Make me feel good tonight and ill increase your test score by one letter!

ST "D" S THAT IS

I have genital herpes

You're a champ.

Cringe.

That's how classy woman do it.

Am I the only one here who jacks off just to get rid of the boner and not for horny reasons?

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prone bone while twirling tongues with your teacher

And it’s wrong.

I love my wife Tae

based

B-but I got an A.

You've almost overcome the constant inner sexual turmoil that comes with youth and are doing it for purely mechanical reasons now. soon, you won't even get aroused from pictures and won't need to jack off at all.
i think the term for it is "enlightenment"

No. That is how it is supposed to be done. Panties over garters is a slut meme about "easy access".

So do you get turned on still or what?

That's erectile dysfunction, bro.

How the fuck are they going to use the bathroom then, retard

Full nelson anal.

I do, but porn just becomes bleak to me. Even degenerate shit wore off from me, then cycled back to vanilla, then back to degeneracy, and now here I am.

Only thing now turns me on is cuddling, and no picture can satiate this

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>women
>needing to pee
heh, I bet you think poop is a real thing too

>D's
God damn it Ryuji

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not getting a raging hard on when you see anime tiddies while scrolling through the catalog is not erectile dysfunction. the blood is still flowing fine, its just more under my control now. its nice, not having to stop what you're doing to take care of things, then clean up, and resume shitposting/playing vidya. you'll understand someday, champ

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So your physical and mental reactions are decoupled from each other?

Not him, but he's right. Eventually you will reach an age where your behavior isn't dictated by you dick anymore (hahaha DICKtated). Erectile dysfunction means you want to get it up, but mechanically can't. Achieving enlightenment means you mechanically can get it up, but see no reason why you should.

yep

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FPBP, don't let the pussy control you

Im 30 and I jerked off 9 times in one day last week, don't listen to this user the demon forever rages.

Spooning while grabbing her titties really hard

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Proper ladies hold it until they get home.

Fellow wizard. I haven't done that since I was a teenager. My dick hurt and some blood came out the last time and I've been careful never to do that again. I don't think I could do it anymore anyway, but I can manage 3 times in a day if my libido is going crazy.

missionary while choking her on a coffee table

How the fuck is that even possible?
The max I can do in a day is 3 and that’s only if I find a really good doujin.

Imagine failing Kawakami’s class.
Imaging begging Kawakami for any way to increase your grade.
Imagine Kawakami telling you to be her pet.
Imagine having to fulfill her every degrading desire so that you may graduate!
I M A G I N E

Standing missionary, so you can look her in the eyes.

This is a blue board you fucking degenerate.

Mating press duh.

Amazon

Standing missionary so you can grab onto her hips, then flip her legs up and transition into mating press for the finish

I'm turning 29 in a month and don't feel a strong urge to jack it unless its been a day or two since my last nut and i see a lot of really sexy things here in a row. I'm always considering it when i'm here doing nothing, but i usually just keep shitposting or turn on some vidya.Having a gf really helps tbqhwyf
You might be addicted to masturbation. Whats the longest you've gone without touching yourself?

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Impressive. I was 15 the last time I jerked off 9 times on a single day. Nowadays I go days with no activity and the occasional spike up to 3 times.

I want to cum inside of Sadayo until she bears my children

I just dont get aroused from 2D anymore. Shit is so fake.

To be honest I usually wrestle the snake like every other day or so but like the stars aligned or something and I just couldn't stop that day. By the end like a puff of smoke was coming out, but it was kinda a "heh, still got it" moment.

look at dis duuuuude

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You'll grow out of your weeb phase soon user :)

I get crazy turned on from my fetishes and what not. I've become so enveloped in jacking it that I never do anything else and increase my depression if I don't pay attention to what gets me rock hard.

I've been holding back, resisting, and now I get more hobbies done. :D

I have an urge though that wants to drag me back to the pit silently

Not him, but I work with porn every day, so it's kinda hard to not get the urge to jack off at least once a day.

That's the saddest thing i've heard all day. You literally let your imagination die.

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I'm almost 25 and have been beating my meat to 2d for like 14 years.

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I can't blame you for that, that's like being mad at someone who works at a gourmet restaurant for being chubby.

17 years and I see no end to jacking off to 2D in sight.

Same here. It doesn't help that anime is so fucking bad now even the porn sucks. Mezzo Forte, Front Innocent, Lingeries Office, Words Worth, Inma Seiden - THAT was some good hentai. *sips*

I do it because I get horny and that distracts me from what I want to do but the horniness lingers for about 2 hours so I have to constantly jack off until I'm finally spent and then I'm too tired to do what I wanted.

If I could get rid of my libido altogether I would, it's a waste of time and effort.

>incel meme
kys

Think thats the fucking stupidest thing ive heard in a while,congrats man.

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Well yeah, hentai anime has seen better days. The doujins and magazines are still great though. Except for the censorship, it was so much better in the mid to late 2000s.

