Blaster Master Zero Two

Anyone rushed the game yet to see if Eve got inti'ed?

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>plant pot head
>boobs are melons

This game seems interesting

It should be one of the more recent archived threads, user.

I’m more intrigued by how her face works. Ain’t that shit just a clay pot?

Keep crying reseteratranny.

>SEE EVERYONE SEE LOOK AT THE TITS YOU LOVE TITS RIGHT JUST LIKE ANIME
>PLEASE DON'T LET US GO UNDER THE LAST GAME DIDN'T SELL VERY GOOD
It's always fucking hilarious to see such desperation for jap studios

Look down your shirt and spell attic out loud right now.

There's also a loli that needs to hang onto the textbox to be visible.

You need to go back to ShillEra, tranny.

I feel like they could really make a few more games with this premise. I mean I didin't even think the first would get a sequel so who knows.Is the loli's tank and companion on the website yet?

I fuckin love the tank designs. Reminds me of early 2000 anime when every character had like the same shit but with their own designs.

>Let's post about a game in the video game board

>NO YOU CAN'T ITS NOT ALLOWED SHILLING REEEEEE!

>ResetEra
>ever supporting this
okay retard

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Don't ignore me. What'd you see down there, user? Share with the rest of the class.

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Don't mind me, just posting Inti Creates titty monsters (plus Gibril) for fun.

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I hope they're unlockable characters even if they die in the story

>spam 30 threads of the exact same image within 2 hours, none of which get replies
>I-I'm not shilling and spamming I swear guys!
The character didn't catch on. I know your studio was going for a bowsette/wendys/merula trending meme waifu but it didn't work

>ResetEra cucks already seething at the idea of a plant with tits
Absolutely based Inti Creates

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What if IC just decides to go full Tomino?

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What. Did. You. See?

She also has a root ‘tail’

Turn A Blaster

They are desperate because they can’t use sexist and racist because it’s not even a human

>Look everyone! We made the next Bowsette
>20 minutes later nobody cares
Always gets a laugh out of me. Suits can't make waifus.

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Yikes! Discord trannies are getting toasty!

>Still thinking about Bowsette.
>20 minutes later nobody cares

Rent Free.

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Blaster Master Ideon

They only usually kill off the love interest right? The tank drivers are safe...right?

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>Tries to copy the naturally occurring Bowsette trend
>fails completely cause it was made by old gooks in suits
It never fails.

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Seething Inti shill mad that his marketing gimmick will never surpass Bowsette

So you stopped freaking about it?

>everything is shills

I'm not even mad i'm just baffled that this place can even stand under the weight of its' own "burn everything down to the ground and piss on the ashes" mentality.

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what the fuck does any of this have to do with bowsette?

when i left the second plant, bamboo tank driver and his friend were alright

I know you did it. Be a man, why don't you tell us? Are you scared, Anonymous?

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Nothing, it's just the most obvious falseflag in the world.

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Absolutely nothing.

So, leaving the retard aside...
Are the changes to the gun that bad? I didn't mind the easy dificulty of the first game, but a comment in the last thread said they ruined the combat this time by making the gun weak and having a counter

>Still freaking out because you wanted to copy based Bowsette THIS BAD

They made the guns lose power after prolonged use so you can't just roll around everywhere with the same gun.

Fucking exactly.

I think you just cant spam it like in the first game. It encourages you to use the counter.

I wonder what that one guy who makes porn of the plant pokemon (you know the one) thinks about this chick?

They're reaching at straws. Hell, I bet they're just pedoshitters ass mad that the character is more popular.

How do you use it? Press R when the reticle appears?

>Check twitter
>One of the devs is trying to say "Wow Plant girl is sooo popular!"
>His post has 0 likes, replies, and retweets
Holy fucking shit, it really is just a "PLEASE MAKE US THE NEXT 2B" marketing strategy, isn't it?

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They are running out of materials to sprout. It’s like a checklist just watch. Once they are tired of it they will move onto to the jellyfish loli.

People tend to get pissy and freak out whenever anything that isn't endless negativity catches on. It's happened before, it'll happen again.

Sorry I'm such shit.

I'm gonna go back to playing, and then study hands for a year.

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It's not popular though

Plantpenator love that dude but Graph was of course the first to screenshot her lol

Your work is appreciated

Gotta tap that shit instead of just HOLD BUTTON WIN GAME. It’s a welcoming change for me since the gun in the first game was stupid overpowered. Boss fights literally did not exist because of that

The plant character was an attempt at copying the Bowsette trend, because the last Blaster Master game flopped.

Blessed user in a sea of salty faggots.

What, Plantpenetrator/mystical? Dunno.

Just learn how to draw gloves, ez.

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Thank you for this lovely contribution user

it's been like a handful of hours since the reveal and people are already whining about it and making retarded assumptions
take a break from the internet please, I am worried about you

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This is your dead wife for tonight.

