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NI-
Why did you do this?
C'mon, boys. It's gonna take more than 2 if you wanna hear this here announcement.
C'MON Yea Forums WE NEED TO HEAR IT
An announcement?
give us the announcement engie
Jesus christ, engie
we gotta hear it engie
anyone have the webbum of the Yea Forumsirgin who did the engineer dance?
You can say it now, Engie.
GENTLEMEN
We already know ur big gay, OP. No need for a public announcement.
don't fucking say it engie
>didn't even tell me i have unpleasant facial features
what the hell man
Going to say nig-
Do it treacherous engineer faggot .
yeeeeeeeeee-
>first 3/4s
"Kinda cringe tbqhwf"
>that YEEEEEE at the end
>mfw
>the announcement is the heavy update release date
When did Team Fortress 2 peak lads?
I need my announcement
Bumping for sexual intercourse
Legend.
The peak was 2007-2009, it's all downhill from there. Just like my life.
Cmon engie, tell us
It better be worth it
Cake n' Bacon
Gotta move that gear up!
Third of the way there, boys. Y'all wanna hear that announcement now, don't you?
Let me guess, the announcement is "yore ugleh"
N
the announcement is that your gay
You better deliver u turbo nig
YEEHAW
Alright.
I'm doing my part
>try to get into overwatch
>shallow gameplay held up by subpar waifu pandering
>try to get into Splatoon
>exact same thing, only for pedos
>go back to TF2
>outshines both of them effortlessly
Imagine being beaten by an 11 year old hat simulator.
Sir may I kindly ask you to fuck off.
source video pleasee, been looking for it for ages
how many threads are we going to need to get to 100 posts today, OP
one hundred replies coming up!
Alright Engineer I'm listening
You better deliver, grease monkey
How does it make you feel that random crits will be removed in the next big patch because big tf2 youtubers complained enough?
HOLY FUCK THE SOURCE FOR ENGINEER.WEBM EXISTS???
>tfw no zhanna fiancee
nah, they won't do it
they'd have to rebalance tons of items because of it
tons of items only have 'no random crits' as its downside
>next big patch
The one that's right around the corner, right? Just like their bi-monthly comic?
Spit it out, engie.
CE
of course it does
there's a source for ugleh too
Do you know where ugleh comes from? I'd search for it, but I'm as Lazy as a Mountain.
cmonb ros i want to listen to engi
>the video is 9 years old
fug
yfw F2P will soon be 8 years old.
Yeah, I'm sure you are :)
Ugleh
Fuck you i'm going in hell.
do it
-HA
The out of place soft music kinda ruined it, wouldve made an SFM short and added the guitar effects on post. Bum
>Sniper was a New Zealander living in Australia
>Brenton was an Australian living in New Zealand
Contributing to post goal.
>I started playing in 2013 so I'm le tf2 veteran
>all of tf2 must contort itself around cockguzziling esports faggots
>tf2 r srs bsns
Hope you don't live in Kiwi Land mate or else you're going to prison for 12 years for sharing that.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ok
Guys this announcement threads are fun and all, but let's not blow our load too early or jannies will start to 404 shit.
HOWDY
that's the music form meet the engineer, you fucking newfag
I shall help
I wouldn't be surprised. Removed or not removed I'll still play the game.
Someone post the doom one
Dude calm your autism, i can understand you might think that, but i meant that i need the clean audio for making the SFM short.
you said it was out of place
that's exactly the place it was made for
REEEEEEEEE
Who is going to die in the last comics, and why it is Spy?
He's going to protect Scout
Scout will be the new spy for TF3.
ok maybe i shouldve worded that better, by "out place" i mean the guitar audio is weirdly softer (and i think kinda distorted a little at least from what i can hear)
I was kinda thinking of just animating it, kept the voice lines then add in the original guitar rifts but with the right environmental reverbs and bg music.
>tfw they killed the engie's dad off screen
god i wish soldier were me
no such thing as a 3
The Engineer is Engihere
+1 reply, c'mon engie
>He's going to protect Scout
>Scout will be the new spy for TF3.
Fuck i wish this was real.
okay
nah, here's the REAL spoilers
More seriously, if a 3 happen, it probably would still be connected to 2.
Because of all the hats and weapons.
Always be thankful for your daily dose.
>Because of all the hats and weapons.
you lost me here
Yeah, i'm thinking he's based.
Bring it on
>"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-" instead of "HEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
Sorry, he's sapped and BLUpilled
100th post for nice knowing you guys!
Danke, Doktor
>no conscientious objector and Photo Badge of the Dose
let's gooo
NOW IS THE TIME ENGIANON, ERECT THAT MESSAGE
How did you get passed the anti-aussie sensors? HOW ARE YOU POSTING UPSIDE-UP?
OP DELIVER YOU YEEHAW HICK FUCK
stop ruining the threat maggot.
I told you Heavy would get into smash
doc come on man
Reminder
>109 replies in and no announcement
Engineer has abandoned us
Alright, boys. Y'all earned that announcement.
Is TF2 a good game to play when depressed?
I stopped playing in 2015 because of all the servers and rank BS, but i still fucking miss the game...are community servers (and MvM) still alive?
nigger
IMPOSTER
>vocaroo.com
What did he mean by this?
Hopefully another eggcellent thread
god damn it, engie. try this shit again
Don't trust that spy poster.
Here's the actual announcement, boys.
vocaroo.com
BOYS WE GOT A SPY
yeehaaw
Negro.
holy based
Job well done!
BASED HARDHAT
>vocaroo.com
Disappointing.
YEEEHAAAA
You will pay for this injustice against cunny posters.
based and fuck pedos
>vocaroo.com
Based and uglehpilled
OH NO NO NO
BASED GREASE MONKEY
not based and absolutely not redpilled
Just for you, user.
