In this thread, it's the future and all of Yea Forums now live in a 1000 floor apartment building.
What's happening in the Yea Forums block today?
Can the person in Room 65 Floor 738 stop screaming about wanting to fuck Midna? You're waking everybody up.
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This looks like a photo shop
Imagine falling of that haha
>south africa
Yikes, miss me with that feral nigger shit bro
Melee tournament on the roof of that little outcropping
Some of you guys are alright don't be on floor 400 tomorrow
Lads we all have to stop jerking off in unison into the big hole every night. flooding is becoming a factor
Fuck you sub 100 your opinion doesn't matter.
So I told floor 496 yesterday that they were fucking casuals and then they started to sperg out, fuck floor 496, casual faggots specially the guys from room 80.
that wasn't bird shit on my balcony?
Shut up filthy low floorer, we'll drown you in cum like we did all those below you.
Floor 900+ chads, where we at?
We need faster elevators.
I'm looking for someone with Net Terminal Genes.
This would honestly be pretty fun.
>tfw i'm stuck next to two traps and both of them want to fugg
help lads one of them is buying crates of .50 BMG
Anyone near Floor 300 wanna host a TF2 LAN party?
Did someone shoop an anime girl in the window? Top 1/5th of the photo, center, second row down. What the fuck
>tfw haven't been on the ground in over 5 months
if they ever close that shop on the 731st floor, I'll just die
The discord trannies lap it up all up. What the fuck are you talking about?
I wish this was real
What do you guys think is on the top floor?
Please don't spy on my wife.
despair
I heard it's Sean Murray kicking people all the way back to the ground
Can my neighbor at floor 300 apt 350 stop watching anime at such high volumes? Im trying to sleep
Apartament 400, please take your daki cover inside, i need to henshin and i will tear a hole through it otherwise.
>live beneath the ddr floor
Surprisingly, no
Why is this fucking building so full of faggots and traps, I just want a qt gf (female), preferably on floor 400.
Ace Combat bros we'll be having drone fights, floor doesn't matter. Also bonus points for taking out the Amazon prime drone.
>living beneath people who play Rock Band/Guitar Hero all night
Whats this then
You edge enough to live on floor 666 my dudes?
no fuck that place.
can't see shit from how everyone in it refuses to turn a light that's not a candle or a red bulb
some asswipe didn't use a VPN for his seedbox and now there's a judge lighting up the apt next door
stay safe anons
STOP SLINGSHOTTING FULL DIAPERS THROUGH MY FUCKING WINDOWS
>live underneath the fortnite floor
>can hear xxxtentacion and lil pump till 3 in the morning
>attacking the amazon drone again after what happened with the bulk box of lutefisk
who the fuck even orders lutefisk
God I wish that was me.
Nigger, just use a Hand of Glory.
Just get to a suicide before the jannies take care or it.
>attacks the amazon prime drone
>APP shows up and arrests you
yeah nah
>tfw got appointed as bossfight of floor 300 by section manager
>some fag with an anime shirt and laser sword called me a fuckhead, chopped my left arm off, and left without even beating me
>Yea Forums block
>total silence
>except for a few idiot zoomers acting like they're streamers on discord
Yall crazy, get better names for your wifi.
FOOLS I told you all to stop throwing your waste into the hole.
NOW YOU'VE ANGERED IT!!
catboys please quit responding to the ad, i was soliciting 18+ female nia cosplayers only
Stuck on the ground floor. My windows are blocked up with garbage, and there's sewage seeping in. The halls are patrolled by rat-people. I've been living off the mushrooms that grow down here for the last 6 months. And the only video game I have is Airzonk.
TIPPITY TOP QUALITY 1000th FLOOR CHADS WHERE WE AT
Elevators broken again. Get fucked top floor faggots.
>go to hell
guys i think the person living next to me is a girl, should i ask her out??
if i wanted to see someone kill himself i would just stay awake till 5 am and see at least 3 people fling themselves to the uncaring void people and waste go in but don't ever come back from.
again? for fucks sake it's been the third time this month.
forming a team for the crab bastard who's coming?
Mines "The Copacabandwidth"
no that's a real animu
Anybody else want to jump?
>girl
Do a flip, make my night.
>rat-people
Those are regular anons
Other than not being able to leave, the rain is lovely up here.
at least you get a wall
Fuck, I'm Pagliacci
TAKE ALL MY MONIES
Don't worry, the Google patented safety net is there to catch you to make sure you can work safely in the morning.
Nyx
>Ever leaving your comfy sky apartment
plebian
FBI Surveillance Van #62
Some fatlus is in the foyer screaming for a specific user to come fight him. He's got a ton of EDC shit hanging off him. i think he might pass out soon. ignore him or idk any ideas?
>tfw floor 420
So what was the fucking map of the place again? i don't want to cross though the fucking blackout that are floors 600-667 again.
the fuck is going on there anyways
well that's why we bring up enough supplies to last months and months
the less contact we have with the unwashed filthy plebeians of the lower floors the better
FUCK U HUMI NIGGAR
SKREEEEEEEE
THS RAT LEVL NOW
I'll stop screaming as soon as she stops being so sexy.
Going down a few floors to hang out with the UNIST people. Think they'll help me git gud?
Also can the owner of the apartment on floor 718 please take care of that smell?
You know damn well who you are
Are you guys okay there? that place has no running water, or even enough oxygen.
i stepped in once when the switcheroo happened and there was a guy dead on the ground from oxygen deprivation.
>IP when I sneeze
clever
>Floor 999
I don't see anymore stairs, I don't even think there is a 1000th floor, I'm been trying to dig through the ceiling for 4 years and it has cut severely into my vidya time
>there was a guy dead on the ground from oxygen deprivation.
God, I wish that was me.
>owner of the apartment on floor 718
That's one of the old thirty somethings up there we're pretty sure he died.
now i really gotta ask them out
>he doesn't know about the illusory wall
>tfw room 69 floor 420
I hit the big time
shit and piss, lots of it from some based faggot. say hi to the jannies when you get there.
>tfw room 420 floor 69
we are brothers, you and i
Would you want to actually live in an arcology?
>he hasn't traveled beneath the 463rd layer
I met this guy a little while back. He told me there's some neat shit to find the deeper you go.
Guys, please, if you're going to commit suicide, jump. Don't shoot yourself in the room and let your body stink up the whole floor, it really bothers the rest of us.
The skaven population down below could really use the meat.
>room 5
>floor 5
RAT-MAN PATROL ALPHA-3 REPORT-26
WE TAKEN FLOR 2 FROM THEM
STARTIN ATTACKIN FLOR 3
TEL YA HOW WE GET ON
We are in one user.
Alternatively, jump down the laundry chute. Always a fun little surprise for the guys on floor 1.
no fuck you, i'd rather try going down by rope with the risk of some edgelord trying to cut the rope while i'm going down than try and go through that literal shitshow again.
only if the walls are properly soundproofed.
what did he mean by this
Jesus how many rooms does each floor have
>high floor fags think they're hot shit
Laugh while you can but next time there's 9/11 you fags will be triple fukked
I would, if it was a Yea Forums one
i finally let the lady in the lobby sell me her overpriced mushroom stew and there was some shit in it, can't recommend
>living below floor 100
Fucking yikes.
You knew Russians do have samozbor universe, it is like Blame anime, but russian.
i dont know bro it just keeps going
Things you can say about a dystopian future but not your girlfriend.
Anyone care to come to floor 18? I have beer, pizza and 9 computers to play TF2, or maybe we could play smash or poker if you guys want
Gonna kill all the sony shills
Remember lads, subscribe to pewdiepie
STOP BANGING ON THE FUCKING WALL YOU ASS
>he can see the middle courtyard
how are you still alive?
I know what a dystopian future feels like
>laundry chute
More like the poop chute. I epoxied that thing closed
Count me in lad, I will bring the kozako
4 days ago i went to the garbage piles on the lower levels and i found a little toy of a cartoon horse, i picked it up because i thought i would be hilarious to use it as steed for my duke nukem action figure.
But since then i feel like some weird purple shadow is stalking me, anyone on floor 647 noticed something unusual?
Im kinda getting spooked.
Floor 3 here, in starting to hear some scraching noises from the walls, I think I'm gona ta
I'm ready to join just to get a decent meal.
Some slimy little Mexican tried to climb through mine, his giant fucking gut got caught and was babbling about 7 dollars or some shit, needed to use the rest of my vegetable oil to lube him up enough so I could push him back down.
Fuck it, I'll just do my own laundry.
>Be me
>Floor 3
>People flying by my windows and making thud noises when they hit the ground
>this happens at least once every single day
Can you guys stop killing yourselves, and if you do, use poison or something? The corpses take a day for the staff to clean up.
A lot more coloreds are in here than Im comfortable with.
yeah im in floor 3 ill head on up right n
Yeah i saw him too, then he blasted an hole long miles with his gun aganist some mirder robots and decided to run the fuck away from him and anyone related to him.
I will be living alongside it for the rest of my life.
