"Google, open Stadia"

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"Google, open Stadia"
>STADIA INITIATED
"Google, Invite all of my Chinese contacts for a match"
>251 USERS DETECTED
"Google, search Tienanmen Square Massacre 1989"
>5,000,000 RESULTS FOUND FOR TIENANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE 1989
>251 USERS DROPPED OUT

"Google, search Wojak"
>1st result found - Wojak / Feels Guy | Know Your Meme

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OK Stadia, how do I solve this?

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this kills the google

get fucked

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More like

"Google, search my contacts for people online.
>You have no friends.
"O-oh... D-do you want to-"
>No. Entering power-saving mode.

"Google, open Stadia"
>IM SORRY, DID YOU MEAN “STADIUM”?
“No. Google, open Stadia.”
>SEARCHING FOR... STADE
>STADE IS A CITY IN LOWER SAXONY IN NORTHEN GERMANY. FIRST MENTIONED IN RECORDS IN 934, IT IS THE SEAT OF THE DISTRICT (LANDKRIES) WHICH BARED ITS NAME.
“GOOGLE. OPEN STADIA.”
>SEARCHING FOR... STEVIA NEAR YOUR LOCATION
>30 LOCATIONS FOUND
“NO YOU FUCKHEAD. OPEN STADIA”
>THERE ARE CURRENTLY NO STADIUMS OPEN AT THIS TIME
“GOOGLE. OPEN. STADIA.
>NOW CALLING... STEVE
“NO FUCK NO FUCK THAT FAGGOT. HANG UP.”
>CALL CANCELED
“Google.”
YES user?
“Open Stadia already, you piece of shit.”
>OPENING STADIA
>IM SORRY. STADIA IS CURRENTLY OFFLINE FOR ROUTINE MAINTENANCE. TRY AGAIN LATER AT ANOTHER TIME
>NOW RECEIVING CALL FROM... STEVE
>”Hey user, why did you call me a faggot?”

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Anymore fanart like this? Stadia-chan is cute!

Can;t wait to messagebomb my friends until their console crashes again.

someone post the comic of the guy using his kinect like the batcomputer

Thanks for the laugh

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Hey, Google

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ah yes, the peter molyneux school of selling imagination stimulants, that never backfires

>someone was seriously triggered enough to edit the sonyfag
this is some new level of desperation

>voice control meme
didn't people learn that all the hand waving and voice crap only looks cool in movies and in real life it's tiresome, slow and inconsistent?

You're the only one that sems to be triggered. Haven't you seen all those black hands on PS games lately? And the slogan is real too, i think it's ok since everyone in that picture has a gimmick. Not too sure why special boy is bigger than gaynigger tho.

"Google, a-"
>WHITE NATIONALIST TALK DETECTED, SENDING SUPPLIES

>being this triggered by a faithful edit

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>contracting the google STD on purpose
shiggy diggy doo where are you?

"Google, open Stadia"
>STADIA INITIATED
"Google, start Terminal Velocity game"
>GAME NOT FOUND
>DID YOU MEAN: TODDLERCON VIOLENCE
"No google, shut down, stop"
>INVITING YOUR FRIENDS TO PLAY TODDLERCON VIOLENCE

Now it's true to life, though.

STD, Stadia. Sounds like Lactatia. You know, that kid.

>just “sending an invite” without even having a game picked

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Act first, think later. That's how google gets the mindless to buy their shit. They get STD first, think about what they've done later.

>surprised that there are people here so desperate that they wouldn't be against STD

it's so refreshing to see anything other than wojack

t. progressive snoyboy

>Online chatbots/AI
I don't see how anyone can trust Google, Amazon, or any of the tech giants with something this powerful. Putting aside how the search engine itself is run, having something record and move around so much private data sounds scary.

when sending contacts an invite for a match google would say you have no valid game open to send an invite for
you have to launch the game first

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oh my god, i just realised
Skyrim will be on Stadia

Why are Sony fanboys always so insecure, it really makes you think

saved

and it will be a new version/port right?

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"Okay, Google, FUS RO DAH"

Why do gays do this shit, and bitch when they aren't accepted?

you'll have to buy it to find out

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where are the lewds

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>"Okay google, let's put an arrow in a knee"
>Now loading Skyrim

>They were so massive
Virtually no one liked them and they were shelved
Turns out the average person doesnt want you to walk around with a camera pointed at their face every second you interact with them

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Illegal upskirt viewing angle detected, initiating ban procedures

>Sony is the only one not using the unflattering caricature
The other one is better , fits more with the theme

As someone who used google's voice recognition tech for quite a while I can tell you that it will be exactly like the xbox meme at least for the first month or so you use it.

