Post photos of your gaming stance

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>says PINK
>underwear is black
dumb retarded gynohag

It's an abstract kind of stance

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The brand name is pink

W-why not just ait normally on the chair

what fucking controller is that?

You dont understand the deeper meaning. It represents her love life pussy use to be pink until she let black dick into it (most white girls crave bigger better bbcs if you didnt know)

No, it's white. Dumbass.

Jesus, a Dreamcast controller in 2019?

>2006

Carry on.

That foot posture can;t be comfortable.

Looks like a 3rd party OG Xbox controller.

Original xbox hueg, not sure if the big or the smaller one.

I honestly don't know how you'd fucking play videogames with a bitch like that looking the way she is next to you. Like, I dunno, am I gonna load up Hollow Knight and play while she jerks me or blows me?

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>Dreamcast
lol no, it’s an Xbox type s controller.

same

>2006
the wall he probably hit her by now, I wonder how fat and unsightly she is now.

Yes?

The brand name is Pink user

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Get your eyes checked dude

because virgins like you don't realize yet that masturbating is better 90% of the time unless your girlfriend is perfectly subservient to your whims, which 99.99% of girls will not be, and the ones that are will be unattractive.

00s were based. girls were whores but in a girly cute way still.

Xbox S controller

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who /portable/ here

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tummy!

This.
It's ruining my back.

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original xbox controller you fuckin zoomer

Yeah, it's one of the cases where the past was objectively better.

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Sitting crosslegged probably doesn't help

Where do you see any videogames in that image?

Disgusting.
I can already imagine how badly her pussy must stink.
Probably does nothing but get high on weed, watch movies and play games.

>Post photos of your gaming stance
This is a blue board user I'm not gonna do that.

Well there's a playstati-
Oh.

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or she is just trashy, why bring weed into the mix?

this has been true for every gf I've had. the exception was a short fling with a tranny who gave absolutely incredible head

t. lazy weed smoking slob

Trashy is having tattoos, piercings and wearing clothes that reveal as much as possible.
That girl looks like the kind that doesn't care anymore.

you're probably just a gay

lmao, try fucking without a condom and giving/taking. If you're in a relationship with someone that only wants you to fuck her the way she likes it, and gives you no leeway, you're fucking up.
Fucking without a condom > Blowjob > Fucking with a condom. Only virgins will disagree.

There's a PS4 there.
>inb4 le epic Yea Forums board culture xD

Why does Yea Forums culture trigger the redditor?

why don't you tell me?

this is literally me right now.

I sit like L it's comfy for some reason, dunno why. Sometimes I slav squat too

>redditor
Ironic that you would praise board culture, or fucking echo chambering in Yea Forums of all places, where it is antithetical to the philosophy of why it even exists.

wtf I love newfags and reddit now

Epic troll! You're sure to fit right in.

Leaning as far back as possible so that I can still reach my mouse and keyboard. If I'm using a controller I lean back far as fuck, I've fallen backwards multiple times

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Is this some kind of reverse psychology to accept le ebin as fug reddit memes?

Yikes oof incel thot omegalul.
Do I fit in now?

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Please post more qts.
I'm so lonely.

I'm sorry, but honestly, who the FUCK cares?

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do arches/bridges every now and then. it feels really good and will help correct your spine.

Okay.

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I've got you user

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How did you know their was even a posterior in the first place?

I never understood why anyone thinks this kind of infantilism/neoteny is acceptable

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What do you mean?

This is my ideal girl.

you're a faggot

dressing like a 6 year old, for one
it's not at all attractive

Crazy, sleep deprived femNEETs?

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Yup, exactly.

Would love a NEET gf.

yes give it to me

>cuts your dick off

put a ps4 controller in his hands and you got me

also this thread man... im so alone

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Pretty sure she's just wearing that because it's clothes from when she was a kid and now she can use them to look like a slut, since they are too small.

gl cause they all fat

ends up looking like an overgrown toddler and I don't want that nonsense staring me in the face
I'd like to at least pretend they're not mentally underaged

Nah some are anorexic. I need to find one.