RAT-MAN PATROL ALPHA-3 REPORT-27
WE R ON THA 3RD FLOR
ITS FLUDDED WIT FUKIN CUM
WHA THES HUMIS BEEN DOIN
is your room near the ventilation system? if it is sign me up for it
don't fucking do it. it's a tranny from /g/ Tower. he just knocks u out and puts random stuff in your butthole
it sucks
Yea Forums here. What do you guys even eat?
Floor 1 want to play some Mario Party?
I cook tofu stir fry on Wednesdays.
>Soya
Yeah yeah laugh it up
Post more brutalist architecture
Well, we eat onions as well.
I miss bacon.
Guys, I heard there is a group of little girls giving away Neil Young CDs on floor 372, I might go
dodged the dildo, thanks lad
Imagine playing loudnigra with a big speaker in there.
overflow gave me a room in the basement, i nab a cockroach from time to time, or mold from the faucet
I hear there is going to be beer too!
are the rumors that the highest floors have contact with aliens real
i just want to find a ayy husband
t. floor B2fag
I have 2 windows, the air flow is great
depends on what floor we're in, upper but not cloud levels here, outer ring.
it's calm enough here for delivery drones to actually deliver so i eat whatever groceries i want to.
Sound cool, I'm on my way to floor 372, maybe they also have beer.
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT, RAT SCUM
We summon the great ones every Tuesday, yes. Some of them may want to kill you though.
>got assigned to floor 421
I lost my sense of smell in high school and actually kinda like reggae so I guess it's not too bad.
Anons of floor 666 stop summoning demons please.
Kindly, floor 665 and 667
The collective cum of nearly a 100,000 anons collects at the bottom of the apartment where the nutrients feed the soil and allow the floor 1 trannies (with agricultural experience) to cultivate a variety of crops such as maize, wheat, and corn.
Floors 20-100 are arranged in such a way that alternating floors are used as whole poultry farms fed on the byproducts of our agricultural produce. Beef and pork are too time consuming and require resources unobtainable within the arcology to feed, and as such only privately funded anons are able to care for them.
In addition to this, the outer ring of the building's balconies are used to grow a wide variety of herbs and spices. Salt is also readily obtainable on the PS4 floor.
Based and social pilled. I'll be right down, once I fight through the rat men hell labyrinth. The cum tsunami just cam through, so it should only be another 5 minutes before another comes. I should make it, but if you hear screaming then don't bother.
FUCK YA HUMI WE ALWAY OUTLAS YA AN ALWAY WILL
There really should be a gondola for the higher floors so we don't have to see the peasants in the lobby
I'm at the top and I'm pissing down into your windows cucks
Guys, the fucking rats are trying to take floor 3. They're trying to break down my door.
Send as much help down here as you can.
>implying we can leave
Different user, floor 987. Are you the fuckers responsible for the naked octopus-face things that keep coming down here and staining the goddamn carpet? There's like, fifty different rituals going on every other night, it's getting hard to tell who's going what, and I'm about ready to call the landlord.
That fatlus in the floor 500 lobby passed out and shit himself btw. I got his nunchuks but the ratlads showed up all hungry so i just ran.
Dude tell me you washed it, it's probably covered in ponyfag cum.
>windows
outer ring right? it must be my lucky day then, put a red flag out the window, when i see it expect to see someone else joining the party.
not to mention any bones and rotting flesh flung over from floors 5-6 and 600-667
Why are floors 500~599 so boring? nothing interesting ever happens here.
SKREEEEEEEEEEEE
w-why?
It will be
in VR
If you come close to floor 21 the guys and I can lend you a hand, hope you can make it man
Why is floor 6 afraid of floor 7?
Floor 7 is full of cannibals. You should see what they did to floor 9.
>elevator breaks down
>highfloor cucks can't take the stairs to get in and out
>floor 621
this place is full of furries someone get me out of here
They've taken over floors 1 and 2, but for some reason the rats aren't going down to the basement floors. I can't tell if it's a treaty they've made or something else is keeping them out, but if you can make it down here you'll be safe.
Plus, the internet connection is a little better, somehow.
>Salt is also readily obtainable on the PS4 floor
what's truly out there, bros?
Hey, floor 1000 here. Would anyone like to play some Pong?
>Gondolas
>Just fill the center with water with a center of giant aquarium that you can look out of your room into.
C O M F Y
If I have to drag you down into the, god preserve me for speaking of it, first floor then so be it. Over my dead body will you continue to hold the third floor.
Way to fuck up, Carlos.
Guys! I found an opening on floor 55 that leads to the outside world. The drop is steep but I think I can make it down at least 30 meters using the bedsheets and break my fall using some slinkies I found.
I'm making it out of here and never coming back. If any of you want to join me I suggest you get here before the jannies close it up.
I'm out of here.
The sooner this little bastard tells me how to fix this save state bug, the sooner your faucets stop running blood.
Or do you have a better suggestion for tech support?
Yeah, no prob, in the way if you see No.455289329anon, join him, he's coming too
>They've taken over floors 1 and 2,
Bullshit, not even the ratmen want to eat the trannies that inhabit that hellhole.
Get drown in cum, cunt!
>only furries
Lucky motherfucker. Floor 804 has a bunch of immigrant motherfuckers from /trash/. Pretty sure most of them are vorefags. Every single one of the public toilets up here is broken and they keep leaving fucking barbeque sauce outside my door.
>rain
your showing that you live on the lower floors retard. anyone who lives up on 1000 knows it doesn't rain up here, we are higher than the clouds. enjoy your dirt lower floor faggot.
I'm pretty sure the trannies killed themselves, like, months ago.
Either that, or the ratmen just ignore them and take over the rooms without them.
This. You’ll all give up on social after a few months. College dorm “gaimers” used to meet once a week for bad movie night and now they don’t even see each other anymore.
Peace and quiet.
Not video-games.
Anyone want to come to my room and listen to sad music?
I need some company. I can't handle life anymore. Not after Zone of the Enders 3 was cancelled.
Shitty regular houses, some of them are even fancy, fucking normalfag retards and their fancy spacious houses, I rather root in my fucking commieblock along with those fucking retards from floor 439 that don't fucking stop screaming at each other.
Tell me about the basement floors
floor 808 here, they're here too
i swear to fucking god there was a fucking purple fish trying to barge down my door the other day
Got it. Anyone else on floor 3 willing to gear up and fight some vermin? I'm not letting those assholes turn me into a sex slave or whatever they do to anons.
that hits home, damn
>Floor 666
Whatever, fuck it
>Linkin Park at high volume all day
>Every single room red and black
>Probably unironically Satanist live there
>Tonight the floor will do a marathon of pic related
Dare I say it... Floor 666, home?
SO MUCH THIS.
A week ago some red motherfucker from floor 666 blasted trough the floor while screaming SWORDTRICKSWORDGUNSLINGERROYALGUNSWORD, he even ran away without saiyng sorry for the broken floor or the piles of demon guts he left in my room.
Asshole.
>tfw live on floor 665
>hear goats screaming and loud banging from above
fine, dude say if you're outer or inner ring so i can give you a lift.
i hear you're a racist now room #88
They're nice, aside from the bugs. Mostly worms, a couple spiders.
Rumor has it that the bugs on the floors floors below B200 evolved into People-sized things, but apparently they make good tenants, so nobody really minds. Might just be bug propaganda though. I know I saw a golem walking around once on B102.
I've heard that the only way to get down there is to break through the compacted cum layer at the bottom of 1.
Not all of the jumpers are suicides, some are explorers.
I don't think they exist, personally.
Guys, apparently there's a girl somewhere on floor 406!
This time it's not a trap, I swear!
shhhhh it's the only peace I get
I was at ground level the other day cleaning up cum as part of my uncompensated janitorial work and I heard banging from the cellar doors, what's going on down there
Rat scientist here.
Unlike my ahem, lets say uncultured brethren I have remained fairly human in my mannerisms.
You humans are fools, spraying your cum into this hole has only made my people stronger. The nutrients allow our young to become much stronger by the day.
Your days are numbered humans, enjoy them while you can.
floor 526 doesn't exist. Don't fall for their lies lea
ratbois all up in that shit past sub basement 9. sub levels above that are garbage
guys is it me or theres a plane flying too close to here
>“Will never shed last layer to attain intimacy”.
Jokes on you, penispube. Gatebox is coming in English.
basementfag here, its dark, cramped, and i only get protein from insects. the guy next to me bangs his head against my wall and crys himself to sleep every night. i think the other guy next to me is dead, i havent heard anything from him. my candles about to go out and we havent had a ration supply in over a month
Yeah who do you think i am? Some degenerate fron floor 34?
On my way
You people look like ants from up here.
Fat slovenly ants.
>the walmart on floor 999 is having a luchador day
>that thing in room 13 on hell floor who literally screams at the top of it's lungs 24/7
>floor 777 is just blinding light and the only game they play is bible adventures
when is that elevator gonna get fixed?
OH SHIT OH FUCK FLOOR 996 IS NO MORE
>10,000 feet up
>Doesn't understand how most clouds work
Continue hanging out in the garbage below
This is a ripoff of r9k apartments.