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Let’s not slide shit like that m8. This game got characters going on for everyone.

Fucking RIGHT?

I'm kinda impressed you could be this wrong.

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It’s fine all they are doing is giving free bumps to the thread.

That's exactly what it is. The devs are even trying to draw attention to it out of sheer desperation.

SHE HAS A TAIL TOO droooools

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Stop feeding them.

That's cool.

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hmmmmm

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People are so obsessed with negativity that they're actively looking for things to shit on and punt down because they want everyone to feel as outraged as they are about the tiniest things. You're physically not allowed to enjoy things to these people.

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Threads get auto-saged if too many posts sage retard

How though? How is this a bowsette?
It's just a plant pot lady.

Can confirm

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A message to all of you falling for the plant bait
i fell as well

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I think you've got the tinfoil hat on a little too tight bud,.

It's one, maybe two, obvious shitposters, there's no reason to reply once they start blatantly lying. I don't understand why focus on this game though, the melon girl is shit, but why would they be triggered this much?

Why the fuck does inti do this on every game? What's the point? I started avoiding games from them due to this, it's so stupid

I wanna fug the plant.

STOP

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I know you're not talking about this one, so which tweet is it?

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>People are so obsessed with negativity that they're actively looking for things to shit on and punt down because they want everyone to feel as outraged as they are about the tiniest things.
I know, right?

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The fuck is blast master zero 2

So the "eyes" are actual eyes and not simply holes in the pot.

It's an attempt to turn a gimmick waifu into a internet phenomenon by giving a random object giant tits. They were hoping it would have the Bowsette result because the last game didn't sell very good

He's shitposting, you won't get anything resembling a sane response

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Based and plantpilled

See? Nobody responded to him
>red heart
I fucking knew you were a shill

I wish this guy would learn how to draw better than the stubby limbs and no details like he always does.

Game must have sold well enough to have a sequel. Also the company seemed proud of the amount it sold as they released some commemorative artwork a few years back.

If you wanted me to listen to you then you shouldn't have posted porn with your post

>12 replies

Yeah okay retard, here's the (You) I know you desperately crave.

>Game must have sold well enough to have a sequel.
Obviously not since they resorted to the age old "this is our last chance so we gave the game a sexualized otaku anime artstyle" tactic

I wonder how she feels. Hard like a plant or soft like flesh. More importantly I want to touch her face

NOOO user DON'T POST FACTS HE HAS TO KEEP UP HIS SHITTY NARRATIVE

>melons

Dropped.

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>only 12 replies for a fucking developer of a newly announced and released game
Yeah so clearly nobody cares.

>every shitposter is actually Trip falseflagging
Your Italy photo sucks

melons

official site

blastermaster-zero.com/en/

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>The average game dev gets like 500 replies
>This one, for a brand new game, got 12
That's not looking good m8

>Why the fuck does inti do this on every game?
One of them clearly has a suffering fetish. Or is intensely jealous since all the girls that have died horribly were the MC's waifu

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that's been a thing forever personifying stuff and giving it tits is my fetish
bowsette isnt personifying an object though its gender bending bowser into an anime lady
It's not the same thing you're stretching real hard
u were rite

Man the amount of salt caused by a potted plant is crazy

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Why are you afraid of breasts, user? Is it because you can never have them?

Nice try shill

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Yea Forums feeds off of salt, salt is its' lifeblood.

Why do you think every thread about the next big thing to doom the industry is always so active?

damn, finding art is pretty hard. before the thread dies I want to thank you for your efforts

Why are you afraid of good gameplay? Is it because they don't rely on gimmick porn waifus?

I want to water those titties to watch them grow.

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yo, this shit good
bet my ass i'll draw her worse

The previous game had the same art style plus all the Inti creates games have an anime artstyle this game is more spirte based which is neat.

Also they didnt make the chick for waifu bait I think they just wanted to make a silly design I mean a melon plant chick with nice melons is pretty funny

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You know what they say; A little salt on Watermelon makes it taste so much better!

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no problem user

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I honestly don't understand. You have this shitty, obvious bait, stuff only grade schoolers would fall for, yet you keep replying to it. Are you literally braindead?

>1988 on loli's hat
>1988 is the year the original game released.
Nice.

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That's a fool's gamble; you can intentionally draw her bad.

mystical wont draw her because he's a salty PCfag/doesn't own a Switch to care

you're gonna have to commission to draw her

Is this the post where the shitposter feels kind of bad and tries to blame the people for replying to him so he can ignore the few replies that got to him and actually pointed out what a shithead he is?

Reconquista in B

The 3DS game nor the NES game relied on desperation waifus
>Also they didnt make the chick for waifu bait
Yes they did. That's why they gave it a gimmick look and giant tits. They wanted a unique aka marketable waifu. Like bowsette

the Blaster Master series is a nintendo exclusive?