Pic related is how i used to sit at my desk (sitting on my left foot). This was the only image of the positioning i could find. This may sound retardedly obvious to everyone but DONT DO IT you will fucking suffer as i have if you do this often. Started getting toughenes skin on the left side near my ankle. Then a month after i somehow fucking sprained it by doing that and i was limping in severe pain for days. Legit thought i broke my fucking foot but went into a walk in clinic to get it checked out. You have been warned.

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Nah, that's just a slut.
Pic related is how overgrown toddlers look.

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I really like sleepy looking girls.
Makes me want to carry them to bed, fall asleep together and make sure they rest well.

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>never got a chance with this kind of girl in college
>they are all old now

>she

It's a girl.
scene-porn.com/crazy-blonde-emo-teen/

Doesn't look like you're missing much

>knew several chicks exactly like this
>they're all fat now
>one that wasn't died in car accident

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people who have dvds stacked like that are usually really poor.

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Why is JFK holding a Dualshock 4?

why would you twist yourself around like that

that there is a cursed image

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Bad matchup against widowmaker

Avoid being a feeder.

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heh

this girl really thought it would look cool to hold a stack of VHS anime and mug for the camera.

what is this

You're a faggot and you will die alone.

is there any reason to watch these shows on VHS or is it just autistic collecting.

Collecting.
If you just want to watch them, you just download them.

appears to be a man working from home while he sits at his kotatsu

I used to do that. Then back pain caught up with me.

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Rude, but you won't change my opinion.
Sleeping is top comfy activity, even more if you can do it with someone who clearly needs it.

yeah i thought maybe they have exclusive dubs or uncensored translations or something

Stunned the jealous tranny jannies haven’t 404’d this yet

Yo I'm writing a sequel to my naked Smash Bros. story and I need a good cover image to use and coming up short, post naked girls playing vidya, preferably with Gamecube controller. K, thnx.

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I'm not into tattoos, but she has some pretty eyes, and her hairstyle is perfect.
I would.

muh tranny boogeyman

My exact seating position

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I do not sit when playing videogames.

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He's playing a PS4 I reckon

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So let me try to wrap my head around this. Your girl strips down to her panties and starts crawling around the floor until her panties get lost in her big soft butt. And she's not perfectly subservient? What more does a girl have to do?

You ever consider that you're just not that sexual of a person?

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To be honest, a girl has to put some effort too.
Otherwise it's no different than fucking a doll.

Sounds good to me.

Yes, because it looks and acts exactly like me in girl form.

And when you see yourself reflected in another person, will you be happy you have someone who is exactly like you, or end up disgusted?

Tell her what to do then. She's already crawling around in her underwear. I'm sure she's willing to try.

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That depends on the girl.
Some are really fun, some are just like fish out of the water.

Develop a taste for dollification

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Right, uh huh. It all comes back to the girl's failings. Not the fact that you're just more lazy than you are horny.

Yes, some people are just really boring to fuck.

I can't look at a whore's ass without thinking
>BRAPPPPPPPPP
Fuck you niggers.
video games

Happy, cause now I have a lot of shit in common with someone and we wont be alone anymore. I'd atleast have somebody to shoot the shit with,atleast.

Faggot.

Like this but with a controller in my hand

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That was the point all along

Well, i'm glad you could be satisfied.

>both players have still plenty HP and there's still 16 seconds left

This

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jeffery dahmer supporter

Yeah, like you.
>What?! Girls want pleasure too?! Fuck that, Imma go jerk off. You'll understand when you're no longer a virgin.

?

...

Oh god, you're one of those anons who are too lazy to read conversations before replying too.

that pic is classic.

its called a ring out you literal idiot

Yeah.
A bit too many tattoos for my taste, though.

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Fat people can't sit like this lol

table+heating element+blankets

Japanese authentic ones are too low for my taste so I bought a cheapass coffee table from goodwill, underneath I mounted up a 250w heating panel from Amazon (flat panel one, I don't recommend actual Japanese tier ones because they have exposed metal you can bump up against), threw a comfy rug underneath, threw a thick blanket over the table, then a finished piece of wood my grandpa had laying around which was about the same size as the table surface.