I have multiple socks that have crusted themselves into weapons that could shatter the finest materials in the world, but you would have to give up your dignity to use them. I ask user, do you fight the dirty rat men hordes, or are you afraid to grip a sock with the force of a thousand cums? Together we can wield this power and end the Blight together.
Rat orgies.
Why the fuck is floor 404 empty?
what happened to america
What the fuck, I on floor 667, went out because I heard something about motivation and get fucking pissed. Not cool man
Abandon all hope he who adventures past the floor number one.
beyond the crusty layer of the white floor there's an entire network of rooms with odd undecipherable numbers, the place falls down into pieces without rhyme or reason, all filled with ghastly figures that utter an archaic, long lost language.
...or as they call it the "originalfags lair"
>tfw floor 13
Please get me the fuck out of here. It reeks so fucking bad, the flooding does not stop, and the screaming becomes louder every night and I'm afraid to look at my window
I fear that soon I maaaaaaaaaaewwwwwwt wyrtetyvdbuifglotikmyujtnyrateaedgdzggfmxhcj,hklñgip{o´}p
fake, i live at floor 777 and we held a super noahs ark 3d lan party last night
ACTIVE SHOOTER ON FLOOR 468, SOMEONE CALL THE MODS
...We have a Wal-Mart?
Guys, I went to the public pool on floor 132 and saw this cheeky fucker. He can talk, and he keeps trying to get me to jump in.
Is this one of your roomates or something? He's got a card with him.
Anyone want to go treasure hunting/creature killing to the garden around the Yea Forums building?
I'll fight when people above us stop jumping down.
Steaks and anchovies toasted soldiers. Got the recipes from Gordon Ramsey.
WHO THE FUCK UNBARRICADED IT? GET OUT OF THERE NOW
>mfw i'm on floor 800 and clog my toilet, ruining plumbing for everyone below me
Faggot, these threads have been happening since before /r9k/ was a thing.
DON'T LISTEN TO HIS LIES, I VENTURED DOWN TO FLOOR -20 IT'S FILLED WITH CUNNYPOSTERS AND LOLIS STAY THE FUCK OUT I REPEAT STAY OUT.
scp 106 contained successfully
Just dropped my ant farm on floor 328, might want to steer clear. If you find any, please don't crush them. They are highly intelligent.
i wouldnt go outside guys, the 2nd civil war is at full swing out there. took this pic from my window
I DIDNT DO SHIT I JUST SAW IT WAS EMPTY
FUCK
floor 888 here.
do any other repeating digit floors have issues with hearing people walking the halls constantly muttering "check em"?
Nah I rather argue with the faggots from my floor like each night, we are starting to enjoy getting mad at each other.
FUCK, you can't just go there user!
I think we've always been Hicks putting on airs.
ngl this has way better worldbuilding than any /tg/ worldbuilding threads
Ignore it and just stay focused on mopping up all the cum, janny. Those cellars are being used as containment for all the game journalists.The social hierarchy of this apartment complex is tenuous enough without them running amok.
wait, does that mean....
guys for the love of god GET AWAY FROM FLOOR 372, THERE'S BEEN A LOLI OUTBREAK.
I REPEAT THERE'S BEEN A LOLI OUTBREAK
That's literally only floors B20-40 you stupid fuck. Why do you think the elevators have the warning sign?
877 here. Anyone wanna come over and LAN? We can order pizza from this nice place I know on 613 and I've got some shitty kung-fu movies to watch. Don't let the shitties on 300 and under know. I just got the carpets cleaned.
Only when I'm TRYING TO SLEEP.
Fortunately(?) that doesn't happen often.
>I've been found out
>not banging all the qt traps living in floor 69
never gonna make it
You faggots better stay away from Room 237, if you know what's good for you...
MOR OF YA RUUMS FALL TA THA RATS HUMIS FLOR THRE AINT GONA LAS MUCH LONGA
THA TIME OF THA RATS HAS COME
Has anyone ever been up on the roof? Whats up there?
RUN YOU IDIOT THEYVE ALREADY SEEN YOU
you get used to it
Fella, I have done a lot of things I am ashamed of, and using your crusty socks would not even be in the top 5 of that list.
Some asshole pranked me with a dragon dildo a year ago, so we can use that as a club. Anyone else got some weapons down here in this shithole?
All the repeating digit floors have those guys. Just don't engage them. It's some memetic bullshit, they're not real people. If you fuck with them then they scream at you and you end up waking up a floor above or below. Spooky as shit the first time, a pain in the ass the next twenty.
I love rock CDs!
Come over to floor 733, we've got a new pool!
>still going to floor 69
>not knowing you can go to literally any floor except 669 and 869 and get better traps.
Everyone is stoned as hell in floor 420.
Fucking potheads.
Hey guys so a little bird told me someone on floor 433 said they are hosting an orgy. Should I go?
hey guys i talked to the fish and he says its alrite you should all come to the pool thanks :)
Up on the what now?
I'm from 666, can I join user?
I say we claim floor 404 for Yea Forums.
YE GO IS ORGY, NOT RAT TRAP
1 (one) singular chair, is attacked to the floor, you can sit on it but get uncomfortable very fast.
You motherfuckers need to stop cumming onto my fucking window. This is the seventh time I had to clean this shit. I'm gonna chop your nuts off if I find out who it is.
Stay out.
It does not involve you.
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>On floor 627
>playing death grips as loud as possible
>constant angry banging from both neighbors, the room below me, and the room above me
>security trying to get in but the door is barricaded
Stay fucking mad
>tfw can't tell if it's the Russian separatists or the dixie fags free wheeling around in their tank outside my window tonight.
I yelled "SLAVES RULE!" but I'm pretty sure they thought I said "Slavs" and I can't tell what they are yelling back.
Who's apartment is that anyway?
holy shit glad I never interacted with them, what happens if you do that on floor 666? surely with all the demons and shit around it can't be good
Don't its horrible. Everything vanish in there.
Leave your silver daggers by the door and don't draw any chalk or blood circles without asking first.
>basement delving on floors B100-B120
>out of ten delvers that came with me, only two have survived
>two of our numbers were seduced by trannies on the first floor, never even made it to the basement before they started sucking cock
>one slipped on semen and fell all the way to the bottom of the basement, we heard his voice crying out for thirty seconds before it dissipated, he never hit the bottom
>upon reaching B75 we discovered a huge and expansive forest composed entirely of fungi and lifeforms resembling bipedal rodents standing nearly four feet tall riding on mammoth capybara armed with rudimentary matchlocks and controller nunchucks
>one was shot before we had the chance to react, one more hit by n64 controller bolas and fell to the ground and was dragged off in seconds.
>We just barely made it to the stairwell, one more gave his life to hold them off as we raced through nearly twenty floors
>We found ourselves at the shores of a sort of cavern river fed by the sewage and cum droppings of the first floor
>there we discovered a race of fish people that revered bloodborne as a historic account of their people's origins
>surprisingly, they welcomed us to join them in reverence of their gods. We're recovering with them while thinking of ways to cross this gargantuan river.
>The fishmen warn us of mutant alligators spanning the length of an entire Xbox, we can't go so easily
on my way
Nice! See you in five!
>that loud /pol/fag who got evicted from Floor 14 Room 88 recently is already back
>he's in Floor 13 Room 50 for some reason
Only if you can fucking behave. Last time some of you faggots came over you covered everything in smeared black makeup and scratched edgy shit into all my doors.
>bought a dozen tarantula hawks a few months ago
>bred the fuck out of them
>now have six dozen
>release them a few floors below me
have fun down there
Kek. Now clean even more!
This thread reminds of that very VERY poorly/bad cartoon, Wayside, were the whole school is a fucking mess.
I stopped cleaning it ages ago, now my room is like permanent night time. Well, I wouldn't have it any other way.
remember the protective measure, never accept any blindfolding and for the love of god take a shower first if you plan on going.
Let out your best Yee-Haw and then you'll be able to tell.
If they return it with interest, it's dixie.
If they fire mosin nagants at you, it's still probably dixie, but it might be russians that time.
Guys...
I barricated my door and the thing is oudsaued isa fe FUCK YOU YOU DEGENERATE BARNEYFAG DIEDIEDIE
Depends on what summoning bullshit the faggots on 666 are doing at the time. Usually it's the normal shit, but I've heard of some people waking up with demon horns or a tail or with a super fucked up scar. There was also the one time where the dude woke up spooning with some fuckhuge burning minotaur thing, had to file a metric fuckton of paperwork for that.
t. frontdeskfag living on 208
Recently out of curiosity, I decided to take a trip to floor one.
Jesus christ, how do you people live in these goddamn conditions?
no 20yo can possibly have accumulated the life experiences necessary to call themselves a sad clown. stop feeling sorry for yourself, you sack of shit
No, it's just china.
>mfw I step out into the courtyard
How did you survive the rats?
I will bring a lot of pizza, how does that sound?
guys i rly think you shuld all go to the pool the water is very nice :)
It was a book first you literal zoomer
>going to floor 1
>for any reason at all.
that place is literal trannyhell, no one goes there unless they are dead, falling to their deaths, thrown to their deaths or just going for some veggies.
