*steal your dragon soul*

How is he a jobber? A daedric prince was unable to kill him in his own realm

>Try to escape out of the realm and become a God while you are at it
he probably would have succeeded too, I don't think mora could have stopped him alone

lol? they guy was a fucking pussy faggot bitch, when heroes came for him asking to help slay alduin he refused. Later he went on saying lol i could 1 v 1 him easy i just dont have the time lmao.

I didn't dislike Miraak but Harkon is a much villain

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yeah but i killed him easy so he's a jobber

>offers you to become a true vampire with limitless power
> it's complete shit and looks awful

vampires are gay anyway, much cooler to be the guy that kills them

>ah yes thank you for dropping this elder scroll in my lap
>you may have anything you wish
>naturally i can't imagine you would wish for anything but to be more like me
>...
>what do you mean you fucking don't
>g-get out

>join dawnguard to kill vampires
>come across vampire
>cant kill her
>cant take elder scroll
>takes you back to vamp daddy castle
>cannot attack them or use spells
>this is never explained
>forced to take vamp girl onto your team
>eventually kill vamp daddy
>still cannot kill vamp girl

Playing a paladin of Stendarr and purging the world is the best way to play.

Harkon is pretty lazy he just sits around waiting for auriels bow to come to him and his lackeys are useless. If he wanted the prophecy that bad he could have got it in the 2nd era by leaving his castle.

>becoming a bitch to molag bal
>not joining with azura and laying your thick dunmer pipe in her from dusk til dawn
ishygddt

>bring vamp girl to your fortress instead of home
>tell your leader
>leader tells you to do what she wants
>bring vamp girl home
>come back
>"What the fuck, player? Why did you do that?"

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>leader of faction was known for being an extremist, think ISIS levels of fanaticism
>bring vampire girl to them
>'huh guess shes fine' effectively

seriously bethesda doesnt get nearly enough shit for their writing than they deserve

I like the whole meta thing of the player being a god controlling the world, but that's pretty much it.

Ok

I already have two dozen and nothing to use them on, enjoy

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*puts ur soul into a ring of +10hp

Goddamnit I'm getting the urge to play again but I know I'll just spend an entire day installing the game + mods, play for an hour then uninstall.

>thinking good villain = good looking villain
Also, if that turned up in your house after you shitposted on here about vamps looking gay, you'd shit your pants lad.

You are beneath him as a threat and he has a sense of honour so as you saved his daughter you get to go

I assume the game stops you from killing them for lore reasons, like you wanna know why this vampire was trapped in a vault and even teh Dovakiin wouldn't take on a bunch of pure blood vampires alone so it halts you from starting shit. As for Serana towards teh end, it's cos she helps you.

I agree with this, I would have liked to face him a few times or at elast one of his boss leutenants like you face all of Kain's vamps in Soul Reaver as Kain is busy ruling shit.

its cos he is power hungry user, power hungry mortals (which he was) give up their souls for shit like that. It's called a character flaw. Don't thinl Azura offers immortality either.

The only excuse I have for this is that the ISIS dude whose name escapes me, Istan or some shit, is also a pragmatist and knows that she wouldn't turn up knocking without a reason. If I were in ISIS and some guy in a Syrian army uniform came up to my base and was waving a white flag and threw a walkie talkie over teh fence for me, I'd probably see what he wants too.

why not leave it installed user?

no i think he got butthurt i didnt want to be butt blood buddies

People who mass reply should be shot.

How hard did the Dragonborn cuck all of the daedra/aedra/whatever by promising them his soul?

Nocturnal got ultra-cucked in this case.

and people who one reply to their replies are newfags. There's no winning with 4chins. They all replied to me, so I replied to them, sorry if you didn't get one, did I leave you out? poor user

quite possibly, but for me that built on his arrogance. I mean, it is heavily suggest he let his wife and daughter get raped by Molag Bal for his powers, so he might be a bonkers megalomaniac.

DB is on Constantine levels of fuckery with the gods and demons all wanting a piece of him, but at least he has a cool display case to show for it.

Pretty sure they were used goods by the time he let molag bal at them

What the fuck was this guy's problem.

kek, I'd line up for some Serana desu

>Azura over Nocturnal
Trash

>neither of you picking Mephala, the most confused boner
GARBAGE

Purge the n'wahs.

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The Dragonborn canonically dabs on all the plebs who think they can claim his soul since he's a part of Akatosh's soul and thus cannot be taken by anyone but Akatosh.

>touches your beacon

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Over 2000 hours and I still don't really know the story behind Miraak or Harkon.
This game is an open world arcade RPG. In fact, it plays almost like a metroidvania. The quest lines are practically different scenes/stages with their own bosses and loot.
Replay value comes from creating different characters/limitations and completing certain quests at certain levels or other milestones.
Trying to enjoy the lore is an incredible disappointment.

Why do I always, without fail, go the vampire route? Or rather why wouldn't you? What point is there in life with aging and death if you have the option to escape that cycle? I may be a bad person for having to steal blood and deceive people but I mostly prey on bandits or troublemakers anyway, and I'd rather be an asshole than cease to exist. I suppose TES does have an afterlife system but the mortal plane just seems much more fun.

It always annoys me how the lore has crazy shit like 2 people fighting ends up geographically changing the world, yet in the games nothing like this is ever even shown. Miraak for example is an unimpressive bitch.

>Trying to enjoy the lore is an incredible disappointment.
of all the games to say that about

Even if you die the Last Dragonborn has promised his soul to numerous entitites and Deadric Lords so there's no telling wich ones gets it.

Go away Molag, I'm not falling for your shit.

*bugs out during your final battle and makes you load your previous save from an hour ago*

Vampire is always the best choice, but not for your gay reasons
>gargoyles
>an actually good absorb spell
>pulling and throwing man/merlets
>vampires are cool
>edgy death dogs
>cripple wings replace the need for horses
>necromage
>absorb-everything-katana
>getting raped by molag
>increase of reanimate level cap

>of all the games to say that about
Dragons attack so some guy shouts them away
A war happens so some guy ends it
Am I missing anything?

You take Miraak's soul when he dies he's worth 10+ dragon souls it doesn't go to Akatosh

I'd rather live a short life and end up in a nice afterlife than live a long one and end up possibly getting raped/tortured by Molag for the rest of time.

I once had him accidentally whirlwind-sprint himself off the stage, lel

>unable
lmao it's literally Herma-Mora that kills him, not you
he's just taking the opportunity to get a possible upgrade, see which fusrodahman is stronger

>looks awful
I still don't know what Bethesda was thinking with those pathetic baby wings.

>complete shit
Dude, what? It's busted as shit. That force choke power is insane.