Sekiro Reviews

>lower metacritic score than Dark Souls 2 and Bloodborne

Oh well I guess it was only a matter of time before From released a stinker...

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Agreed! I didn't need Shittyro anyway!
C'mon Mario, let's-a-play!
>Hello there, friend! It's a me, Mario, and today we're-a-gonna-learn-our-ABCs! Let's-a-go, Luigi!
>Yay, Mario! Let's play! Yahoo!
Damn, this is going to be so BASED and COMFY! Not at all like that Shittyro game. *falsetto voice* Oh look at me, I only play mature games for mature games such as myself. BLAAHHHH!!!

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This was completely obvious to anybody with a brain. Just look at the facts;

>No soul level
>No shields
>No co-op OR pvp multiplayer
>difficulty almost nonexistant; no fall damage, falling off a cliff wraps you back to land, double jumping, you literally get a free resurrection every time you rest at an idol and can regain it by killing enemies. REVIVES.
>You only lose half your stuff on death not even all of it, Unseen Aid gives you a chance to even keep all of it
>Literally one main weapon and some mediocre subweapons
>No character customization
>Set in one of the most cliche and overdone eras in history
>Stupid prosthetic arm, why?
>Stupid ass James Bond grappling hook
>Confusing title (how does a shadow die twice?)
Even the mighty must fall, this looks like trash, who else is ready for From's first major flop?

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>prepurchase rationalization

Holy shit why is the board so obsessed with shitting on this game
Literally half the board is fanboy wars over this shit

>metacritic

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top kek

No weapons is the worst thing imo. How do you go from having an arsenal of many dozens of weapons to only giving people one?

It's just soulsfags being anally annhiated that isn't Souls 4.

based

kek

>resurrection
>shadows die twice
hmm looks like MC is a shadow aka undead

It has a higher opencritic score than both of them though

I mean it pretty much is.
Have you seen twitch streams of it? It's Souls.

>double jump and grappling hook
>souls

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>anons reviews it like it was a Souls game
I bet you would shit on Armored Core for not having a stamina meter.

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it's a japanese action-based game that isn't ffxv, so xv-kun is shitting on it.
it's not bloodborne or souls, so soulsfags are shitting on it.
it's exclusively not on the switch, so the switchfag discord is shitting on it.

Is it true you can’t even switch out your outfit??

If so they just lost a sale. Unironically.

>it's not souls
Except it is. 99.99% Souls. Fuck off moron.

That makes sense