Which video game girl would you marry?
Which video game girl would you marry?
Caleb Gray
Michael Gray
2B.
David Ortiz
My wife, of course
Luis Foster
I love Callie!
Noah Gray
You can't put a ring on pixels and binary code
Isaac Fisher
I love Reisen!
Ayden Collins
I love Reisen!
Christian Baker
based Calliefriend
Carson Perez
I'd marry it so hard that her line would last for 1000 years!
Isaiah King
Based
Julian Green
Who else?
Nathan Garcia
Its okay, she'd never say yes anyway.
Michael White
Nolan Green
Luis Brooks
She'd say yes then steal your life force very slowly
Jace Howard
Anthony Harris
Luci's voice warms my heart when nothing else will.
Robert Smith
Not that kind of succubus.
Cooper Smith
I'd definitely marry my wife
Caleb Jenkins
I love Reisen!
Jacob Hill
She steals your sperm slowly then.
Justin Parker
Nope.
Nathaniel James
I'm a total faggot
But Nia is a Cute
I really want to hang out then cuddle with her
Oliver Wood
This cutie
Tyler Allen
FUCK WRONG PIC
AHHHH
Elijah Edwards
Which one of you is the real one?!
John Wood
>faggot likes shitty XB2 character
Checks out
Mason Adams
Waifu for laifu
Brayden Brown
I love Aya Brea!
Matthew Torres
This
Tyler James
Girls can't marry girls silly!
James Wood
B-But she is a cute
A CUTE
Jackson Brown
If you fanatasize and visualise your wife, on a schedule and every day you can! She will become real to you!
But you have to be persistent and aware of where her prescence might be when she is with you, like where she is sitting!
Talk to her about inner thoughts that you never verbalize and make them useful!
Parker Wilson
All of them.
Benjamin Brown
What the fuck would she do then?
Andrew Hughes
My one and only
Benjamin Davis
She survives by secreting a special chemical when her body is stimulated. She can literally die of boredom.
Other than that, she's harmless.
Jackson Martinez
Why don't you guys just get real girlfriends?
Jace Morales
She has to be horny all the time?
Adam Morgan
Nathaniel Fisher
Alright, user. Bend over.
Xavier Peterson
>real
Jaxon Rogers
Carter Torres
Not necessarily. Anything that gets her adrenaline pumping. Her favorite method is fighting.
Andrew James
The JQ. Not that Jews prevent my acquaintance with the female sex but rather that my beliefs dissuade attraction.
I have considered approaching Jews or Muslims as in the first instance if a Jewish is willing to date me she probably has out-group favouritism and a Muslima would be naturally disposed to disliking other religions.
Tali obvi
Ryan Allen
how do i get a real girlfriend that is as good as an imaginary one?
Nicholas Wood
Oliver Campbell
>If a Jewish
Pardon me, *If a Jewess
Robert Myers
Mine on the left
Camden Morgan
Nolan Nelson
What's with the sudden increase in popularity of the umbrella? I thought I was special for liking her.
Nolan Hall
>a literal fotm that only shows up for about 10 minutes in-game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Adrian Peterson
So she doesn't even need to fuck people?
Isaac Collins
Is there anything hotter than a wedding dress?
Adam Young
your wife milk young boys for sardines
Logan James
Gtfo Tali fag. This is a thread dedicated to the fair bondage of the human bvll and the fair, yet dishonoured scattered delights of the Quarian race.
Asari parasitically leach on the resources of other species; portraying the illusion of their genetic reproduction while only recreating their own lineage to the exclusion of the non-Asari member. Quarians and humans come to matters of partnership on equal grounds whereas Asari relationships are inseparable from Asari supremacy.
Matthew White
I love my gorgeous wife!
I'm already married.
Jackson Gomez
Based Fiorabro
Sebastian Richardson
I like kirby. I always think of him like a little blob with a hole that can tighten around you.
Jayden Butler
No, not really.
Matthew Kelly
Sorry, meant to say Liara fag, not Tali fag. I am the Tali fag. I really shouldn't drink and post.
Ian Rivera
Weird succ
James Bailey
2D isn't real and real isn't 2D.
Camden Perry
>Gtfo Tali fag
Charles Thomas
My wife Nia is PURE!
Eli Campbell
>liking a 2hu
>special
in the autism sense, maybe;
with only ~150 touhous maximum, and at least 10000 players and primaries + the myriads of secondaries and the tetriaries, you're guaranteed to not be the only one of any select few to like a given character.
Wyatt Hill
To be fair, for most of the game's development she was a vampire. Capcom didn't even know what a succubus was before her.
Dominic Bennett
She looks like a stripper you gave flowers after the show ended.
Elijah Parker
a wedding dress on a hot girl with sexy lingerie of your preference underneath the dress
Adam Turner
I have provided reasons for my apparent lack of sense or higher thought. I have had maybe some four to six standard drinks and have lost control of those areas of thought and mind responsible for restraint, common sense, and finer discrimination of thought and attention.
That being said, the argument I have provided is sound. Liara is a beautiful creature and her features are of an appreciably Grecian form, but this does not excuse the parasitic and one-sided nature of her species' reproduction and bondage.
Ryder Jenkins
At least they can leave their stinky suits
Zachary White
I meant within the Touhou fanbase.
Robert Jenkins
I'll have you know that Quarians' suits use cutting-edge technology in cleaning, ventilation, and expunging or removal of material waste. They are anything but stinky.
Charles Fisher
My wife rorona and my daughter lulua
Samuel Perez
god imagine the smell
Evan Jenkins
But while we are on the topic of scents...
Jayden Jackson
Why would anyone ever think this?
Noah Green
I want to marry my mommy.
Andrew Richardson
Only the plumpest.
Evan Barnes
Why, my wife Roll, of course.
Aiden Jones
tits too big
John Lopez
based and cunnypilled
Nathan Butler
But just imagine user. Smelling her feet and feeling a surge in libido, lust, and testosterone prior unknown to man. Imagine how such a bull of a man would lay to savage waste the process of deflowering a fair Quarian female. Imagine the power, the hunger.
Daniel Williams
her then you fucking faggot
Camden James
I literally can't bring myself back to liking Tali after they've revealed her to be a disgusting manface thot under the helmet instead of the tomboy goddess I believed her to be.
Xavier Flores
That's not canon to me :^)
Jason Baker
>Implying that anything after the destruction of the collector base is canon
Tbh user I also disliked the face reveal but what little contours of her face we saw before clearly implied a different visage than what we ultimately got.
Justin Cooper
They are perfect!
Robert Harris
Opera Kranz, no contest.
Grayson Richardson
I'm watching you...
Aaron Barnes
Literally who
Eli Gutierrez
yiffe
Brayden Powell
I would, but my wife wouldn't like it.
Sebastian Garcia
But my bf cosplays as my perfect wife regularly
Easton Mitchell
>tulpa shilling
"No."