Who do you main in Overwatch?
The one with the nice ass
That would be me
I don't play it and just jerk off to the girls
Pretty telling of the "game" that the only way to have a thread is by starting it with sultry pics of the girls in the game. Can't blame them though.
>jealous tf2 furfag is assmad because the only "girls" tf2 has is an old lady and a ugly tranny voiced by ashley burch
I main jacking off to the brown one fucking panthers
Pharah and Bastion for DPS
Reinhardt and D.va for Tank
Moira and Brigette for Support
Basically all the cancer characters and I don't even give a fuck.
>Who do you main in Overwatch?
You posted her
rent free
I'd rather have sultry pics of the girls than shitty "humor" sfm vids
>that one animator who literally faked his own death by terminal illness because tf2 autists
Anyone got the webm of Sombra letting a cockroach crawl into her mouth and eating it?
Gets me hard as fuck.
...
look im just here for the webms of the brown girls taking white cocks
>Oh hey, why is Yea Forums having a Street Fighter thr- oh.
I have bad news OP, she fucks white guys
>McCree
>White
Omegalul
Awful game but cute girl.
I main Sombra my wife, please remove that image you have posted of her.
>Tank
Orisa
>DPS
Sombra
>Support
Moira
Oh, is mcree's whiteness another thing blizzard retconned to make trannies happy?
Why play that trash when tf2 is so much better?
I don't play Overwatch
That is cute
overwatch is for retarded zoomers now. hence i dont play it
Literally never played the game I just fap to the porn
pornhub.com
>2019 playing Overwatch
I'd rather Paladins
that's a good thing
I played Paladins out of curiosity after putting a lot of time into Overwatch and man, Paladins feels super janky in comparison. Everything feels slower and much more cumbersome in regards to UI and menu navigation. The card stuff and loadouts are a neat idea but I played it for a few hours and just couldn't bring myself to keep playing.
>Loved cyborg ninjas ever since Gray Fox in MGS1
>Overwatch just happens to have one of them playable at all times and he's one of the very few characters who actually require some skill and learning
>Turns out he's the character that has the most counters in the game because Blizzard is full of idiots
Disappointed desu
t. wacky faces LOL main
The user who tells thirsty virgins to stop playing a trash game just because it has tits in it on a mongolian throat singing imageboard.
Have sex btw.
>botted thread
god i wish i was pharah
>You will never lick the inside of pharah's asshole
It hurts
If you were I'd fuck you every day user. Delicious brown is godlike.
Tanks usually because people need them so much they don't complain about how much of a trash I am.
Still lose 90% of my matches.
I don't play that game anymore. It wasn't good, wasn't fun. The characters are the only decent thing about it as a piece of entertainment.
I mostly played McCree and Reaper for DPS, Bastion and Torb for Defense, Zarya and Winston Tank, and Zenyatta Support.
I love my perfect wife Olivia
I want to be Mercy, D.va or Mei.
You'd be my wife, then.
As which one...
I don't remember them saying anything about that so
I normally don't play Overwatch because I'm not a faggot.
Mei
based
How chubby do you like her though...
God my wife is so perfect, I don't know how they did it but I am eternally thankful.
Not that same user but...
look up arhoangel and his recent Mei stuff
that
t.
Nice, I like that but maybe a bit thiccer all around too.
I really like his pics with her in those stirrup leggings...
I like his animation with her in being mating pressed in part of her Lunar outfit
>super horny and wanting to cum to Overwatch girls
It's one of these nights again.
How can beaners and dune coons even compete?
I want to cum inside of Mercy after marriage until she bears my children.
So the same thing every night?
Do you have a link user?
>super horny and wanting to cum to being overwatch girls
it's always that night for me
You and me both brother.
It's been a week since I've last done it due to being busy with work so I might finally bust loose tonight if this thread stays alive. Lewd threads on Yea Forums are so fucking great and are always a blast to cum to.
Wow nice, I love those heels.
I love who they're on
Anything looks good on her, in my eyes
Sombra makes me want to racemix, preferably after marrying her.
More Pharah please
Yeah, she really makes it all work. I just really like shoes, any shoes though.
I wanna give Ana grandchildren.
The girls I want to fuck infuriating me the most in the game.
