Gaming with wife

Jack in the box

This thread again

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Nah, she finds them gross.

Bought Pokemon LGPE just because my ex wanted it. I could’ve gotten Travis Strikes Again.
But user I am the black man

kek

that guy in the back looks like a pedo, so im sure hes happy in that situation

Ha ha, yeah I have a girlfriend, I'm not some kind of kissless virgin, I have sex with women ha ha.

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For local multiplayer my bf and I will usually play Halo Reach/3 together. Wish more new games had good coop and local multiplayer support desu.

I actually don't like that kind'a shit. I told one of my ex's how I used to jack it to Jasmine a whole bunch when I was a kid, and then she kept offering to dress up like Jasmine.

It's like no, fuck off, just leave it as a kids fantasy I enjoyed at the time.

I play smash with gf
Also octodad, Mario Kart
N64 Mario tennis

The wife got me a Switch for my birthday and she's been playing a lot of Odyssey and Mario Kart. Not sure what to play next though. She might like Zelda so maybe we'll give that a try. Waiting for Switch version of pic related.

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We play Civ6 by hotseat, teamed against AI. She didn't really get into it until I taught her how to war effectively, now that is the only way she plays.

Old GF kicked my ass in command and conquer as NOD all the fucking time.

And that’s Jennifer Garner his ex wife driving him to rehab

You are the gayest mother fucker I think I've ever seen.

play a hat in time with her. my girlfriend thinks the game is cute, and it's fairly easy.

From Anonymous's new book, Things That Haven't Happened and Will Never Happen

she doesn't have favorites
she hates it
she wishes you would grow up

How do I war in Civ, user?

I think the game we put the most time into was overcooked. 3 starring the levels we thought required perfect teamwork with 4 players felt amazing. She seems to be stuck in a time warp though most times only playing games she knows she can beat me at like Pokemon stadium. I tried to get her into Mario kart, but she hates learning new things unless it uses like 2 buttons. So yeah, getting her into new games is pretty rough until I can get her over that hump of trying new things. Then she typically really enjoys it.

>S4
Your girl has good taste. Do you play with her?

Gay

Nod are OP, more news at 11

Fallout 76. it makes it much more enjoyable.

Smash. She wants to git gud enough to beat me, and honestly I think she has the potential. She always improves quite a bit over just ~10 or so matches, can't say the same about my brother.

My sister is my significant other, we play Resident Evil 5, God Eater, Megatagmension Neptunia, EDF 4.1, Minecraft and some others

I can 100% relate. I broke up with the only girlfriend I ever had last year because I came clean about my sick and degenerate habits and fantasies from when I was younger and she kept pushing me to give into them. I just want to wait until marriage, live in a cottage with my wife, and have 3+ kids, not that gay shit.

Pushing you to be a cuck?

lmao my girlfriend is antinatalist as fuck (not that I disagree), I'll never be able to tell her about my impregnation fetish.
No pregnancy fetish, I hate that shit, I don't want kids either, just an impregnation fetish. Feels weird when I think about it.

Nah, pushing for sex, wanted me to do kinky stuff like slap her tits and finger her in public. Couldn't drive anywhere without her rubbing my crotch. Shit's annoying when you're trying to maintain your virginity and virtue

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I'm compelled for calling you a fucking incel, but
the first half of that word would be a lie.
Though your choices are retarded as shit, I commend your holding on to them like that.

Why you need to play with her? Just give her a god damn witcher and watch how she plays and makes a fucking "woman decisions".

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And what would you say is a "woman decisions"?

Everything but team-based games.
Women get fucking HATEFUL during those.
Only co-op stuff where we have ourselves to blame or games where we can watch each other perform.

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I know that feel bro....

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I remember playing Rayman with my ex, I forget if it's legends or origins, I suspect the latter. It was a demo anyway.
She was controlling the little dude that you need to get past obstacles, and I accidentally ran into a monster that she needed to neutralize. Her reaction was "well if you don't need me to rush on ahead I'll just stand here and be a salty bitch with my arms crossed in the middle of the store" like wtf. Didn't want a turn on the Rayman end either.

Talking your way out of a situation instead of just destroying everything while screaming incoherent words as a means of unleashing your primal rage as a man

These are some of the gayest posts I've ever read on this website. I love it when my girl tries to fulfill my fantasies and dress up kinky for me. You guys are both faggots and I am glad you will both die virgins. You don't deserve a woman. Women are for having fun with in bed, if you don't want to have a fun bedroom relationship with your gf, you don't deserve to have a wife.

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try playing a total war game and be her advisor or co-op campaign

You act as if that’s something unachievable. Maybe for incels like you but that’s vanilla tier shit

God tier bait
Though I'm sure it happens considering "mancave" is a common concept

she usually just sucks me off and cosplays as the characters
sometimes i make her play singleplayer games and banter

Vidya sex is basically part of any relationship if the guy plays games
Unless she's a complete fucking basic bitch in which case why be with her?

just get a vasectomy

that would be volcel

Imagine letting someone actually do that.
Though I can believe that amount of crazy exists, had an online gf that got jealous over me having a waifu, which was odd. Me having a waifu didn't take time away from her so it confuses me to this day.

Let me preface this by saying you sound like a gamer.