It has to store your voice data in its servers in order to train itself so you'll have thousands of voice samples cached of anything and everything you say in front of the console.

It would be trivial to take this data and feed it into a voice morphing software to imitate you saying any number of things. Don't be surprised if you end up in an advertisement for google's console as an avatar with your voice saying "Google Stadia is the best console for LGBTQPZ multiracial nonbinary genderbeer furry types like me!"

Also if you get angry about that they'll fake your voice doing hate speech posts along with any camera data the console captured to make a fake face and use that as a means of either intimidating you or silencing you outright via police arrest.

The end game isn't some goofy liberal tolerance utopia, this is all about corporate control. Systems like alexa and stadia give corporations massive amounts of control over the populace.

This. The perfect control mechanism is already invented. Its called the mouse and keyboard

use the real version

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youtu.be/v5kRW54Bbe4

>SNOY fragility

Why are google gloating about 60fps? Geforce now has double that. That makes it twice as good.
Nvidiots win again.

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>i don't know the reference but it's wojack
why does this make me so angry?

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"Google, open Stadia"
>STADIA INITIATED
"Google, activate vibrating buttplug with rule: increase intensity every kill"
>BUTTPLUG INITIATED
"Google, search into my contacts for users online"
>SEARCH IN PROGRESS
>25 USERS DETECTED
"Google, send all online contacts an invite for a match"
>MESSAGE SENT
"Google, open RE:MW2"
>GAMING IN PROGRESS
"Okay, Google, Let's game"

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It failed as a mainstream consumer product but they’re used in factories and heavy industries now.
youtu.be/xIkPb4fsb54

>1280 x 720
disgusting

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is stadia-chan a male (female) or female (female)

>stadia is supposedly netflix for games
>skyrim is paying title
Todd won't allow his game to be part of subscription service. His ego won't allow it.

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Google, ban holocaust truthing
Google, increase latency.
Google, expose yourself as a shill by trying to use "BASED" as an upvote.

>get asked to post something
>post it
>lmao fragile bitch
????

looks like an episode of ed edd and eddy

>real version
>everyone is portrayed bad exept the Sony one
I wonder who made this

*blocks your path*

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I kinda like it, because now everyone is a stereotype.

I'll take framerate over resolution any day.

I'll take bitrate over resolution and frame rate any day.

But he looks like a stereotypical asian caricature.

You shouldn't have to choose in current year, unless you're getting into 4k territory.

I got nothing, i just wanted to be part of the chain. Sorry

I’m really excited for Stadia and I don’t know why.

Perfect. This is the true version. I've spoken

Encoding a higher resolution takes longer which increases response time.
720p is fine for a video stream.

10/10, greatest Superbowl advert of all time!

I don't see the problem, it's a more realistic portrayal, just like the rest.

Google, open Stadia
>OPENING STADIA
Google, search for all online users based in China
>HERE IS A LIST OF ALL ONLINE USERS BASED IN CHINA
Google, send an invite for League of Legends with a custom invite k
>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MESSAGE TO BE?
1989 Tiananmen Square
>SENDING
>SENT
Google, search for all online users based in China
>0 USERS FOUND

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>sonyfag can't take a gentle ribbing
surprise surprise

>Okay, Google, Let's game
Okay, Google, This is epic.

...

this is the original version faggot

Kek

>skyrim without mods
oh wait it's nothing
>PS got blacked

not bad nigga
t. PC bro

lmao fragile snoy bitch

stuff like this makes me want to be straight

Nice.

yellow sonyfag was fun when everyone went along with it but after snoy dropping the ball it just became a coping mechanism for fans of cinematic father simulators

more cowbell

>Stadia has given you a 300 ping handicap because you identify as Caucasian and you're currently in a higher position than 4 players of color.

He's talking about the person who drew it in the first place

>RACIAL SLUR DETECTED, SENDING AUTHORITIES TO YOUR LOCATION, PLEASE DO NOT RESIST

>Yell "nigger" during a game
>Delete your account

it's not even on ebin games store yet, i guess todd doesn't want my money

based

Stop bullying me, I'll edit some memes if you keep this up

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>someone
Yeah, the guy who originally drew it you mong

I mean he's buff but also sickly yellow rather than gold and his face is fucked

NOOOOOOOOOOO
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GANG UP ON GOOGLEFAGS
I WAS DONE BEING THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE BOARD

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"Google, open Stadia"
>STADIA INITIATED
"Google, search into my contacts for users online"
>SEARCH IN PROGRESS
>25 USERS DETECTED
"Google, send all online contacts an invite for a match"
>MESSAGE SENT
"Google, open RE:MW2"
>GAMING IN PROGRESS
someone yells nigger
>HATE SPEECH DETECTED
>ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS HAVE BEEN LOCKED AND YOU HAVE A YEAR LONG BAN ON YOUR ALREADY PID SUBSCRIPTION

"Google search for my contacts online"
>No contacts found

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I want to commit a mass shooting.

the xbox skeleton looks cute

So what happens if the servers are overloaded?

