ITT: all of Yea Forums now lives in a 1000 floor apartment building
Can you guys at floor 598 room 48 shut the fuck up? No one cares if your trap waifus are gay or not, just lt me fucking sleep.
Yea Forums Tower thread
Liam Lopez
Michael James
What the fuck is the point of this retarded thread?
Adrian Williams
user please its late at night I cant go through another 500+ reply thread
Liam Howard
rp that we live in a 1000 floor apartment building hehe
Kevin Reyes
reminder that the fishbros who hang out in the pools won't eat you if you bring them something else to eat like a ratman
reminder that the landlord accepts fishbros as tenants and that fishbros are very good at puzzle games and smash
Juan Perez
None really, i just had fun with the last one and wanted to keep it going a little longer.
William Price
Friday night LAN party in room 762:
Bring your gear and we gonna have some blast playing oldschool games like CSS and UT2k4.
Refresments and snacks will be provided by courtesy of the roomowner. (drop me a mail if you have specific needs)
PS. No girls allowed.
Joseph Howard
shutup fishfag. you cunts keep shitting up the water tanks.
Ryder Perez
Underaged detected
Adam Flores
Alright which one of you did this
Carter Phillips
2nd floor here, can you guys at the first floor, room 09 shut the fuck up? I don't care how much goo is leaking out through the apartment pipes.
Robert Bell
>PS. No girls allowed
Does a thicc trap count as a girl? I mean i don't know any, i'm just covering my bases here.
Jacob Richardson
We lost countless Anons, but we finally managed to completely take back the 3rd floor from the rats.
Hunter Rogers
Someone askd in the las thread, why we moved here... I really dont know, one day we just spawned in the building
Nathaniel Howard
Traps will be hanged from the corridor ceiling on sight.
Ethan Cox
How many prisoners did you take? We might be able to make a peace offering to the fishfags.
Colton Ramirez
This looks like something that the chinese would build
Bentley Walker
Slavs user are truly terrifying whenever you manage to keep them killing each other and sober.
Zachary Morales
Can you guys on the 45th floor stop screaming about mortal kombat girls being better before, at the guys on the 46th floor that keep laughing at you, while calling you virgins.
I'm trying to sleep!
Isaiah White
that's kinda hot
Colton Butler
DO NOT GO TO THIS ME AND MY BRO WENT LAST WEEK
>sounds good
>bring our gear
>room is kinda dark
>no problem fuck the sun amirite cyberpunk bros
>ominous voice tells us to come in
>yeah seems normal
>start unpacking gear on what seems to be a normal desk covered in ketchup or some red shit
>he sits down and he later tells me he felt immense pain like he's never fucking felt before
>oh no
>FUCK NO
>OH NO NO NO NO
>BRO THERE'S NO FUCKING CHAIR
>BRO WE HAVE TO BRING OUR OWN FUCKING GAMING CHAIRS
>check and indeed there is no fucking chair
>get up and leave
yeah no fuck off retard have some common courtesy
Ayden Howard
Allright, so the whorehouse at floor 425 ran out of business. Which one of you faggots killed a prostitute? You ruined my weekend and if i ever see you i'm feeding you to the rats.
Carson Morris
Sauce?
Mason Kelly
About 5. We were going to execute them by force feeding them rat poison, but if you want 'em you can have 'em.
Hunter Morris
RATS
RATS
WE'RE THE RATS
Bentley Cooper
I'm looking for a team to go below 0's cumcrust and return alive with unspeakable treasures. cannot promise everyone will return alive, but the pay if you come back could get you a place at the very top floors
anyone interested?
Isaac Harris
psst, hey user, yes you
I have some quality enhancements for you, yes you heard me right, with this stuff you will be the best player in the match, yeah, heres a small sample, go and see for yourself.
No, it doesnt have side effects, trust me. Just chug this down and pwn dem noobz!
If you need more I will be here downstairs behind the dumpster
Joseph Roberts
You're going on a foolish endeavor, the treasure is some gay shit like friendship.