Gamers are faggots.

Now thats outta the way, faggot, i need you to accept a few simple realities in life, okay? Alright....first 1) Women hate you. That may be a tough pill to swallow, but youre doing God's work by being eliminated from the breeding pool, and i appreciate that, as it leaves more vaginas privy to my insemination. Kuddos.

Secondly 2) when i tell you to do shit, its an extention of my generousity. Do you think id just trust anybody to go pick up a pizza or clean the bathroom? Of course not. Ur my special beta-boi and i luv you for all that u do.

Lastly 3) just remember ur a faggot, is all.

Cheers (not u, just the general reading audience)

based

I might, when I can afford it.

Played swtor, wow, eso, tera together. I got bored of Tera fast, she got bored of wow and swtor eventually. We both liked eso, and Skyrim before, but it became too much of a drag. Now she still plays Tera and I sometimes go back to SWTOR. Apart from that we played divinity original sin 1 & 2, some borderlands, dark souls 1 and 3, and other co-op crap. Looking forward to try Outward together on split screen, but I know she'll get bored of the survival aspect very fast.
Phoneposted while taking a dump.

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I'm not a degenerate homossexual like you. If you wanna be a mess of twisted sex fetishes, that's your problem.

Some people enjoy incest btu wont' fuck their mother.
Some people would fuck their mother but don't enjoy icnest porn.

Stop applying logic to fetishes and taste, it's something that follows no rules beyond "I want to fuck X"

quite possibly the stupidest user I have ever seen

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>kinky sex with wife
>homosexual
what did the virgin mean by this

Baba is you is a fantastic one

Warhammer vermintide 2

This guy is correct. I have my GF because I like my GF, I have my video games because I like my video games. I don't want to mix the two any more than I want to mix a fresh filet of fish with a scoop of ice cream. I have enough of a personality to keep the two separate and enjoy them for their own individual merits.

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Me and my wife respect that we both have different tastes in games and that's absolutely okay. We occasional play multiplayer in each others games and have a blast as well as watching each other when we are both free.

The idea especially i getting a relationship in the first place is that your nit picky with what you both like. Just the fact that you both like games.

>Kuddos

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Smash and Splatoon 2. He's bad at Splatoon but he tries for me so I'm happy enough

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My gf only plays Sims 4 and Gems of War so we dont really play with eachother as much as play seperate games while sitting near eachother. Still comfy though.

Have people just started taking /pol/ shit unironically
Women want to be fucked hard they aren't disney princesses you absolute brainlet

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These posters have brown skin. Say something nice about them.

incel

Im slowly building distance from my gf that ive had for 6 years so i can break up in time for classic wow.
Its time to go homebros

I played Overcooked 2 with her yesterday, we finished getting 3 stars in every stage. We also helped her grind out some armor sets in MHGU as well, just built the mantis set in G Rank so now we're doing fashion hunter.

imagine considering not being able to have good sex a quality of your race
weak
you disappoint whites

Au contraire

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>not pulling your gf into wow with you
do you even into going home, bro?

Women are whatever the prevailing power in society tells them to be. Thank you for contributing to making all women stupid vapid whores. You may continue justifying it with the flimsy excuse of "at least I fucked a fat chick one time."

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>dropping your healer
Looks like fresh gank meat...

Except fucking them into the sheets has nothing to do with wanting them to ride the cock carousel, obviously no one wants to marry the town bike
If you can't admit to the submissive nature of women (i.e. they enjoy a cock being rammed into them and always have) that's your flaw

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lol'd

Play EDF

>all men must be dominant cavemen
>all women must be submissive slaves

Are you arab or something?

She doesn't game nigga and she hates when i play videa
>Shows up with pocket cousin healer
>charges behind you
Nothing personal ally

Are you a tranny or something?

this
just because the bedroom is kinky and rough does not mean i think women should go around fucking all the men in town
what is hard to comprehend about this

It's just fucking seething incels making excuses for not even trying

go get pegged

>v makes a LOL thread
>none of the comics are funny

>v makes a gaming with wife thread
>starts with LOLs and the LOLs keep coming

>unironic arabposters on Yea Forums

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did i hear someone say LOL thread?

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resetera poster
someones mad their boyfriend us submissive

>wants a dominant wife which no woman wants to be
>being an unironic soiboy

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Binding of Isaac on the Switch. I started by betting her a Subway if she could beat the first Mom Foot Boss. She managed and started to really like the game.

She's managed to beat Mega Satan and Delerium on Hard Mode. I play as the co-op baby and she plays as the main character. It's really great as the game has so much replay value.

Hush is the only one that gives her trouble for some reason. Never thought we'd enjoy as game as much as this.

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My mans

You just play with your children's toys and she will have fun playing with Tyrone's cock on one of her "girl's night out"

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Based. I love Subway

Well well well, looks like this is the new normalnigger thread. I liked it better when y'all made threads talking about how shitty your lives are. Fuck off back to /askreddit/ or 9gag or wherever

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lol, virgin.

All of Yea Forums is normal now
I don't really mind them because I'm a goodboy but it is a little weird not having anyone to relate to anymore

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but its going down and back to 2014 levels now, in a year it will be back to 2007
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Mite b neat

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