DT nero has 6 hands
When I got bored I started playing while listening to podcasts.
Listening to the Tiptoes episode of How Did This Get Made? while fighting queen empusa with Dante and laughing my ass off will forever be in my memory.
Why does every demon says Nero is a human? Literally what kind of human can use rocket sword, or have that much agility to jump down from 20 feet like nothng.
Wait dt nero has physical hand-wings too?
MORE POWER!
He reeks of human blood.
This is a major gripe I have with DMC. It's not just Nero. Dante has been accused of being human before.
Apparently human beings being stronger, more agile and capable than fucking Spider-Man is the default in the DMC universe.
Cerberus called Dante a human in DMC3.
Imagine
He’s already getting started on gaining his Sin DT
Phantom and Cerberus called Dante human too
LITERALLY built for mandingos
Post kino moments
streamable.com
>Start as Dante
>Literally a decade or older muscle memory activates about how to do combo pause into stab spam
>Works
I can honestly see Cereberus calling Dante human because he simply walks in and starts taunting. Cereberus probably thought Dante was a survivor/sneaked past demons who managed to get close enough to inspect the tower.
>sin dt nero is asura
Apparently to demons, if it looks like a human, talks like a human, walks like a human, then it's a human.
They all share the same fate like that dude who encountered something that looks like a duck, acts like a duck, but is actually a t-rex
>tfw Sekiro is already out so I have to rush through my pirated copy of DMC5 in order to play my pirated copy of Sekiro as soon as possible
Sega's been slowly releasing all their 6th gen stuff on PC lately, and some more recent titles
Nero: Are you ready for six hands, Kirie?.
Nice blog.
I haven't bought the game yet because there's still no playable Vergil
90% of my replays in DMC3 and DMC4 are all Vergil
Which makes no sense because they can clearly feel/smell demon blood in Dante most of the times.
DLC is coming faggot
I know, but it's BP, not Vergil.
SHUT UP OLD FART
How does V's auto pilot work?
I turned off the tutorials as soon as I could so I didn't have the game explain it to me. Does it run off of DT? How long does it last?
Can we fight playable characters as A.I.?
DT Nero's nails make him look like those ghetto sassy black women
youtu.be
Yes and it lasts for a few seconds. Keep locking on the enemy you want them to attack and they will, as long as it is active. Read the book while you're doing it.
Same.
> Lady's ASS
purple shows up around the demon you used auto on so it does its own ting and does more damage. It runs out once the purple around the health gauge is no longer there
I aren't think that
t.Kyrie
and nico
Yes
RE2R had rogue mode in the datamining yet nothing came out of it
Barely better than V's. Eww.
I WANT TO BITE IT AND LEAVE MY TEETH MARKS
> better than V's
Weak bait
hank
hill
ass
>you can see his chin hair despite the shitty resolution
Amazing detail.
Thanks. Started my SoS run and figured I'd learn how to play V smarter rather than trying to brute force most things.
Vergil's ass when ?
Hank Hill's ass
Literally perfection
That's, unfortunately a little flat
oh look it's Chloe Moretz.
Does everyone have a Hank ass under the clothes?
Noice
Most likely unfortunately. If you want asses then you have to look at the DTs.
NICO'S ASS WHEN? Lady is disgusting. Why Itsuno did it to her?
Demons are dumb. Sparda must've possessed autistic intelligence.
>2 million copies in 1 week
MY HONORED BREATHREN
Now THAT'S an ass
considering the shit that Lady pulls off that's a pretty fair assumption
Does anyone have these photos of Maxim whatever his family name is? You know which ones I'm talking about.
Still the best DT ass.
Are there mods to fix the females faces yet?
m8 that's one awkward angle, it looks fine most of the time
Here you go
*blocks your path*
Maxim Nazarov, first link in google
Max + Dan > Max only desu
Lady has a cute smoll ass
Why are there so many gays in these threads?
>5962 points on mission 10
stop fucking teleporting around everywhere you son of a bitch
I think he uses those for flap top
This user knows
It was this one?
>5982 on mission 10
Have you seen what they did to Trish and Lady?
