Describe your dream game

Rape simulator but you play as cute shota

Imagine dying at a cave called Nutty Putty

so did they break his legs?

and he didn't even NUT

They could have gotten him out if they doped him up and surgically broke his legs. Would have sucked, but not as bad as the way he ended up dying.

Yup

The shock could've killed him and they didn't exactly have time or the conditions to do it.

>John, we gotta do it.
>We're going to sedate you first, though
>Break his legs, pull him out.

Tbh, he probably had no idea he was dying or dead. He was upside down for a ridiculous amount of time, he was delirious and then he passed out well before he died. He had no idea that anyone even came to rescue him likely.

Couldn't they break his legs and drag him back or at least kill him? They had like 27 hours, it sucks but definitely better than letting him pass out and die.

Imagine pissing yourself upside down, feeling worse every hour and knowing you will most likely die. How many times must he thought about his life mistakes including last one. Literally torture and slow death for hours and hours all of it while demoralizing your family on a radio leaving them with shitty last expression. Hard to imaging something more fucked up.

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ok but why did he go down there in the first place

On the bright side that football team trapped in that cave in Thailand got out safely under absolutely nightmarish conditions.

Imagine trying to do any of that within the space “the size of a washing machine opening”. Not gonna happen.

Shenmue but with the modern production values of a Rockstar game

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They could have doped him up. 2009 is not anywhere near as bad as even 1995. It was absolutely a realistic thing they could have done. It would have probably cost him his legs entirely though, a surgical break likely wouldn't have been enough given the cavern probably shrunk a bit with the rain that let him slide in.

Imagine having to explore one of those caves, but filled with all kind of traps
No wonder that so many peoples got PTSD

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They could barely get rescuers and equipment in. Getting an available surgeon who can and is willing to snake down a cave is impossible

why are all these people ITT wanting to save him?

someone so crazy and stupid must be left to die, then slowly extracted and exposed to the public square with a sign "DO NOT BE LIKE HIM NOPE NOPE NOPE" for everyone to see.

You say that until your dumb ass gets in trouble.

>Couldn't they break his legs and drag him back
The shock would've killed him
>or at least kill him?
Pretty sure he was dead towards the end. How would they have killed him in a humane manner, anyway?

He was upside down for hours at the point they got to him so he was already unstable. If they sedated him on top of breaking his legs he would've died of shock. That'd be risky to do in controlled conditions much less in a narrow cave you'd have to drag him through.

Exploration based mmo with settlement/life skill side content. New random gen map that's polished by devs every few months or so. No map sharing but you can make trails. First person to find a dungeon or point of interest gets to name it. You get to keep your shit so long as you make it back to a central hub that doesn't change. I really like that concept of life skillers making boom towns around newly discovered dungeons and following the money that comes with it.

>You say that until your dumb ass gets in trouble.
jokes on you I never leave the house