Are you excited for Fanfest and Shadowbringers? How will XIV fair against WoW Classic?
Are you excited for Fanfest and Shadowbringers? How will XIV fair against WoW Classic?
>Are you excited for Fanfest
Kinda, but also not since I won't have the time to watch it live
Bug people?
We dont need two of these threads, faggot
Nope, not excited at all. I know it's going to be the exact same as Heavensward, just like Stromblood was as well.
I'm done with their shitty ideas and zero innovation. I'm done with the weekly tomes. I'm done with the 12 circle arenas that we get in a span of 18 months.
I'm done with the staggered content.
I'm done with the cash shop.
I'm done with yoship.
I'm done with this game. It hasn't been fun for years now.
I just need to know what's going on with the races. Then I can ignore these threads for a few months because the funposting will be unbearable.
Ready for this shitter to get btfo'd
fanfest.finalfantasyxiv.com
Clocks ticking. When the truth is revealed, the shitposting that will occur will be the subject of legends.
>Ready for this shitter to get btfo'd
Never going to happen, face-blind autist
I just want male viera confirmed already
I know people are gonna think I'm a fag or whatever but I've just always wanted to know what they look like and I don't see how gender locked races could possibly ever be a good thing
I want female hrothgar too if those are real
god damn it
I want everyone to win
except the shotafags
Male Viera are confirmed already. They wont be playable.
>They wont be playable.
I hope you're ready for a worse version of people crying for male bunny suits then
I'll have the popcorn ready
Wake me up when we get boy buns
Scorbunny
Cute but not in FFXIV
>doing swallow for ucob
>slow tank stance tank
>3k dps catboy rdm
>0 dps whm
I hate shitters so much
>doing UCOB this late
You are the shitters
i forgot about this guy and his distaste for cubes
>still posting this shit
wasn't this debunked like forever ago???
>discord screenshot of some nobody
Okay then
delta static didn't want to do it /shrug
all bullshit, gtfo of here discord trannies
With all the "leaks" why was nier never leaked?
can't wait until ssfags fuck off
Here we go again.
>States where he works
>Shitty engrish
>Shittalks Mr Happy despite being Japanese and having no reason to give a shit about him just because BLUfever did it.
>Didn't even bother to leak Ozma, the one thing that would have solidified his credibility
I don't care if we get male Viera or not, just stop using some attentionwhore discordfaggot piggybacking off of BLUfever as proof. This is smash tier faggotry.
Probably because it was a random last minute decision and they have literally zero done on the Nier raid which they aren't ashamed to admit literally any time asked about it
>The background for the 24man raid we'll be doing for the next two years was a random last minute decision
Did they not have any other ideas? This is very unsettling
We need fresh last minute leaks that btfo everyone when they're true.
8 Man Raid will be FFIV themed and take place on the moon
I just want leakerfaggotry to be over. BLUfever was funny but this is smash tier now.
>Nothing done
Anyone that was in the know about square would have known about the Nier raid, they have to show and design concept art like what was shown in tandem with all teams.
That's how development works with art assets nothing is ever "signed off on" immediately, and there's NO WAY nobody in the office would not hear about this being announced during the fanfestival.
>B-BUT YOKO TARO SAID HE HASN'T WRITT--
Literally not how product development works. He most likely has a very very loose idea of how the raid will work that he's shown to the board of directors/yoshida, I gurantee you there's a shitton of concept art and 3D models we haven't seen yet.
Taro's eccentric but suits don't mess around with shit like this, especially when it's two IP's they need to get copyrights and shit in order ahead of time especially if platinum is sharing assets with them.
The fact that THAT wasn't leaked should be more than proof this guys a fake.
If he was actually Japanese he wouldnt be playing on Australian cesspool of a server like tonberry either.
It's a much more recent development than literally anything Blufever has leaked. Considering that these "leakers" are probably at best testers or have seen some artwork it's very possible they aren't in the know about absolutely everything.
Absolutely excited. And I don't think WoW classic and XIV play on the same field
I wonder what they've saved to show last in the cinematic trailer?
Which school would you attend? Primal High or Voidsent College?
lyse but she's actually a dancer this time and she's going to follow you around again
please look forward to it
Again that's not how these things work my dude, I can guarantee you this Nier collab has been in talks since at least before or during SB's development, as even a concept.
You have to remember they plan everything for the next expansion during the current expansions running, that includes 24 and 8 mans. There's no way this was finalized AS A CONCEPT 3 months before fanfest, it's impossible, again with SHB so close, there's no way they're JUST starting on developing the raid once 5.0 hits, there's already code probably set for the area.
Even if this person was a beta tester, there's no way, again that they wouldn't know about this while knowing about racial data. Testing raids, glitches, new skills, new zones and shit is a lot more than just an entry level position. They wouldn't "just" know about a couple of races, and they wouldn't make a majority of their leak be about those races.
>Voidsent College
It would be like Cromartie.
Voidsent college has a more reputed thaumaturgy department, so that's a no brainer, but you gotta admit Primal High's campus is pretty cool, especially if you're into sports.
>There's no way XIV dev team is retarded
Yes there is.
BLUfever literally guessed every boss for the raid tier. If this guy was a play tester why wouldn't they at least tell us about any upcoming trials in the story? or at least the yojimbo trial.
Why didn't blufever?
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT ME FOR, PUNK?
[apologetic ahriman noises]
Yeah, thought so.
>Voidsent will suck your dick for a negotiable fee
>Primal will expect you to wait hand and foot on her your whole life
there's no contest
It's not about being retarded user, this is generally how production cycles work for any product. Before the product hits your desk it's been through a year or two of concept drafts especially when dealing with more than one brand or intellectual property.
The amount of resource sharing between platinum and the dev team must take 8 months AT LEAST, it's not as easy as just dragging and dropping the models into a folder.
How do I date Scathach-chan so that Penny doesn't find out and beat me up?
Have Scathach-chan date Penny first.
>The amount of resource sharing between platinum and the dev team must take 8 months AT LEAST
I don't doubt production cycles but if you're starting to throw around hard numbers you're gonna have to back em up.
Tell that to all the epic store posters not me
Nier raid is gonna have some mechanics that are way too difficult for the average alliance, Ozma is small-time compared to whatever Taro has in store.