[muffled little girls laughter]
AAAAAHHH H-HELP THEY ARE RAPING ME!!!!! THERE ARE NOT ROCK CDs IN HERE!!!!! OH NO!! DON'T BRING THAT ANY CLOSER AAAA-
[squeaky toy sounds]
Hey boys and gals, there's a special discount for death metals for reaching floor 777.
See you there!
Fucking rats get drowned by cum
FLOR WUN LIVER HERE NO RATS IS SAFE COME FLOR WUN GOODGOOD FRIENDS MANY FRIENDS DOWN ON FLOR WUN LOTS OF FUNFUN HERE COME SAFE
>floor 834 catches fire again
the fuck are they even doing up there? shit caught fire 4 times in the past month
This thread reminds me of that one thread about a fallout vault that was like 1000 rooms that rotated every month or so. Led to a lot of interesting writefag material. Anyone know what I mean? Does anyone still have the screencaps? It made for a very good read
IT BE QUIT ESY TO SURVIV THA RATS HUMI, COM DOWN AN WEL SHOW YA
>virgins on the lower floors have gained supernatural powers after surpassing their 30th birthdays
>they're practising occult rituals to animate all the semen that's pooled at the bottom into a giant cum behemoth
If we're to stop this menace from manifesting, then the only options are to mandate a complex-wide period of complete abstinence or to find an adequate stockpile of onaholes; one for at least every 10 residents.
will things get crazy after the pizza?
South Africa, it's the Ponte City Apartments (or Vodacom Tower) in Johannesburg
Fine, but I swear to god if that pizza comes to life or has like demon pepperoni or someshit I'm tossing you out the window.
Fuck off vermin.
you gotta dress properly for the cum rain
d-did you guys hear something?
Can't you see that no one wishes to go on. It's time we allow them to summon the great one and let him feast on our souls.
sounds like /d/egenerates would get a kick out of that
Would look better in purple and green stripes desu
It will be smokin sexy style!
Hey floor 871 here. We have a real problem. Some asshole made our floor into an exact replica of Rain World. We don't know how it's possible, but we are now being hunted by scavs. We huddle together for warmth and every night our room floods. Send spears and pearls please.
Was it that bad?
Don't fall for this anons bullshit. He is just trying to trick you into sucking all the dicks on his friends floor.
shit man you didn't even need to say anything else.
where you living if the cum rain is still a thing, the innermost ring or something?
just let the upper floor old ones and floor 666 demons fight over it. Maybe the aliens will join if the rat men tame the cum golem
didn't living in the lower floors become a serious problem because people would not stop dumping their garbage?
GUYS DON'T SWIM IN THE POOLS
THERE'S AN ENTIRE FUCKING NETWORK OF FISH PEOPLE USING THE POOLS AS HUNTING GROUNDS THERE'S FUCKING TUBES AND HIDDEN FLOORS AND EVERYTHING
ONE OF THEM TOOK MY FUCKING GODDAMN TOWELS
I can see my apartment from here
Hey, floor 529 room 78? It's me, floor 530 room 78, I clogged my shitter again and it's overflowing pretty badly, you are going to get a lot of drippage like last time, I'm so sorry.
I, for one, do not wish for my demise to be at the hands of a titanic seminal monstrosity. I'd sooner throw myself from a window and plunge to my death.
>MiA: Yea Forums edition
holy fuck, this is gold
>floor 444
>room 44
what did I do to deserve this
when was that photo taken? is impossible to take a photo that clear with the white rain going on
HOW DAT INTANET ON DA FLOR 3 HUMI
SKREEEE
>Not wearing a full hazmat suit.
Go big or go home.
SOUNDS LIKE SMART PLAN DO THIS AVOID CUM MONSTER JUMP DOWN TO BOTUM AND GET AWAY MAYBE YOU LIVE AND HAVE GOOD TIME WITH FRIENDS DOWN HERE WE SAFESAFE
>LIVING ABOVE GROUND
WHO /BASEMENT/ HERE?
I'll sign up for it if i don't have to pay for the first onahole.
just throw a ragdoll and fill with punji sticks the moving bits you see
loll that sewer gas is fucking you fags up. go get some fucking air or just stop living down there you drooling sublet
what floor do pikbros hang out on? if its undecided im claiming floor four, for the game we will never see
Are the iterators there
wtf, they made something other than books?
Goddammit user
I heard there was supposed to be visits from Yea Forums and /g/ emissaries, did they ever make it? or did the rats get them first? i just want to know if there's still others left out there
I was there once
I saw Hiroshimoot and his huge money pool, don't tell the mods
Update: I have successfully managed to fend off the rat breaking down my door by beating it to death with a bad dragon.
Anybody else on floor 3, get the fuck off this floor.
We need to make a defensive safe zone area on floor 5 and gather as many weapons as possible. These fuckers are going to come at us with everything they got.
Can all you fuckers on floor 69 please stop laughing every night?
are you guys all half man half rat plumbers down there?
Anyone got any verification on ? I was right about to go swimming in the new pool on 733.
enjoy sucking the rusty drainage pipes for moisture and eating worms for sustenance you fucking poorfag
Floor 101 here. Ask me anything.
>can hear everybody talking around me but nobody is actually outside or doing anything
can you schizos SHUT THE FUCK UP
outer or inner ring?
Dick size?
A ubergrumpinfuhrereheististandt or some shit came from /pol/ with an entire armed division, but I don't think the guys from Yea Forums made it through the rat king.
>floor 1000 gets some fish maybe a dolphin/shark
>floor 500 gets a whale
>floor 1 gets the abominations that live in the midnight zone
>tfw I'm floor 4
Floors 421, 422, and 423 please make sure that's smoke from an actual fire before calling the fire department.
YES COM TO 5 WE LIKE GUESTS AND WANT HAVE FUNFUN PARTY WITH NEW FRIEND
Question for basementfags: So are the rumors of frog people down in B308 true, or is it just elaborate Pepe posting?
I heard they look kinda like those gamma fuckers from Resident Evil.
They are harmless just don't steal any of their legal papers or you might end up in a pricey legal battle
Inner, those cum stains on window are hard to clean.
1.01 inch
I heard the rumours that if you utter any "problematic" words around a subterranean game journalist, they'll be driven into an enraged frenzy and proceed to rip you apart. Can you confirm this?
meant for
I'm going on a journey to floor 985, lads, who wants to join me?
I heard there is some god gamer who beat Dark Souls 3 ON STREAM up there.
I've been trapped in the staircase for three days and all the fucking doors I've checked are locked. This isn't funny anymore guys let me back in.
they ATE NINE
Hey, I'm floor 13 room 13, wanna switch?
Rreminder ALL fags above floor 500 are MANLETS trying to compensate
yeah they r totally harmless and absolutely welcoming to new people :)
Just eat the rat people to survive.
the guy who lost to pinwheel on stream? why bother making the journey?
PSA: You're supposed to meet the pizza guy at ground floor. Don't make him come up to you. They keep getting lost or vanishing and their employers are getting pissed.
And for fuck's sake wear clean normal clothes when you come down to pay them. Wear clothes PERIOD. Otherwise eventually theyre just not gonna deliver here you slovenly fucks.
Fuck that guy man, don't you know he is working with the fucking rats!?
I can't handle this anymore. I've been on the steps to floor 6 all day fending off the rats but they just keep coming. Someone threw an Xbox at them yesterday but now they're using it as a barracks.
oh, you are one of the unlucky bastards who lives on the innermost area don't you? the ones where the cum rain hits the hardest right?
how do you even go outside without getting bukkaked?
Theres this guy named Barry at floor 948 who screams that kingdom hearts fans wants to ruin the reputation of his favourite final fantasy, he looks like a psycho on the verge of a mass shooting and recently he's bragging about dmcfags too.
He also invited the floor for a lan party set for tomorrow.
What should i do guys?
Don't open your closet. I'm sleeping in there.
I hear he's actually a rat himself.
A giant one.
Makes all the rules, or so I've heard.
БЛЯДЬ TAM BEЧEPИHКA (нeт чepных людeй)
ROOM # 58 FLOOR 654
Floor 400~499 master race.
>What should i do guys?
Rape him gently.
Lol homo
can't we just sent a drone to pick it up? floor 100 is cramped enough.
i'm sure they really meant it with the "fuck off we're full" sign the last time
user, i haven't had clean clothes for months. i have no running water anymore
>floor 63 is full of degenerate cross dressers and trannies
help
Simply pic related
WTF did I do!? I didnt do shit
fuck off my floor
BIGRAT JUST RUMOR. NOT REAL. NO TALK ABOUT BIGRAT. LIES BY UPTALLS MADE TO SCARE. BIGRAT JUST STORY NO SUCH THING. COME DOWN TO FLOR WUN WE SHOW YOU PROOF
Floor 1000 here
How do I make life worse for everybody?
Do we even have laundry facilities? I've never fucking seen any and I've been to sixteen different floors.
Floor 731 here. There's something in the hallway. It's neither human nor rat.
