Did anyone notice that in the Spiderman game each of the villains represented a predator of the spider?
Did anyone notice that in the Spiderman game each of the villains represented a predator of the spider?
Jeremiah Jones
Nolan Fisher
Ah yes, the classic Rhinoceros-Spider predator/prey relationship.
Nathan Morales
Kino.
Jordan Cox
No, you fucking idiot. It's Spider-Man, not Spiderman.
He's not Jewish.
Jonathan Gray
Rhino and Shocker?
Ayden Lopez
The octopus is a known spider hunter
Jayden Kelly
They eat crabs and spiders are the durect evolutionary descendant of crabs who evolved to live on land. Literally the same genus
Dylan Price
What the hell was Mr. Negative?
Caleb Cook
In chinese culture a spider is considered evil but cunning. Mr. Negative represented ignorant sterotypes dumb foreigners infect our culture with. This is furthered when you consider he made people into suicide bombers just as Islam does when they infect a nation
Aiden Phillips
And so are goblins.
Robert Lopez
Don’t forget the relationship between spiders and vibrations and electricity.
Luis Collins
>cats and spiders
>predator and prey
William White
Kittens kill spiders and eat them
Christian Powell
Yes? It’s true.
Dylan Perry
Who could forget about the relationship between spiders and black space goo?
Aiden Hernandez
>Mercenary vs Spider
>Fat Man vs Spider
>Live-streaming Bitch vs Spider
>Metal Head Man vs Spider
>Another Mercenary vs Spider
Nathaniel Morris
I don't understand how people have arachnophobia,but have zero issue eating crab. Crabs are just spiders of the sea. That shit is nasty and if you eat crab you might as well eat spiders.
Robert Reyes
Then you have autism.
Xavier Hughes
Brayden Bailey
Parker Gonzalez
Me in the middle
Noah Thomas
Show feet
Elijah Hernandez
Mercenaries really hate spiders huh
Logan Cook
Wow. Mind blowing, bro
Alexander Mitchell
Bro, I very annoyingly make this exact point every time someone eats seafood around me. Would you eat shrimp if you had to go in the woods and find them under a big rock? If you eat crab and shrimp you should also have no problem eating tarantula and like crickets you fuckin monsters
Jace Allen
Pretty sure he is, actually
John Lewis
He’s not.
Christian Wilson
> (You)
>Then you have autism.
Why be retarded and use a word when you don't know the actual meaning? Stop using buzzwords
Isaiah Perry
Stan Lee is a Jew retard.
Owen Watson
Why do fat business men hunt spiders so much?
Tyler Turner
What does that have to do with anything? Does that mean that everyone Stan created is a Jew?
Grayson James
The eternal struggle between fishbowls and spiders.
Christian Peterson
Yes big bald fat businessmen are true predators to the arachnid species
Owen Bell
They sit on spiders all the time.
Sebastian Thompson
Haven’t you even trapped a spider in a fishbowl?
Luis Baker
What a fucking retard
Robert Young
No they aren't. Crabs are closer to ants than to spiders.
Eli Parker
no u
Juan Clark
Of course.
Ayden Adams
>This nigga
Based retard
Asher Brooks
Canonically, Peter Parker isn't religious, but Uncle Ben and Aunt May were active Christians. He's not Jewish, but he does live in New York, where jewisms like "oy vey" are relatively commonplace phrases for even non-jews.
Luis Bailey
Isaiah Price
>Kingpin
>Just a businessman
Stop posting, Fisk. Nobody's buying it.
Samuel Butler
Not that guy but I live in NYC and I never heard that phrase until I started browsing here. Schmuck is common though
Adrian Diaz
Look is up, retard.
sciencing.com
Brody Howard
What are you talking about? Wilson Fisk is just an honest businessman who’s doing his best for the city.
Jack Anderson
it's because you can eat a crab
i mean you can eat spiders too but they're small and some humans are scared of small shit they can't immediately see or the creepy feeling of it crawling on their skin
whereas with a crab you can grab that nigga and boil his ass and eat him with butter
Logan King
He (and his family) is the only predator in the multiverse.
Jack Harris
btw I'm totally not a crab
Colton Flores
Fuck you.
Gavin Williams
Ayden Brown
AH the Goblin, a well known nemesis of spider kind in the natural world
Nolan Johnson
Goblins hunt spiders quite frequently
Ian Myers
He won in Earth-1610.
Dominic Ross
Fuck you.