>implying taro will have anything to do with the mechanics
clearing it now is no different from clearing it when it came out salty shitter.
user do you understand how long it takes to re-rig a model? and that's not even talking about animations, VX effects and scaling down from their PS4 model, to fit within the XIV framework.
Just look up how coco's models were rigged or how models are rigged to begin with, now imagine RE-DOING all of them individually with all the fuck off huge bosses we'll most likely have.
>implying the dev team will come up with new mechanics
It's obvious BLU was from whatever studio they got to do all of the CGI renders. He knew way too much to be a QA tester and probably had asset files he wasn't supposed to.
>Implying he wouldn't work with Mr. Atma to do everything he wanted.
Two evil men
Saint Shiva GF
> Loving, won't cheat on you ever, won't get over a breakup ever, clingy, appears cold but has a wild side.
Garuda GF
> Sporty, knew you for a long time so has kind of a childhood friend vibe, knows how to take a joke but not to deliver it back, values her friends and not just you
Tsukuyomi GF
> Newest girl in the block, popular, kinky, amazing sex, pushy but folds when pushed back, hides an ant's nest of issues and goes all crazy after the third day of dating.
Lakshmi GD
> Stunning, always pretty even when just waking up, keeps flirting with you at all times. Flirts with everyone else too.
Sophia GF
> good in both sports and studies, expects a lot from you, always gives a present of similar value with you gift something to her, will always scold you for being too fat or too thin
he will just make the story
the mechanics will be the same shit you already saw 50 times
and the gear will be asscape unisex trash
I don't give a fuck, I'm gonna enjoy the Simone fight, and you can't stop me from doing that.
This.
Leaks took all the fun of the fanfest speculation, now it's all shitposting.
based and redpilled
Reminder that Mr. Atma made the Ultimate fights and would relish an opportunity to torture the players with Taro.
If you want to know how long Nier was at least in the plan, look no further than Byakko's fight.
I guess it says something when fights are desired based on associated music before anything else. Devola and Popola are probably a given, but there better be sea kaiju too. And shit, surely Emil's theme will have to be in there somewhere?
Technically it's slightly easier since you can have gear 5 item levels higher.
I wasn't thinking on music alone. I prefer Birth of a Wish, this cannot continue edition, or the So Shi music to a beautiful song. But Simone just feels like a perfect FFXIV fight. The circular shape with attacks firing on all side, the bullets and lasers splitting up parties, the transition phase where she goes on the scene, a hacking phase similar to doom train's wagon ghost phase or Alexander's portals. It just fits, man.
PAPALYMO IS BACK AND HE'S GOT A GUN
SCREENCAP THIS
Well, it'd be boring if it was exactly that.
I am curious how they implement a hacking reference though.
Reminder that we're most likely getting bishonen rabbits based on Lionhead Rabbits.
Alphinaud is now a dancer is slutmog.
>Lakshmi GF
>Stunning, always pretty even when just waking up, keeps flirting with you at all times
>Flirts with everyone else too
Still worth it.
A character teasing the new job
The twins, they are the only people on the trust system/who got voided left.
My bet is Alphinaud changing job to the new healer and Alisaie to dancer if it ends being DPS and SMN if not.
I can't believe retards still clinging on Dancer having any fucking chance of ending up as dps at all.
You aren't wrong in principle alone, but I get the feeling that you haven't actually probed into XIV's files with any of the unpacking tools available.
here are my epic fanfest predictions:
>papalymo is back
>estinien joins the party
>the real yda appears
>louisoix isn't dead
>male viera playable
>hrothgar limited race, both genders
>still no new customization for existing races
>dancer is a healer
>another limited job
>yoko taro appears again for some reason
I hope not, the hit detection on Byakko's bubbles sucks.
It's ok, the orb in Nier raid won't kill you.
It will just send you to hacking mini game instead.
Just kill me instead
>papalymo is back
>estinien joins the party
>the real yda appears
>louisoix isn't dead
sorry but we can't give you any ShB details because we decided that the last bit of story would be fine to release after this fanfest. we hope that you like the 4.56 story though, it's been 3 full months since 4.5!
>Final boss has alliance members sacrifice themselves to allow the boss to be defeated
I'm going to marry Yugiri!
Sounds kino.
Hey, good luck, man. I'm going to marry Estinien!
>look no further than Byakko's fight.
2hu raid confirmed.
Time to capture border of life and death with FFXIV's tickrate.
Good luck, user! He'll surely be one of the melee DPS trust members in Shadowbringers!
> You can avoid the sacrifice route if you instead go on an alternative encounter. It's a 15 minutes long rhythm game where any single mistake from anyone of the 24 players wipes everybody
He didn't do coils...
post yfw barashitters are btfo
The latter SB primals were just beta testing for Nier raids weren't they?
So is part of nidhogg still inside him or what?
>It's Suzaku's DDR & Simon Says segments but more complex
I think XIV needs to really crack down on parsers. The recent update where they made hate speech not-okay (finally) was a huge step in the right direction. But now most of the community uses parsers and consolodates in discord or other communities where they can hide. If they banned parsers it would imo be the perfect mmo where elitists don't run the big show and everyone can play.
Otherwise I think wow classic wins the mmo war.
man I wish he'd slay me
....with his lance....
>it's DDR and Simon say at the same time but shitters get sent to tedious hacking game instead of getting killed
Here's your (you) now fuck off.
> Thancred guards minifilia throughout ShB
> He actually gets deceived or betrayed once again
> Ends up taking the hint, leaving the scions, and roaming the land
> A new series of side quests relates to the adventures of Estinien, Gosetsu, Alpha and Thancred roaming the land at random trying to find purpose and redemption
You heard it first
That actually sounds cool
poorly crafted bait
>2 dps 1 healer and tank
Will Alphinaud get a new job or will he remain an acn. I think BLU will be great as an opposite to Alisae as a RDM
I'm really looking forward to shitposting at whichever groups get btfo
Precisely why the Thancred part. Only issue is that both Estinien and Gosetsu are melee DPS, but that's not too big a deal really.
If Alphinaud is a BLU, then he'll be stuck in ARR content.
>you have to carry his underleveled ass throughout 5.0
he's DNC
>retards actually think Matoya is going to possess Y'shtola's body
>Salsa Dancer Alph
Ready for these threads to become unusable until the 26th?
