Confess

i like halo reach

I've never played Crusader Kings 2 without using console commands to make my ruler a godmode sexual deviant.

I haven't played DMC in years and now I'm constantly eating shit in DMC 3, even on Normal (which is really Easy). It turns out I'm fit to be a game journo.

I have no friends, no job, no motivation for anything other than to lift at the gym and troll in video games.

I yearn for the day I can troll in video games with a good squad. Not the IRL trolls that try to dox people or attack them for what they are IRL, but in-game trolling using clever game mechanics and off-meta playstyles.

It'd be a dream come true to be a midly successful streamer / youtuber who can summon a zerg army with just a tweet or something to have at least 8-30+ people jump online and work as a singular unit in a video game.

Sadly most people that play vidya just want to play vidya, not each other. It would be so cool to have like 30 people just nuke down a house in Rust with nothing but primitive weapons, to play Path of Exile and get free carries / handouts, to have people to just TALK TO while playing games.

I feel like I've died and am in a sort of purgatory.

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I like halo reach multiplayer.

I don't even enjoy vidya anymore and haven't for years, but since it was the only good thing in my life I'm now just stuck browsing Yea Forums to remember the good times while waiting for my parents to die so I can kill myself since I don't want to make them sad by doing it while they're alive

dude the dmc3 difficulty is bugged in NA versions the normal difficulty is actually higher and easy mode is actually normal if i remember correctly

Have you tried watching movies?

Have you tried meth?

I click skills in MMOs

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I have seriously considered becoming a streamer and playing meme games with a fake ass persona to cash in on you dumb Zoomers.

I really enjoyed The Last of Us

I furiously masturbate to female characters in shitty vidya/anime.

Have you tried playing gaems with people?

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I love casino

- I own 14 physical Switch games and 7 digital ones (not counting Metal Slug X and 3) and have only beaten one of them. I have a hard time sticking to anything anymore and I kind of wish I were dead sometimes.

Pretty sure there is a thread with that on gurochan right now. But yes, one of us.

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I tried to apply for a job at Blizzard and didn't get it.

I have ranked anxiety and I don't now how to fix it.

Have you tried not being white?

I shitpost pretending to be resetera and /pol/ in the same thread to incite fights and then get sad because it was so easy it wasn't even that funny

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There was a section on the application website that gave you the option to include your gender and race. I declined to say. Not sure if that hurt my chances.

I have 50k in the bank but feel the compulsory need to pirate games.

I miss on many games for months until a crack is found.

Same. I managed to reach a higher elo where everyone isn't completely retarded but I'm hypercritical of how I play and when I fuck up I feel like complete shit. Even if it isn't my fault all I can think is "I could be playing better, I could've done xyz"

i just tried deep rock galactic with a few friends and i fucking hated every second of it
dwarves are so fucking stupid as and the "rock and stone!" meme gets so stale after the first few minutes
the movement is clunky, the guns feel and sound weak, and while i don'd mind endless waves of enemies, the lack of enemy variety makes the combat boring as hell
i love KF and i love EDF, so i don't understand why i'm not having any fun with it

That's pretty much me too. Except I never get to the higher elo where people are better. I rarely even get through my placement matches because it takes me so much practice, preparation, and nerves to even queue up for a single game. I'm incredibly hard on my own mistakes even if I'm the one doing least poorly on my team.

I went to some game company to get a job as a writer. I didn't research them at all. I passed the actual assignments and tests they gave out, but during the interview I told them I like Morrowind more than Skyrim, don't play mobile games, don't use Reddit and think MOBAs are all fucking shite. The room soured. They didn't call back, despite being initially very inviting. Turned out, they are close partners with Riot or some shit. I wish I lied.

Just shat myself and it burns

Vidya is dead to me. Only upcoming titles I might be interested in are Cyberpunk 2077 and STALKER 2. Almost every big title released in past 3 years was a huge let down for me.

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Ive been playing less and less because my online life is slowly sucking me in and I fear Ill hurt someone if I try to escape it

What game do you play? I'm talking about Overwatch (i know it's trash but i've invested time into this shit game and i'm too lazy to learn something else). I managed to hit Diamond a while ago, which is still shit but better than plat, though it feels like such a coinflip. I guess I'm more anxious because when I fuck up on Zarya it's easier to recognize. I would get an alt account to help with my ranked anxiety but I refuse to spend any more money on this game.

I think Skyrim is the second best game ever made, the first being New Vegas, of course.

far cry 5 is one of my fav games

I ate meat on Friday

I haven't touched a video game in years. I just come back here every few months for a slight taste of human interaction. Just enough to remember what it was like to be a person.

Hello my friend.

I buy/pirate games on PC only to then buy them again on console only for the purpose of convenience and being comfy

Or you could just no play the game mode you don't enjoy.
Ranked is a mental trap anyways, designed to keep you playing a game you don't actually enjoy because our lizard brain loves the "reward" of seeing a number go up.

In my entire life I paid only for 5 games, I pirated everything else.

I drop games right before the finale and I don't know why.

Commitment issues.

this isn't particularly uncommon, but I want to fuck Isabelle
Not the off model shit, like actual Isabelle from the games, chibi and all

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fuck off tripfag

It's best to ignore them. At least don't give him a (You) next time.

I got bored of Witcher 3 not even an hour in and stopped playing. I can't play any of them since they bore the shit out of me.

I think I might have ADHD...or I'm just depressed like most other anons here and that's the real reason why I can't get into most games anymore.

faggot, fuck off

I never touched RE series, not even once

>I don't enjoy stuff anymore because I'm depressed.
Get some change in your life. What ever you're doing now clearly isn't working.

I dont like you very much fatty

Don't worry, you're not alone.

I don't have fun playing videogames anymore but I still do several hours a day to blank my mind because I'm a failure as a human being

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I still play Mario games, hoping for a magic world where everyone is like Tom and Jerry: getting hurt and fighting each other, but it's just a game and they're a big family where the most important thing is having fun and enjoying life

for your penance, say three Hail Marys, one Our Father and take back the city of Damascus in the name of the church

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I'm almost at that point. Sold almost all my video games / consoles / PC. Left with just a PS4 that I barely play and I'm about to sell that too.

I hardly play video games in the first place so I pretty much only own Nintendo consoles and select Nintendo games because those are the only ones I feel are worth the money considering the amount I play
People will mock this post as if playing an obscene amount of video games is in any way impressive or noteworthy rather than embarrassing

I only like playing melee and lately I'm having trouble even doing that. It makes me feel awful.

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I’m a total casual and despite loving JRPGs I’ve yet to finish one that isn’t Pokemon.
I buy new games, play them for 5 hours, and get distracted.
I draw kink filled thicc MLP, shortstack, and musclegirl porn/spoiler] and have filled up at least 5 pages with that in my sketchbook this week.

twice

I bought The Witcher series 2 years ago an still haven't played them.