Nicholas Jones
I didn't know schmuck was Jewish
Anthony Butler
>you fuckin monsters
Found the vegan
Real talk though, if surface-dwelling arthropods had the yield, farmability and taste of crustaceans you might have an argument, but they don't.
It's inherently more difficult to get large on land than in the ocean
Their exoskeletons tend to shatter and flake making it easy to fuck up a meal
Some of their exoskeletons are covered in very irritating barbs, limiting preparation options
They don't have the flavorful benefit of being brined in saltwater their entire lives
The amount of edible meat is very limited
They aren't nearly as easy to separate from their shells
If you can't understand why people eat seafood over whatever they find can under rocks, the failure lies with you, not the rest of humanity. They just aren't worth the effort relative to their nutritional value and taste unless you're literally starving to death.
Also, don't eat candied scorpion or boiled tarantula, trust me.
Liam Carter
Luke Morris
Is that a man? Woman? Looks like a man in the middle, but those are some real DSLs for a man in the bottom
Angel Rodriguez
Alright, one guy's a rhino, another a scorpion, and then an octopus, what's a mysterio?
Jack Gutierrez
God, when comics stopped writing dialogue in all/small caps, they just turned into young adult novels for retards. looks so bad holy fuck
Isaiah Stewart
That’s Peter. He’s dying from his wounds after he took a bullet in the gut from The Punisher to save Captain America from being shot, took on the entire Sinister Six afterwards to save his friends and family from being hurt by them, and killing Osborn by slamming a truck on him.
Brody Carter
A fishbowl.
Nolan Rivera
I agree, I don't see why people eat us while still being afraid of spiders.
Michael Jenkins
Because crabs provide a reliable amount of meat that is tasty, and spiders provide very little and its not so tasty. We would eat spiders if they were consistently worth eating, everything has nutritional value. Dont think of yourself as any better than a spider or crab, we're all just trying to live and we're lucky nobody hunts us anymore.
Carter King
oh boy yeah
Hunter James
Imagine being a human and actually wanting to eat spiders
Parker Morris
No one asked you crab boy
Anthony Bennett
>BUT SHE WAS ALREADY POURING HIM A BRIMMING GLASS OF SPIDERS
James Thomas
I know! I'm pretty sure I saw a documentary showing black alien space symbiotes hunting down spiders in their natural habitat.
Fascinating stuff, really.
William Garcia
Jacob Gonzalez
Fat men are dangerous to spiders.
Justin Diaz
aha yes the master big game hunter often hunts the spider in the wild to proudly display as proof of his mastery over beast
Joshua Green
Ryan Brooks
15 year old Ultimate Peter
Elijah Gomez
Henry Garcia
I didn't realize that jack-o-lanturns ate spiders
Luke Johnson
>comics not being in all caps makes the story bad
literally what? are you actually retarded? you nitpicky faggot
Jace Wood
Where can I read these comics online?
Ethan Sanchez
Literally type "*name of comic* read online" it has pretty much everything from mainstream comics.
Austin Ross
it looks like a bad amateur 00s webcomic and it coincides with the SJW shit of the past few years so it looks like it was written by limp-wristed faggots instead of the comic greats of the past.
Adam Wood
I meant the person with the white hair who I now realize must be Aunt May
Camden Wilson
Does Spidey exist just to keep on suffering?
Owen Jones
Yeah, every person was made considerably younger in that universe
Austin Hill
Yes. That’s May. Context clues, user.
Bentley Evans
Yes. He always had back luck but every once in a while something really good happened to him. But nowadays, the writers cranked the suffering way up.
At least he's back with MJ now.
Ethan Morris
Yes.
David King
Oh shit, they actually retconned One More Day?
Mason Hernandez
Why is the animal kingdom so spiderphobic baka
Brody Sullivan
>At least he's back with MJ now.
WHY?
Gabriel Cruz
>feliciaandpeter.png
Jordan Howard
Status Quo.
Robert Richardson
Why not?
Brandon Reed
>not all caps
>MUH SJW BOOGEYMAN
oh okay you are actually retarded. if something as inconsequential as lowercase letters sets off your gaydar, maybe you're hiding something, bub.
Michael Gomez
>Decades of history with each other
>Only manages to kill a single Spider-Man (kid) once (clones don't count)
Stormin Norman on suicide watch. He's at his best when he and Peter are vitriolic best buds.