The implosion of the official forum will be visible from space.
>two full races
Would be nice but far too much work for this dev team. They cut corners in so many damn places that there's no way they would put in that kind of work. If they do I'll be fucking impressed and talk less shit.
>there are people that actually, unironically think we're getting another bara race when the one that already exists is barely played
this. might as well give into the bishi crowd since the assets will at least be used.
I still think we're fucking off to another world for half the expansion and that's why the Scions are so different. When we come back at 77/78 the Alliance will be at the Empire's doorstep ready for us to lead the charge, having missed the entire war.
Again listen faggots. Highlander, Roe, and Au Ra all classify as bara. Fuck, even Miqote with that one rugged face.
>Au Ra
Yeah check out this bara
Different kanji, it doesn't even mean the same
Cope harder faggot
I bet you niggers think bara is a body type lmao
>Highlander
>Au Ra
Reaching a bit aren't we?
>even Miqote with that one rugged face
Now you truly are delusional. At least the Shotafags still have that stupid concept art to fall back on, whats your excuse?
>sid's pixie adventure: coming soon
>faggot seething over normal people not knowing all the intricate details of his degenerate fetish
...
>not realizing that Yaoi has become the de-facto term for anything gay in terms of men
>not realizing that to the general population Bara is a subsection of Yaoi but with overly exaggerated muscles and features
Stay mad user. The only thing you'll see is Bishonen or Shotas with nothing to compete with Roes in the muscle department
Don't talk out of your ass next time and maybe you won't come off as a dumbass.
hey you forgot to include midlander as bara
Oh no, people will know that I'm not a faggot, how terrible
You couldn't possibly be a bigger faggot if you tried.
I could always get mad over people not knowing what's bara, that would be pretty gay
You're tiring me out man. Have a good night.
Here's your 8 man raid.
youtube.com
Hell yeah let's go
It's going to be 3:30am my time, but I'm guessing I'm excited enough not to sleep during that time.
It's going to be a fun night of shitposting
Meh it's on weekend even. Shouldn't be that big of a deal.
You can also just sleep early and wake up at 330 instead.
Why do I play so fucking badly in the SB alliance raids
I hate this content
I can't remember any of the fuckin shit in Rabanastre or Lighthouse ever
I just wanna do Dun Scaithe or something actually cool
Orbonne is cool.
cause you don't know what a prime number is
Are we going there in ShB?
Didn't Yoshi say moon for 7.0?
5.0 will end with a plottwist of us being an amnesiac avatar of Zodiark all along and then 2B will become part of the MSQ
I got to about level 57 and bored to tears with the story. It was so generic and...boring?
Making the change from WHM to SAM was a good idea, but the GCD made the game too slow.
I get why people like it, but it just wasn't for me
>implying the 8-man raid series won't be another crossover akin to Nier:Automata
>the japs know why we never returned to the moon
Think about it. How many jap games end with the villain coming from or being on the moon.
whats up there?
Why did he shush Namae?
Having a visually distinct subrace is just as unlikely as having both genders, so what's the deal here?
clips.twitch.tv
Probably "Lyse is a DNC now lulz" in a scene where she sluts it up in front of some Garlean officers and then moves to assassinate the highest-ranking one.
Why do all of the Scions besides Y'shtola have to be so hateable? What are they gonna do to ruin her in Shadowbringers?
I like Thancred and Urianger
Give her personality?
I for one am looking forward to it being a running gag that Matoya bitches about having a tail with it getting in the way or being caught in doors.
yoshida is very rude and likes to shush people
I care about literally all of them except her. What exactly makes her noteworthy, the fact that she exist? bland...
Because he didn't want players to take the player customization conversation and confuse the comment talking about child races obviously
>besides yshtola
Are we playing the same game? Bitch is dull and hasn't done anything in the story so far besides getting her ass kicked.
The only good character is Alphy.
Why would she start talking about child races when she was specifically talking about playable options in the same sentence?
thats the joke user, have you not seen the counter arguments in this thread referring that specific bit of the stream?
>The only character is Alphy
ftfy
Nearly every character in this game and especially the good guys fail the 'describe the character without mentioning profession or appearance' test, they have no personality. Alphy's may be annoying but at least he has one.
That test is retarded
What's gonna be the new capital?
Somewhere we haven't heard of.
Stop thinking with your dick for just a moment, user, and realize that the only reason you think Y'shtola isn't hateable is because there is literally nothing there. She is dull as fuck. She is boring. She appears for a moment, and then finds a way to get sent off, either via soul sucking or a sword slash.
If you want to fuck a brown catgirl, go for Y'shtola's sister. At least she has something to her.
let me undress m'naago already
>characters that made an impact on me from from least to greatest
alphy
milfilia
popa&yda
lyse(negatively)
alisie
urianger
y'shtola
midget seamstress
Thats just my take on it.
I know one character I'd like to see and interact with more. MUCH more.
Her sister is better.
true
What about non-Scions? Where would you put characters like Aymeric, Raubahn, Yugiri, Hien, Estinien, Ysayle, etc?
In the trash.
>louisoix isn't dead
Because it applies to the crap you like?
Try to describe any character without mentioning profession or appearance, any, go ahead
>Alisaie: Headstrong, outspoken, kind, eager to prove herself but lacks confidence in her own abilities, feels self conscious about being reliant on others. Deeply cares for her brother and friends but tries not to show it.
>Urianger: Quiet, intelligent, introverted, aloof, prefers to keep to himself. Calculating, but has a gentle heart and a strong sense of morality, always does the right thing.
>Y'shtola: Sharp-witted, perceptive, mentally strong but emotionally cold. Snarky but self-sacrificing with a strong sense of duty. Cares for others but prefers to show it through her own efforts.
Pretty good, I was thinking for a bit and couldn't do it, guess I'm just a brainlet.
why aren't you a legend btw
Too much time needed to prove myself to trannies
I haven't even touched Savage, I have too many other games I want to play to waste time on doing anything even remotely "hardcore"
should i play XIV?
Does Ultimate legend counts?