Has helped me survive many a brutal Michigan winter.

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Forgot this was even a thing in fighting games.
They really need to make a new VF.

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>choker
This slut is probably into some kinky shit.

When I try super hard when I play smash I look fucking retarded and practically thrash about/move side to side and make stupid expressions. I'm scared that if I ever play with strangers they'll think I'm insane
When playing splatoon I always naturally poke my tongue out, though I don't do this with other games for some reason

>tfw i live in michigan too

literally every other chick wears chokers now

Off scale a bit since it's in ms paint, sometimes I cross my legs

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always leg crossed, i know people think it's effeminate but i can't help myself

are you lads ready for another blizzard surge into spring like last year

And that's a good thing!

Amazing how as our culture becomes more sexually deviant, coincidentally, the popularity of chokers have increased.

Not really, only the sluts do.

I don't understand how people can do that instinctively without discomfort

nah it'll probably stay like it has been this week and get warmer in a couple of weeks

Stop I can only get so hard

they got in your head lol

Fuck that’s this girls name? It’s Mia something

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dumb phoneposter

This is an incredibly tempting idea to setup. Maybe next year though since it's already spring.

ooooooo-oooooh

I wanna femNEET

Mía Melano

Stomach sleeping is bad?

Now is the best time to put it together, might as well make it a spring/summer project to make it perfect.

right hand on the mouse, left hand on my dick, and legs on the table

brainlet

>Probably does nothing but get high on weed, watch movies and play games.
That's my fetish

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I've heard that before but nothing proven yet.

I only play 4X games these days, so it's most often something like this.

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My soon ex does this and it's really not that great.
>helping her budget so she can move into a new place
>Considers $20/week for weed a necessity
>Smokes before and after we do anything
>Has a fucking meltdown when she can't smoke
>Anyone she buys from will take sex as payment for her weed
She would 100% do it too if my dick game wasn't so strong

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>pawg
>those movies
Definitely a black man's house

The autistic collection is the thing I like most about this.

I look at her feet

its true...i used to be able to when I was 15, now...

You do realize you are unironically posting on the video game themed sub-board of a website for people with severe emotional issues and social deficiencies right now, right? We can't exactly criticize people for being immature.

I want to fuck that Android 18

I want all of her TOMY Pokemon toys because I stupidly threw all mine away when I was a teenager

This

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I want to choke her with that gamecube wire while I cum inside her

lmao btfo

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Dont do that i fucked my back then my leg and ass for like month. it will fuck you up. Like a house of cards if you fuck up your back.

who else /stands/

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Have you got that photo from ages ago
Girl with braces holding a super Nintendo controller (?)

>Michigan
My nigger. My shit is in the basement so I'm really tempted to setup something like this.

youre a weirdo

they look like they fuck black men

Tiananmen Square Massacre 1989

I stand with a controller. I like feeling like im not being lazy cause standing makes me feel like maybe im working my legs out

>it's gonna be an another summer with no gf

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gamer

Pull down the shirt or you're gonna get a cold.

Gay men are more likely to know how to treat a dick well

Like this

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Now Sonic is going to have brown arms

based
cringe

Tiananmen Square Massacre 1989

How do you know? Explain.

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Fuck. Im 2 weeks no caffeine detox and this pic triggers me. I NEED TO BE STRONG!

Like this

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I am black and have fucked all of them

Congrats, man. Bit degenerate but impressive

nigga i m so old i used to watch imports from my cousin on vhs back when we called it japanimation. but this basic cartoon network bitch is just doing to say "Oh i got that on vhs" she just screams poiser

I only need one hand

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Nah, victorias secret is the brand. Pink is just one of their branding lines.

>t. user who buys womens underwear and jerks off in them once, then throws them away

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is she retired?

Yea gaming all day really fucked my posture
But hey, theres no reason to cry about it, you live with it until you have to something about it

Thanks from the suffering of my Tinnitus, I seem to rock the sleepless neet look, accompanied with long hair, dark eye-bags and all.
But goddamn I always think about meeting a female doppelgänger of me.