Luis Gutierrez
I learned from that my bro, I brought chairs but yes, if you wanna sit in an epic gaymur chair you have to bring yours.
Parker Gonzalez
Floor 435, room 27. I'm gonna jerk off then go to to sleep, please don't bother me.
Easton Cruz
TURN THE RUNESCAPE MUSIC DOWN, IT WASN'T FUNNY LAST NIGHT AND IT'S NOT FUNNY THIS NIGHT EITHER, I'M TRYING TO LISTEN FOR FOOT STEPS WITHOUT BLOWING OUT MY EAR DRUMS!
Ryan James
Party at floor 435, room 27!
Thomas Clark
I'm gonna pull the fire alarm for the 10th time today!
Andrew Ortiz
Day 1995 in this shitty tower: Found a used MM4 cartridge alongside an NES. Managed to hook it up on my CRT and had the most authentic retro experience in my life. I cried when Inafu
Blake Foster
>tfw twtich fag keeps yelling
>goes through entire building
Logan Foster
DAMNIT Yea Forums I TOLD YOU NOT TO STEAL THE HOTEL'S WIFI ALL AT ONCE.
NOW YOU'VE ANGERED IT!
Colton Murphy
wow must be nice having working infrastructure. The fucking doors dont even work properly below floor 50
Asher Thomas
Anyone notice the guys on floor 666 painted everything black and red and always wear black ... edgelords, seriously.
Andrew Diaz
imagine living on one of the first 10 floors or last 10 floors
Connor Ross
i got room 666
am i cursed
James Sanders
WHO KEEPS PISSING FROM ABOVE
THIS IS THE 10TH TIME I HAD TO CLEAN MY WINDOWS
Ethan Rogers
They're based though.
Andrew Gray
Could be worse. I live in the 68th floor and the faggots upstairs keep laughing non-stop and making fake sex noises throught the night. At least edgelords are kinda quiet.
Christopher Campbell
>Tfw you live on the 3rd floor.
Life is hell down here.
Cum floods are common, and now we have rats to deal with.
Cameron Powell
>weather forecast: cumrain
Nathan Wilson
You think that's edgy? The guys on floor 702 all dress like nazis, and kick out everyone that doesn't agree with them, you're literally not allowed on that floor if you're not white and agree that "everyone that isn't white is inferior and that women are made to serve men and nothing more."
Tyler Mitchell
Welcome, you'd better be prepared for incense and rituals. We run them every second thursday and sunday. You're first time you'll need to drain some blood for the blood pact with the ritual dagger but after that we've got an N64 with Jet Force Gemini and GoldenEye. There's pizza and drinks too.
Luke Anderson
This tower of Yea Forumsabel is killing me inside...
Sebastian Jackson
why blood tho? can it be another body liquid
Jaxon Brown
You all niggas think you are funny
Someone hanged a fucking dummy outside the window and now the police think someone killed themselves
Ayden Rodriguez
I wonder what happened to that dude who was breaking into the locked off floors above 970. I remember he was at 999. I've heard rumours of some kind of moon presence on floor 1000.
Camden Smith
>but after that we've got an N64 with Jet Force Gemini and GoldenEye
Woah there basedfriend, you had me at "incense"
Levi Ramirez
>Dress up as Mercy once to suck a neighbour off one single time
>Now relocated to the "trash" floor with the rest of the degenerates
>Can't even reach the elevator without someone trying to get me into their musty sweaty apartment
Can someone from another floor talk to the janitors? I don't belong here!
Ian Thomas
You're just jealous, you wish you could have heavy metal blazing throughout the entire floor as you play doom!
Luke Hernandez
I'll sell you some rat blood for cheap, they won't know the difference.
Jackson Howard
>People chucking water balloons filled with piss and cum onto my balcony
I hate this place. I hate all of you.
Hunter Carter
Head down to floor 2 So you can get gangbanged by rats like you want you slut
Luis Clark
Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to floor 404 tomorrow.