I coldn't bother to search for new group after my fell apart during ucob prog
>Doing Shinryu EX to equip my other jobs for ShB
>Get a PLD tank who keep messing up mechanics, like constantly, can't even do a fucking tank swap properly
>Look them up on ACT
>1500 DPS
>Used Goring blade only 3 times
>They used Requiescat 5 times but casted Holy spirit only 6 times
>mfw
So what did he do wrong? He's tank. He's not supposed to dps :^)
Why not?
honest tanks are always the ones that can't do mechanics, same with healers
You mean Seiryu Ex, right?
Oh, yeah, I sorry my bad.
Tanks tank and healers heal. Complain about the DPS of the actual DPS classes, because that is their job. So long as tanks are holding aggro and healers are keeping everyone alive, its all good.
Whenever I see someone with rare shit in this game, all I can ever think is "wow I wish I had as much free time as that dude" or "must be nice having friends who play FFXIV". The game isn't hard, by and large; the hardest part is the time commitment and cultivating a social network, and I'd rather do that in real life where the same effort rewards something far more tangible.
Bahamut, Leviathan, Shiva, Ifrit, Ramuh?
>Total Play Time: 378 days, 20 hours, 42 minutes
>excuses
All meme aside, there's a massive difference between tanks tanking and nothing else, and someone who can't fucking play their job properly.
(You)
Radz-at-Han
Like 80% of that is always afking, idling and waiting for queues. There used to be times when I would just leave the game running 24/7 and never log out, tabbing in whenever I felt like playing.
What will Warriors complain about in 5.0 and how will it be "fixed" in 5.1?
Those are voidsent, user, not primals. Well, most of them are voidsent. I'm not sure what the bug woman is supposed to be.
Now that TP is gone Overpower will be inevitably nerfed to edgy flash level.
WARs will complain about this and it will be buff back to old level.
>What will Warriors complain about in 5.0 and how will it be "fixed" in 5.1?
Shut the fuck up you salty cunt, some jobs in 4.0 were straight up halfassed.
Bug woman is Penthesilea, a voidsent you fight in Eureka.
the eureka bosses are voidsents, even the blue cruise chaser
no idea what pw is though, probably just a dragon
Like?
Either a hibernating dragon who got supercharged from Val being dunked in the Lifestream, or a hibernating dragon who had been sacrificed to the Void during the Allagan era and showed up on Val with all the voidsent, or a hibernating dragon that a voidsent took for a vessel.
WHM SCH WAR MCH SMN
I have a serious question here, I am a relatively new player, have one job at max level my next is getting there, but I see people talking about dps and I'm wondering how you can see someones dps since there are no dps meters in this game like there are in wow, I know there is some site where you can log and see dps, but doesnt that require the dungeon/instance to already be over so it can be logged on the sites database or something?
i've lost faith in mmos being good.
Unga bunga.
Look up Advanced Combat Tracker
>but I'm on PS4
Sorry.
what will they steal from drk this time
probably dark mind or tbn
People use an addon. Think it is called ACT. People use that to determine their own DPS and the DPS of others, and tend to upload the logs to a site called fflogs.
>Limited race
I laughed
FFXIV will fair better because all the wow faggots will go play Classic. Jesus Christ.
lol
>this time
you mean again
>Aymeric
>Estinien
>In the trash
Unironically kys yourself
>Implying PLD isn't the real one who got fucked over in term of ability stolen in SB
>Convalescence
>Rampart
>Awareness
>Provoke
The one who got it worse was probably WHM.
WHM revolution coming in Shadowbringers, we'll finally be relevant again.
Not even considering that mch competes for a caster slot not even the ranged dps slot because bard is hilariously good.
I hope so. It's bullshit how WHM got ravaged with no real compensation.
Be honest to yourself, user. The WHM revolution is never coming. WHM will be forever inferior to SCH.
SCH is overperforming as is AST, expect both to get nerfs.
And then buffed in 5.1.
To be fair, if DNC is really announced AND is a healer, we can expect some massive change to all healers since they will have to break their shitty regen/shield mold they put themselves in.
I wouldn't be surprised if WHM got something akin to Eureka's Bravery.
Should I resub?
As per usual, we'll be having a big party in our FC house during the stream. We're located on Balmung if you'd love to come!
Clothes optional ;)
I'm on Cactuar sadly but hope you all have a nice time.
fucking this man. they told us circle arenas were a ps3 limitation then they spit in our face immediately after it lost support.
Circle arenas were never because of limitations. ARR has loads of irregular arenas. They use circles and squares because it makes fights easier to design.
There are plenty of square arenas in SB.
>Flash
>Rampart
>/sit
ARR arguablely had more oddly shaped arenas than what we've been getting with Omega.
If I resub should I pick back up on WHM or should I change jobs?
Triangle stage when?
Why wouldn't play the job you like?
oh fuck off you didnt lose shit
>buuh juhb my skills that were already crossclasses were made crossclasses
give me back shadow skin, rampart is fucking gay and lame
I don’t know if I like WHM, I only picked it because back in the olden days before my friends got married we rotated heal and tank jobs. FFXIV was my turn for heals. But they don’t play anymore so I am wondering if I should change jobs.
and
>whm
they also lost nothing
>sch and ast lost leech, exalted detriment, luminiferous aether, disable
Well, what kind of job would you want to play?
Well if it wasn’t my turn to be heals I would have picked Archer since Thief didn’t exist at launch.
But I’m not a big fan of how Ninja works in FFXIV. I guess I could do BRD.
BRD is pretty fun, it's very active and don't follow a precise rotation, it's more based on a priority system which make it very reactive to play and give it a pretty high skill ceiling job but at the same time it also have a pretty low skill floor.
So the difference between a good BRD and a bad one is pretty large.
Would it be more fun than WHM? I do like getting assloads of accommodations.
Only you can tell if it's fun for you or not.
Definitively, but if you want commendations, playing healer and DPSing in dungeon is the way to go.
t.4036 commendation SCH
Yeah you're right. Always the same shit. I played the game mainly because I'm a huge FF fan and I wanted to larp as some of its iconic characters, but there's nothing fucking to do. When you get your normal raid gear and cap tomes for the week, the only thing left to do is sit in the PF or do the same 4 fights over and over and over again.
What time does Fanfest start? Like, EDT hours?
Maybe that’s why I get them, healing is easy in this game so why wouldn’t I DPS and I hear it’s eaiser now that they got rid of cleric stance.
why do so many people and black and white hair? they look like skunks
Cleric Stance is a low level role action now that increases damage you do for about 15 seconds.
