How will Steam ever recover?

Thanks epic for sponsoring me pirating the game!

do Steam Queens really wait a whole year or maybe forever to get a game on that cancerous service? lmfao

I'm not buying a game on a shady dead platform that might be offline in the next months. I'm just pirating mr. chink chong, then i'll buy it on steam when it comes there

Re-introduction of the service problem.
Resume some pirating after a decade of buy-fagging.

Thanks Epic.

YAAARRRR THAR BE WHALES OFF THE STARBOARD BOW

No, I would assume they're just going to pirate the game like everyone else now.

I don't know what those are, so I don't care

the assblasting is glorious

this game looks like actual dogshit btw

Obsidian gets subsidized by the Chinese regime.
PC gamers get guilt-free piracy because the chinese government is guaranteeing our developer studios their salaries by offering a program that insures under-selling games.
Is this secretly a win/win? Now we don't have to waste our american dollars on buying Epic-exclusives.

>be me
>wanted only metro and this game this year
>mfw no face
this a nightmare, I bought a new GPU for these games

i had a little monkey
I sent him to the country and I fed him on gingerbread
along came a choo-choo, knocked my monkey coo-coo
and now my monkey's dead
at least he looks that way
but then again don't we all
what I make is what I am, I can't be forever
I had a little monkey
I sent him to the country and I fed him on gingerbread
along came a choo-choo and knocked my monkey coo-coo
and now my monkey's dead
poor little monkey
make you... break you... make you... break you... lookout
what I make is what I am, I can't live forever
we are our own wicked gods
with little g's and big dicks
sadistic and constantly inflicting a slow demise
I had a little monkey and I sent him to the country
and I fed him on gingerbread
along came a choo-choo and knocked my monkey coo-coo
and now my monkey's dead
the primate's scream of consonance is a reflection
of his own mind's dissonance

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...

Chinese are pro-piracy anyways.

Hahahahaha I literally NEVER got caught off guard by this shit until now. Fair play.

You motherfucker.

Just pirate them. Epic saved you some money.

don't do this, it's about your mother dying in her sleep

I literally dont know how, I used to pirate in my old laptop but using utorrent and TPB like an idiot

Fucking chinese shit, fuck these gooks man fuck zoomers too

What does it show? I'm on my phone in bed. Soon to sleep. Yea Forums shit talk are my lullabies.

It's just a transcript of the new zealand shooter's manifesto

>epic buys out publishers to withhold their games from steam for a year
>epic is literally buying copies for everyone that pirates the game
based epic making it so there's literally zero downsides to pirating the games they bribe for

based

EPIC will be the ones that need to recover after MCC

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I can understand if a developer want to sell their own games on Their own store. But why not just sell it on both steam and epic? Shouldn't customers decide where they want to buy their games?

Go to google type skidrow

Get tixati, use duck duck go. That's it.

>Halokiddies still think their tired old franchise is relevant

Epic pays upfront for any lost sales from not releasing on Steam, or something to that effect

so they can theoretically get 18% more profit. but in the end I think they end up losing money because less people are willing to use epic

Imagine being a fanboy for Steam a fucking shop.

None of this console warring bullshit matters at all btw all sensible people know that this just like all current and future game titles will be superior on the Stadia platform.

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Because Epic paid both an exclusivity and a minimum of guaranteed sales.

clever bastard

Steam good
Epic bad

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>EPIC gets new games
>but look at muh 20 year old games tho
PFFFFFFHAHAHAHHAHAHA
COPE STEAM FAG

>How will Steam ever recover?
By offering a 90% sales revenue. Hell they could match Epic's and make the 90% part of and "exclusivity" deal if they wanted to twist the knife.

I would have no problem if it were on both. Steam is where my other games are and id like to keep games there. But dont force my hand. Also Microsoft isnt even a store.

But you are a ching chong shill so who cares

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this is true

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>I am anti consumer

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Is this TK17?

How indeed

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>says the pirate

I was already iffy about this game so glad they made the decision for me.

seems like a big jump to make, and frankly doesnt push forward the argument at all. I purchase all my games.

same. its too bad its an sjw pandering game and there is no romance options

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This. Thanks Epic Store for paying for my copy of the game.

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wtf

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It doesnt happen anymore.

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t. zoomer

>Its not spyware
>its just browsing my files

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Double nigger

Can someone tell me why people are even thinking about supporting the epic store? All they've been doing is shit talking steam and paying for exclusives, something very anti consumer and Yea Forums have been trashing consoles for doing for years. I mean it's one thing to not want to support steam but why would you give your money to a company who cannot even give you a reason to buy from them other than "we literally paid off developers to release only on the epic store try to bring people here"? Especially when it's owned by fucking tencent?

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why would I want some cringy romance in-game that was written by people who are good at plot development, but not actual interpersonal relationships?
I'll just mod her into Honey Select or something

Shills, Zoomers, and Contraians.

>Yes roundup CAUSED cancer
>it doesnt do it anymore!
>so please spray it all around your house!

>what reason would you buy from a store other than to purchase products you can't get elsewhere
hmmm

Wtf lads

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By having thousands of other games?

It’s all just fortnite kiddies sucking off Epic.

Because they're fucking retards who hate steam because everyone else does but don't know why. Everything thats bad about steam, Epic does worse. They love how there's competition but the only ones who are benefiting from it are publishers.
Consumers are paying the same amount for a buggy launcher with less features and services and more spyware.

Well RIP