How the fuck do you beat him ?

How the fuck do you beat him ?

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You don't.

Pooh threads were the last good threads on Yea Forums, tragic

>Played that shit on day 1 on /f/
>To this day still haven't come close to toppling that god
For fucks sake ITS A FUCKING KIDS GAME WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE ROBIN

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Sacrifice innocents to the baseball god.

You must throw your bat into the fires of mount doom from which it was forged, and then lament your folly of trying to use his own game against him.

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Let's have one, right now.

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Silly old bear

...

oh fuck, is it time to join the fight yet again?

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Surely, you're not playing the baby english version, user?

please don't!

>Robin threads gotten to the point where it's just shotafags jacking off

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what's the difference ?

There is none, it's a nice meme tho

Real answer: you use upgrades in-game.

The American version was made for gaijin babies while the Japanese version was made only with true Samurai in mind.

Defeats the purpose

Never. I got up to Tigger with no upgrades, I can do this.

Rumors say that Christopher Robin did beat Power-Man, how can a mere mortal even try to fathom the idea he could even stand up against such pwer?

>he doesn't know
Oh, I'm laffing alright.

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The answer is literally "learn to read moonrunes"

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>he thinks he can beat God

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SO that happens when you actually beat him?

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Nah, he will fuck your anus dry. No need to win

>objective: survive

The real answer is that you're supposed to use upgrades but no one knows moonrunes

bold of you to assume I'm not level 20 on everything

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YOU MADMAN! YOU DOOMED US ALL!

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>Agemono
Based and redpilled.

I couldn't, that's why I'm here.

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It was a bug, which they later fixed, thus ruining the game

Seriously, fuck Owl. He's harder than Tigger.

>finally beat owl after like three hours of tears and anger
>resign on tigger after two tries
I am ok

owl took me 20 minutes and tigger 3 hours

thanks user my potato pc runs this one better

Use Xi jiping

>10 years ago
>beat christopher robin without upgrades
>didn't even know upgrades existed because I was playing the japanese version

>like 3 months ago
>try again
>can't fucking beat tigger with upgrades
What the fuck, younger me? How did you do it? What are you?

Someone post the chart that describes people based on where they quit.

Fuck, here we go again.

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Proud to be a man of reason

git gud and use upgrades

upgrades are placebo anyway.

I couldn't get past Owl...

Don't tell lies user, the game is hard enough as it is

What did the upgrades do again?

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