When will they fix the Market Board ffs Yoshi-P!?
sharlayan
radz-at-han will be the new rhalgrs reach
I hope so.
moon rabbits
Cool. Garlean shit looks awful.
take it back
>muh ugly black metal on top of more black metal with a hint of ugly black metal
Only allaghan neon eyecancer is worse desu
Garlean consulate in Kugane actually looks decent, so I wonder how different civilian architecture is from their fortresses.
Better than your gay sweater tank glam.
What's the name of that track that's played in literally every Garlean-related location?
better than asscapes
Imperial Will?
The Emperor's Wont
They cancelled Dancer, Blufever wouldn't be aware because it happened after his exile (same reason he misinterpreted BLU and didn't know M/F true names), Yoship realised it didn't fit the theme of the expansion so they went with Geomancer instead.
There are some FATE bosses though that are returning from previous dungeons. Like Calicabrina & Lamebrix Strikebocks
Someone motivate me to get all the crafting/gathering classes to 70 before SB2 hits. I'm almost there but it's just so boring and granblue is unironically a better game
I have to gather 400+ something stuff to level up my BSM to 70 but I'm procrastinating.
>Will be able to self repair, saving money
>Will be able to self-make leveling gear
>Will be able to finish off the Crafting Beast Tribes
>Will be able to do the Beast Tribe Crossovers, which are the best side-quests in the game
>Will be able to do the Ishgard Reconstruction
>Which will allow you private housing*
*Speculated Reward
I haven’t played since 3.2 but I wanna resub and power though Stormblood just to do Reconstruction. Am I crazy?
oh is that tomorrow?
Recent studies show declining birthrates across Eorzea, especially Ishgard. You must allow more Mhigan refugees into your City-States to stimulate the economy. Diversity is strength after all *rubs Lalafellin hands*
Absolutely not, You have good reason. Plus Stormblood's pretty great.
Potatojews don't even want mhiggers in their city.
If you want to shitpost at least make it lore friendly.
>implying Lalafells want Mhiggers
>>/pol/
Best track by the way
any city but uldah
>SB2
More like HW3
OBSESSED
You dumb faggot, geomancers are astrologians
This has been explained many times to you
If we were getting it, it would have been this expansion
>You dumb faggot, geomancers are astrologians
You dumb faggot, no they aren't. Holy fucking CHRIST read the second fucking lorebook and stop spouting this dumb fucking line that speedreaders started shitting out. It's never fucking claimed in the questline that the two jobs are the same thing. He just draws a similarity in AST drawing power from foreign stars and GEO drawing power from the star under their feet.
The lorebook says they're basically thaumaturges so his point checks out. They are never happening.
34 hours until we all get taken on Yoshi-P's wild ride.
>The lorebook says they're basically thaumaturges
No it doesn't. It says they function very much like conjurers, but focus on wards and shields and also make use of arcane geometry. Also holy shit, how fucking dumb are you people to think the lore saying the function kinda like something else means that their skill set would be copypasted?
>it's lorefags' autism episode
Still better than raidautism.
You have a sad obsession. They aren't going to happen. Ever. The chance came and went.
I don't even want GEO. I just think you people saying it can't happen are fucking retards.
It all goes back to CT yet again
Cope.
Ok guys I’m going to resub and change my job from WHM.
What should I be
strawpoll.me
The evidence is stacking up pretty high.
no no no delete this! Graha Tia fags can't be right I'm in charge here!
people said gunblades wont be a thing due to Garleans using them, now here we are. People said BLU, genderlock, Gaius, G'raha, and more are not happening now here we are
God I can't for you obsessed theorizing faggots to be blown the fuck out tomorrow.
>still denying
>things with no evidence that haven't happened
>here we are
Retard.
>Stated time and time again in the lorebook and in AST questline that they are bootleg conjurers from the weeaboo land
>Absolutely 0 identity beyond being weeb conjurers
>"Hurr guys no they totally can happen"
Sure thing, buddy.
This is the fakest leak I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of fake leaks
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE HERE??
stop reposting this shit it's been debunked already
>MOM LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN
It's been right about everything so far and it'll be right this weekend.
>thinking this proves anything
no lion mommies?
b-bros...
THE HAIR THE HAIR DONT YOU SEE IT
>He doesn't see the hair
The absolute state of ff/v/ix
>debunked
How?
>people actually want conjurer 2.0: feng shui edition
???
CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC
WHAT HAIR
>people
person
as a SCH, is eureka armor BiS? what stats should I go for and what should I avoid?
The autism is strong with this one backing the obvious winning side and winning doesn't make you a clever or interesting person, learn to live a little
better comparison
Needs to start being more than just 4 bosses per raid it's kind of pathetic.
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It's the lips more than anything else.
The more I look the less similar they are. Thanks for helping me rest easy tonight knowing G'raha Tia theories will be btfo soon.
It's pretty obvious Yoshida traces posed renders of the characters for these promotional art pieces.
>Powerful weapon from a secret chamber in CT
It's from Eureka, the real one.
You no brain nigger monkey. That's literally ANY male cat mouth. They're IDENTICAL.
Rhauban EX 2.0 incoming.
>reading comprehension
It says the guy wandered into a secret chamber where he saw the future, then he wrote the book about what he saw.
Pure coincidence
We all know we're getting Eureka 2. This time it will be the true Eureka. The one the Primal was named after
It just means he dead. He has a gazillion death flags. His character arc is over, he gave his sword to Pipin, and Ala Mhigo is getting gassed.
sex with loli minfillia
Even if he survives, he's going to get a new outfit.
surely they wouldn't do that, kill characters off just for drama?
Sure, they're adding a minion for a character who hasn't been relevant for two expansions "by coincidence".
shut up
>Black Rose was merely a sleep inducing gas
don't worry. an insider replaced black rose with a sleeping gas instead
>art panel about possible minions confirms anything
OH FUCK THIRD RAUBAHN MINION CONFIRMED
>denierfags switching tactics to "w-well obviously it was G'raha but it's more fun to root for the other side!"
Can I get into this game now
The Raubahn minion isn't very relevant, it was shown in the community stream as buttons from gacha merch.