Twice...

no way in hell i'll fake my drawing skill
i cant even softshade

Loomis is your friend
Trust me when I say it helps and it helps fast

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you best believe someone is working on that there was a guy that does BE for Lilligant

Looks like Plague's gonna get in on drawing her too.

Maybe we will get more plant paizuri due to this.

My dick just bought me this game, what am I in for?

Holy projection. Go dilate your hole, tranny

I want Blaster Master in a super robot wars game!

No, I'm just sad people keep doing it, this thread is a trainwreck. I bet he's laughing his ass off right now and will keep doing it for a few more hours, maybe convincing a few more posters and all threads about the game will be like this for a few weeks.

Bingo.

Blaster Master Zero so far is Nintendo exclusive I believe.

A good time.

>Plague
>teckworks

Looks like I'm going to be fapping to plant tiddies for a while.

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I want to Blast her full of my Master cum.

i mean, is BM02 is coming to Steam?
I didnt watch the showcase

>145 posts
>43 posters
>literally all the images ITT are porn
You know I was interested in this game but.....

Zero is at least. There was one on the playstation.

I mean just look at the OP.

This thread was never about the game

But the 3ds game did have an anime artslyle and that girl you had to take care of which some people could see as a waifu. And in this game you fight pilots heaven forbid one be a silly sexy character not every sexy chick as deep meaning be hid it some people just want to have fun try it sometime.

And she had big tits because she is a melon alien thats the joke also what does this have to do with a TG meme thats dead now

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you could play it, enjoy it, and ignore the plant tits

boobs

what do her nipples look like?

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The games suck shit. Just fap to the grass girl

official art?

Watermelon seeds.

>But the 3ds game did have an anime artslyle
No it didn't. And especially not a hardcore ecchi weeb wannabe style
>that girl you had to take care of which some people could see as a waifu
female character =/= waifu you fucking newfag.
>And she had big tits because
Because they had no other way to draw attention to the game.

Probably not. The first one is still Nintendo exclusive and the trailer didn't mention anything besides Switch.

It's from the damn trailer

see

tfw we cant have a thread about blaster master because some anons know that there are easy (yous) if they talk about a plant girl.

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Blaster Master Zeta
Blaster Master ZZ
Blaster Master: Eve's Counter Attack
Blaster Master F91
Victory Blaster
Garzey's Blaster

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>3 replies to ACfag already
How much worse can the thread get? Any guesses? Can we get blunderfag in here, barneyfag, or even ACK? Maybe some bog standard loli/gore posting to round things out.

It's almost as if nobody actually gives a fly fuck about the mediocre looking game. Just fap to the waifu, sperg.

Ok then go for it. Post some loli/gore. Oh wait you're too pussy

Is she suppose to be a jellyfish?

Nice projection. You think of it all by yourself?

>we gave the game a sexualized otaku anime artstyle
They do it with nearly every game they make. Inti Creates are a bunch of degenerates.

She made me buy the game I'm actually really enjoying myself, for 10 bucks no less.

>They do it with nearly every game they make
See? They're desperate as fuck to shill

Oh god

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I thought ACfag only cared about Metroid and 'cutscenes'?

>Yea Forums : having fun
>Resetera: "STOP HAVING FUN!"

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The 3DS had the Inti weebshit artstyle that you see in Gunvolt duology and to a lesser extent MN9.

>ACfag
Shit, now it all makes sense

On the 2nd major planet already. I love how feudal japan it is.

I'm too busy with Baba to try it out right now but it seems like fun, I'll check it out when I no longer enjoy headaches.

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Other way around actually. She drove away most people from what I can tell

anyone notice how posters like this sound like they're from /pol/?

Liking left-handed swordstomboys with exposed tummies and tiny leather skirts is not degenerate

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>Female =/=waifu
No shit genius thats why I said "some people" would find it waifu like.
Also one sexy character doesnt make the whole game a hardcore ecchi stlye or lose all credibility as a good game.
Plus she was in the trailer for 3 secs the gameplay and sprite work is what got me interested in the game and because I played the first but need to finish it

Anything vaguely Metroid/vania falls under ACfag's scope of shitposting.

No?

>Waifu weeb style is used in garbage games
EXACTLY my point

>vines still attatched
woahg

>PLANT TITS

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How do you not recognize the classic "literally every image of a female character is porn?"

Holy shit shut the fuck up. Why would you come to this site if you only want to shit on it's most popular board? You do know almost all of us browse it, right?

I sincerely doubt, literally no one talked about Blaster Master to begin with.

I'm always one for big tits but this really seems like it exists only to pander
this

Who are you quoting? I'm simply pointing out that its the same weebshit anime style that is associated with practically all the games made by IntiCreates.