I don't get why it's a big deal, they look human and most of the time they're accused of being human before the fight. Cerberus says something like "you are not human, are you?" after he gets beaten. However there was one instance of this bothering me. In DMC1 Griffon calls Dante a human and literally in the same breath says that he's the son of Sparda, who is obviously a well-known demon. Do other demons just consider half-breeds/hybrids not really demons?
the only one that needs fixing is Trish
It's so he can hug Kyrie even more than before.
Improved them?
Not everyone is a man here user.
For some reason every time I read this, I just want to edit it to "What form of autism is this?"
dunno why
Only if you're a fag.
>Do other demons just consider half-breeds/hybrids not really demons?
yes
and humans consider half breeds non humans
that's part of dante's constant depression, not being accepted anywhere
>them
Lady? Yes.
Trish? Hell no.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
JUST DO IT !
SPAAAAAAAAAAARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I like that Trish looks ugly so I feel just like Dante about his mom
*2 weeks actually.
He’s enough of a family man for it to fit.
>Nero is Jonathan
>Crew Cut is DIO
I WANT TO GIVE VERGIL A SLOPPY KISS IN THIS INSTANT AND MAKE HIM ALL FLUSTERED
>tfw 110 hours
I'm taking a break until the update on April 1st comes out but I think it's mainly the undiagnosed autism I have. Nero and V I get bored with quick but I can play with Dante for hours.
Nero's mom, calm down with this thirst of yours
Trish looks like shit, true
Lady Eva and Nico looks good though
I want to play some more but I don't have the time.
I dont want to be a wagie anymore
>tfw only 68 hours
>Have yet to S rank the rest of DMD, entire Heaven or Hell and Hell or Hell
Are you faggot?
>Why are there so many women and gay guys who like DMC?
>it couldn't be because the male main characters all look hot, handsome or cute
>we just don't know
He screams "YOU'RE NOT HUMAN, ARE YOU?" When he reaches 50% and goes rage mode. Probably didn't realize what he was dealing with until he started getting his shit slapped.
Gotta wonder just how many demons Sparda personally fucked over for them to be so mad 2000 years later
which character are you gonna do Bloody Palace with first?
I'm gonna go with Nero since he's the only one I've fully upgraded.
>play sekiro for a bit
>slowly the urge rises
im addicted, i dont even want to do missions im just going into the void and smacking shit
I will forever stand by that dmc3 Lady looks uncanny.
DMC4 lady is the worst, though
Fuck you, DMC3 Lady the best.
Is this cut content?
I'm gonna become one with Vergil for the lightsaber taunt so I can bully demons with the cane
Ok, you have a shit taste, I got it
Her render in 3 looks great, can't say the same about in-game model
DMC 3 Lady >= DMC 5 Lady > DMC Anime Lady >>>>>>>>>>>>>> DMC 4 Lady
Will try to make Crewcut in GR Wildlands
Nah, it's not rare for models to have extra stuff in them but are kept invisible, this arms are the ones actually grabbing and pummeling enemies around, i wonder why the model have them in dark instead of the blue they are during the game
you unlock things on bloody palace?
Yeah, Evil Nero, Jedi V and Vante
The truth has been spoken.
Jesus Christ, it's literally Sasha Banks
I want to ___ Lady!
I can't believe they wrote off Dante and Vergil by trapping them in hell.
>wrote off
>trapped in hell
No user, it's everything else down there that is trapped with them.
I still can't believe Vergil looks like THAT. We're truly blessed.
I can't believe they wrote off V by trapping him in Vergil.
No one asked for this but yeah you know.
TRASH OBLITERATED
>trapping them
>what is yamato
>trapped in hell
>with yamato
> White hair
> Brown beard
why
Vergil looks better than Trish
>still looks great in every form
He's a blessing we don't deserve.
>right
T-TRISH?
>dante, I don't feel so good
With faceapp you cannot chose the color of the beard.
>identical
>twins
>twins dont need to be born at the same time
umm what?
Think DTing with a weapon once gives you a permanent power boost?