>see fag playing his stadia in public
>lean i to the mic and yell "nigger" as loud as i can into the console
>his account gets deleted
>nothing he can do

Then you can't play any games
And when it gets shut down all your games are gone too

>Game is decided by team with the best internet

>pay microtransaction to make the enemy team's ping worse
DEVILISH

pay 2 win brought to the extreme
but it will be unenjoyable because everyone looks like they're teleporting like fucking goku

>everyone looks like they're teleporting like fucking goku
good

Yes, Yes

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Look, I know enough to know that at 150ms on TF2 I was having better results than with less lag. I developed a technique that would only work with that amount of lag. So having people pay for me to beat em would be a good thing.

Dont bother, the "media" only cover the ones they're in on

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>We've found a contact for you

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>being a comically buff goblin face yellow man isn't funny and in-character

aloy there is a qt
wtf she's supposed to be an uggo

No one cares, zoomer.

> calling him a zoomer
You didn't put any thought into post.

I WANT TO FUCK GOOGLE AAAAAA!

>skeleton with backwards cap
>bad
Fuck off you whiny little bitch

Fucking based
Ahem...
Fuck Nintendo
Fuck Sony
Fuck Microsoft
Fuck Steam

What technique? I wanna hear

Baste!

Quinoa

/thread
dumb nigger technology

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>announcing reports

>all the seething replies
Lmao

Based and Googpilled
Cringe and incelpilled

Google? Load up Celery Man, please.

Where's the pic with Stadia getting sucked into a microwave?

porn when?

>Turns out the average person doesnt want you to walk around with a camera pointed at their face every second you interact with them
Yet.

I love this image

It's unironically better and I'm an oldfag that's been here since 2016

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looks like a boy

Look Im an Idort so maybe I dont knoe anythin but the black fag version of ps4 is more fitting for all the other deformed ones. It goes to show how insecure Ps4 users are, despite having a better console generation then most.

Wouldn't you start the game first, dumb wojakposter?

You somehow forgot solving a captcha, user.

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THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE

Could slug you.

But he did.

>oldfag
>2016
I know you're trolling but it still hurts.\

i greatly enjoy that the xbox avatar is a skeleton

Nice to see my drawing is getting some recognition. Based snowflakefags

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>posting the edit

Have sex

FYI I'm actually more of a Nintendofag. I just drew them the way they're often portrayed That and fags trigger me

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>implying my shitty pre WW2 student building has internet fast enough for stadia
Lmao I'll keep having tencent pay for my games

answer , please.

She doesn't have a dick, i'm sorry user. But you can make your own headcanon.

haha anyone want to see them BONE poor little stadia boy?

Both of the options implied she was female

A lot of people, apparently. But I'm not making it. Don't know how to. Ask a more tlented drawfag

"Google, open Stadia"
>STADIA INITIATED
"Google, search into my contacts for users online"
>SEARCH IN PROGRESS
>25 USERS DETECTED
"Google, send all online contacts an invite for a match"
>CONNECTION LOST: INTERNET PROVIDER HAS TEMPORARILY BLOCKED YOU DUE TO EXCESS DATA USE
"Google, send all online contacts an invite for a match"
>CONNECTION LOST: INTERNET PROVIDER HAS TEMPORARILY BLOCKED YOU DUE TO EXCESS DATA USE
"Google, send all online contacts an invite for a match"
>CONNECTION LOST: INTERNET PROVIDER HAS TEMPORARILY BLOCKED YOU DUE TO EXCESS DATA USE
"GOOGLE, SEND ALL ONLINE CONTACTS AN INVITE FOR A MATCH"
>CONNECTION LOST: INTERNET PROVIDER HAS TEMPOR-
"GOOGLE PLEASE"

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You wouldn't fuck poor lil retarded Stadia, would you, user?

