Whoa Nintendo indie games look like THAT?

What game is this?

It's a potted plant you stupid fuck.

Much better fap material I suppose

Master Blaster Zero II, released today.

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at least use a different image, shills

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Here, have better quality shots

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Are you telling me you haven't recorded yourself masterbating, and then masterbated the to the footage of you masterbating?
You some sort of casual?

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TRY ME

I once got off to a curvy piece of driftwood

>It's OK when the big corporations do it but not the struggling indie devs

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how long does it take for porn to be made after a game announcement on average

unga

You can Always ask the Yea Forums drawthread to do something about that

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it's not okay ever

I masturbate to plant porn on the regular my man. Plants were made to suck human dick.

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What the hell? Did they ever even mention they were working on a sequel?

>She's a pot head
>look at those melons

Those are the first two things that came to my mind, and I don't know which jokes to go with.

>Potted plants can be waifus now

I blame Piranha Plant being in smash

>Master Blaster Zero II
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I
WHAT
FUCK
YES
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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It clearly is though. Just look at Hollow Knight.

>literal melon tits

based

>Get mildly excited
>Realize it's made by Inti Creates

God fucking damn it. Every time.

fuck thats a big slut

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>Disliking Inti Creates

What is it like having no taste?

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Everything I've played has been derivative garbage sacrificing basic necessities for style. Their existence besmirches retro games.

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her shirt is watermelon patterned

holy shit, i love it even more now.

As a Monster girl fucker, this is pretty fine with me.

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its rare that its a plantgirl that is made of plants and fruit and that her head is a pot.

fuck they made a nice push for huge boobs too.

So if shes a potted plat lady and her tits are melons, is her ass a big edible peach?

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you're a genius

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nice

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What would her puffy vulva be?

Imagine if Sunsoft actually made games instead of just ports and occasionally having other companies make games based on their stuff.

It's already happening.

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where can i find more

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banana_____

>hanging on the text box
Cute

How long until anons start posting pics of them fucking potted plants on Yea Forums?

its strange that they aren't dead

though, we might get a festers quest remake!!!!!

does the first game also have art like this or is it fanserviceless?

first game has zero art like it
no boobs

That WakuWauku7 sequel with Roomi from Galaxy Fight still needs to happen as well.

thanks for the heads up.

>holding onto the textbox
Why are nintendo just killing it lately with their female designs, I thought they were meant to be family-friendly

Who is this spunky lass?

This isn't a Nintendo game, it's made by Inti Creates who are simply Nintendofags. Of course, they were also responsible for Shantae's best design alongside making tons of great girls themselves, so they have pedigree.

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Another proof that fiction trumps reality.

It's still strange to see this sort of stuff on Nintendo consoles, not that I'm complaining.

This one is gonna trend i can already tell

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i love videogames

Inti Creates make good games from time to time and their pixel art is good but they have no idea of good level or boss designs.

Megaman Zero 1's final boss is a prime example of a terribly designed fight that makes everything you've learned through the game completely moot.

>moot
Who?

That's the good stuff

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It's been like 2 hours, how the hell is this possible...

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It's the middle of the night in Japan.

the dick is a powerful organ, user

Don't pretend you don't know what "rendering something moot" means.

I meant the art. Who draws that fast?

looks like it's @thegentlebro on twitter, my friend

Ah, I thought you were complaining there wasn't even more art yet.

Through Dick, Unity

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>"This is what we do to shoplifters"

Based nips

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It was funny to have it in the Direct for sure, but by now I got used to it. Pic related is also from an Inti Creates game on Switch, for instance.

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I don't think they were actually.

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bump

They know their audience

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>her name is kanna
oh fuck

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artist here
should I draw something of her? will it make me popular?

yes. draw the hanging text box chick

What does it mean?

yes, draw her. with on model proportions no truck sized titties

same name as the dragon loli from the maid anime

no, draw boobplant
or boobplant mocking text box chick
boob envy is top tier

Draw lewds, there's zero of her at the moment.

desu It doesnt take long for artists to draw simple stuff like this
especially ones who have been drawing for years

commissions are bullshit most of the time
people pay overpriced amateur shit all the time for reasons like the artist is really popular, they really like their style, its the only artist willing to draw what they want, ect. ect.

if you ever wonder why an artist takes long to turn shit out its not because it takes time but because they are being lazy and dont wanna draw

hey mr shill can I have some art of the protag please? I wanna draw some stuff

Bucket in Swedish

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Here's Jason

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Guess I'll need to apply actual effort

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still the best 1988

I'm so confused. Wasn't blaster master about a kid and his mutated frog?

Xenoblade 2's main character designer was a literal hentai artist before he started working on Xenoblade 2.

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Nigga that goes for a fuckton of japanese artists out there

most professionals are when it comes to video games and anime

twitter.com/spaboofy/status/1108450408895336448

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I don't draw porn
too bad
but il draw the titty plant with clothes on

they better lactate watermelon juice

damn

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FERTILE SOIL

Just a moment, they’re sperging out over the KLK game box art atm

What the fuck? It's not even nearly as lewd as its source material would get.

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They like it, they like KLK, only complaint is about Satsuki's spine.

I get it then, their poses are hyper-exaggerated to fit in on the box and Satsuki's left leg and foot look particularly weird.

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I'd put my blaster in that master

THE GAMES OUT DAMMIT THERE HAS TO BE MORE OF HER

DATAMINE/GRAPHICS RIP WHEN

swasticactus

youtube.com/watch?v=l0vrsO3_HpU

>one lewd of Kanna on Paheal as of this moment
It's been almost four hours already

I wonder how the ESRB is gonna handle this one?

If you've never done porn then you're not a real artist

Cute! CUTE!!!

Why Kanna? Was that post by a staff member?

The publisher could go with an alternate cover with a different artwork as is often the case.

>not masturbating to plants

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imma gonna color this

hnnnnnnnnnngggggggghhhhhhhh

that's so disgusting I want to vomit

the man with no taste

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user, I was implying sexual attraction to the plant, not disgust.

Sauce

That was directed at the user beneath you.

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You mean Lucina?

kek

Yes.

If someone's playing the game though, how is it? I'm always wary with inti creates, but I heard good things about the first blaster master zero

Elf-san wa Yaserarenai

>Megaman Zero 1's final boss is a prime example of a terribly designed fight that makes everything you've learned through the game completely moot.

Not that guy but you're gonna have to elaborate on that. The only thing I really remember being dumb as hell was the spikes on the top and bottom of the side platforms, though it has been a good while since I last played it.

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Did they fix the stupid retarded scroll shimmer that's in all versions of MBZ1?

Master Blaster got a sequel? Is it also 10 dollars?

If they only played DMfD, they'd have a pretty good reason to dislike Inti Creates.

Yes and yes.

Patience

They're coming

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is that a nipple on her left melon?

Nice

my DICK

>people making art of her aldready
man I wish I could draw

looking at the white parts on her head and ass...
is she also a fucking catgirl

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no those are goggles on her head

Bloodstained COTM is genuinely really good.

Man i love plant girls

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I want chameleon twist 3