After Dante DTed with Sparda I always saw that as being the catalyst that let him gain stuff like Majin or a DT unaffected by equipped weapon.
Here is another one
they don't both pop out of the vagina like a shotgun, it can be hours between births.
>they don't both pop out of the vagina like a shotgun
but they are sons of sparda
I take it easy. If i get bent i stop, go back to kenshi or something else.
That said yesterday i was on the fucking zone did 11-16 sos S. 4 no damage. Dante is still a blast
Vergil is 2 minutes older than Dante
Why is he so fucking handsome
Vergil came out literally one minute earlier
He is a blessing honestly.
youtu.be
ITS OUT
1. I didn't really like it
2. Fuck Gav for putting spoilers in V part of the vid
Left should be what Dante and Vergil look like if they ever do a DMC3 remake. It actually looks like them a little bit, especially the chin/mouth. Though I personally think DMC3 doesn't need a remake. Maybe DMC1 or 2.
When I saw this I said the same thing
Put it back in please
Its too pop rock for me (I know thats their chosen genre) but it feels weird to make a song with such a drastically different tone from the music of the subject matter. Its nice but its not DMC. I liked the mass effect video they did years ago.
Retard cant understand that the "older brother / younger brother" banter reefers to who was birthed first and is older by a few minutes
Well if there is a remake they would most probably use the same models as 5, so Dante will be a younger version of Cowie. They are not going to be identical anymore, but if they were, well you I think the same.
>trapped in hell
They got out
If DMC5 characters were in any new fighting game how fucking broken would they be?
Source user?
God it's so fucking good
ITSUNOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm pretty sure its possible for Dante to have 100% uptime on a damaging hitbox at any time even while knocked down. So not as bad as Melee.
Well, combine MvC Dante and Vergil, but with Guilty Gear's Dragon Install.
Oh we got it sweet
Thank you capcops
>What motivated you to make DMC5 Mr Itsuno?
>"I went for a run and had a good steak"
Based
Protect this man at all costs
I dunno if they'd use Cowie. I always thought the reason they used a different face model for Dante and Vergil in 5 was because Vergil wasn't supposed to have aged since DMC1. He doesn't quite look as young as the age he's supposed to have been in DMC3 (like 18 or 19) but he definitely looks younger than Dante. That's just what I think cause the last time we saw him all corrupted and shit before 5 was in DMC1, when Dante was around 30/late 20's. But I dunno, I don't think we'll get a DMC3 remake for a long time if it even happens.
I wanna protect Itsuno's smille
>I want to evoke that same emotion in the player
Itsuno is too pure for us
NEW DLCS ARE OUT
I REPEAT
NEW DLCS ARE OUT
>V & Vergil alt colors
>Taunt trio
>Super character 3-pack
>expensive full course dinner
kek itsuno is adorable
Am I supposed to be excited for early unlocks of things I can get in-game? Fuck off, shill.
Why would you buy them?
Vfags btfo
But they're all unlockable in-game
>Returns as Vergil
>end of rine
IMMA LET YOU FINISH
BUT NICO HAS THE BEST TITS IN THE GAME
I already unlocked that shit.
>Gets Vergil back
that's cute
>Gets Vergil back
d'aww
its really cool that she still has the scar from Arkham jabbing the bayonet into her thigh.
Show me them
>Proves he's not "dead weight"
still seething though.
>Buying alts you can unlock in an afternoon
Loving every laugh
>Gets Vergil back
>not for Dante too
I am playing on son of sparda and I have question. how on earth are you supposed to finish V level where he loses all his minions and has to regain them 1 by 1. I will be honest, i just bailed on it, started with Nightmare and just used gold orbs.
all chill
>DMC6 comes out
>Demons cry out "DAAANTEEE" and "VEEEERRGIIIILLL"
S ranked Mission 10 DMD and didn't get any postcard, does anyone else have it? Also is there any way to see the ones you have unlocked?
Use Shadow to rip Cavaliere a new butthole, after that it should be easy
Use Shadow's and Griffon's respective dodges to get them out of the way. Summoning Nightmare also get them out of stalemate, so use him when necessary.
my order is just
kitty > cav
bird > artemis
nightmare > goliath
works every time ez pz
Grab Shadow and do Cavaliere. Grab Griffon second and do Artemis. Grab Nightmare third and do Goliath. It's that simple.
