Game gets harder with every patch

If you really don't know say "negotiable"

>he hasn't applied the lie patch

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i identify as a black man, but i still get turned down!?

Cover letters are the things that break me. I don't know how to sell myself so I just hope that saying I know how to use the programs and software is enough

>600 fucking dollars into food
Never going to make it.

>Rent
>$615

Fucking where?

>applied for over 40 jobs in the past 2 years and have never heard back even once
Fuck me i’m sick of studying, but it’s so hard to get a job when you don’t have the power of nepotism.

>$100,000 a year
That's like what, top 5% of the country?

>have an older brother with connections
>usually recommendations will be ignored if they come from family
>my brother is that good of a programmer that they ignore this hidden rule
>get hired twice at good paying jobs because of him
Feels good bros.

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>giving a shit about earning fiat money
Literally shitpost while shitting yourself in mcdonalds, and you’ll enjoy life more than you do now

So does this just not count one time purchases, or does this guy just have the most boring dreadful life ever?

iirc according to the article the person has roommates

>Graduated in December
>interviews so far all flunks

It really hurts. And the ones I do feel went well, I hear nothing from them. So this is how it feels to be a useless NEET.

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>excellent with money
>DONATIONS $615
>groceries $400
>dining out $250
yeah, okay.

>tfw i cant even get an entry level help desk job
just end it all

YOU GIVE CASH MONEY, ME DO WORK THING
NOT HARD CONCEPT BOOMER HIRING MAN

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>excellent with money
>donates 1/4 of it

Somehow I feel good not being this guy
what the fuck is this shit?

You also can't greentext.

An interview revealed he has rich parents for pay for a lot of shit (thus the $100,000 salary at an age most struggle for full time minimum wage) and lives with 3 other people he shares bills with (thus $20 internet)

What boomers think your expenses should look like.

>been out of work for 16 years
I'm not even kidding.

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at 25?
pffthahahahahah
hahahahahah

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The real kicker here is that you need to feel that feel way harder and way more often. This is how it all is, it's dreadful but it's the only way up. Unless you are super lucky you'll be stuck for a while like this. Don't give up.

>25 yo
>100k a year

fucking how?

>Job posting has Junior/Entry-level
>Asks for 5 years of experience

This shit makes me insane

three months is very little time in the long run, my man

This is depressing.

Seriously, I had an interview and they ask me this shit straight up. Needless to say I didn't get the job.

go to university for a marketable degree and no life your way to the top of your class

AT THAT PONT WHY NOT LIE?DO YOU LIKE BEING UNEMPLOYED??????

>only 3 months
Try 3 years

I always understood Entry Level meant any bum with a HS diploma off the street could qualify, but apparently that definition changed.

user you need glasses...

>not going to trade school
you guys are retards lol

>CNBC
>literally everything in the image is made up
Checks out.

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>Boomer reply is too apply anyway
>Do so
>Only response was asking if I just forgot to mention experience
>No reply to response

HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO GET EXPERIENCE IF EVERYONE WANTS IT TO START?

I really like not working, but I really hate having absolutely no money for anything.

They are looking for who will do it the least amount of money with the most skills basically.

>get hired on as low level grunt in company
>"promotions based on merit!"
>promotions are actually nepotistic just like everywhere else

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Get good degree and move to city.

>what do you mean my kid can't find a job? I only imported people to steal jobs from other people's kids!
The boomer manifesto.

Don't forget the anti-white male quotas.

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>almost 1/4 of your salary goes to donations
>215$ for ''Eating out'' when you spend 400$ on groceries

What the fuck does he do with all of the food that he is buying? And why the fuck should you ever spend that much on donations? And where is his savings? Or ''spending'' money? Does he just live like a fucking corporate zombie?

is the bee, us in modern society?

>tfw part of the 15.8%

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normie society is based 100% on social nepotism
it must be destroyed

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>Say something in interview
>Interviewers start rapidly writing something down

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>entire social group makes 100k+
What do you guys do all the time without money?

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>1/4
Retards who can't read.

100000 divided by 12 is more than 2775

12 years here, it really doesn't get better, does it?

What, you're too good to get an unpaid internship for several years, goy?

Good to know. The way the application process has gotten so crammed full of fluff, it's nice to have some answers to filter out the probing questions.

Lonely beta autists had just as shitty of a life back then as they do now.

Lots of illegal anime acquizitions.

>childcare 42k
stopped reading right there