Sekiro just unlocked, but I have spent the past 4 hours puking in my toilet in anxiety and anticipation. I suck at stealth, and FromSoftware wants us to fucking use stealth? I LOSE HALF MY RESOURCES WHEN I FUCKING DIE?
NPCS FUCKING DIE IF I DIE?
How are you dealing with the hype, Yea Forums? Have you started to play this, and can you offer us tips?
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the best tip I've gotten so far is pirate it
>the best tip I've gotten so far is pirate it
Fuck you. Companies that make good games deserve the money.
I have convinced a few friends to buy 2 copies of the game just to offset faggots like you.
Not him but what you said doesn't upsets me in any way, people like you who buy the game supports us pirates. Thank you
get good
LegenderyLea is about to start playing Sekiro on Twitch.
How much ass will she suck?
Just started this shit. Already skipped the first segment. Got to an ogre just by fucking around with the hookshot.
However, I died like 3 times against the ogre. So you're not supposed to die a lot, like in dork souls? Didn't really follow this game much during development.
OMG LegendaryLea, Twitch's biggest slut and camewhore, is trying to play Sekiro!!!!!!
GET IN HERE, her username is obvious ffs.
>video game makes me puke.
Honestly I'd drink if I felt sick from anxiety. Calm down, it's just a videogame.
>I LOSE HALF MY RESOURCES WHEN I FUCKING DIE
They really aren't as important as you think and you keep any actual skillpoints you've earned
>NPCS FUCKING DIE IF I DIE
No you retard they just get a cold
>Honestly I'd drink if I felt sick from anxiety.
I'm already drinking and I'm pretty sure it was the 4 Loko that made me puke, but still, this game is intimidating.
Trying to play on pc with a ps4 controller, anyone know how to turn off the motion controls shit it has?
I've been up since 2 AM playing this game, it's now 3PM.
FromSoft has managed to recapture the feeling I had when playing Dark Souls 1 that I never experienced again in DS2, DS3 or BB.
>Dies in the tutorial before doing anything.
Twitch . Tv / legendarylea
The sluttiest camwhore of all time is trying to play Sekiro!
But she looks like this, so she gets a pass.
I already donated $30 tonight.
OH SHIIIIIT, she just perfectly parried 2 enemies in a row. She knows what's up. Impressed.
She is actually doing really well now. Some Twitch thots have skills.
tfw this girl is better at Sekiro than you will ever be.
She has parrying down to an art. That is key.
Wow, she saw the old Buddha sculptor and said she wants to suck his toes.
it's frustrating and not in a good way
buy dmc5 instead.
The only one upset here seems to be you
Already bought it, it was a tough choice though. DMC looks too easy, like a combo-based game to bait teens. Sekiro looks like the next step in evolution of Dark Souls, and is thus more enticing.
What the fuck is up with this thread and the shilling for some cam whore
remember to report all twitch thots for "advertising or begging"
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DMC5 is boring because of how much health everything has, Sekiro's combat is constantly on a knife's edge which is only frustrating if you're a shitter
>The only one upset here seems to be you
Not upset, I just figure that if we can afford it, we should buy multiple copies of games that are pirated. Why? That way the company has funding to make the next great game. Pirating hurts that.
>remember to report all twitch thots for "advertising or begging"
I posted her, but only because it is funny. She is a huge thot who has been banned for slutiness, yet here she is trying to play Sekiro. That is fucking hilarious to watch.
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So this new Pepe design is a clown since it highlights the "fact" that /pol/ is satirical, even though they are always serious and just hide behind satire?
Pepe posting should be banned outside of /pol/, we don't want your disease.
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Why is this game so fucking weird?
>slow and clunky
>world is boring to explore
>minibosses and bosses just tanks so you just parry and rush for 3-4 minutes
>no builds so everyone ends up fighting the same way since same damage and posture values for everything and everyone
>too many gimmicks
>random assortment of enemies, literally
Just wanted to play a samurai game instead I got Arkham city on shitsouls engine
Fuck off nigger