>"Oh, that's you, Deadweight"
>Nero's DT instantly refilled
Cavalier with Shadow, launcher parries easily
Or Behemoth with Shadow since he's just a joke
Once you have cat and bird just take your pick, Artemis is a joke if you have 2 or 3 summons
now where's the xl size so I can make a neat wallpaper with the 3 spardas.
>install it
>grey screen on startup
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING THESE
>Tutorial: Devil Trigger Explosion
I think it goes without saying that V was always more of who Vergil is or meant to be. The Urizen part was only his negative attributes given form. That's all his demonic power connected with. Urizen didn't have a soul, or any memories besides hate for Dante and even those weren't memories, just feelings. V was always Vergil. Literally.
SACRIFICE
>So playing DMC5 feels like finishing a triathlon and having a full course meal
Got it
Dante always had Vergil. Vergil just had to want him too
>Joseph Dante
Too pure for this world
>finally get one day free from work/school
>finally beat dmc 5
>barely managed to beat vergil as dante thanks to royal guard being op
>expected to get destroyed as nero because no royal guard
>literally dies in 10 seconds I didnt even realize he died
Well that was kinda disappointing. I know it's just devil hunter difficulty but still expected a bit more. That also made me realize all nero's boss fights are extremely easy and a bit disappointing while dante gets all the cool bosses.
Eat pizza and have a good time to forget all the bad times with
does you autism tells you to post this same reply in every thread or are you just retarded and forget that you did already multiple times?
>Nero gets an entire mechanic based around seething super hard and going DT any time a demon taunts him
Nero is the tutorial character.
To be fair Dante's priority was to kill him.
cucк
dante 100% steals the spotlight in dmc5 but im not complaining
19 vergil is a way better fight
>triggered Vfag
Aren't those black wings the same as the blue ones? As in both moves together as a single entity?
20 is a victory lap, your DT gauge is constantly increasing.
VICTORY
LAP
Just like that Angra shithead in God Hand, Azel is the legit fight.
I envy Nero, he atleast got to stab his old man with a sword
Here's a fun picture of V and Griffon's Voice actors!
Also, Brian Hanford(V's voice actor) is brihanford on twitter for anyone curious.
Dante's priority was to kick Vergil's ass so he wont fuck up more bystanders with giant demon structures from hell. Nero did it for him.
hug
Griffon's is bradvenable (where the pic is from)
I beat the game twice the weekend it came out and I've just now gotten to SoS. I also got a full time job, studying, and wanting to play other games. I just play it when I feel like I got the time for it.
isn't there still 2 dlc packs left? i remember that pre-release stage show where the devs said 3 dlc's were planned all as free.
His in-game model looks better.
Didn't V's VA also do the mocap? He's pretty good.
He's smug all the time because he knows he's best boy.
Because they have human blood and look like humans.
I take pleasure in playing the game, not enough to S rank DMD, though.
The Dante render was released several months ago, like not that long after TGS. have you been in a coma or something
That render was released in September
I like how they were trying to deny the Kylo Ren thing and finally just said "fuck it, give him a lightsaber"
Right should have been Eva.
>tfw stopped revving thanks to air tau t ex-acting
Finally I feel like less of a shitter
Dante didn't want his brother back lol
sauce?
What form of heresy is this
Come back when you can max-act the taunt. In a combo when you are using Devil Knuckle to keep things in the air with you
coffin is magic needs magic bayblade
I believe so.
so how many times has nico asked for sex as payment from nero
Her proportions are fucked up beyond belief.
>Dan did the mocap for Morrison
Based Dan taking all the minority roles.
Several, but pretends it was his idea. Kyrie hangs out in the closet with a camcorder
Take your medication and wash your ass pls.
not enough r34. whats going on
Fuck you DMC4
Why do you Vfags get so triggered? He was never his own character.
He's also crewcut
Dan is also everyone in the game.
