Introducing

introducing
the 400$ doorstop

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Genuinely my only case of buyers remorse I've ever had is buying an Xbone.
Everything I was looking forward to is either cancelled or released to mediocrity.

i'll take 3

*$500
I saw them going for $350 on eBay the other week and realized I wouldn’t buy them if they were $200 because I have a PS4 pro already

>had a moment of weakness for buying a Xbone when seeing the Phantom dust Reboot and Scalebound
>decide to wait until the end of the year to buy them because Tax returns
>they all get cancelled before that
thanks Microsoft

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>original 500gb Xbox Ones only go for $120 on eBay
It's better than nothing but I should've sold it earlier, fuck.

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I was going to buy one once they dropped to $150-200 for Halo 2 Anniversary but it's a waste now that we're getting a PC version.

OH NONONONONO

How do we force Nintendo to publish their games on Steam/Epic Store?

>Xbox has no games

I always cringe when I read this seeing as we literally have

>halo
>gears of war
>forza
>cuphead
>destiny(I don't actually play this one)
>rare replay

Yeah lol totally no games!

And before you say "b-but PC has those", let me just say this. Literally NOBODY plays games on PC except Big Bang theory nerds who think they are elite for owning a l"gaming pc" when in reality they are just too poor to own both a computer and a console. BUY A FUCKING REAL CONSOLE YOU DUMBASS. Also who the fuck even owns a computer in 2018 when smart phones exist? What are you googling that you can't see on your phone?

Here's your controller bro.

>b-but muh reddit spacing

If you know so much about "Reddit spacing" and how they type things then you must be an avid user of the site.

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this reads like a pasta
>15 results
a shitty pasta no less
i want to speak to the chef

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Cuphead just got announced for Switch.

Based

>upboating your own post
sad!

PS4 got more exclusives, but weaker hardware, weaker gamepad, weaker everything. It's only an alternative if you have a beefy PC and even then it's kind of a waste of money. What are you gonna play on the PS4? Them Jaccuzis? Uncharted 9?

t. Big Bang Theory nerd

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I feel sorry for xbone owners. Hell even when Sony had the ps3 with no games and Nintendo with the wii u blunder we still made fun of them. The xbox one is so bad and irrelevant no one can be bothered to even meme how bad it is.
Just sad really

wonder who's behind this thread

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but Zimbabwe man is a xbro

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Its actually great for play multiplats.

why this victim complex?

>tfw idort that games mainly on X
You fags can bitch till the sun goes down about xbox not having games, but I'll be too busy playing games and shitposting to care.

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xbone x is great though. Not my fault you retards missed the christmas bundle sales

>15 results

What’s that mean? This has been posted 15 times?