Justin Gray
Hope you don't mind wearing only black and red my dude, if you do you're going to 665, we don't take anyone that doesn't commit to the gimmick here!
Landon Turner
>he has a balcony
no wonder everyone pissbombs you. whales pay too much for useless shit every time
Zachary Ward
thanks mate
Jack Jones
Does that floor even exist? I've never seen it.
Elijah Lee
>live in floor 994
>get to use the rest of you faggots as my personal litterbox
Stay mad.
Luke Carter
>why blood
Do you even realise what floor you're on?
Leo Ross
Why is literally everyone on floor 62 a trap or tranny ...
Sebastian Murphy
containment floor
Hunter Sanders
Help I worE the rat fursuit the rats were seLling and im turining intP a fuMkinEg rAAATTT I DDOMT WANT BE SCAAAAV
Samuel Perry
Button doesn't work, you have to use the stairs.
William Robinson
>Trusting the rats
That was your first mistake right there furfag.
Mason Reyes
I DIDDLY DIN'T KNOW THAT WAS TRUE
Aaron Reyes
>Room-mate uses the computer to jerk off to anime games
Fuck that, I am getting a laptop, what games can run on a laptop guys?
Brody Gray
Not sure if it's worse than floor 63, everyone there walks around in fur suits and the smell is, eugh, just avoid it.
Levi Morgan
>Using the stairs
No thank you. Not after what happened last time.
Xavier Gutierrez
Wait, who the hell told you about my Kerillian costume?
Lucas Baker
TF2
Eli Adams
shitter's clogged again?!
Joseph Nelson
>live on the 1000th floor
>takes half an hour just to get to the first floor
who thought this was a good idea
Eli Harris
Wait-no they might like it.
Parker Taylor
>He doesn't rappel down the elevator shaft
Austin Hernandez
Pizza Parlour here. You guys seriously need to stop jacking off into the pit. All the cum has grown living mushrooms. I was on the ground floor about to deliver a pizza and one of these fuckers nearly killed me in one swing.
Christopher Sanchez
Asher Cook
Who ever the guy screaming "YOU" at the top of his lungs out his window while pointing at floor 50 was, thanks for making me chuckle.
William Phillips
>Decide I need some fresh air
>Elevator ride takes like 10 minutes
>Someone shat in the corner again
>Decide to stay home
Can we just install cameras already? This is getting fucking ridiculous.
Jack Brown
The same purpose of Yea Forums mansion way back.
Luis Gonzalez
which floor(s) is the Yea Forums floor?
Nolan Green
Every floor is Yea Forums.
Alexander Sullivan
>Pass floor 151 on my way down
>Hear mufffled ''KANTOOOOO''
Isaac Ward
Anyone else have a dream about such a tower and its creepy ass elevators and escalators?
Austin Perez
Guys im in B999 and it's filled with tanned super sayans and people playing videogames it's fucking amazing lads.
Careful passing trough B30 to B500 if you're not human though, it's filled with mummies bragging about genociding ratfolks and elves.
Christian Bailey
>He uses the stairs.
Dude, have some mercy on your legs.
Ethan Jackson
>In elevator
>See some weird scratches next to the 101 button
>Look closer
>| || || |_
Son of a bitch..
David Myers
This it my brothers, I've had enough.
Im gonna take a long walk to the roof and jump down to the pit. No livestreaming but you can watch the show. I'm gonna be at the top on sunday midnight.
You won't stop me.
Benjamin Campbell
lol you wont even make it past the 800s, I'll laugh at you when you give up and just fall out a window like a fag
Isaac Cruz
>Elevator is out of operation
>Have to climb 100 floors
Matthew Cruz
>user on floor 967 says he‘s gonna an hero
>doesnt even have to stream it cause we can all watch from the window
and every week somebody decides to do it isnt that amazing
John Cruz
Some of you guys are alright, don't come to floor 666 tonight.