>Sombra
Hacks you
>Widowmaker
One shots you
>Tracer
Zips you
>Pharah
Buzz around you
It is like an impotent rage. I want to fuck them with a force of a thousand suns until they are whimpering mess but I can't because they don't exist.
>not wanting to blow your load deep inside of them until they're pregnant and incapable of being annoying in-game
Sombra turned me into a waifu fag
Unironically same. She made me realize brown women are the only women worth the time of day, too.
>make them pregnant
>blackmail them with the child to stop being in OW and be my wife slaves together
The plan is perfect but they still don't exist.
Do you think anyone would care about the game if there wasn't so much porn of it?
My love for my Overwife exists, that's enough for me.
Real women aren't as perfect as her, anyway.
>Baguette
But she isn't French
I used to main Pharah but nowadays shes just a free kill. The only time I can have fun with her is if I'm using an alternate account
Probably not. But at its core and in the beginning, Overwatch was actually fun and had a good looking future.
I like all women. But because of Sombra and Pharah, I put brown chicks (especially Latinas) at the top of my list.
If she's not brown, I'm not down.
god i hope so
Don't worry.
Ana, Pharah, Symmetra, Sombra, D.Va, and Mei were made for white husbands.
Literal perfection.
Post Ashe
none
i play the superior hero shooter(paladins)
Little known fact, the name Baguette actually comes from a euphemism for what she has between her legs
Overwatch cheesecake is more interesting than the shit that starts TF2 threads, and that's fucking sad.
cope
Bastion. A self-healing beep-boop with a huge machinegun on his back - how can anything be better?
Haven't played the game in a long time though.
Did McCree fuck Sombra AND Ashe?
Just one webm over and over?
Mercy, she is fun to play
Reaper
Junkrat
What do you mean "main"?
How do you main a porn character.
She is my wife
my man
The one you fap to the most.
That's a good choice
You seriously think I played it even once?
Junkrat and Orisha
She really is perfect, isn't she?
hammond's pretty hot
Rein, Hammond, Reaper or Lucio depending on how fucking stupid my team is.
Uninstall wizard
I main mercy and get hard when asked for heals
girls > gameplay
are you a faggot? why do you even play videogames if not to look at 3dcg titties lmao
they can't
have sex incels
Well if you're offering...
no one would want to have sex w me
i wouldnt be surprised if i was turned down by a prostitute or some shit
I want to get back into it so badly but Brigitte is such a fun vampire.
Semen vampire too.
Still not as bad as Doomfist, Hanzo or Widow. There's nothing as infuriating as getting oneshot from half a mile away or getting punched by a Doomfist who wasn't even aiming at you.
She's very cute user but she annoys me in game.
I used to play Symmetra, but then they made her boring and took away her Shield Generator
I just started throwing games for fun after that for 2 seasons, but it got boring too
So I started playing other games.
Also this It makes me sad that OW just became a waifubait circlejerk. No one talks about gameplay anymore or any cool moments they had in the game. Everyone just posts cropped blender/sfm porn or such.
Doesn't anyone of you have anything to share about what you have done in the game?
Cool teamwipes? Or are they just "Press Q" these days?
Failed duels, so you and the enemy just walk away after saying thank you? Or does that happen anymore in the game?
Gimme something, all this fucking fapbaiting is getting so tiresome and boring. I really want to get back in the game but all the new heroes are boring and the heroes I like gets reworked.
I love Brig-heat-uh
There is just nothing to discus unfortunately. The new content come out really slowly and there are no modding tool. We can't even choose what map/mode to play on in qp/comp...
It's always just been press Q to wipe team. It's always been waifubait. All that's changed is that it isn't new anymore.
Widowmaker is the only answer to that.
I agree, my wife Amelie has the best butt.
I thought it was fun to play at start and sometimes I managed to kill lots people with Reaper or sniping with Hanzo.
I don't even see POTG clips anymore.