Yes, that's Brian on the right with V's cane.
>Lady will never make you lick her body clean of sweat after a job
Too many hot guys
>Loses to Urizen even with Devil Breakers
The absolute state.
That's why they're so triggered
>dan mocaps credo, vergil, crewcut and morrisson
do they only have dan to do this stuff?
Is he the mocap for nico too?
Do you want me to apologize for caring about a character and wanting better for him? You're going to be waiting awhile.
Why don't you stick to posting the same cringey shit about Vergil every thread. Stay in your lane, boomer.
Its on rule34
Dis
I didn't even post that to trigger you. It's like you were drawn to it like a lure.
Cool, hope they get him back for other characters in the future,
not really a combofag but hey, I tried
V
>gets fucked over by Vergil
>his reward is Vergil coming back and him disappearing
Are they serious with this shit? Their Vergilwank is really obnoxious. The fact that they thought it was a good idea to center the story completely around him was bad enough. Vergil fans really are the worst part of not only the fandom, but the dev team.
>Is he the mocap for nico too?
Nope
He is the van
Being vergil is the best he's ever going to get little zoomer.
How is Dante going to make it up to Patty for missing her birthday party?
Man, every male in this game looks chad as fuck
Well you got it triggered Congrats.
I was just calling you out for your autism since you post the same shit very thread everyone knows it's you.
Literally.
Seething
tfw no Nera gf
Don't flatter yourself, I'm mad about the picture and the treatment of V by Capcom.
Feels bad man
I have no idea what you're talking about because I haven't posted that before. I just think that anyone that posts it gets you upset. Try to remember your autism is the minority. Everyone knows that V and Vergil are the same person.
Keep in mind I did try Lady's face, but it wouldn't actually attach to Nero for some buttfuck reason. Maybe someone more experienced can pull it off.
Aren't you the one always replying to their own posts and greentexting? You shouldnt be calling anyone out zoomer.
Fuck off Itsuno. V was better than your boring boomer fave.
>Trish on the verge of vomiting
>Kiss snaps Lady's neck and puts her in epileptic shock
Cry more tumblerina.
No, it's you posting the same shit as usual. That's why I wasn't the only one to call you out on it. Also you're the only one who gets triggered when I tell you to wash your dirty Vergilfujo ass kek
You same fagging doesn't count
I will, don't worry.
Get rekt Vfags
If Trish's clothes are made out of magic, does that mean she's technically naked all the time?
You're the only one who replied to the vergilfag though. Don't start samefagging to prove a point tumblr.
quote us both
Well Dan is at least part Asian
>blue tits with brighter blue 'veins'
Why does this get me
Do you guys prefer void combos or freestyle?
We all gotta start from somewhere. Keep at it, you'll be cuhrazy in no time.
>Vergil got DSL
>Dante got thin lips
What are Capcom trying to tell us
Your ugly boring fave ruined the entire story, you're the one who got rekt, you're just too much of a shiteater plebian to realize it or even know what quality writing actually is.
taking a screencap now
Ok. Just know that it won't change anything retarded Vfag.
Woah, hey guys. Welcome to Devil May Cry.
>Two Furies in the same place
wash your ass
>trish can shapeshift into other forms
>continues to look like dantes mom
What didn’t they mean by this?
To me it feels as if Japan is slowly recovering back to form in terms of videogames. Plenty of good games from their side recently.
We'll see, brainlet autistic Vergilautist.
>Full power Urizen will T-pose for 10 to 20 seconds before fighting
That's just him flexing on you.
Getting triggered because your ugly emo was part of another character is pretty funny, you're obsessed vujo. You should go back to tumblr where you'll fit right in.
Had the hardest time with Nero against any Furies.
Then I remembered Ragtime.
Ragtime fucks them so hard it's unfair.
Anyone got that image of dante telling vergil the J word?
I can edit my picture too ugly fujo
my god man i never thought of using ragtime against the telecunts good show
you clearly didnt look at pc modded cutscenes where vergil and dante are both in sdt, vergil is THICC
Getting triggered because people prefer V to your ugly boomer fave is pretty funny, you're obsessed Vergilautist. You should go back to tumblr since your ilk posted tumblr screencaps in the first place. You'll fit right in.