The Raubahn minion already exists, but there's no G'raha Tia minion. Meaning it still needs to be added. A G'raha Tia minion being added even though he hasn't been relevant for 4 years and lorewise should still be locked inside Crystal Tower makes the leaks about Crystal Tower and the specualtion about him being the mystery guy in the key art credible.
It proves literally nothing about anything
you can fuck right off
>tying all the plot threads together
The absolute madwoman.
He may or may not have travelled to the future, but he clearly entered Eureka.
oh shit
rogue expansion confirmed
Yeah, the game actually makes you play through all the old content relevant to the main plot and you can gear up at max level super fast. Levels are synced in queued older content.
>3.3 tier kino but it's entire expansion
We are coming home.
>Yoshi personally does the art renders
Come on son
lol who even plays male characters
Keep up user, it's not hard to keep Akihiko Yoshida and Naoki Yoshida seperate.
subtle yet powerful bait
>3.2 main scenario
Antitower, major plot revelations about Hydaelyn and Zodiark
>Crystal Tower
G'raha, the dimensional gate, Noah's oneiromancy for transferring memories, and Noah's technique for soul transfer without the Echo
>Dark Knight
Obvious
>Alchemist
Relates to the mechanics of losing one's soul and calling souls back to their bodies
>Matoya's Cave
Matoya is using some strange technique to transfer her memories to Poro Roggo this is Noah's oneiromancy. ShB trailer means she may have also used Noah's soul transfer technique.
Not Viera players, they literally can't
>ALC quest needed because it'll foreshadow sleeping gas. Rog needed because they'll be seaking in and replacing BR with sleeping gas. Matoya because of body possession
N-nah man, I was just pretending! Honest.
... I didn't realize there was another Yoshida on the team. Never paid much attention to the art crew
>Yoshida on the team
Because he isn't.
He's been freelance for a while now.
>tfw they're literally going to recycle the balls dodging mechanic/assets from Byakko and no one will even know because the actual games have the same mechanic
>he doesn't know Akihiko Yoshida
Be prepared to be btfo tomorrow.
>implying the ball mechanic wasn't just prepwork for Nier's one
There's a reason we call Yoshida the producer Yoshi-P, so as to not confuse the two
pic related are also his designs
this was just a preview of the Final Battle
youtu.be
Does anybody else remember the Allagan scientist currently possessing the body of the catgirl who you let loose at the end of the CT storyline? The one who gives you the repeatable quest nobody does anymore?
SE doesn't.
Would only be good for the porn
>N-nah man, I was just pretending! Honest.
>t. Ayumi Namae
>inb4 they incorporated every fucking minigames into it
He has provided some art to XIV even after going freelance. But there's also two staff artists who imitate his style fairly well so it can get confusing.
>tfw learned recently that those horn things are not just more hair ornaments but horns, because i guess you get horns when you become a Padjal
He got a couple lines of dialogue in a recent side-quest. He's remembered, he's just become an obscure joke character (the joke is that it's a pervy old man who plays with his possessed catgirl titties).
What's next, Miqo'te are some kind of cat people?
>(the joke is that it's a pervy old man who plays with his possessed catgirl titties).
Sounds extremely meta.
Wait there isn’t going to be a physical release of shadowbringers???
What the fuck Square REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Imagine finally building up a portfolio and being accepted into one of the biggest dev companies in the industry but your whole job is just "please draw like the guy who used to work for us"
It's just going to be box with gamekey written on the paper inside, as usual.
Nigga you dumb
>(the joke is that it's a pervy old man who plays with his possessed catgirl titties)
Archmagus Noah is a confirmed woman.
Still won’t have the box...
Eh, thanks to its success everyone who worked on ARR should be more or less set to have available jobs for the rest of their life barring some catastrophic collapse of the industry.
I mean, who wouldn't?
>there are more padjals than there are adult male Viera
I hope we get Padjal-like horns
So it's a pervy old woman. But I'd bet the writers throwing the NPC a couple lines this late have forgotten that.
why they haven't made them as headgear is beyond me
padjal are literally hyurs with horns
just wear them as a hyur and bam new race
>Alexander Ultimate
>30 minutes long
>includes all the Fausts, Pepsiman, Justice bots, that fucking cat, Cruise and Eddy, Alex with edgy paint job
>involves time travel shenanigans were you travel back to parts of recorded earlier moments in the fight to save your past selves
>unlocks the title "The Timeless Legend"
What's with the chronic angelus crystallus inofficium disease though
>there are more padjals than there are adult male Viera
When they're playable you'll see hordes of fantasia'd bunny dudes
Bot necessarily a bad thing, it looks good and a lot of the world's most popular manga have done similar things to achieve a certain aesthetic
XIV and WoW classic are completely different fucking games
In WoW, you can have fun just exploring the world and leveling, just the base fucking trip to level cap is 90% of the experience, open world pvp helps this so much
In XIV, everything is dead and sterile, everything that allows you to interact with other players has been patched out, and none of the quests, raids, or bosses give you anything that won't be useless in 6 months
t. played XIV since 2013 and made thousands off of selling raid gear
>when they're playable
Bro...
>Ultimate fausts
>Ultimate Pepsiman
>Subjecting Stormblood babies to OG Heavensward difficulty
Male Viera actually have a higher birthrate than male Miqo'te.
Why are all the shit players from Jenova specifically?
>he doesn't know viera aren't gender locked
Just like the Tifa minion means she's in ShB?
but most of them die in training
Fucker's evil now, and we're going to spend two levels trying to save his sorry ass.
No way it's going to be 30 minutes, it's probably going to be around Ultima length which is a shame considering alex has more notable fights than coils.
The darkness crust that was growing on Nero
Bro, believing these kinds of delusions isn't healthy
Because they're incredibly rare and have a prominent function in the lore.
don't try to act with a superiority complex, the vast majority of raiders in SB were probably not new
It was distinctly purple though.
We're talking about FF XIV character minions, not past FF fanservice minions.
>he doesn't know
>30 minutes
No way. UCoB was 20 minutes long and people complained about that.
>that one faggot with the twitch clip about MUH SUBRACE ELEZEN SHORTY BUNNY FOEL
Fuck off you pedo, and they are called clans not subraces.
What if there are 3 checkpoints in that fight?