And even less are talking about it now

Maybe it's because I haven't seen him lately but I just haven't known ACfag to go on about bowsette, shilling or resetera, he tends to argue like a schizophrenic against groups of people he invented in his head.

>pander
I'd love to hear what loose definition you have for this word.

I'm quoting you. You pointed out how Gunvolt and Mighty Blunder Nope use the desperate weeb artstyle. This proves my point that only awful games resort to such tactics

Master Blaster Kanna/Gore when

There is a point where sexualization just becomes fucking dumb, and I think that literal melon breasts with bondage gear is that point.

AWWW SHIT THERE'S ALREADY PAIZURI PORN OF HER BOIS

e621.net/post/show/1822918

>Giant tits in nothing but a bikini
>not pandering
Bait orr???

As in, they are trying to attract horny super-weebs who otherwise would not care about the game.

IMO that's pretty much every design from XC2 in a nutshell

When someone go out of their way to give a loli a 3 frame pantyshot you know they're far gone.

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enjoy your ban

I didn't say what you quoted. You twisted what I have said to suit your own agenda against a title you probably give zero fucks about. I merely pointed out that the games share the same art style.

for example, this faggot:

>linking to porn is the same as posting it

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>e621.net/post/show/1822918
nice >:]

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Yeah, that's another game that pulls the "We'll do anything for sales" move

Don't be fucking silly

Guess I'll return tomorrow to see if anyone finished the game to see if I purchase it or not. And maybe the waifu of the day shit will be gone

Linking to porn is banworthy you fucking idiot

that's the only porn of her. At least what I could find. user in this thread is a life saver

>nobody pointed out Inti Creates also makes Gal*Gun
Yeah, it's so rare for them to do fanservice.

kill yourself resetera tranny

>one character
>that doesn't even take up 20% of screentime
>pandering
ok retard
>samefag

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Good thing at least the smash Mithra design happened. It's not perfect by any means but it's definitively an improvement

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>If they consistently make low effort garbage then this low effort garbage is ok
Uh what?

>>samefag
What? I was very clearly replying to my own post there. I wasn't trying to hide that.

There's no rule for that though mongo, just posting porn is banned.

Fuck the SJW wars shit for making retards think that you can literally only be either a hypersexual teenager or a sex-hating feminist.

>It can't be pandering if it's one character
Except that only enforces it. They went out of their way to make a ecchi character in a game where nobody else is ecchi shit. That's token pandering.
>anime image
Oh it's just a redditor

Too far or just attention to detail because she in the air I guess Sonic Advance is too far to with Amy Rose

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Althought Eve's Lalah of Jason's Amuro. In guess new rival is Char

ignore the niggas fapon.
Games pretty good too.

>There's no rule for that though
>All boards on 4channel.org are to be considered "work safe". Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed.
Links to porn is NSFW content

>Sex sells
>Video games make sexy characters
>Profit
Cry me a river, libtards

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Amy also had a (lampshaded) panty shot in the character select screen of Sonic Adventure so Sega just liked showing her panties.

So does she have an official name? I wanna look her up for... my botany research paper.

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Gee, it's almost like negativity and outrage appeals more than any amount of sexual pandering can ever hope to. I wonder why people are constantly told to take increasingly psychotic sides on increasingly arbitrary subjects so as to increase their fervor and devotion to the things they believe are right, but really they're just being played by greedy corporations one way or the other.

Kanna

Quantity doesn't fucking matter you cretin. It's obvious that the character is there to get horny fuckers to buy the game.
Good, I've always like BM. Too bad I don't have, and don't plan on getting, a switch

Worst part is that this place’s contrarian nature fell hard for both of them at the same time.

I know right it was always my greatest fear not that the SJWs would get too much power alone. But that they would push so many people away that they would go too far then we get two super annoying easily offended asshats.

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It’s happening AGAAAAIN

look at the green on her character art she really does just look like this UNF

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Dont forgot to talk to Eve for lore and tips!

Just ignore them and believe what you wanna believe

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>if you aren't a horny underage then you're a sjw
What?

i guess just play the waiting game and see if it'll come to any other system

Double paizuri fanart when?

Get a load of this hypersexual sex-hating teenage feminist.

Are you missing all of the posts calling people "resetera", "tranny", etc just for saying that they don't like this design?

>muh pants

Back to Tumblr.

>Inti game with no affiliation to Gal*Gun coming to platforms other than Nintendo's
Eh, that seems very unlikely.

geez, where do you keep finding their art? I guess I'm looking at the wrong places

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nice

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I can't wait for the inevitable spin-off featuring this guy.

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I hate this artist so much
Their shit always looks god tier from the thumbnail, and then you open it and it's a messy jagged piece of trash

Twitter. The shittiest place to post art, but boy do artists love using it as a gallery.