>vujo
Did your F key break?
Unga bunga floorsmash or Payline can parry then pretty easily too
Payline is basically a parry box for the entire dive
Do you hate Furies?
Then buster them when they're ragtimed.
Play their own game on them and watch Nero fuck the shit out of them.
You'll love it.
>i-it's edited!
Stay mad you got called out and the stench of your filthy autism and unwashed ass is recognizable from a mile away.
>That room with 3 of them in BP
>Vergil has both DSL and an extremely large ass
I, too, truly wonder what is capcom's message behind all of this.
Cant you understand that V is LITERALLY how Vergil acts when alone and not obsessing about poweR?
Yeah but ragtime'd Furies have a special buster animation where Nero goes *teleports behind you*
I hate that room with 1 fury and 3 of the scissor witches, it's so hard to lock on to the thing you actually want
>LITERALLY
kek
shes a tomboy and not even in these threads we get shorts shot. fml.
Don't answer the Vfujo, it's always the same who's coming in DMC threads and got triggered by litteraly eveything you can say.
Oh that's cool, I've only seen the air and ground ones. The aerial buster against the Furies looks great
Quarter demon kids
It's what we call retarded Vfujos like you retard.
>people prefer
I only see the two retards you're pretending to be.
Fujos and Vujos should have sex with eachother
>DSL
>Fat ass
>Good half is a flamboyant homo
What did they mean by this?
Don't answer the Vergilfujo, it's always the same who's coming(?) in DMC threads and got triggered by literally everything you can say.
not even them get r34.
TRICKSTER
Dante r34 in missionary position from female perspective when
TURIKSTA!!!!
Considering these two retards play out the same argument every day I'm half convinced it's all just a single shitposter
>we
So you don't just suck each other's dicks in your Discord? You actually make up names that only you use for Vfujos? Fascinating. Tell me more about your particular brand of autism.
>like feathers in the wind that touch the grass
Such amazing character lol
btw Vergil isn't even my favorite, and he's beautiful.
Lady is appreciated
It feels good to have character that's not dead, too bad V fags will never feel that joy.
It's bait so low they've buried it underground but some of you still fall for it.
all unlocked already lmao
Don't know but either way it serves not purpose to answer really, it's ruining threads everytime.
No, it's more than one person. I know the Vergilautists/fujos are in love with me, they roll out the red carpet in welcome whenever I show up.
I can't help but give them the attention they so desperately crave from me.
What form of power is this
Yes, literally, objectively, not figuratively and not open to discussion, fucktard.
The hard proof is Vergil quoting willian blake poetry while performing the soul split.
god i wish Lady stepped on me
If you weren't so blind you'd see it used often in this threads tumblr.
Have you seen Nero's bulge? What kinda demonic dick is in there.
I hope DMC5's success means inspiration for NG to comeback. I like DMC but I'm a bigger NG fan
I don't think you would recognize character if it slapped you in the face, you sound like a brainlet.
Vergil is pretty attractive, V is still moreso.
el caballero de la penumbra...
its just 2 fujos goin at it bra
i like vergilfujo more she got spunk
Sounds like the intro to a 90s cartoon.
Perfect.
I finally saw that Shadow/Nero pic someone mentioned last thread. At least it wasn't Nightmare otherwise RIP
By your ilk. No one else cares about your little crusade as seen here
They just call them Vfujos
>v attractive
No.
amazing
He may only have 1 arm, but he's got 3 legs
Fuck, this is consumer grade shit. Imagine what the military has in store for our shitty hellhole dystopian future, if not already in use
.....he got 4 arms tho
>i like vergilfujo more she got spunk
You can have her, she doesn't wash her ass. She's also in love with me, so have fun being a cuck like your fave Vergil kek
>more than one nickname to call the v autist out
woah what a revelation
>Jonathan = Sparda
>DIO = Mundus
>Joseph = Dante
>Cesar = Vergil(NBR)
>Jotaro = Nero
It is. I can't tell if their agenda is to make us hate V or Vergil or both but you can safely tune them out.
