WHAT HAVE I BECOME

WHAT HAVE I BECOME
MY SWEETEST FRIEND
EVERY GAME I KNOW
GOES TO EPIC IN THE END

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what about halo mcc, the only pc game that has mattered in years

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Chinese president (whos name Yea Forums censors, LOL) is an enormous faggot who hates being publicly compared to the disney ursine doll (also apparently censored, LOL FUCK GOOK MOOT) because it was actually once his pseudonym he used when going out to get sperm in his ass and he's terrified of someone making the connection (although he's had most of his former partners killed).

What a gross, fat fuck.

Greedy Fatass. All Fatty had to do, is adjust the numbers to 88%, keep the review system, and fire all the SJW junk.

Talk about killing your own business.

Literally all you have to do is not give epic money and wait.
There's plenty of games to play until whatever timed exclusive epic has that you want releases on steam.

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STUPID GABE, YOU HAD IT ALL AND YOU JUST SAT ON YOUR FAT ASS

>lmao all he had to do is give into epic's demands and kill steam!! lmao!!
seriously fuck off shill

If he would have done that, Epic shit would implode overnight. No one wants a gook trojan full of bugs, you are better off leeching scene isos.

fuck off Kike

THE KILLER IN ME IS THE KILLER IN YOU

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Gabe is too busy testing out VR porn to care.

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Now he will have no other choice because people are already emptying their wishlists and preorders.
Fat stupid fuck lol

This only hurts day one slaves, just wait nigga, even better wait til it goes on sale.

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proof that being a billionaire is all that matters

Me, I don't give a shit. My stores are called CPY, CODEX and RLD

lmao don't listen to jews trying to make you buy games from a white man, listen to the totally non-jews trying to make you buy games from the chinaman!! lmao lmao lmao!!
I loathe you

>Epic gets the games
>Gaben gets the pussy

>half life 3 in the background
FUCK YOU GABE, WE KNOW YOU'RE HIDING IT TO HAVE ALL TO YOURSELF

Just poppin in to tell you are all retarded paying for something that doesn't even exist lol.
Literally brainwashed into paying for 1 & 0's - how fucking crazy are you people

NEVER pay for software. EVER. It feeds the fucking Devil!!!
the end

This. Fuck Steam.

Pretty sure he won't get that once he's broke

>billionaire
>ever going broke

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>Gaben going broke
I know insects are capable of high intelligence but this is ridiculous

Donald Trump


your move

Everyone is pretending this isn't all a repeat of Origin 5(?) years ago. EA has/had a few good games, Epic has fortnite and maybe they'll get a few more. 6 of one, half dozen of another

>My steam library is over 100 games, so is yours, and your mom's, and my dog's

GABEN'ED

Epic is much more of an influence on the industry due to UE4 and offering better royalties for third parties.

Origin probably gave the few devs on Origin the standard 30%

>offers devs more royalties
>gets it back from the UE4 royalties

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>buys game on steam
>money still goes to epic
based

Is than an attachment for eating virtual ass?

no, just for eating. the feeding mechanism goes straight into his ass. Yum.