>guy

>hair in front of the helmet
That's a girl or a fuccboi

tfw Jason ran Sophia Zero into the ground trying to find a cure for Eve. Tfw the only part they could salvage from her was the main cannon.

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this guy looks cool. I think the plant and lollipop don't hinder the game. I enjoyed bm zero so I'll probably like this

No more porn on tumblr, and Pixiv is a pain with Japanese tagging.

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>obsessed with a dead site
Tumblr is officially puritan and twitter will be next

I didnt say that

>imagine the taste
I'm imagining an Arizona Tea watermelon taste. that ultra, over-sweetened flavor

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Pro tip, learn to read before browsing a message board.

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Maybe it's because the detractors keeps reaching with broad, insane assumptions about the fans and the artists. There's rarely ever a sensible person who may dislike the design but doesn't do it to jump on the throats of the fans/game-creators.

Latest sales figures I could find were from six months after launch and it had sold 110k copies. Not bad for a revival of a long dead, niche franchise.

Hypothetical: What if, one day, Yea Forums becomes the only place of proper discussion on the entire internet and we receive a flood of normies so great that no amount of rage can stop it?

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In his defense, the zero was horrible in terms of energy efficiency

ha ha yeah WHAT IF

If Yea Forums becomes the only place to have discussions then "normies" probably aren't interested in discussions anymore

>silly sexual fun design gets westerners in conniptions of moral/ethical crisis

Why are westerners so prude and unfun nowadays? You guys fucking created sexual fanservice in modern media.

Why do you keep bringing up Bowsette?

>I think the plant and lollipop don't hinder the game
Don't see how it should. They're just goofy aliens from different planets.

>"Stop fapping to sexy women!"
>"Why are you calling me a SJW?"

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Its already happening honestly people hate having their way of thinking and speaking policed.

just sit back and enjoy the fire, play some games and fap to some watermelon titties.

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They're too busy killing or punching each other, that's why

MARIO IS WATCHING YOU FAP

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>Xbox remake

Disgusting trash

How is the game though?

Probably pretty fun, Zero was pretty fun.

It's pretty good so far, bosses aren't made of paper this time around.

True, I just hope that G-Sophia gets a cool final form or something.

Tumblr is still kicking? I haven't checked that place in a while

Do you need help user?

Thanks user

>it's still linear as fuck, but it embraces linearity and gives you extra sub areas as a exploration reward
>protag is still slow as fuck on land but the counter is extremely satisfying and you can actually fuck it up
>you can't spam your most powerful shot because it becomes weaker
It's fun/10, but FUCK that ladder challenge.

tumblr's userbase went down 30% or 60%. I don't remember but its one of those numbers.
All the artists I followed on tumblr basically moved on somewhere else since their accounts are censored which made my account useless because now there's no art for me to find.

tumblr today is mostly just shitposters, and people with multiple accounts posting there very rarely. most artists just moved to twitter or newgrounds after the nsfw ban.

yeah it is but its on a downward trend. Site was pretty much good for only finding lewds, and Twitter is a very poor substitute.

>tumblr's userbase went down 30% or 60%
Only that much? I expected it to go down much more

what artist?
i need to see more of their art so i can laugh at it haha

do you mean the boogie wannabe or someone else?

>twitter is a very poor substitute
yes and I hate it. The file compression on twitter is awful. I have to save things from their and wait for a higher quality version to be uploaded elsewhere.
There are a couple sites for good art, but not everyone uses them so now it's an easter egg hunt

It was a fifth, but the actual number of users they lost were in the millions.

The first time i found them I thought plantpenatrator and boogie were the same artist.
Plant has been going to a weird direction with his style now. I still enjoy it but some of his works don't seem as good as before

riendonut, be warned it's mostly furfaggotry
don't even care about their work, but always been able to recognize it for some reason

Its aggressively mediocre and only like 40 minutes long

>MFW I just found a new place.

newtumbl.com/

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>I want to project my fucking pathetic virgin thirst onto everything
>why are you calling me a shitposter?

that's because now he's copying other people like nitro too.

>porn porn porn games aren't important just fap
You're part of the problem I'm talking about

>near 300 posts
>only 70 posters
>mostly porn images
Well good to know that this isn't a game worth caring about

>project my fucking pathetic virgin thirst
Wow. Hyperbolic much?

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Not really. The people that spam DUDE EVERYTHING MUST BE PORN LMAO are either underage or virgins or both

>games aren't important just fap
where

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>Also one sexy character doesnt make the whole game a hardcore ecchi stlye or lose all credibility as a good game.
But that's kinda exactly what it does? That's why pandering characters exist

Well this thread that is nothing but links to porn and lewd Twitter art, with no game discussion

No, ACfag. Point out, specifically in his post, where.

>"Stuff I don't like is pandering!"