Ayden Turner
MJ got a major upgrade
John Wood
....at least they picked a cute one
Jaxon Stewart
Morlun was interesting in his original appearances. Making him this polite, but mostly apathetic force of nature that was just hungry and had nothing personal against Peter - as opposed to everything else Spidey ever faced - was great, especially narratively. Because like everything else, Peter overcame him and won in the end.
And then Slott made him a part of a fucking Adams family of Victorian steampunk vampires that completely shit on and missed the tone and mood of Morlun's original purpose. What the fuck.
Parker Lee
>Man leads one man war against spiders!
>Current score sources say is 2 - ??? Far more than 2.
Ryder Bell
lmao
Luis Bennett
What's wrong with his face
Liam Turner
the only faggot here is you for thinking comics should have lowercase lettering for anything other than trailing off dialogue, "Unf!" etc., read McCloud's works you absolute brainlet I'm not even a comicsfag but I know faggotry when I see it
Hudson Roberts
It's early Humberto Ramos. Pls no bully him, his run on Spectacular was good back in the day.
Ian White
I remember that issue. Spidey got dunked in a vat of chemicals and made his eyes all puffy.
Ethan Stewart
I agree, Slott ruined him, and fuck him for killing the Peter from Gaiman's universe.
Ethan Sullivan
Funny thing considering he's back with MJ now - during the time of that issue she was being a turbo-cunt off in California, leaving Peter in a depression because he was all alone without her. Refused to speak to him and everything. Later on, when Morlun first appeared and he thought he might die, she still didn't answer.
People say Felicia is better but they both sucked most of the time.
Landon Wood
...
Alexander James
And Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends.
John King
They can both have good moments with Pete. It just depends on the writer.
Cooper Martin
And Assassin. And Reign. And Noir. And Spider-Monkey. And Captain Universe.
Oh yeah, of course. MJ is better though, but not by much. Like, a literal sliver.
Landon Perry
And Spider-Man Unlimited.
Zachary Morales
Fuck, I forgot that. And MC2 Peter. But it got us a bangin' incest story with Peter and Mayday, so I'm okay with that.
Evan Turner
And 1602, House of M, Fantastic Five Spider-Man, Iron Spider.
Jonathan Ross
Don’t forget Aikman, 616-Kaine, Ezekiel, and several others.
David Lee
I'm getting flashbacks. Also that Iron Spider was BULLSHIT. Iron Spider Peter had the Other, but Slott changed it so that it wasn't a multiversal phenomena but a jackpot that only one Peter (or Kaine) could have at a time. A fucking plot contrivance if there ever was one.
Ezekiel was shit, though. Everyone was disappointed when the old man Spider-Man was revealed to be him instead of last stand.
Jacob Bailey
Also what the fuck when did Kaine die? Slott ruined Spider-Man for me so I haven't read dick about him since the Zodiac arc in the ASM book.
Owen Walker
Kaine comes back after he gets sacrificed, only to die in Spider-Verse.
Nathan Gutierrez
Here here fellow crab person
David Perez
Rest In Peace, Captain Spider.
Wyatt Sanchez
I had fried bees once when I was in Vietnam. Was actually pretty good but you could argue that anything fried is gonna taste decent.
Brody Smith
MC2 Peter came back. The Other brought him back.
Eli Clark
>According to writer Dan Slott and editor Nick Lowe, this Spider-Man is the one from both the Spider-Man: The Animated Series and the Spider-Man: Unlimited cartoons, which they decided were "logically" in the same continuity.
Joseph Collins
Good one, user.
Rest in peace, Ms. Spider-Butt.
Fucking called it.
Jose Rogers
Chase Lee
I still think Morlun is completely out of place in a Spider-Man comic. He would've been much better as a Blade enemy.
Evan Price
Yeah. I knew they wouldn’t just relegate him to off screen death.
Kayden Wood
I see where you're coming from but Spidey's fought vampires, ghosts, werewolves, lizardmen, aliens, dinosaurs, clones , animals... Morlun isn't out of his wheelhouse in the slightest.
>Beloved husband and father
>not hero
...Huh.
Much as I loved the (original) Other storyline, I can't stand what Slott's been doing with it. It was better when it was vaguely defined and was something Peter wanted nothing to do with, but tolerated and eventually accepted. And then didn't, for some reason.
Also Annie is the better looking sister. Double huh.
Lucas Powell
Agreed.
Thomas Thompson
The art in spider-girls ain't so good. We need more girls drawn by Coipel. The guy's a treasure.