Gordias was legitimately fucking retarded, as someone that spent 12 hours a day to clear A3S on the second week. Overtuned, gear was all locked behind pepsiman, ridiculous server-reliant mechanics like digititis, the bugged floor bubble, it was stupid. It was fun, yeah, but as the big endgame content to cap off HW's release, it was a total failure. Killed off 90% of raiding groups, and the later released Thordan EX didn't persuade many to keep trying
Well, you tell me. Why did Yoshida shush Namae over this?
I had dinner in the leper colony and now I'm sick, how could this happen?!
Her wording was kinda weird though, why "young elezen"? Did she mean really floppy ears that hang down the sides of the head? Wouldn't that be a clipping nightmare?
I haven’t played since 3.0 and I am thinking about resubbing.
Is the 3.0 eureka still up or did they close it?
they wont be called Feol though. They only showed 1 render for Veira after all.
diadem still exists but you have to use a free company airship to get there
Assuming you mean The Diadem, yes it's accessible (in its reworked form) but you will need to assemble your own party.
I remember the world first Manipulator group saying something like they saw hard enrage week 2 with 50%HP left on the main body, but still had to wait for like 2 more weeks for gear because it was just that overtuned numberswise.
>Did she mean really floppy ears that hang down the sides of the head?
No.
>That neck
I'm happy the Viera necks ingame look fine
I can't wait come Friday when people finally see how lazy this dev team truly is. The Viera won't have clans, Rava and Veena will be combined as one because the only differences are skin color, not even culture.
All the people that think we're getting 2 full races in one expansion are either delusional or just started playing last week
based based based based
FUCK ffxiv
FUCK yoshi-p
FUCK the redditcore playerbase that defends their erp barbie doll sunk-cost fallacy
and most of all FUCK NIGGERS
I think it's pretty funny that there are people expecting 2 not gender locked races unironically.
And FAKKU TRANNIES DESU
Do they though?
At this point I'm pretty sure those people were just shitposting so they can make post like "OHNONONONO" when stuff actually gets revealed.
I'm going to laugh at all of you retards tomorrow. You have no idea how rigid character creation is since ARR. You must always have clan and gender selection, and there will always be the same number of faces.
Hard to tell with long hair and lack of variations in clothing. They could have terrible necks or not.
I agree with you, Viera won't be genderlocked, but Hrothgar are not a real thing
What were Blizzard thinking?
please yoshi p give use these kinds of bunnies i swear ill buy all the stupid mounts
Just go play Tera m8.
>How will XIV fair against WoW Classic
????
these games have completely different audiences
Ah, you're right. My mistake. Instead, Viera and Hrothgar will take the female and male genders respectively on the menu.
you tell me
>Hrothgar was just frogs trolling everyone
fuck no Tera blows
They have thicker (read: normal thickness) and shorter necks than Elezen. So yeah they look fine
tout selon le keikaku
Is this man the master baiter?
With every fucking thing he's revealed, everything he's spoke about. He always, without fail, leave room for autismos to shitpost about.
You can interpret the Bible to condone all kinds of ridiculous things. Doesn't mean it was meant to.
How good of a connection do you have to have to even enjoy this game? I walk out of aoes 2 seconds before and still get hit sometimes. I can never tell when it is actually safe or not.
I wouldn't even be mad. It'd satisfy autism and end gender lock arguments
The cast bar is the only thing that matters, you can disregard the effect itself entirely.
Watch the cast bar
midlanders have 6
Aoe circles are just for the show, so you would know the distance.
I think he means new ones will never be added
>leave Blufever and French localization team to me
What is some unannounced feature or content that could possibly show up tomorrow? Mythic-like dungeons? NG+ resets your class to level 1 but you unlock a bunch of benefits? Alliance raid maps?
NG+ just lets you redo all the MSQ stuff at level 70 but you get level 70 rewards you retard
realistically speaking, i don't think NG+ will ever add any benefits other than cosmetics. if it did, it would become mandatory and that goes against Yoshi-P's MO.
Blitzball I think is the most left field thing that possible, unless we get another alternate game mode like Deep Dungeon/Eureka
Why go and spout things like they're fact when we don't know a fucking thing about NG+ yet?
What game do you think you're playing? lol Please look forward to two more years of tomestone rotations.
BLITZBALLER CLASS, BAYBEE
Why does leveling become such a drag after 60?
They announced everything already feature wise.
And only content they might show us will be new 8 man and some random dungeons.
>lb3 doesn't hit enemies but instead kills every mch and gbk in the party
>LB3, Grand Wizard Shot
You gain a level per day just by doing an hour of roulettes and a couple of beast tribe quests.
They haven't annoucned Eureka 2 yet.
More Mogstation items
I agree but the code just makes it hard to deny something was up. Either they wanted to add Hrothgars and scrapped it or they are adding them. My theory is now we're going to see delayed access to male buns or female hrothgars or perhaps hrothgars will be a later 5.x release.
You know how it's always "Nazis at Antarctica, Nazis in the hollow earth, Nazis from outer space?" Yeah nah, it's the Imperial Japanese on the moon.
Radz-at-Han, Sharlayan, or an Ivalician city I don't know of are the leading contenders. I am skeptical we'll have Garlemald as the Rhalgr's Reach around or bagpipelands, since I think Garlemald will be 6.0.
I don't expect any new mechanics beyond maybe blitzball or something similarly niche and 'side'.
WE'RE PURGING THE MACHINISTS BRUDDAH
AND THE GARLEANS TOO
PRAISE YEVON
because all content previous to that you had an exp bonus in some form, and it goes away at 61
BETTER DEAD THAN BHED
All people do in this game is run shit for cosmetics. If NG+ offered exclusive glamour/mount, a star on your job icon everyone sees, and fluff stuff like alternate animations for job skills then people would do it.
Who knows. It almost seems like they are just spiteful and hateful for their fans more than anything. Not like Squeenix is based, they love to nickle and dime the shit out of us but:
>"Here weebs have hot leggy bunny girls you were all desperately craving and bugging us for since ARR"
>Blizzard: "Lol fuck off you won't get high elves until it's panic time. Have obese cows"
Least chad-trolls are alright, shame like every other allied race they get 1/3rd to 1/2 the customization of an actual race.
yes. but it won't add a tome bonus, or extra stat points, or special raid gear.
i think the most gameplay related its bonuses could be is maybe a discount at aetherytes. OR MAYBE THEY'LL ADD A FUCKING AETHERYTE TO HINTERLANDS YES I'M STILL FUCKING MAD
>or an Ivalician city I don't know
In that case it would be Lea Monde or Valnain (which is technically Nagxian but is right on the border of Golmore).