Makes me super sad
>didn't come to Yea Forums for a week. not a hint or urge to fap
>just visited Yea Forums out of spite and in just one day, back on faptrain
this but with the /trash/ fat threads
Come here and fuck me yourself you coward
I thought it was fun too. Being pro Genji felt genuinely satisfying. I liked clicking heads with Widow and McCree. I even had fun just flying around and trying to survive as Mercy. But the more heroes they added that didn't take skill to play the worse things got. Ana was a good start. Sombra was a niche hero who's addition was pretty harmless. Orisa was the beginning of them bloating the roster with no skill no aim required brain dead heroes. Doomfist, Moira, Brigitte, and Wrecking Ball were all bad additions to the game. Ashe was the first time since Sombra where they added someone that takes some level of mechanical skill to play. Can't comment on the newest guy because I haven't even seen him yet.
I want to marry and impregnate Ashe
For me it's the hamster
Best grill
>Play Mystery Heroes
>Get Widowmaker
>Go against a wall and do her taunt where she blows you a kiss
>Angle the camera so you only get a shot of her ass and hips moving
>NOW I'M MOTIVATED
>Doomfist
>Wrecking Ball
>no mechanical skill to play
Boy please.
they banned keybinds?
I think there was some crazy Lucio glitch you could do if you put jump on your scroll wheel so they had to stop people from doing that.
>Orisa was the beginning of them bloating the roster with no skill no aim required brain dead heroes
>projectile machine gun instead of hitscan
>no aim required
uh huh
Tumblr is obsessed with the idea of McCree being Native American or Mexican. They literally lose their shit if people draw him with lighter skin, forgetting entirely that white people can tan and his last name is McCree.
I'm willing to accept he might be half though.
I'll take half Mexican but no more than that.
>Dude LARPing as a cowboy in the future
>A native
I'm doubtful.
omegalul?
also mcree is white
I like Baptiste, he's the perfect support for people who can't aim, he's dare I say, the Junkrat of supports.
I don't play this game but I fap mostly to pics of Pharah if that counts
DPS: Genji one trick
Healer: all of them
Tank: all of them
just test
youtube.com
>implying Moria, Mercy, and Brigadier General need to aim
You can argue that Lucio and Baptiste can be played adequately, but it helps a lot more if you can.
Why are Russians so aggressive.
OW is made to appeal to a retarded fanbase. OW is a clusterfuck of unrelated ideas, molded in a game that would target largest audience possible. Cringeworthy D. Va fighting alongside with some "empowering" dyke, a self-aware robot (wow so fresh), an edgy skeleton guy and a cowboy. Pathetic.
But this game somehow attracts both incels and sjw's, gotta admit that must've been really hard to manage. Too bad most of their resources is spent to design the lore that would appeal to any kind of retard instead of making a game
hard life and goverment fuckery
They really gotta make maps faster.
They put too much aesthetic effort into them. Practically every map looks significantly different from each other with a ton of new assets floating around. It seems like they only reuse stuff for the meme arcade gamemodes.
My nigga
That's especially retarded considering his design is based on Clint Eastwood
based
still, Olivia is better
i'M aLrEaDy TrAcEr!
lol im such a nerd!
>girl
This is the moment I decide to throw the game
are you sngle
Neg or poz?
I haven't played since the bakugon got put in, but I used to main Pharah's mother. Is there a more honest main than her?
Rein maybe and Pharah herself.
I'm so jelly of his talent.
based
I wish Sombra was my real wife
back to discord, tranny
I don't play Overwatch. I only watch cute Korean streamers play it.
are the equals sign-looking things the Korean equivalent of wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>tfw Symmetra, Zarya, and Bridgette are my favorites
>tfw Zarya and Symmetra don't get enough love
>had the one great non-futa Zarya sfm/blender video but deleted it by accident and can't find it cause she's so neglected
Just fucking kill me bros
That's what happens when you get carried or play with a bronze trash-tier party.
Sort of. It's basically lmao, except if lmao was also onomatopoeic. Where as the wwwww spam is because it looks like clapping hands while it scrolls across a video.
>not playing best tank at all times
absolutely based
Unistall.exe
You mean the inverted F? It's like a "hahaha".
MOOSE. BEST GIRL.
so sad about her Chrons
She can carry herself up.
I want to impregnate Zarya
Is she single?
Doesn't look a single's person apartment. But I don't know.