Dick needs to be demonic enough to get his church waifu addicted.
Expand your vocabulary, please. My eyes hurt reading your posts.
Lisa Lisa = Trish
Fujoshi may Cry
NERO SON WHO WILL WEAR A DRAGON WHITE JACKET LIKE PIC RELATED AND GET YAMATO AND EBONY & IVORY AS A GIFT FROM HIS GRANDFATHER AND HIS GREAT UNCLE WHEN
Josuke would fit Nero more.
>the point
>your head
Do you have fun pretending to be retarded? Merely pretending, of course.
Checks out
Hey just putting this out there. Vergil needs a boyfriend. Thanks for listening.
I found that room really easy on SoS. I hope it's the same on DMD.
They are only on SoS, even if they all spawn at the same time, it's only a matter of using Ice Age, knocking them to the ground with shotgun and then using DT RI. They will die stupid fast. Also you could just blow SDT on that floor too. If you are playing as Nero, then you'll have more issue unless you have two Buster arms that you can use against them or a bunch of Ragtime. V will just parry them with shadow using Hedgehog and then it's one Nightmare blast and it's over. Funny that V will have the least trouble with those rooms.
Tfw already like both but they're also kinda just mid tier to me overall so don't really care
>>>/tumblr/
Majority of V fans aren't fujoshi, that's Vergil fans. Don't get it twisted.
Jolyne mixes the punk and silly side a bit more.
Combos > characters
Prove me wrong.
protip: you can't
What a terrible, stupid comment. Git me to reply though, good job earning your (You)
What would his name be? Hard mode not mario or luigi
w-what's he going to do back there
>Majority of V fans aren't fujoshi, that's Vergil fans.
I haven't laughed that hard for a long time. That's good b8, I'll give you that.
Who're you kidding? He is fully movtivation-sexual.
Nero does have some basic combos that are good for parries, although only Rawhide or a well aimed Payline will clash with 3 at once
V fans are mostly Donte fans kek
Nero other twin son who will wear matrix like trenchcoats and will only use summoned shit because he despise swords/guns when
Your fave character is shit in this game, so I'm not exactly jealous.
H-he's fast!
I don't like Lady's clothes
Not even wanting her naked, it's just they keep trying to make it look like her schoolgirl uniform from 3.
Like the jacket mixes with the fucking weird blouse so it looks odd, EX Jacket makes some contrast and looks somehow.
DMC3's alt costume which had pants is WAY fucking better than 4 and 5's clothes.
I was more so thinking of the hilarious complications and how fitting it would be.
Well yeah, he's banged plenty of chicks. It time to spread his influence. And no accidental kid this way. Win/win
>v
go back
V doesn't have any really popular gay ships, unlike Dante or Vergil who have been shipped with each other for years. Most girls just want V to themselves and draw fanart of only him.
So no, not fujoshi.
I got your point retarded vujo, Yea Forums isn't one person.
>You can have her, she doesn't wash her ass
You sound pretty jealous someone prefers my autism over yours vujo.
Sorry to bother but do you have the list of BP floors? I was pretty sure the 3furious room was on one of the last floors but I'm probably wrong.
IIRC 3 furies was an SoS room, the DMD furies room is just 2
seething
3 ammo skirt was genius, but i like 5 clothes too.
3 > 5 > anime >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4 abomination
Kyrie breaking out the strap on
If I stop giving you attention, will you cry? You practically trip over yourself in glee whenever I show up you can't respond to me fast enough. It's creepy. V is the only one for me, you're going to have to be satisfied with your boomer husbando Vergil. I don't date people who don't wash, sorry.
I don't have it, but 3 Fury floor was like 85, Malphas is floor 90 and just before the shift to DMD, with a 2 Fury floor being right before Cerberus and then the Urizen bosses and Vergil right after.
What's with Fujoshis incest fantasies
I see it very often in series that has 2 brothers that are rivals, I wonder what the appeal is
>loads up dmc r34
>literally see image of v being dp'd by nero and dante
i believe today is the day i leave Yea Forums forever, goodbye fujos
i hate women and minorities, a nigger to my bros
Thirst for cocks. The more the better, apparently.