I am not disappointed
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLY FUCKING BASED
THANKS DOC
>engie and robotnkik vs the cunnyposters
I'd watch that.
>t. pedospy
THAT'S NOT THE ORIGINAL DOSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Based and YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE pilled
Based even if this joke was the same as the Eggman one. I was expecting a FUCK FURFAGS one this time.
Cunnyposters will never recover
Could a game like TF2 ever happen again? like, with the characters and all. and the comfy gameplay.
user he would get banned for steam if he posted it.
HOT DIGGITY DAMN HE DID IT
What Eggman joke? I'm interested
Don't trust this scumbag. Trust me! Get to 250 replies and I'll tell you where the Australium vaults are.
Everything’s too market-tested and sterilized these days, characters like TF2’s couldn’t happen in a big release western game these days.
When I get the chance I'll actually post it, just unable to use it.
Worry not my patients, Herr Doktor will have the proper dose soon(tm)
I miss playing TF2 with my old IRL and IVL friends... or just playing TF2 in general, is the game better than in 2015 now?
THAT SCOUT IS A SPY!
+1 reply
Based and Engiepilled
YIPPEE KI YAY HE YAY YAAAAH KIOH!
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bump for n-word
Fuck you Scout, nobody likes you
>rank bs
>mym came out in 2016
yeah user, stop larping, you play tf2 every day you'll always be depressed
...
Rank were in 2016? fuck, my mind brainfarted i guess, i know i stopped when they were added.
and yeah, i'm a sad little man...
Jesus that demomans arms are the size of tree trunks
the game is slightly worse due to the introduction of matchmaking, but hte gameplay is the same fun you remember
Nastalgia is a hell of a drug. People think it was better years ago but really nothing has changed. Same old 3 snipers, 3 spies, 1 friendly hoovy, 1 good pub stomping soldier, that one pyro,a demoknight or jumping caberer, 1 guy trying to play scout on last point defense badwater and a medic using the vaccinator incorrectly.
It's beautiful.
impressive
Thanks man
How the fuck does Yea Forums have so many good voice actors.
>The janny
lost my shit
Fug, i guess i'm going to play the game again. Life is shit but at least i will have this.
Welcome back.
I still wonders how this video was made after 8 years.
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Right after it came out. Balance went in a really boring direction.
shit just got real
that is actually really impressive, wtf
>the engineer is working for hiro
i'm siding with scout
I must make an animation of this.
cringe and bluepille
Based and advertiser pilled! Let's do it for the MONEY!
the fucking YEEEEEEEEE- gets me every time
let's get this announcement, boys
Fuck's sake, man
since when did the engineer sound like vergil
POST RARE UGLEHS
I have truly created a movement! Long live Eggchannel!
BASED EGGMAN
Guys, you gotta be quick! We need to finish the wave so we can upgrade out equipment!
BASED
ABSOLUTELY
B A S E D
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED!
BASED
does Yea Forums have a steam group or discord server for tf2
Egg-approved
only the party van
now fuck off
just the partyvan on weekends
BASED
cringe and bluepilled
not unintelligible enough to be the pyro
THAT PYRO'S A SPY!
pyro does not talk, you had one job
I didn't understand a word you said, buddy, but I'm sure it was important!
based but bluepilled
I agree. I did not expect there to be more threads after the two Eggthreads. I am concerned. Who could have more important announcements than my own?
Either way, the Eggman shall retired until such a time as Eggchannel needs to be addressed.
reminder that the boomer scout actually got in
Godspeed everyone. Scout out.
How did Valve get away with have a voice line like this in game?
Every FUCKING time
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BASED
Spy mains will never recover from this
SPY NIGGERS WILL SEETHE
BASED
>chk chk
>CHKCHKCHKCHKCHKCHKCHK
fucking kek
Today was a good day
amehn, bartner
BASED
>CHK CHK
BASED
If the engineer isn't up to the task, then I will be the one.
>last video 8 years ago
damm this shit was good, hope he did more with other movie trailers
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BASED
what the fuck is this glitch
Spy saps a level 1 sentry at a certain point during it's level up animation to level 2. If the spy holds his sapper and the engi destroys the building then a floating sapper appears or so I think I might be getting my glitches mixed up.
just right click the sentry and place it back down
I did that before I started recording. Since the spy was dead, it just stayed on the sentry. After it went down, the spy couldn't put another sapper down at all.
Yeah, I just found delfy's video on it.
>this guy joins your game
What do you do
>user has been removed from the match by system
>NI-K mondiiegg
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damn... based
Name a single one of them that would be tangibly superior than other equivalent options if the entire game had no crits just like them.
If they removed the only downaide for a lot of the weapons that valve 'balanced' that way, then what's the point in using stock?
I don't hear you naming any weapons that lack downsides, bitchboy.
Third Degree aside, every single weapon has a quantifiable drawback that has nothing to do with random crits.
Serious question: how would you feel if Valve announced a TF3?
Mad because of all the wasted hats? Happy because of possible renewed focus?
The southern hospitality, the enforcer, the demoknight swords, the cowmangler
mad because they wasted dev time on a game that will inevitably be shit and ultra-cucked instead of doing an update for TF2
2009-2011 was the peak, with 2010 being the best cut-off point. TF2 would've been perfect if the Engineer Update was the last major update and the only other additions were maps and bug fixes
>fire vulnerability
>firing speed penalty
>health penalty or damage vulnerability, draw and holster penalties
>building damage penalty
Try again, dunkass
If those weapons had the "no random crit" removed, there'd be no reason NOT to use them. Which is the whole point of what I'm trying to say, retard.
The reason NOT to use them are the ones I had just listed, maybe you need to reread what the challenge was if basic comprehension is giving you this much trouble.