>get to stupidly high rank with reaper back when he wasnt considered good
>cant enjoy him anymore or I'm deemed a FOTM fag
>he will probably be "reworked" so everything I enjoyed is totally erased
Fuck Blizzard
>like east asian girls' body type
>culture and mannerisms are cancer
I know that feel user. I love Symmetra
Are the healing orbs from killing people still gone?
I have 3500 hours in and platinum. Imagine my game with women.
>liking girls with no ass or tits
>not aging until you're like 65 is a bad thing
Used to main mei. And i was a damn good mei too. Could stop a DIVE comp dead in it's tracks with a little collaboration from my teammates.
Too bad the chinkshitter "Pros" won't use mei because her icicle has a warmup, so they need babbymode DIVE stoppers like brigeet.
That said, man do i want to suck on those sweaty chinese cans.
I played mercy, but they kept nerfing her and making her less and less fun. I took it as a sign to uninstall.
i was a partmercy main too, and what the fuck? They kept nerfing her because "Pros were over reliant on her"? How the fuck does that make any sense?
If only she wasn't the worst support in the game now.
>seething TF2 fag
Hey,
Yore ugley
Don’t own game, played only some of the beta and free we . Play rocket gal because much star siege tribes
I'm a sucker for paladin characters, so Papa Rein.
>fights for honour, justice and glory
>will protect you and everything you hold dear
>past his prime and knows it but still able to wreck your shit
>cleaves teams apart and one-shots your support with the most satisfying ability in the game
>requires few keys to use, freeing up other keys to bind his voicelines so you can strike fear into the hearts of your enemies
>carry herself
>made it to silver
>gold carreer high
lol, she's about to burst into tears
Why do Koreans like Overwatch so much
Watch it with the t-slur. Otherwise you might get banned for being toxic
I haven’t played in months but I mained Junkrat
>had the one great non-futa Zarya sfm/blender video but deleted it by accident and can't find it cause she's so neglected
Lets find it together
Describe it for me
>carry herself up.
>42'' objective time out of a 16' game
>500 damage a minute when obviously not playing a support, and it's silver medal at that
And I see the same shit in She's getting carried hard, there's a reason the placement put her in bronze despite making it in gold in some previous season. Someone else is winning the game in there.
>Reinhardt
>Paladin
Brigitte is more of a Paladin than Reinhardt
>Main MCree
>Nerfed into not being fun
>Switch to main Soldier
>Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty gets boring extreamly fast
>Switch to Junkrat
>Buffed into being laughably easy
>Switch to Zenyatta
>Get screamed at to play "literally anything else"
>Switch to Lucio
>Playing the meta is boring as hell
>Quit playing Overwatch all together and go back to TF2
>he doesn't like zooming around the map and knocking half the enemy team into a pit
shit taste desu
I want to rub my face against mercy’s cute butt!
>culture and mannerisms are cancer
Says the thing posting the thing.
bangalore
What do you think you're doing? If you want real ass in your face then taunt with Sombra using the summer skin.
I know a latina who looks like a real life Sombra
Except shes got a petite frame and she's pushing forty but she looks like she's in her twenties
>Play Zarya
>Decent fun, but people don't want to play shield tank
>Start playing Rein and Winston
>Gets really old really fast
>Switch to Symmetra while my sis plays Torb
>Actually fun, get reported few times so forced to flex
>Move towards supports, Ana and Zen for me while my sis plays mainly Lucio
>Get the lingering feeling that I should be everywhere at once. DPS aren't doing their job and tanks think they are dps
>Fuck it and move back to Symmetra, the only hero that is actually fun to play for me
>Rework
> :)))))))
>Tolerate the game as my sis likes to play Torb from time to time
>Rework
> :))))))) x2
why would they fucking nerf zarya
nigger
It needs better porn
i main the uninstall button
>S1/2
>Play lucio
>Git gud with lucio
>Climb rank with ~65% winrate bronze to plat
>get bored
>Never touch the game after my season 3 placements
It was a cool idea but I just couldnt stay invested when I started seeing the same picks every match every time. I realized I was forcing myself to play so I went and played the games I was thinking about while I slogged through placements
She's trying, ok? Climbing takes time.
>stereotypical cowboy breeds Mexican refugee
remember goyim to pump your illegal neighbors' daughter full of cum an make some more mutts!
...
Was it kitty0706?