>flat
>presumably short
>thin
No way José

>20.000GB/s

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>>flat
>>presumably short
>>thin
>No way José
I guess you don't like asians

Wojack memes and the like have become junk food: readily available, easy to overuse and bad for you. If you keep coming here to get original content, you'll be around for quite a whilem

Lol based wojak and pepe

Snoy fragility

Why would you keep trying if it has been blocked? Are you fucking retarded? Asking the same thing again and again won't change the outcome you fucking retard

haha but it would be really funny haha
nothing sexual it'd just be funny because if they bone her and the skeleton is made of bones haha
haha

I will do it, don't worry.

the best looking one is xbro

>tfw Yea Forums fags so retarded, they can't foresee SJW corporatejews shit coming with streaming tech

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The artist agrees with you, actually.

i love showing those silly little frogs and pale alien guys to the other gmas on facebook too!

No they're not, that's just an ad

>"Google, send all online contacts an invite for a match"

Fuck off man I'm busy.

i have faith, everytime a console pops out spics already have the crack and chips to play pirate shit in it next day
not even kidding

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will I be able to play call of duty on my phone?

imagine being this obsessed with sjws

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INTO THE VRAINS

If you actually made it, nice. It’s actually good OC and not wojak shit for the millionth time

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You had your chance served on a silver plate, you had one fucking job. All you had to do was making a lag joke, but no, you had to cram in politics like the little insecure faggot you are and make the joke unfunny.

Just replace Xbox with Google and you've got this shit again.

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Perfect

Why do you leftypol subhumans worship SJWS?

>if you don't obsess over a group of people that means that you worship them
Yea Forums is full of retards

I'm making more. This time with the tans. Impossible to trigger anybody.

>GOOGLE, I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

You're mentally ill dude.

>trannies calling others mentally ill

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ZABAWNE

Laughed heartily

Why DID he do this, though? Did he just spray people randomly without any reason?

Seek help.

>crazy people do crazy things
been doing it for millenia, why are you suddenly interested? is it because they're girls with dicks, you faggot pervert?

shit son, get it together

Women don't have penises.

Don’t worry user, people will find a way somehow, but I bet it’ll be great

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T.

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wrong

I've been here since the start of 4channel you retard

holy fuck lol

It's like the Atari wojak except it's not charming or funny.

come over then

>455477268
Do your parents know what images you have saved on your computer?

When are you going to commit suicide?

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I like the other version more, Sony parody had more character. What's this yellow guy supposed to represent, buff chinese?

Stop giving the mentally ill schizo attention.

look like ed edd n eddy style consolewars

reminder
42%

Have hetero sex.

Steve doesn't deserve the hate.

Reminder

7 May 1945

You will NEVER change the past. But you can always repeat it. :)

This can't be real

I don't understand at all how this is supposed to be less redundant than the game streaming services that came before. What's the hook?

>retards willingly do this to themselves
HOLY SHIT

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Far from the worst of the bunch, m8.

I think they're trying to ride on their brand name.

Oh well. Fuck them. The only people who want Google to keep existing work at Google.

>fucking talking when you can just push a couple buttons
What the fuck is this dumb meme?

I hope there’s another google workplace shooting and I hope they do t miss you this time

Imagine worshipping a corporation

>streaming games

Those who cannot remember history are doomed to repeat it.

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You're either with us or against us, faggot communist.

>this is considered healthy
>trying to convince people not to do this with therapy is wrong and a criminal offense in several places

The sad thing about Onlive is that it was actually good, no hiccups no scandals, yet it still failed. Those cokeheads at Google actually believe we're on our way to centralized megacomputers making in-house processing power obsolete. The absolute buffoons. How can they be this far removed from the consumer and reality? The internet is a piece of junk, crap like this is too elaborate. It can't succeed.

Is this a streaming service or yet another distribution service like Steam in an already crowded market?

Maybe Google has enough money for tachyons.

The former.

>preventing big pharma from making money
Cannot wait until you faggots get arrested for shit like this

In the UK police already visit people's homes for twitter and facebook comments. It's not far off for most countries.

Audibly kek'd. This will be good pasta.

based

meanwhile, the true Master Race merely has to think it, and it is so

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>"Computer, open Video Ga-"
>"Oh wait I can literally press one click for that"
>opens game
>joins multiplayer
>friends joins your game if they want since they are notified automatically

???

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>The sad thing about Onlive is that it was actually good

Not where I live. I'm in Colorado Springs, which is a decently large city but not New York or LA. I was on the highest tier DSL available. The clarity and frame rate was generally fine, but there was consistently about a half second of input lag that made every game feel like I was playing The Surge underwater. Maybe in real countries with real internet access like Japan this makes sense, but Burgerland needs much better infrastructure before this is a possibility for most people.

You truly are a faggot, OP.

I'm in Krautland. Truly, your telecom companies are the only ones that outfag even ours.