Retard

Understand that you owe it to yourself not to return to that pit. You're worth so much more than that. Know when to forgive yourself and know when to be hard on yourself and you'll be unstoppable.

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Sadayo would never let you cheat in class just because you're fucking her.

I had a wow buddy who did the DVD menu shit for porn movies where you have to add in the scene select timestamps and he said he got super desensitized to it after like a month and it just turns into meat slapping together.

>have a gf
>she doesn’t let me fap

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KEKED
She better put out anytime you want it then

Why would you need to fap when you could just fuck her? When I had a gf I would've rather let her suck me off than use my right hand.

Because hentai is good shit.

Genuine chuckle

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That happens to some people. I guess my libido is fairly strong. Though I mostly beat it to fetish shit now. Always have been into weird fetishes, but I mean, I'm less inclined to beat it to a hot girl getting dicked. If it's some guy tightly bound and getting suffocated by ass, that still hits me where it counts.

I was addicted to porn ever since childhood. I forced myself to go two full months without any 3D porn and for the past year now every night’s been loli-femdom doujin night.
I’m never going back to 3D porn, call it placebo but that shit was rotting my brain. Even my lifts improved.

>Teacher/maid
>Can't even get laid by students
Is Kawakami the most pathetic teacher since Persona 3?

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>Even my lifts improved.
Based.

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It only makes sense. All hunger is endless. Satiation is a myth.

Bitch, I don't need your help, I'm definitely smarter than you. Pretty much anyone is.

Don't click this.

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i want kawakami to scruffyfart on my face

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Doggy while holding their arms has always seemed to do well, plenty of penetration and you can adjust the angle without having to adjust yourself too much

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I love my fluffy-haired wife!

i've never bothered to check, but based on the shit i see here, i'm guessing kawakami has more doujin's than most other P5 girls

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His art is perfectly fine. His porn is better anyway

She has more than you'd think considering she's a side character, but Ann, Makoto and Futaba have more over all.

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She has a few. I think Futaba has more.

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>Sluts
I'd rather die alone
Fuck Persona and fucking Personafags

>that one with futaba and kawakami agreeing to become mother and daughter

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this

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Sluts need love too user.

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>can't get off to christmas cake girls because I'm always older than them

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Her laying down over the bed for hard deep throatswabbing, that is

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They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

Sluts are incapable of true love
Their obsession with jumping from sexual partner to sexual partner just shows they have poor judgement at best and no loyalty at worst.

>Sluts are incapable of true love
spoken like a true incel.

this one

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>just want to reach enlightenment so I can read vanilla in peace

put away those beef curtains

t. Only encounters with sluts have been from reverse corruption doujins

delete this

have less sex

Sitting in the corner of the room as she gets hammered by Nigerian street hustlers.

boy I love big pointy jaws

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its a natural change that will occur when you're body is less hormonally charged to fuck everything that moves, which for most guys is around 30. You can help speed it a little by just straight up fapping less - learn to overcome the temptation through effort, and it will start coming naturally after a while.

Lol and you wonder why women hate you.

>walking into roppongi
why tho

Based Yusuke

>Lol fuck loyalty in a woman bro, I got my dick wet, that's the only thing someone looks for in a woman right?

You let your bitterness cloud over any semblance of rationality you'd be able to muster otherwise, is what I think that user was saying
Don't recall anything like what you're greentexting, so I dunno who you're quoting

>it's okay when Raita does it

>being disgusted when you find out your friend is banging the hot highschool teacher

Completely unrealistic, the teenage boy who does this is always a fucking legend.

It's weird, in middle school I fapped 7 times, then I'd usually fap twice a day in 7th grade, then once a day in 8th. High school I'd fap daily, sometimes doing two times, until senior year where it wasn't unusual to fap 3 times.

College comes around and I'd go back to fapping once a day, and my junior year sometimes my balls would ache. That aching feeling after fapping would last for the rest of college, and for 2 years after I graduated. But ever since last year I've been able to fap 2-3 times a day no problem, and I'm currently 25 now.

What the hell is up with my libido? It feels like a rollar coaster.

>Is this your mother?
>Teacher is literally 6 years older than him
What did he mean by this?

Man the projection here.

autism

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Yusuke is autistic

>Sadayo thread

I love my wife!

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The quantity goes something like;

Futaba Vanilla > Anne NTR/Weird Fetish Shit > Makoto Rape > Gang Bang > Kawakami Vanilla

And then there's also a wack load of fujo shit.

>Makoto Rape

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I can do it a lot in a single day but I usually don't WANT to do it more than once or twice.

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Holy seethe.
Anime has pointy faces kek

Only one other person mentioned amazon. You disappoint me Yea Forums.

>Thumbnail looks good
>Tags: NTR, Gangbang, Drugs

I wish the thumbnails wouldn't bait me.

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Persona 5 has been on my backlog and it looks like it'll stay there for a while, but I do know that whenever I get around to playing it I'm going to have Joker date the teacher.

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Anything's possible!