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Yeah, he's a femboy

and its already shit
twitter.com/GcfMug/status/1101577544028114946?s=19

literally soup.io 2.0, now viable for a lawsuit

shouldn't it be Blaster Master One?

I see nothing but contrarian shitposting in this thread, such that you contributed to.
>what is Final Fantasy X-2

>The post point was that you shouldn't cared about politics and just enjoyed the game and girls.
>Twist his word to make him look like he only cared about the porn.
You should get a job at CNN, you and Jim Acosta could hit it off well.

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You never cared for the game in the first place, you fuck.

This entire thread that is nothing but porn links and lewd Twitter images with no game discussion

only if a majority of people know about it.
shit. guess it's back to scouring the internet r34

I did. The trailer looked good but I pressed X to doubt when the pandering tits appeared. It's always a bad sign, like they're trying to cover something up. I guess I was right.

It's basically the first game but better. Level design, difficulty, and balance are all hugely improved.

>something finally happens in video games to satisfy my thing for cute plant girls
>she's even got the biggest hooters in the game and has a pot for a head
>some dipshit takes it upon himself to complain about it anyway

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>occurring Bowsette trend
She's an official character dude. It's not exactly a trend. Just another new waifu.

>says that he only cares about porn and not the game
>this is somehow okay
No.

don't let a few bags of tree sap deter you from the game. But I can't stop you so I guess you do you

Its a marketing ploy to try and capture the success of bowsette as a gimmick waifu

You're overthinking it. The devs are just having fun with the character design.
The game itself is fine, so far. Might be better than the first one.

Why does her hat say 1983?

>le cheeky weeb booby synonym meme
I mean you're already telling me that the game is no good just by doing this m8

I wouldn't say so. Bowsette was caused by porn artists and wan't even official. Also I don't think bowsette is the first to do fanservice.
This is just your average everyday fanservice

>The plant character was an attempt at copying the Bowsette trend, because the last Blaster Master game flopped.

I hope to almighty christ you're shitposting. No one can be this retarded.

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I hope you get help for the dire autism that drives you to keep saying this sort of gibberish.

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im seeing 1780

If they're having fun then why are the pilots both bland ass waifu tropes? Not seeing your logic?

you don't need to play it though

>all this lewd plant art
>no wholesome art of the loli
goddamn it

he's entirely right

Insults are admitting defeat. Glad you agree with me that the character is a lazy no effort marketing ploy! You by definition agree since you've resorted to insults

Im not gonna at this point. What's your point?

You can get lolis in hats any other day of the damn week, plants are a rarity and they need to be cherished.

Boi you don't even know.

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It's a potted plant with watermelon tits. Hard to imagine the artists didn't have a at least giggle while designing her.

>everybody's so busy shitposting that nobody's ever going to actually fucking find out whether inti kills off eve or not
i hate all of you

Are you actually taking snippet of my post and omitting the rest for your agenda?

its okay friend. they'll come soon. people make requests and commissions. I hope

I really should play Blaster Master Zero.

titty plants
alien loli
corruption

game just doing it all

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Its a generic genki titty gimmick girl. Where exactly is the fun?

I'm just saying you don't need to play it. Since you don't like the fan service then its your choice. No point or underlying message

i want to fuck a plant pussy

Nobody here gives a fuck about the game fag. Just fap to plant tits

>Jason Frudnick
more like Jason Fuggnik

im normally really into plant girls but the pot head kills it for me

Calm down Alex Jones.

Ok and I'm probably not gonna play it as this thread points to it being supbar

>t. ACfag

this guy gets it
although a bit awkward, i think it's cute

I feel like i'm getting close to the end of the game so i guess i'll find out soonish

But you're still going to stick around in this thread announcing that you won't play the game in every reply.

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stop replying to the snoy faggot seething that us nintenchads once again get characters with huge, delicious melons

cool, thanks
had a feeling that was the name, i've commissioned them before

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T. Resetera tranny

Mystical is gonna be happy

Yes and? If people want to discuss their dismay then I will join them. What are you gonna do?

Is he wrong?

Boy do I love fall damage.

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Hes just mad that he cant act like a retarded meme weeb without pissing people off

I made it to the end and got the health upgrade, only to fail returning.

>and you have to go back

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>fall damage in a platformer
The fuck is this bubsy shit?

>discuss their dismay
>over a game he hasn't played
>let alone watched

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>reminding me that Dragon Marked for Deaths online is pretty much dead
This sucks

This is why the Sophia is emphasized. It does the survival, firepower and big traversal. Your on-foot self by comparison is obviously human, limited and vulnerable when not in the dungeons made for on-foot gameplay.

Wheres the issue

So shit game then

I'm sure at least a few people at Sunsoft are spinning in their graves right now.

you know ass he wont do it because he's a switchlet pc elitist
its gonna be commissioned

one of his spic copycats did one tho:
twitter.com/_v_1_2/status/1108527824380530688

Calm down DSP.