>let slavs in the building
>floor 457 became a spetsnaz training ground
I believe it. I'm headed down now, I ain't no pussy.
I'll be watching for you, user. Maybe the cum will break your fall.
You know what happened with the drone and that poor Papa John's driver's eye last month. Works in theory but not in practice.
Use the toilet gel like everyone else does. It's not even that toxic unless you're old or really young.
Only one way to find out.
What does it look like outside, user? have you found the front door yet?
FLOOR 456 BELONG TO SRBIJA
Has anyone seen my cat?
oh sorry neighbor, i just let my dog out
i think its a dog
im blind though so it could be a dog
>tfw live on floor 333
>have to deal with people yelling "CHECK EM" every fucking hour
>people obsessed with get posts
>despite this they larp a new game every week
>this week is space station 13
>I have to be the clown
FUCK I HATE THIS FUCKING FLOOR
YESYES COME. WE SHOW. YOU LIKE PROOF. VERY GOOD PROOF. FLOR WUN IS FRIENDLY FLOR FOR GOOD FRIENDS. COME DOWN.
yo, my room doesn't have a window. Is the crab monster that lives in the center hole real?
Can anybody convince them to take on the rats? They've already taken over the 3rd floor, I'm trying to sneak to the stairwell.
I can see it now. My ANNOUNCEMENT threads annoy my neighbors as they hear me shouting into the microphone every other night.
They don't get invited to Eggchannel.
Rat Scientist here again, just calling in to show you stupid humans my newest invention. I have managed to turn human cum into a energy source, however this is not the only thing. It turns out that by using crystallised cum instead of glass I have managed to create some of the first effective laser weapons. Your disgusting tendencies have brought your end. Expect a lot more losses soon humans.
I'm frugal but at least I'm fucking happy bitch. Also I don't have to worry about getting drunk one night and falling to my death like a retard.
We eat those people btw
Guys I think there is another Balkan war brewing from floor 460-482
There were some near 404 but they got walled off too. I hear they might be open now, someone should check.
floor 5 (might be destroyed by rat men already), 23, 38, 42, 56, 68, 69 (very busy don't bother) 77, 80, 99, 100-110, 118,124, 137, 145, 154 ,160, 177, 189, 199, 200.
ask for directions, it's not that hard.
oh that was a fluke and you know it.
all the other beta tests were succesful but one maniac just kept trying to take the kid's hat and didn't know how to control the stupid thing
I think I see some resident from floor 666 carry a cat. Not sure if it yours
Do we have an advice page for the hazards in this shithole yet?
Here's what I've got so far, might want to print these out and put them in the elevators or something:
Ratmen
>Recc. Action: Avoid if possible, act friendly, give any food on hand if needed
Dub/Trip-Ghosts
>Recc. Action: Ignore
Fishmen(?)
>Recc. Action: Stay out of the pools
Lolis
>Recc. Action: Do not get in the van, do not follow, call the nearest oujo
if your cat was around floors 700-799, then i think my dog ate him
Someone dug a hole from 31 to 20 and dropped a ladder, so try to make it to room 352 if you can.
I turned her into a catgirl.
You'd have heard him by now wouldn't you?
Crab monsters aren't real we're just a myth
SELLING RAT FURSUITS, PERFECT FOR DISGUISE NO RAT WILL NOTICE YOU WHE YOU TRY TO GET OUT OF THE BUILDING
ACCEPTING AS A PAYMENT STEAM KEYS ONLY, PRICE CAN BE DISCUSSED IN PRIVATE.
I saw a cat carrying 3 rats in his mouth like a day ago. Floor 487, section G, must have carried them all the way from the bottom section.
this is it, im really gonna kys myself
Moe
Reminder: Tripfagging is a criminal offence. All tripfags are to be sentenced to incarceration within the subterranean floors with the rat-men and game journalists. You have been warned.
have you tried busting the back or side walls for a non bukkake exit or are you in the middle with the only way out being the front?
>admitting to being a vorefag
Gross.
How many vorefags are down there, anyways? I keep ordering pizza but apparently pizza boys keep fucking disappearing when they come here.
Are you sure you don't want to play pong? It's a lot of fun!
DO NOT TAKE UP THE SUITS TURN YOU INTO RATMEN WHEN WORN, IT'S SOME FUCKING SYMBIOTE SHIT
We have stores? Wait, children live here?
HIDE RATBOI THREADS
IGNORE RATBOI POSTS
DO NOT REPLY TO RATBOI POSTERS
I wish this could be true. I would love to have a friend before my death
Floor 620 here. Instead of eating the moss and mildew, use it as bird bait. All you need is a waterbottle and some wire and now you can get fresh meat without having to take the elevator
Can the two autists on floor 666 stop hitting people with dildos while yelling "TRICKSWORDTRICKGUNROYALSWORDTRICK" and "PREPARE TO DIE SCUM"?
I can't leave my room without beimg assaulted
>not living in the casino floor 777
you are never going to make it gentlemens
>go through door you think leads to your apartment
>see this instead
>room goes quiet
>hear an agressive 'hear Чeгo, блять?"
what do
I don't want to ruin any wall in my room. I heard some news about some rats trying to invade this shithole and they already reached floor 3.
SKREEEEE
How do you know?
sign my petition to have everyone on floor 300 executed
You basement spelunkers are fucking stupid. I heard someone tried to crawl through a tunnel in the dried cum wall, got folded in half, and starved to death. Just play vidya, you fucking overachievers.
Yeah, instead you must worry about cave ins due to cum leakage, rogue ratmen, old trannies, indie developers, no running water, electricity, gas or even a way to get food.
>eating anything that falls from below floor one.
fucking disgusting.
Yeah? What are you going to do about it faggot?
Can confirm. They were taking anons as slaves. I think they're turning it into a sex dungeon or some shit.
Stay away from the 3rd floor.
Just find bananium and you're good to go.
Based shanoa poster.
No way you freakin pinko.
YO! HEY! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME!?
CAN SOMEBODY SHARE SOME SALT!?
IM FROM FLOOR 798 ROOM 52 AND IM COMPLETLY BLIND WITH MY DOG
HERES A PIC OF HIM! HOW CUTE!
hey user can you let me into your room? i may be a mouse but i promis i wont do anything tehe
What a fucking horrifyibg future, it’s like that crime city on china that was used in shenmue but a 1000 times worse
Lads, have you ever heard of the legend of floor populated entirely of women? Some say that men who venture to this floor are never seen again.
But the again legends are legends.
>betting on the hiro casino
>ever making it.
you are better off throwing your money out the window if you're outer ring or into the balcony if you're inner ring.
if you're middle ring i dunno.
you are over 97 floors above them, the regular flash floods in the lower levels will wipe them out before you even see one
Dogs don't have six legs
Is this your cat?
Women don't exist you tard.
Guys what the fuck are they doing on Floor 7? It's ALWAYS "under construction" and I can't find a way to get to Floor 1 so I can leave. Has anyone ever left here?
I've released a hostile pack of penquins onto the rats.
Don't know what will happen but I'm hoping they kill each other.
Look out the south facing windows bros I think the /pol/ compound is on fire again. I'd take a pic but yeah too lazy lolll
>or even a way to get food
the pigeon farmer's guild will make deliveries anywhere in the building, but the only currency they take is gay sex.
user, as your land lord I must ask that you immediately stop hoarding bottles filled with urine in your room and leaving left over food scraps everywhere
Real talk, what was the design philosophy behind this fucking monstrosity?
RAT-MAN PATROL ALPHA-3 REPORT-28
FLOR THRE IS TAKIN, STARTIN BIG ATAK ON FLOR FOR
MOR HUMI FOR THA DUNGON
Impress them with my immense HoMM 3 knowledge
Floor -1000 here.
Ask.
GODDAMNIT MY NEIGHBOR NOCLIPPED THROUGH THE CORNER OF MY KITCHEN AND TOOK MY LEFTOVER MAC N CHEESE AGAIN
then what the fuck was in my room?
HEY LADS WHO /FLOOR911/ HERE
STAY BASED & REDPILLED
If you live near one of the lower floors he probably got caught in my deadfall trap and ate.
that's floor 669, and it's not filled with women, it's filled with monstergirls...and traps.
the best traps but still traps.
Let's just see how funny you'll find it once you've been thrown down there with those hideous abominations, trippy.
Fake.
Nobody is able to live this happy of a life.
Is it true Moot lives on -1001?
Pizza delivery guy here, I am never coming back to this shithole again. Not only is it a pain in the ass to find the place in my 20 year old Mazda, the front door is like...almost 90% garbage. When I went in, I saw what looked like a human in a coat, but it turned out to be the biggest fucking rat I've ever seen. I think it smelled the pizza and it lunged at me. Thankfully I had a taser, but as soon as I fried the fucker like a dozen more came out and ate his corpse.
I ran as fast as I could through what I hope to GOD is just murky rainwater, went up about 25 flights of stairs to the first working elevator I could find (it only went up to floor 100, by the way) and then hoofed it AGAIN up another 30 flights, took a second elevator up to like...I wanna say floor 180 (the delivery said the place was on floor fucking 604, holy shit what is wrong with this place?) and as soon as I hit 222 some asshole screamed in my face about checking something.