Okay? I never said there wasn't any gay ships for him, just that it's not popular and certainly nowhere near as popular as Dante or Vergil gay shipping. Did you read the rest of my post?
The only pair people kinda seem to like for V is with Nero, but even that isn't usually shippy. Just stuff like pic related.
degeneracy
If 2 men are rivals they secretly want to fug, it's a normal headcannon for teenage japanese girls (and to an extent manga creators since it's designed for them.) That's why most mangas that feature boy rivalry tend to be pretty homoerotic. Some others like dante/vergil, or hell even goku/vegeta is just reaching really
I found it and you were both right, thank you for correcting me.
I'M GOING TO DO IT VERGIL, I'M GONNA SAY THE J-WORD
Intense male rivalry has always been mildly sexual. That's why it's basically fujo bait. And DMC goes all in. They can withstand pain, turn into demons, stab each other repeatedly and enjoy it, blood fetish, they fought in the rain, Dante was shirtless in 3 and Vergil has that sleeveless vest shit under his coat. It's got everything. Only set back is incest but they're hot twins and for many that just makes it even better. I mean, use your head.
No one cares about faggots you fucking faggots
It's more that rivalry between 2 men is what fujos like so much, and forbidden stuff as incest just make that shit 100 times hotter.
Yeah I don't get it either.
>dante/vergil is reaching
This is what DMCfanbros actually believe.
>I don't date people who don't wash, sorry.
How can you date anyone if they don't want you in the first place?
I know you have delusional thoughts about your emo dead character but try not to let those delusions overtake your real life ok ?
Thread's almost dead just jump ship now if it's upsetting you.
Would explain the video of then
>Stage 70
>which means it's treated as a boss floor
Oh shit. I hope people don't underestimate this floor, their health values will probably be inflated. At least Dante won't really have problems.
V is his boyfriend now.
damn i guess i'm gay now i always kissed my aniki
KILL YOURSELVES FUJOS FUCKING NIGGERS DESTROYED DMC THREADS
Jeadweight?
I'm sorry I'll stop feeding the vujo autist.
He cannot date himself.
Mhm, that's very fascinating. See you next thread, I know you'll be waiting for me as usual, you freaky stalker.
is nero going to get a brother or a sister?
the amount of dante selfcest proves otherwise
Nerdy.
Itsuno says otherwise.
>anytime you kiss a family member on the cheeks you're secretly lusting after them and wanting to fuck
Sickening.
>everyone says the vfujo is easily triggered
>these """straight""" boomers loosing their shit
correct yourselves, look where you are
Meanwhile, Trish:
4>>>>>>>>>>>>=2=anime(pretty much the same)>>>>>>>>>>>>
The what ??? Where ???
>where niggers lurk I must destroy
What did V mean by this?
I always thought DMC3's bosozoku outfit was meant to be her DMC1 attire since she only wears it if you have Dante in DMC1 clothes.
If V has anything to say about, Vergil will be birthing twins in the next 9 months.
the idea of only exceeding for specific powered up attacks is novel and interesting
Slut
He is killing him, so it just kinda proves my point, if it had to.
looks like he has leukemia
Looks like pic related with glasses and white hair
Wouldn't V/Vergil fugging be narcissism/masturbation?
Quoting his second favorite writer, H.P Lovecraft i believe.
Not his best, but still, I'm happy he did it.
>I turned off the tutorials as soon as I could
Another user is going to miss the FUCK YOU built up for the entire game, what a pity.
Ran out of responses to shitpost with, sweaty?
>my face
>my soul
>Demon breeder
No, I just get tired of you. You're too needy. It's not every attractive, jot that down if you ever want a real lover IRL. Along with washing yourself regularly.
This picture takes a completely different meaning with a smile.
this made me laugh out loud
>tfw V pulls your Devil Trigger just right on date night
oh my
looks like the 11th doctor
new thread
But you're still replying to me, sounds like you're pretty tsundere like vergil ;)