>Gives reason as to why game is why it is
>Says the game is shit because it makes sense

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Old Sunsoft made Atlantis no Nazo, I hope they're burning in hell.

lmao git gud

Why is it getting the upgrade is easier then escaping that damn room?

Resetera reeeing in 3... 2... 1...

Why the countdown? Resetera is on an eternal state of REEEEEEEE...

I'm convinced that Inti Creates wanted to spite everyone who complained about the ladder segments in BMZ 1 by making a planet that's just 20 ladder jumps in a row where if you die at any point you have to redo the entire thing.

Doesn't need to, we already have some chucklefuck here doing it.

already happened

>googles atlantis no naze because I've never heard of it

>The game is a side-scrolling platform game, similar to Super Mario Bros., but unlike Mario, it is possible to scroll in both directions on the screen rather than just the right-hand direction. However, the somewhat choppy physics of Atlantis no Nazo, one-hit deaths, and multiple pathways make it much more challenging than Super Mario Bros.

>SunSoft developed the game with the intention of surpassing the enormously popular Super Mario Bros., and advertised the game with the slogan Ano Super Mario wo koeta!! (あのスーパーマリオを超えた!!, lit. "The game that surpassed Super Mario!!" The number of levels included in Atlantis did surpass the number included in Super Mario Brothers).

Oh boy

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>big vacuoles-like organs to store water

Lewd? No sir, i can only do cute-comedy stuff
(Also can somehow someone confirm if the gun is actually connected to the roots? because it looks like it)

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Only played the first world so far but it's already harder than Zero's endgame, which is good as Zero's greatest sin is how easy it is.

Is the first game worth buying?

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It's seriously one of the most frustrating games I ever played, even for NES standards.

A whole new meaning to retaining water

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I haven't even tried this and I'm already furious.

Not with this one out.

RetardEra hates this game?

Shit I'm buying a copy right now.

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I'm up for the challenge except I know i'll be furious

So can I play as the plant?
Is she a boss or random NPC or something?

Zero's still a fine game, it's just that 2 is better.

Eventually since they are all rival tank users. DLC kinda guaranteed.

legit question. I've been in this thread for 5 minutes and havent heard a thing regarding this. from the trailer it seems like she helped the player but may be is a boss

if its one thing Inti Creates delivers on is DLC

This is the best one yet

...

i love it

That's pretty cute.

Same, but I still prefer him over boogie's newer stuff. It's not bad but he just keeps drawing the same type of expressions, body types, tits, excessive sweat and messiness etc.. is what puts me off from him

So does she take over peoples bodies like Dio did to Jojo

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Prove she dies at the end or else.

Maybe if you water her enough and give her copious amounts of fertilizer you'll make her extra thick

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Well obviously it's not going to show other platforms lol, it was a showcase for the switch and nothing else even if they are ports

Finally got all the items, about to go for the true ending now. Wish me luck.

If Eve dies at the end I'm gonna throw my switch against a wall.

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I wouldn't be surprised if that was a thing

...proceed

oh for fuck's sake the true final world is a level where you can't use the tank

i'm assuming you get it back partway in but man

>The corruption is canonically responsible for her breasts getting twice as big.
*sweating intensifies*

Ravioli ravioli pls dont kill my waifuoli

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>Gathervira
How the fuck

I have a great need to fertilize a plant until it is thicc.

Melee counter.

nice. didn't even notice that

I may desperation discord at some point, what the online needs is the function to switch quests in the lobby, holy shit does that hold the game back

Is ResetERA really getting their panties over this atm? I thought they're still asshurt over the DMC voice actor?

I like Jason's new cape

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Just look at it. They are literally seething over a one side character just because she’s a fanservice bait.

>energy capes
If anything warframe did to me is light/energy based accessories.

You fight her and then she helps you out

alright sounds good. Doesn't have to be her specifically, but I hope they add DLC for this game like they did previously

I like to think it's how he uses the blast counters. Why else would he suddenly have a cloak

I'm beginning to think they really do hate fanservice characters, even when they're NOT the main draw and are just a side character.

If they have things their way, fanservice characters are ounishable by death.

blessing in a curse

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>the entirety of area F
WHY

C'mon Fred is literally froggy from Sonic Adventure

I kinda feel like they're gonna be unlockable considering every MA user gives you a wierd ass emblem if you go above and beyond in helping them out

but the original game was 1988, even if the US version of Blaster Master was what created the "Jason trying to save Fred" backstory. Zero just fused the Jap and US stories together.

those fucking melons were out of nowhere

>Mutant Tit expansion

Why contain it?

What the fuck is wrong with the ladder controls in this game? It is fucking impossible to guarantee that Jason will grab the ladder when you jump on it.

So, I never played the original NES game. Is the first Zero worth buying?