Eventually got to the room the dude reeked and I'm pretty sure he might've been on drugs or something, because he just stood there and stared for like a solid minute before he remembered he had to pay me. Gave me my money, (no tip of course) and slammed the door in my face. The trip back down was worse and I had to taze another two rat things to get out unscathed. Fuck you guys and fuck your tower.
Jesus how horrifying
thanks for the mac and cheese faggot
Floor 3 has fallen completely.
Anyone mind if I crash with them for a few days until we can drive all those rats out?
How many humans are even down there? I heard it's all monsters and golems/robots below B800, kinda like how everything above 900 is either aliens, alien fuckers, or alien cultists.
>fucking a tranny.
god damn just off yourself if you ever had to scoop so low.
how are you still alive?
>accidentally go into floor 1000
>this faggot starts screaming "re poo ken"
Floor 374 is temporarily locked. I repeat, Floor 374 is temporarily locked. Do not attempt to enter Floor 374. All is Safe. Do not look anyone in the eyes saying they came from Floor 374. All is Safe. Do not look away from anyone saying they came from Floor 374. All is Safe. Do not look directly at Floor 374.
I'd suggest you visit the salt mines on the Sony or Nintendo floor.
...how much you asking for that cat?
What's it like on the outside? Some of us were born here.
Dude, you're lucky as shit. The 600s have a bunch of vorefags. You could've been fucking eaten.
hey guys ive seen these guys walk around the building earlier and leave some bags behind by the pillars. OH GOD WHAT THE FU--
What is that fish and is there more?
His location is classified
Enough
user NO
sure, can you run +700 floors to where i am.
my neighbor got defenestrated and the room is vacant.
Guys, guys listen
What if, if
The rats aren't just trying to conquer us, but
Get this
They're running from something even more horrifying, something that's rising from the very depths of the earth?
You need to use the outside ladders in the window between room 34 and 35.
>the sounds of 998 floors screeching while they dilate in the distance
I think I want to move guys
TASTY BIRDBIRDS SEND MOR PLES. NO RATS HERE. SEND BIRDS THEY GOOD. MUCH CRUNCHCRUNCH BIRDS YUM PLES. MORE FRIEND
That's the problem. I still heard news about them invading and literally shitposting
I can let you in my room in 52 from Floor 798
Im blind and I live with my dog
I think its a dog...
I've never seen a dog so I'm just guessing
Can anyone confirm the nano cloud jannie from 404 woke up and is now loose inside the building?
totally harmless black swallower human just go into pools for more :)
the jews?
>>>/600's/
filthy vorefag
Penquin user here.
Sending in aggressive penquins was a mistake.
It appears the rats have given them intelligence and
have employed them as mercenaries.
What the fuck do we do now.
A PLANE JUST HIT THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING DO YOU FAGGOTS NOT HEAR THE EXPLOSIONS. THE ELEVATORS ARE STUCK AND THERE NO WAY DOWN
I'm faster than them.
fuck no
ive been there before and Ive been called Snoyfag in the Nintendo Floor, and Nintendie fag in the Sony Floor
A group of them lured my neighbor out with Tool CD's the other day. Where do these fucking things even come from? No one's giving birth. Are they even humans?
I don't know, fucking normal? The rain is made of water not whatever the fuck that was and there are no horrible rat monsters, that's for sure. I'm pretty sure most people thought that tower was abandoned. It looks (and smells) like shit.
I don't know what the fuck that means, but I'm never coming back. Not without a military escort.
like what, moot?
just keep jacking off if you want them to be wiped off
What's on 374 you obtuse faggot? SCP Foundation abandoned trying to contain this fucking tower like two years ago
That's where Moot lives
im blind so i couldnt hear the explosion
We have elevators?
Not selling, if i don't find the owner im keeping it.
Don't worry, this building is reinforced with steel.
>newfags
Planes hit the tower all the time. The outside is painted white and they can't see it through the clouds.
FLOOR 762 IS COMPROMISED I REPEAT FLOAROAORAAGFHJ
Fuck it, I'm moving to the 51st floor, I'll at least have an excuse to finish No More Heroes and Killer 7.
>people
Those fucking penquins
I can't get out to my corridor without getting blasted by some cum from 733.
I won't ask any questions but you have to eat all the eggs from this bowl full of eggs.
climb the outer ring around, stop before 600 unless you want some edgefag to cut your rope, smooth sailing from there.
who cares, the tower is not going to fall.
faster than what?
user, it's just the 666 fuckers messing around with illusion magic
>I don't know what the fuck that means
again. Leave it be.
How many pizza boys has your restaurant lost delivering to here? There's like 40% chance that they went to floor 600 and a fucking furry motherfucker or frogman or something opened the door and ate them. They don't even pay or tip.
We playing Tekken on floor 3943 if anyone wants to join
>Are they even humans?
Remember all those manlets from floor 59? The ones that moved out after all the bullying? They might not have left at all
how long have the two retards been fighting on the roof? I swear it's been months, do they not sleep or do they literally go out there every morning just to fight and shout all day?
>tfw the google roommate algorithm pairs you with a smash player
i'm being punished for using firefox aren't i
rumor has it floor 325 has messi on it
negative floors -20 if that user was to be trusted.
yes they give birth, lots of anons have been born here.
we don't know where, they just do.
flush it down the toilet like a normal person
Special services are now available to
residents of floors 400-500.
Now then, how may I service today?
What's stopping my from killing one of the top floorfags and taking his room? I have a spear that I stole from the ratfags. Most of the top floor cunts are fat pieces of shit anyways.
Stuck at floor 3 with no escape please send help. I tried to escape to the upper floor the other day but was immediately attacked by two ratmen merged together. My only options now is to die here , risk my life trying to escape upwards or jump to the bottom levels. I'm considering the last option. The trannies can't be that bad can they?
I thought you fucks said the elevator was broken. I went down to floor one with any fucking trouble at all. I can't seem to find the front fucking door to grab my pizza delivery though. Why the fuck is floor one built like a maze? No one to ask directions for either. Anyone have a map? I wanna get to my pizza before the shit gets cold
Huh? what was that sound, it sounded like a really big explosion and the entire building shacked for a second, I think that we are fucked, the end is near, grab your shit and run out!
Are you fucking kidding me? Who forgot to fix the grates this time. I just hope body corporate don't cut us off again during cleanup.
There's like four but dont bother, they're always in use or out of order
>Why the fuck is floor one built like a maze?
keeps the idiots out, and keeps us in.
>Mishima Zaibatsu goes to 4,000 floors.
>I live in this shit building with only 1000 floors.
I wish I could come bro, I'm maining Lucky Chloe and I'm actually pretty good, but with all the rats I can't get out of this building right now.
I've lost control of my life.
GUYS!
GUYS!
I JUST VISITED FLOOR 1 AND FOUND NOT ONLY RATS AND PENGUINS BUT ALSO WALKING FUNGUS CHILDREN ASKING WHO'S THEY'RE FATHER!
WHO'S BEEN LEAVING THEIR CUM RAGS DOWN FLOOR 1!?
I NEED A MONSTAH TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE BATEMAN IN 444 THAT KEEPS YELLING "CHECK EM" EVERY 30 SECONDS
>terrible fear of height
>Forced to live in the FUCKING STANDING OUT AREA
>The fucking other anons next door keep bringing people to stop the shit out of the ground
I stole a laser gun off one of them, I taped the bad dragon onto it like a bayonet.
Gimme a bit, I'll come and getcha.
HAV MAP HERE. COME TO BACKBACK. GIVE MAP TO FRIEND. RED DOOR. COME QUICK AND GET MAP. RED DOOR FOR FRIEND. MAP AND FRIEND FOR YOU
Whenever the elevator is fixed people inevitably try to pile in to reach the top floor and send it crashing to the bottom of the shaft.
I need a monster condom to contain my giant dong
We should be fine since the complex actually has a reinforced steel frame. I did see some government guys coming in a couple days ago with a bunch of equipment for installing something in the basement. Probably reinforcing the base.
I actually took a look and the stuff they installed looked pretty high tech, bunch of flashing lights. It's pretty creepy with the lights off, looks like explosives covering the entire foundation.
/twg/ here.
We coming boys.
For one thing, the oxygen levels are far too low up there. I think those fatasses have adapted to respirating off e-cigarette vapor.
I DRILLED PEEPHOLES INTO PEOPLE'S ROOMS OK
I THOUGHT HE WAS A CUTE GIRL AT FIRST OK
ayo pink boi
>rats
>penquins
>fungus children
There's something unholy about this combination
but I can't comprehend why.
blow it out yer ass, it was a small plane, the burning wreckage didn't even break my window.
Most of the topfloorfags have alien roomates, nigger. They've got rayguns and mind powers and shit.
Hurry please. I just saw the two headed speaking to each other. I think I may be hallucinating but have they started learning
Must be floor 954
The fact that I'm not even surprised is the saddest part. All the cum, something's gotta come to life eventually.