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Honestly at this rate you might just want to wait for P5R.

I'd tell you to have sex, but nah, I'd rather all of you remain incels

I already fucked ur mom.

Good taste right off the bat

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Same here, user. Bought the complete edition for a little over 20 bucks a year ago.

>Persona 5 lets you smash a whole host of hot older women
>one of whom is your teacher who willfully and enthusiastically engages in master/servant roleplay with you

Who could have known P5 would turn out to be so based?

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damn what's with all the scruffy hate?

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Kawakami and Tae for me bros. Tae would get it hard from the back while grabbing her hair and Kawakami is for loving missionary

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Yes please.
>tfw no hot teacher gf
I still have two and a half years of college left. Please tell me I'll get an attractive teacher at some point.

Missionary, and it has to be for the purpose of procreation.

You will, she will not fuck students.

imagine having the idea that kawakami has any control in the relationship.

God tier taste

Every character he draws has the same style face. And I cant shake the tumblrness the images reek of I cant explain it

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Just graduate and date a hot school teacher.

Nice try, but neither of us are getting the D tonight!

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>scruffyfaggot
fuck that fags art

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popular artist bad

you just have shit taste it seems

>decide to go nofap because i fell in love with a girl
>day 36 now
>feel no different at all, girl isnt even my gf

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popular but bad artist GOOD
anyone not white BAD
BASED BVLUMDPG

go to bed scruffy

Based and dadpilled.

all not jacking off does is make you fetishize things you never would have even conceived before for reasons so abstract it becomes embarassing to put into words

fuck, like ornate victorian era furniture made by people who werent fucking. you know exactly where their sexual energy went.

Based, roastie and resetera seething at this post

>he fell for the nofap meme
the people who advocate nofap would take a sugar pill, work out and think that the jews are keeping the magic sugar pill away from you to kill the white race

I'll get an A without your help. But I'll still fuck you

but he posted right here

>drugs
Man it always baffled me why so many doujins have some "powerful aphrodisiac" plot device and it never occurred to me till that yakuza spinoff guy got unpersoned for having a tiny amount of blow, that drugs are so hardcore taboo in nipland.

but her mother is not alive either.

I've fapped 14 times in a day before
theres no way to die from sexual activity unless you're already near death

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I have that image and filename too.

you can get a death sentence for selling weed and not being a nip

ah ok

>kill people for using a plant that makes you silly
>promote using the liver annihilating alcohol with their garbage post-work drinks culture

Based nips

missionary leglock

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Seriously, what’s up with these roastie-tier posts? I thought “being invaded” was just a meme, but this is ridiculous.

It's bait. Don't ever reply.

my niggiest of niggers

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Never reply to it.

>everything I don't like is bait

cripes

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Good job replying retard

Based Rin poster

I unironically love banana tits

b-but that can end up in pregnancy if she goes bonkers while you're cumming, user

That's the best part

I wish I could feel this feel

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Just as planned.
Reminder to have at least a half-dozen kids and continue your family legacy, Anons. We're all gonna make it.

Whichever one allows your hearts to be as close as possible

And then Amazoness for round 2

the addiction is to CUMMING, not to masturbating, I don't get these fucking people

>went through all of school with no hot teacher situations
>supervisor at work who showed me the ropes when I started is in her early thirties but still looks my age
>makes really crude jokes or suggestive comments now and then
>started talking about getting back into better shape a bit ago
>keeps wearing tighter pants as her ass gets bigger and her shape gets even better
>flashed me her stomach after joking for a bit when she mentioned she is starting to get abs again and could also see the top of her panties, which she responded to by subtly pulling her pants down further before moving them back up

Finally, I think the universe is awarding my patience lads.

I'll forever be bothered by this because Yusuke's not doing his picture frame thing in panel 4

She's trying to meme and he, being an ultra autist who probably only uses his smartphone as an actual phone isn't picking up on it

Abe please

nofap can help in the case of hypertrophy of the prostate

>roleplay

Kawakami stole my cum with her vagina and she’s keeping it prisoner inside her womb

Funny, she did the same thing to me (and I love it)

AAUUUUGHHH I NEED A SOFT-GOTH SCIENTIST GF BROSSSS RIGHT NOWWWW

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No, that was just your cognition of Kawakami
I was there because I wanted to see if I could sell tours of people’s palaces

You'd better not blow it, for our sake.

are you sure she doesn't have children? be very careful around single moms, VERY careful

imaaaaaaaagine waking up to her teasing you with her feet aaaaaaaaaaahhhh where do I find one

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shills his shitty "P5 Alt Universe" OCs and doesn't draw enough porn

Ok. Let's see jf I remember how to do this

This is why no-one likes you, /pg/.

I was in that thread.
Godspeed to that user

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I can't stop fapping to 2D.

>D's
>not Ass

Mouth breather.

>doesn't draw enough porn

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reported

facesitting

don't you mean recreation

Mating press

Breeding Kawakami is fun though!