I attach Curious Obsession to my Pteramander, attack for two, draw one, and end my turn with five cards in hand and two mana untapped.
Your move, user.
I attach Curious Obsession to my Pteramander, attack for two, draw one, and end my turn with five cards in hand and two mana untapped.
Your move, user.
banefire for 6 and kill you
Unfortunately for you I was at eleven life. I play a land, summon a Stormtamer, swing for two, draw one, and pass my turn again.
EXODIA, OBLITERATE!
I banefire for 7
Only trannies and degenerates play tempo.
Not so fast.
Okay:
Tap my swamp.
Dark Ritual.
Dark Ritual.
Tap my island.
Brainstorm.
Throughtseize—okay let's get rid of that counter spell.
Tap two more islands.
Mind's Desire for 5.
Alright, let's see what's in the pile:
Island, Swamp, Brainstorm, Duress, and another Mind's Desire.
Alright, I'll play the island, Duress you, cast Brainstorm, and cast another Mind's Desire (this time for 8).
Let's turn over the pile.
Oh... Tendrils of Agony for 9 copies and Tendrils of Agony for 10 copies. That's 38 damage; 18 more than your life total.
>gets cucked by white/boros chad
I sacrifice the retarded 1/1 monkey before obsession resolves thus wasting 2 of your cards