How the fuck are Dancers supposed to "heal"? I could understand WHM because they're a mage, SCH because they have magical fairies, and AST because they use the magical power of stars. But how the fuck is twerking going to heal people?
Do I lose the armory bonus if I level two jobs at once? I was leveling NIN to 70 and had a bonus of 203% with the Aetheryte accessory, but I did a single job quest for WHM at 52 and I noticed I only was getting 143% while leveling NIN afterwards; it was a few weeks ago but I'm pretty sure I wasn't 60 as NIN yet.
Magic.
They'd still use magic you retard, they'd just channel it through dance moves. RDM already uses specific sword movements that accelerate the aether in their body.
Valnain's been mentioned alot. The 4th Legion are not stationed there. The Dalmascan resistance thinks that'll be a great place to attack them once the resistance are united. I'm sure Ra'tika is also within Dalmasca minor. I just hope we don't have another liberation story in ShB
no. Armory bonus applies to all combat classes that are under your highest level one.
I'm guessing you burnt out your rested exp
Chat log finally being part of the HUD layout instead so I can have chat logs different for each of the 4 layouts. Yoshi-PLEASE
Rak'tika is all but confirmed to be the second Viera forest northwest of Rabanastre. I don't think it will be another liberation story though. I think Garlemald is going to be just as fucked by whatever's going to happen as everyone else.
trash SJW game with no variety or endgame content.
>implying a seductive dance wouldn't get your tired Tanks and DPS immediately erect again
I'm in a good mood so I'll let (you) have this one.
ummm
I had a blue bar though? I'm currently leveling RDM now and my EXP gain is currently at 203% at lvl 51. I'll keep an eye on it.
>SJW game
Man I don't know how it's possible but every FC or party I join has a tranny or faggot. How do I know? They always have to fucking mention it. Is primal really any better?
Where my Male Lalafell players at?
Who the fuck wants Graha Tia back? Even the beta catboi from the Fringes is a better character.
>It almost seems like they are just spiteful and hateful for their fans more than anything.
Have you ever seen one of their Q&A?
Ion used to be a third-rate lawyer, and it fucking shows.
And don't forget they fired the CMs worth a damn in the last layoffs and left some passive-aggresive faggots, just look at the blue answers to the pruning of old portals in the latest patch.
Aether/Crystal are literally the faggot datacenters. Should be obvious since those are where Reddit, Tumblr, and the ERP websites like Prettykittyemporium and flist play at.
We have a discord/FC called Gayorzea, they're everywhere user.
Y'shtola was already a non-entity in HS and Stormblood so why the fuck not? Somebody on the writing team clearly dislikes her but they could at least use her body to enable giving a much better character screentime.
More magic, but this is providing DNC is even a healer and they don't surprise us with GEO or something.
>have will to play through grind blue.
>doesn't have will to do a few dungeons
I don't follow man
it's just gonna be crystal from now on
so long shitters!
Yeah but is primal any better? Only thing I've seen from a primal server is people posting on waaaaaa my duty finder party was mean to me!!!;
>GEO
Oh my God if you don't shut the fuck up about this
Aether is still going to have Faerie which is the unofficial LGBTQIABRAAAP server.
ask again tomorrow
Someone already asked for this and they said this won't happen because the chat log is a separate TCP chat client (that's why the chat log still updates even though you may be lagging hard in the game world). It can't be part of the HUD menu without a major revamp that would be a pain in the ass for a minor QoL.
soon
Show me where it's guaranteed there is no third job to be announced and that it won't be GEO, a job heavily teased and with large enemies already wearing its artifact from XI and fuck off, my dream job is Mystic Knight
>t. Faggot who has never been twerked
no
HoH is pretty good exp. The problem is its only party finder-able from 21 to 30 which is fucking ridiculous.
unforunately, faerie's my home server and honestly? the faggots aren't nearly as blatant as they are on balmung/mateus, and I honestly mean that. If they were, I would've fucking transferred by now.
That being said, I think it's probably highly likely that faerie becomes aether's new defacto "rp server" and when that day comes I'm boutta head out
yes
i've yet to see a good enough reason that isn't just autistic denial
rip.
>He hasn't played FF6
Mateus has a pretty alright community for an rp server.
>the faggots aren't nearly as blatant as they are on balmung/mateus, and I honestly mean that. If they were, I would've fucking transferred by now.
Placebo effect m8, you're noticing other worlds' fags and undesirables a lot more than your own. Same thing for me as on Balmung moving to Coeurl, Coeurl seemed like it had bad players until I moved there and then I just got some insight that most players in general suck.
Primal is full of hetero normies and boomers.
Aether is full of elitists and millinials.
Crystal is full of faggots and safespace generation.
Take your pick.
I hope Elezenos becomes the Memejima of the game
meanwhile the rest of us have yet to see a good enough reason for why it will be this way that isn't just autistic denial
>because the chat log is a separate TCP chat client
Bloody hell, if they were going to do this might as well give us another actual separate client so I can shitpost from outside the game too.
You can. Guildworks add-on used to let you talk to people in-game from your phone. I think the official FFXIV app let's you do this too or plans to do it soon.
You've been given reasons, blessfag. You're too much of a delusional furry to understand we're never, ever getting a furry race. You've been told why multiple times. Stop posting in these threads.
You, alisaefag, incineroarfag, and geofag all belong in /vg/
Those are some nice shoes
I hear they weigh 1kg, and the FFXIV staff can tell when yoshi p is approaching just by the sound of them
...but we are getting a furry race. Just not the females.
>I hear they weigh 1kg, and the FFXIV staff can tell when yoshi p is approaching just by the sound of them
What the fuck
It's a shame that it has the worst performing players in PVE. Everyone I meet in Mateus in PF is guaranteed to be doing grey/green.
why did you respond to the person agreeing with you that we're not getting a furry race
You're absolutely fucking delusional. Miqo is as furry as playable races will ever get. You are NOT getting beastmen. EVER.
He talked about it on a yoshi p sampo stream once, says it really surprises the security staff at airports whenever he has to take off his shoes and hand them over
Hey, I'm purple, fucker.