Why does nintendo insist on keeping mewtwo a slow floaty lightweight...

Why does nintendo insist on keeping mewtwo a slow floaty lightweight? Isn't she supposed to be really fucking fast and heavy?

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>she
You have no right to talk, you fucking retard.
Mewtwo is a man.

Good job user, you did the exact response OP was hoping for. Now OP can have this same thread again.

>she
someone hasn't watched the first pokemon movie

Game balance.

Mewtwo doesn't have a gender you fucking faggots. But yeah, He's a HE.

probably because that's OP on his phone

>Has a girl voice
>REEEE I AM A HUGE FAG I WANT IT TO BE A MAN, I WANT TO SUCK COCKS

People don't want balance user, they just want their mains to be op and other people's mains to be hot garbage. Character match-ups? Preferred stages? Nah, thats too much work to figure out.

>Has a girl voice
He's voiced by a man in the English and Japanese dubs of his movie, as well as in Smash Bros, Detective Pikachu and Pokken.

So is goku a woman too?

Are you implying he isn't?

>englishfag

He has a penis and they show it multiple times, unless you're implying that women can have those.

It's a pretty feminine penis though.

some women are born with cocks

please for the love of shit mods sticky a fucking POKESHIT GOES IN VP on Yea Forums, this is ridiculous, so much drama went into finally getting pokeshit out of Yea Forums when /vp/ was made and now it doesn't matter because dumb kids pollute Yea Forums with pokeshit all the time

>Englishfag
Is this considered a woman in Japan, user?

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"Genderless" is a strictly mechanical tag these games use to increase scarcity of legendaries.
Even the first game talked about Mew being a mother.

>unless you're implying that women can have those
>he doesn't know

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'Genderless' should be 'Gender Unknown'

Fuck that bullshit. If it has a dick it's a man, a MALE. Don't these fucking people realize it isn't fucking healthy to lie to themselves? Nothing but weak willed faggots who can't accept life and the things they cannot change. Yes I'm fucking mad fuck you

Did they confirm Mewtwo to be a female? I thought it was genderless.

This. Mewtwo doesn't have a dick, so that means mewtwo is female.

You're not doing rational arguments any favor by getting angry like this. Bullshit needs to be countered with a calm mind.

fuck off bigot

lmao scared of literal trannies

cope

To be on-topic, floaty lightweights who ARE slow just aren't fun to play as. You're basically handicapping yourself for no good reason.
Anyway, I know that Lucario replaced Mewtwo and stole its moveset in Brawl, which is the only Smash I've ever played, so do they play different in the newest Smash?

Lucario
>unga bunga me take damage and kill you easy but also really awkward and unfun to play
Mewtwo
>fuck you i'm the most powerful pokemoh shit i just got sent flying at 0% why the fuck am i so slow

>Lucario replaced Mewtwo in Brawl
True
>and stole his moveset
False. Only the neutral special overlaps.

While both are kinda slow and kinda floaty, Mewtwo is noticeable more floaty, faster, and lighter too. Mewtwo also focuses more on a disruptive playstyle with his disable and confusion (which doubles as a reflector), while Lucario has a more revenge-based playstyle, with versatile but weak moves that become versatile but strong moves as his own damage goes up.