I think we should leave the tower guys, some glownigger told me they're bringing the place down.
Day 4539 of living on floor 999
I have never once used an elevator and constantly make trips to the fourth floor
My legs are impervious to bullets and can shatter concrete
It's time to take the fight to the rats
I will do just that, I hope it will drown those fungus children too.
Born? Your mom? Female????? Where??? please.
GUYS!
I HAVE AN UPDATE!
I FOUND MY 7+ YEAR OLD CUMRAG AND FOUND MY CHILD!
I'LL CALL HIM BENNY!
IF ANYONE CAN SEE THIS
THERE ARE MORE FUNGUS CHILDREN SPROUTING FROM YOUR OLD DIRTY CUMRAGS! PLEASE PICK THEM UP!
Literally everyone, bro. Whenever I don't just cum off the side I drop my rag down. Those kids might as well be the spawn of literally everyone above floor 100.
I have heard stories about a girl that killed billions in this building, the kill count go up every day and never stop increasing.
Lack of oxygen, top floor fags are mostly mods and admins, you will get the hammer and get flung to a lower level if you even survive.
not even, seven hundredsomething, a few rooms above and at the side of mine.
That's just a rat trying to get you to come down through the lobby. That's how they get you.
At least the fish people are sticking to the higher floors. Guess they can't really swim in cum.
Chappie?
Hello fellow citizens of the building! I am from room 5349 and would you like to purchase Skyrim from me? I have all the versions you need!
Lads, i can't fucking believe I'm saying this, but the rats got Pyramid Head. He was chasing me down from the SH floor like we do every other day, but on floor 4 he turned a corner and got swarmed. Tore him apart instantly, and they carried his sword on their backs back to their king. All that was left was the helmet.
Stay safe out there.
Underrated
Godspeed, Diamond Calves
I've been climbing stairs for days now, I think I'm close to the top floor.
Everything is so quiet up here, no yelling or screaming, and I've only seen three people for the last 50 or so floors.
My oxygen tanks are running low, I need to keep going. I need to see the top.
they are harmless, good too because the little shits thrive on that.
ugh, this is why i toss my tissues on the furnace or wash the cumrags i use.
Rats have breached floor 4! I REPEAT RATS HAVE BREACHED FLOOR 4
Hey, I betcha those rat people would LOVE to play Skyrim! Try selling it to them!
>Days
Nigga you haven't hit floor 200
>they got pyramid head
I'm gonna miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe. You keep out of his way and the dude crushed rats like a boss. Pouring one out for a homie.
you mean the blonde demon? she lurks the dark corridors of floor 669, hungrily waiting for her next victim, or more accurately, victims.
I THINK FLOOR 444 SUCKS
So where do you guys even get your news from? People tell me so much conflicting shit I don't even know what to believe anymore about the other levels. I'm only on floor 270 and some of the shit I can see going on in the pit is worrying.
Thanks for always bringing me my mail, takes forever but at least I don't have to pay the mailman extra
Yea Forums mansion threads are peak Yea Forums culture
What floor do all of the DMCfags live on? I've been living on the fallout floor for the past few years but I saw a rat the other day and I wanna fuck off before it gets any worse.
Godspeed my friend you and the basement spelunking user shall become legends if you make it
>unironically climbing the stairs
you haven't even breached floor 75, the lack of oxygen is just how tired you are.
at least you are safe right now, floors 70-90 are just filled with nichefags, find a room and sleep in it.
then just take the fucking elevator.
BUY MY FUCKING GAME
Unfortunately he's our sponsor.
For threatening him you're at risk of being vacated now.
We've arranged for some rat people to visit you.
Hope you know some crazy moves or something.
.Uh, we found this giant dead penquin...
in the shape of what you need...
that'll do right?
NO. NO SEND THE SKYMAN. SKYMAN SCARY. SKYMAN BAD FOR FLOR WUN. SKYMAN HATE FLOR WUN. WE SCARE. HE NO GO. MUCH YELL. MUCH THREAT. NO SEND SKYMAN. SKYMAN WANT HURT. WE NO HAVE UP MUNY. WE NO BUY SKYMAN GAME. HE GET MAD. KILL MANY. PLES NO SEND SKYMAN. PLES KEP SKYMAN IN UPTALL. NO WANT. PLES FRIEND
the pipes from the basement make beautiful noise, crack your wall open and listen.
Floor 666, be safe user. They might not be what you think. They do have a lot of pizza.
FLOOR 4 HERE /TWG/ HAS ARRIVED WE'RE SAVED THEY HAVE LIZARDMEN HELPING TOO
616
only decent 600's floor too.
i unironically love all of these and the variants, they are just so fun
Just follow the pizza smell and the "wohoo!!, yeah! churaize!!" sounds
>pyramid head
He doesn't exist dingus. it was that lanky schizo who used to live up around 700. Big fat fuck who got all skinny from his meds or something. Went to killing rats full time. Also they thought he was dead at least twice before now so yeah
I already have, Todd! Please! Spread the good word of Skyrim to the rat people my lord!
THE RAT FUCKS ARE EATING MY CHILDREN NOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK FUCK FUCK!
WHY!?
OH GOD THE RAT PEOPLE ARE EATING MORE FUNGUS CHILDREN!
PLEASE GUYS! HELP!
HELP MY CHILDREN ARE DYING!
that's the edgefags floor, you'll get him killed
nobody who lives below 850 is going to be able to afford an elevator pass lol
>it took them them 500 posts to make it floor 4
Sound like I'm safe desu.
i found the fRont door. it is the best pizza i've ever had, yoUr favorite type too. come down stairs to floor oNe and get some while it is still hot.
>t.Skaven
Fuck you I spent all my credits for this gun I want to go with a bang
>implying anyone cares about the elevator pass above floor 10.
>Actual food
I've been eating cum mushrooms for the past eight months, count me the fuck in.
Wait, so is it 616 or 666? I want pizza, not to be sacrificed to baphomet.
Send 'em down here! I'm pinned with that other user, and the dildo fell off my gun!
If I drop a coin from floor 1000 I might be able to kill someone.
they need sacrifice, I don't think he minds
THE FISH EAT PEOPLE
I REPEAT THE FISH EAT PEOPLE
THEY DON'T JUST STEAL TOWELS THEY FUCKING SWALLOW YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>He actually adopted the fungus kids
Enjoy your hallucinations and molestation, fag. Those freaks are worse than the Lolis.
and they were forced back to floor 2.
616, floor 666 is filled with creepy fucks and edgefags.
you'll instantly notice 616 is the DMC because it's blaring devil trigger 25/7
That's why you 850+ floor a full with fat fucks
We have one guy being sacrifice to appease those damn rats. We will miss you pyramid head
they did it from floor 544 and hit some nog delivery guy. He's alive but he "works" at goodwill now.
try and kill some of those rat fuckers. If you're on a low enough level you can see them working in the pit. They have a god damn furnace and are smithing weaponry, I'm not even joking.
Floor 82 here. There is a rat tied to a fucking balloon tapping on my window. Do you guys think he likes mario kart? I'm thinking about letting'em in no one else wants to play with me anymore.
what floor is the video game floor
Who the fuck hit me with a coin?
Duh, 600's is infested with vorefags. Of course they would breed vorefag fish.
Wi spy with my little fi
daddy plz
i was daddy
can someone find my daddy?
i cant find my daddy
daddy im scared
i see so many rat things
daddy plz
im scared
im hungry
daddy please
i need my daddy
im cold daddy
You fuckers tip the delivery guys that actually make it to your door, right? I've seen deliverymen get raped to death by rats. The dudes that make it deserve a little extra.
don't be a dick
give that back
My elevator broke down (again) on floor 197 while I was coming back from picking up my pizza and the doors opened and flooded the elevator. I had to keep the pizza clean and use the emergency hatch and get the stairs from 198. How the fuck is that entire floor flooded all the time? Those fish assholes have taken it over.
B-But they're your children!
Tipping is fucking stupid and you shouldn't do it. They get paid enough from their employers.
Close the blinds. Do not let him in.
imagine being a middlering fag.
Esto es el fin grande rata I called el hermano, you have 5 minutes to get out of the building.
youtube.com
Rat scientist here again, we have something else. You see all those windows, they shall be your downfall. We have grafted rotors onto an army of rats which will allow us to cover floors in mere seconds.
COWER HUMANS BEFORE THE COMING OF THE END.
I've placed this large painting of Mai on floor 700.
You can all appreciate it but don't do anything to it.
Don't know man, I haven't been near water in weeks.
Well bros floor 3 is officially dead . The rats have moved on to floor 4. I survived by hiding in the closet. I've gotta sneak my way to the higher floors. I'm gonna use the garbage chute
>just take the fucking elevator.
The elevators here are fucky. last time I went in one I was stuck in it for 6 days, only to find It had moved me 70 floors down.
Another time It only took seconds, yet it slingshotted me 120 floors up.
I will stay with the stairs, where at least I know that I'm moving upwards.
How do the fatfags on floor 534 manage that lifestyle? some of those freaks are fucking huge. Also, could someone who lives near them tell them to leave the people from the skullgirls floor alone?