Because Lord only knows what will happen if it continues to infect her.

What did he mean by this?

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You don't need to play the original. Zero is a reboot.

I'd say so as it's a pretty great remake with an extended ending.

It also has DLC characters if that is to your liking for added replayability.

Okay, I figured that, but is Zero worth playing or should I skip right to 2?

You'll probably appreciate Zero 2 a lot more if you play Zero 1 first.

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If you care about story. Yes.

Okay.

Last question: 3DS or Switch? Like, is there any noticeable difference between the two versions?

2's intro just outright spoils the story of 1. The only thing it leaves out is Fred being a robot and not the mutant you fight in Area 4 of the original

>I think that literal melon breasts with bondage gear is that point.
It's a melon net you dodo.

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WAIT WAIT SO THE BAD ENDING IS CANNON OR WHAT? I JUST GOT THE TRUE ENDING FOR THE FIRST GAME NOT TOO LONG AGO.

Zero IS the reboot of the original. But it combined both the original Japanese version and the American localization.

Bowsette is the new boogeyman just like how dark souls was to game journos

The good ending is canon

3DS runs at 30fps and has no rumble (which is pretty neat in these games).

Noticeable enough. So Switch then.

Thanks.

i am retarded and somehow thought this was talking about mega man zero, not blaster master zero because inti creates, fuck me

Uh... I think you responded to the wrong user.

Switch. Just because you get a bigger screen and the 3DS version doesn’t even use the 3D function.

Are they pulling a Megaman X5 in my ass again?

Kinda.

HOLY FUCK GRAB THE FUCKING LADDER JASON YOU AUTIST.

I think the devs love making people suffer since the ladder jumps are like this in every game.

Bought the first game because I was really interested in it. Enjoyed it and I say still give it ago. Play it 100% normally then try the DLC if you want they STEAM ROLL everyone.

Beat it.

Good game overall, an improvement over the original in every way but I really wish there were more main worlds. Counting the final level there's only six stages, and in one of them you're not even in the tank half the time. Granted, each stage is better designed than in the first game (except for maybe the final one because I need to stress how awful the part when you're not in the tank is), and there's also a ton of side planets to make up for it, but yeah. Consider it a good sign that once I was done I instantly wanted more, I guess. My final time was 6 hours and 16 minutes, so somewhere around as it takes to beat the first game 100%.

No post-game modes unfortunately, I'm guessing that'll be DLC.

Also, warning for anyone else going for the true ending: like in the first game, going to the final world will completely lock you out from visiting the other levels. You'll know when the point of no return is when you get there.

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She keeps the highlights and huge tits.
This truly is a good ending.

They always have.

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That is especially cruel in a game with limited lives and continues.

FUCK im not even far from that part

did she died

Now that I think about it Eve got the blue highlights after the infection but Jason always had them.

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Fucking finally got that lifeup and survived the jump back. He wouldn't grab the first ladder back and would smash himself on the tiny ground next to the water.

That happened to me five goddamn times.

She's not translucent, so I'd assume she's fine.

Eve survives.

DO IT FAGGOT

He infected her with his penis and children in the 2nd and 3rd game.

Son of a bitch he does. Even in the first game. Jason was mutant all along huh

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They did nerf that room in the American release.

In the original series I mean

And thank God for that.

So wait, what do the emblems do if they don't unlock anything

The emblems are required to get the true ending. There's a story-related reason for them.

I don't actually know if you need all the items and all the emblems to get the true ending or if it's just getting all the emblems, but I got 100% items anyway just to be safe.

I like this ho because she satisfies my breast bondage fetish

>that image
Thank god she didn't get inti'd. Bought

I still think they'll be playable at some point though. You cant click on their profiles on the site for the game. Maybe they'll make them accessible as they release them.

What happened to the Plant Girl? This is important.

>didn't get inti'd.
Yet.

>this official art shows her nets fully encapsulating her tits under the shirt
wew lad

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And that see through bra/shirt
My FUCKING DICK

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>Posting a traitor
It's not even video game related, unlike OP.

She and everyone else you met throughout the game use their emblems to warp to you to save you during the final battle.

I really want watermelon juice right now

She's safe in this game, so that's good enough for now

I'm still learning but post a lewd request that isn't completely degenerate and I promise I'll have it drawn in some bmz2 thread in the future

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Post more Kanna. I wanna juice her melons!

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Jesus Christ why enemies have to respawn so fast?

Kanna as a WW2 bomber pin-up.

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jason awkwardly exploring eve's new bust size

Does two also have co-op?
Having my little sister nuke everything was fun

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I wanna know why Tae has a southern accent

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the more details i know, the stronger my erection

>new
what changed

Kanna in a coconut bra and grass skirt at the beach.

It's perfect.

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the corruption made her bust a bit larger
see

I don't know why but I'm not complaining either