Juan Clark
Can i have your apartment?
Ryder Howard
STOP CUMMING OUT OF YOUR WINDOWS FUCKFG FUCK FUC KFUK FUCK STOP CUMMING OUT YOURE WINDOWES
Bentley Bennett
>Decide to an hero
>Head on up to roof
>Queue is like 100+ people
Nevermind.
Julian Garcia
ayy just as i was typing
gonna get some popcorn first
Kayden Young
>mummies complaining about rats & elves
I knew the /tomb king/s would make it here...
Jacob Wright
my apartment is free to ransack and I will leave my pc logged in and my porn stash open
Joshua Foster
I call dibs.
Eli Gray
The guys from the 436 are making gatherings to speak about how much of a booner they got playing dmc5
>We should trow eggs at them
William Green
The activities of the fortnite club on floor 621 are currently suspended due to some (un)funny pranksters from floor 620 who thought it would be funny to cut the internet cables.
Bentley Williams
G-guys, what's behind that large metal door on the basement floor?
I've heard weird noises coming from it, but never seen it open.
Ian Perez
To be fair it was pretty funny hearing the screeching as the internet died
John Sanders
Who ever glued "Subscribe to Pewdiepie" posters, written in Comic Sans, all over the 4th floor hallway, please come clean up, it's not funny and you'll be getting kicked out if you do it again.
Jackson Cooper
>come join our funhouse club
>we have parties, art activites and many more
>club is one floor 'e' room 621
Hunter Miller
That's barneyfag containment room.
Just don't take any pony related stuff from the garbage dumps or he will break out and kill you.
Christopher Russell
>Guy making the journey
Good thing I am on floor 900, I can sell them overpriced refreshments and rake in the dough
Jordan Stewart
Floor 999, Room 999 resident here. Woke up to find a very confused Floor 666 resident trying to claw my door open, babbling about something rising from the lowest basement to cleanse us all, but needing the proper sacrifice to do it.
Obviously I hit him over the head then tossed him out into the central chasm, but I assume he means the laundromats on B100 are broken and someone needs to bribe the super to actually get them fixed AGAIN. Heading down to the ground floor now to find the lazy bastard.
Luke Parker
Uh guys the elevator stopped in between floor 12 and 14 and let me out somewhere weird
I wasn't gonna go in but I felt someone push me out of the elevator and it closed before I could see which faggot did it
There's just a whole lot of nothing except wireframe mountains, what do
Landon Stewart
We're gonna take your dreamcasts and sell them to /vr/ you fucking boomers.
Luis Williams
>More rats than people on my floor
>Keep getting into my apartment
>Eventually have an idea
>Find some stray cats and release them all over the floor
>Go! Kill!
>Few days pass
>Rat number doesn't seem to go down
>Notice bunch of the cats are missing
>See some with crusty cum stains on their lower backs
Uh oh...
Leo Cox
Guys you're alright. Don't go near floor 826 tomorrow.
Jose Stewart
It's not like they can make it through with all the crusty cum, rats and fungus children
Carter Ramirez
If you like cyberpunk, come to floor 903, you'll be among friends here! Oh and if neon and sealed up windows isn't your things, might wanna avoid floor 903.
Luke Powell
Uh oh.
Luke Cooper
Reminder that if it wasn't for floor 666 inhabitants we wouldn't have portals appearing randomly and dumping redditors in our building.
Dickheads.
John Wilson
Someone call Judge Dredd, Mommy Posters have taken over floor 700-1000
Aaron Long
>Go down in basement with friend for some spooky exploration
>Get to the septic tank area
>Dark
>Moist
>Smells fucking awful
>Suddenly hear muffled screams and banging coming from one of the tanks
Logan Mitchell
The doom dudes are on it. We were trying to open a portal to hell, mistakes happen okay.
Liam Fisher
Leo Green
I want to fuck that fish.
Caleb Barnes
bottom floor losers dont know the joy of pissing all the way down