Word of advice to the sniper outside right now: Try adjusting for wind speed.
That's it, I'm getting the crazy cat lady.
>t. delivery guy
They get paid double the amount with each floor they go up and exponentially if they go to any floors below 0, don't tip
No idea, but I'm pretty sure they can leave water. I watched one of those scaley fuckers crawl of the pool and eat, like, four anons at once on 574's pool earlier. Pretty sure he would've got for a fifth if I didn't hightail it out.
Fuck off rats
Hey this gave me partial brain damage so I'm keeping it.
Besides you're up there and I'm down here.
How are you gonna get here fast enough before I leave?
ATTENTION! EVERY PERSON STAYING ON FLOOR 756 MUST ATTEND THE WEEKLY INSPECTION STARTING AT 06:00
>lady
To the inhabitants of floor -14, stop acting like deranged tards, just because the floor was flooded with water doesn't mean that's now you're living in rapture .
>Mfw I got put on the deepest floor of the basement.
>Decided to ascend after the ratfolk ate my neighbor. We played 3rd Strike together a few times.
I think I'm almost out of the basement, been using old rusty pipes as weapons and sharpening them against the stone walls. Ratfolk are everywhere and the penguins aren't helping. I haven't played vidya in weeks. Anybody got a gun I can take from their rooms in the basement? I think I can make it through a bit better if I don't get bitten by the ratfolk every day or so.
Someone else hearing muffled "RATS RATS WE'RE THE RATS"? I think they might be in the walls
They're literally risking being eaten alive by fish creatures, though.
Ok, you caught me. I was delivering a package to the Mass effect floor and forgot where the entrance was.
don't take the first elevator you idiot, those are defective from the constant cum rain pre 50 and post 100
go through the trouble of going all the way to the outer ring and take the elevator there
FLOOR 1 MANY VIDEO GAMES.
user...just close your eyes... everything will be fine, dad's coming soon, don't be afraid...
Fuck you, I'm too busy playing dark souls
What room? We should meet up and try and sneak out to the elevator. Might have to climb through the shaft, but we could get to a safer floor.
Video... games?
fine, greedy fuck.
hey you stare at this shit
Guys help.
The fucking rat people came up to me and called me dork then left.
Why is life so cruel.
THE FUCKING HELICOPTER RATS ARE COMING IN MY WINDOW
I SHOULD HAVE PUT UP WITH THE SMELL
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING WINDOWS
So I've finally made it to floor 999. I'm writing this on my netbook from the stairwell since the wifi cuts out here. It took me a while to break the electronic lock on the fire exit I've used to break in, nearly got my brain counter hacked. What the fuck are they keeping up here? I'm not even at the top floor yet but this shit is creepy. no one is actually up here, there's just a bunch of robot maids going through the motions and the AI keeps adjusting the temperature.
I'm going to try and break into one of the apartments and see if I can use a vent to climb up into floor 1000, I wont be able to send any messages beyond this point and those maids are deadly. I'll miss you guys if I don't make it but I need to know what's up here.
>ratfolk
>in the deeper basement
Nice try, ratfag. The rats haven't been down past B12 in years.
The frogfolk, wormfolk, and spiderfolk are pretty fucking scaey sometimes, though.
Are the hired assassins on floor 47 legit? I've got a few people I could do without.
Fuck the rats found me again, gotta get back to stabbing. I swear if I die here I'll haunt the people on the higher floors.
How often do people use the party balcony? It's high up enough that most of the horny motherfuckers are below it, and the top floor fags usually just eat their cum so it should be pretty clean.
Ho no, they are learning how to hurt the feelings of people and kill them inside!
I already let him in and he seems pretty chill. We're playing double dash right now. He says he wants to invite a few friends over. So I guess we're going to have a party or something.
i'll make sure to take a photo of you falling to your demise if hiroshimoot throws you off his outer balcony
Room 32 in the inner ring. I'm cautious of the elevators since I saw some of the remaining rats lurking there
Floor 3 here, there's this catman slaughtering rats and looting the rooms, he looks pretty based.
Some of them are. A few of them dress like literal clowns and use fucking ducks to kill.
yes, but only in the middle ring.
search for the most boring and oddly clean areas.
999 and 1000 are basically the same floor. The upper 900s use 999 for prep and 1000 for alien communication rituals. Did you not notice the fucking cuthulhu motherfuckers chilling out in the hallways on the way up? They're total bros.
Are you that guy that sleeps in people's closets?
Why couldn't you write if the robots were fuckable or not?
Now I'm compelled as hell to go up and find out.
Hello. I am moving in on the fifth of next month, and I would like to inquire: On what floor might I find fellow players of UNDER NIGHT IN-BIRTH Exe:Late[st]? All informative responses are greatly appreciated.
Your motherfucking building ends 5 minutes from now.
thanks bruh
No shit! I'm in Room 30 inner ring. We might be able to wrap around and make our way to to the outer ring for the elevators. You have any weapons? I stole a gun from one of them.
>post yfw floor 70, 90, 500, 700 and 800fag and you don't have to deal with any of this bullshit 90% of the time
Hey, guys, if you capture a ratman and feed him to the fish guys before approaching, they're actually pretty bro-tier. Might be a good way to solve two birds with one stone if you're good at trapping and don't mind the smell of fish in your room.
Has anyone been to floor 1000+1?Does it even exist?
floor 545, middle ring, gym is located in outer ring.
WE ON FLOR ONE
Okay, I finally made it to the first floor. The fucking rats are camping by the elevators and raiding the higher floors. You shits need to stop throwing down cumrags, the fungal children are starting the swarm me. I also think all the penguins fucking died.
>tfw you have an outer ring 800s apartment.
High enough to actually see over the smog from the city. I managed to smuggle in some seeds for some plants. They appreciate the sunlight
hiroshimoot lives there.
catbro reporting in, gonna be there in five
user who lost his cat? come find me on floor 541
ayuwoki
dude, the smog only reaches up to 300, what you're seeing is something called clouds
floor 300+ master race.
>That one floor where someone smeared shit on all of the windows.
Has management cleaned that off yet? I used to go there to watch for my deliveries but the smell got too bad.
on my way down
Sounds good we'll take the the third elevator at the outer ring since I've heard that's the only one that works right. I have a kitchen knife and a pack of biscuits
>floor 666
>superior than even -200
that chart is extremely out of date shit has changed a lot, 800+ is no longer the dominant floor, that is 900+
i keep rescuing cats from the fucking chinese faggot who lives down the hallway
always screaming about tim sweeney and the epic store
i hope I have your cat
DON'T PICK UP THE CATS, THEY'RE HERE TO KILL RATS
I've decided to climb the stairs, seems somewhat safer. I've encountered some of the fish people. They seem alright. They don't attack on sight like the ratfolk, but I keep my distance. I'm heading on up to the 10th floor now. Hopefully catbro didn't die on the way down.
FUCK YOU CHINK YOU CAN'T EAT THESE CATS
Does anyone have any spare batteries? My remotes ran out.
catch
What tribute does Ayuwoki require to act as an idol to quarantine the the lower floors?
basado y rojopastillado
But are the fish good at vidya?
Sweet, use the biscuits as a distraction if you need to, I'll meet you at the elevator. If the hatch is already open inside the elevator, it means I couldn't wait up for ya.
Who the fuck hit me with batteries?
cleared all the ratniggers at floor 2
Those fucking chink work together with rats. I should've know this!
dude, you know I can't catch and I'm sure as hell not going down to the ground floor
>flat floor theory
Hey guys I just went down to floor one, it turns out they have a machine that makes your waifu real if you press a button. The rats ain't that bad desu.
So who's the dude on floor 55 who wanted to setup the lan? I've got my window open at 66 now and I've got my bow ready. I'll shoot the cable down to you and we can start playing.
I don't think i've seen the sun in days.
Good news is, new frame's out, and she's fucking terrible. At least i've got my mastery from it.
Anyone reporting in from floor 4? I haven't heard from you guys in awhile.
this has been a good thread.
From what I've seen so far, yeah. Seemed shit at first, but then the ratman I fed him stopped fighting and now he's just sitting on my couch and playing Puzzle Bobble.
2.0 version of that with every floor when?
you are lucky to be 10 floors under me, some poor bastard could have been brained with them, come pick them up then
THREAD IS ABOUT TO BUST
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Nice try ratposter.
almost to 700 posts
Hey uh, does somebody on floors 10 through 30 have a shower I could use. I'm covered in rat guts and blood, and whatever that thing I killed in B30 was. I am in a desperate need for some sort of break.
Also is lying fucking ratfag.
I waked up in the middle of the floor 372, I'm confused, have no idea what happened in the last hours naked and my prostate hurts real bad, also there are rats and cats everywhere, I'm going home.
Can you lazy fucks please clear out 3 already?
Hurry user I've made it to the elevators by distracting the rats the with the biscuits but I'm not sure how long till they return
As long as I can watch you :)
Yeah about that.
I pressed it already and it turns out
I used up all the power.
Still, atleast we got Carlos now.
do you really expect any working showers to be in any floor under 50?