Stay hydrated

>Drank the last of the cold water in the fridge
>Have to let it run for years to get beyond room temperature

>cut soda out months ago
>baja blast is back in stores
I had a good run

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But water makes me feel gross

because you're a tripfaggot and you deserve to heartburn in hell

With crummy water? I'd rather have some Pokemon creatures!

i drinked like 5lt of water today , my whole body hurts when i pee.

Also , make it vidya:
what are the best water levels , and why is it the one from tiny toons buster hidden treasure (sega)?
youtube.com/watch?v=QMrLF6uDLgo

drink more water buddehs

First make sure you are genuinely hungry and not eating out of boredom. Have a glass of water, distract yourself, then decide what to eat. I'd choose bacon myself if I had to choose between those two

Acid reflux. Try to reduce your alcohol and fatty food intake. Also do remove your tripcode when it is not necessary

>complains about metallic taste on water
>wants to have a well
nigger well water tastes metallic as fuck

well done my hydrated brother

find a doctor IMMEDIATELY. i'm serious user, you probably have like 3 days if you dont get treatment.

This but unironically. Staying hydrated prevents kidney stones.
You do NOT want kidney stones

BBQ Spamburgers. Fry some spam, put 2 slices on a bun, and slather some bbq on it. really good when youre poor.

water is delicious

proud of you user, we must all avoid the carbonated jew

what about just carbonated water?

Soda is overrated af, if I want sugar I just buy some candies and drink water with it.

I'm gonna blow your mind Yea Forums
Passing kidney stones through your dick doesn't hurt at all. That's not the part people are talking about when they say they hurt.

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>Just drink water (and beer)
>Exercise 1-2 days a week
>Pretty damn toned for a guy who works out once or twice a week
God I love my genetics, I know some day it'll be a lot harder to stay toned but I'll enjoy this ride

>peeing a literal stone with razor edges doesn't hurt
i call bullshit, what's the part that hurts then?

Isn't it like 80% of males pass kidney stones at least once in their lives? Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

That's fine, people use it as a crutch instead of soda

Your uterer is smaller than your urethra. Guess which one the stone passes through first? There's a reason why women say it hurts worse than childbirth, and they don't have dicks.
You can pass a stone and have it be relatively painless, maybe even without noticing, if you're lucky/your kidney health is good enough.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2931286/
It seems like it is steadily increasing globally with the years, but on most countries its occurrence remains below 5%