Henry Rogers
I mean it's good - just not Coipel good. And half of Coipel good is the fucking god-tier colorist and inker that worked on Spider-verse with him, holy shit.
David Long
That reminds me, didn’t they kill 3 Miguels?
Zachary Mitchell
>Octopus are a natural predator of the spider
>Goblins are a natural predator of the spider
>Vampires are a natural predator of the spider
>Rhinoceros are a natural predator of the spider
>Aliens are a natural predator of the spider
>Vultures are a natural predator of the spider
Robert Richardson
Damn, Captain Universe indeed.
No homo
Blake Young
Yes. They did. The Timestorm teenaer version of him, one version where he was with an alt MJ for some reason, and another similar to regular Migs. T bh I only know about Migs through Edge of Time, but I fucking love that game so fuck Slott for doing that. I enjoyed Timestorm too.
Cooper Scott
Yeah, Miguel’s a cool guy. You should read up on him. His stories are genuinely good.
Adam Kelly
He is a father and a married man, you sick fuck.
Adrian Morgan
hahahaha imagine being this triggered. this is the type of person who says that everyone else is too sensitive and then goes on a big autistic outrage because of lower case letters. you're a sensitive little faggot user, get over it. you see "limp wrists" and "sensitive sjws" everywhere you look because you're a faggot and you're sensitive. I guarantee that you never even read Ultimate Spider-Man.
Connor Green
Yeah well logically Dan Slott's in the same continuity as the shit I took last night.
Logan Howard
>Collared spider suit
Stupid
Jaxson Wood
Indeed. Rhinoceros, vultures, octopi, and goblins are well know for causing the extinction of several species of spiders
Juan Thompson
Not him but have you tried reading the digitized versions of USM? They fucking suck, the coloring is awful.
Felicia isn't known for her fashion sense, user. Also fuck you, the collar can work like a charm.
Jayden Rogers
Christopher Daniel Barnes did a good job on voicing O’Hara in Edge of Time. Not to say I didn’t enjoy Dan Gilvezan as 2099 in Shattered Dimensions, because he did a good job too. I just feel like Barnes did a better job on portraying the character and getting the personality right.
Elijah Robinson
Why isn’t there a What If where they actually get together and have a kid?
Easton Murphy
Nah it's faggy numale shit
Wyatt Gutierrez
Because she's a character who only ever stops being shallow when she has no chance with Peter. Otherwise she can barely stand to fuck when he has his mask off. Felicia only grows up after Peter has already moved on and she's missed the train.
Luis Parker
Ah, Sandman. We all know spiders die in sand all the time
Xavier Thomas
...Can't say it's an old trend, but the LS suit was made in, what, '05? Way before nu-male shit. Back then all there was was the metrosexual push and getting in touch with your feminine side.
Mother fucker, don't you go there. Please.
Jordan Wright
>i haven't read it but here's my retarded opinion anyway
no i only read the print copies when they came out, shame about the digital versions. i really enjoyed it more for the story than the art tho, i was in high school when they released so i really identified with peter.
Ayden Murphy
Never mind, it was 03 I think. Why the fuck did I think it was 2005.
Chase Sanders
Should i read Spider-Geddon?
Joshua Lopez
No, unless they release a textless version. Next question.
Angel Perry
But I’m just talking about a What If scenario. They’ve done Assassin Spider-Man where he joins Logan and gets a girlfriend named Alex after he leaves MJ, so why can’t they do something where Felicia and Peter settle down?
Jonathan Adams
>I don't understand this basic thing abot human behavior
>thinking that's not a trait that pts you on the autism spectrum
No really, you're autistic.
Angel Butler
Fucking rhinos hunting spiders constantly I am really so fucking tired of them cant they just fuck off
Daniel Mitchell
MJ a cute
Carter Allen
Wrong, everyone knows the octopus fears the spider, always getting its tentacles stuck in its webs.
John Rodriguez
DON’T.
Ryan Morales
I'd guess because characteristically, it doesn't work. For Peter becoming an assassin was different - he was still a hero, still cared about people. The dude gave to charity and sent his aunt a fat check ever month.
Felicia is different. Felicia is a thrill seeking adrenaline junkie who only ever loved Spider-Man and was disgusted by the man behind the mask. Until she realized she couldn't have him, then she grew up.
When they DID get married, her jealousy and inclination to their vigilante life got her killed.
Okay Spider-bro, that's enough for you today. Don't go and call a gang of brown recluses on any rhinos, y'hear?
Brayden Long
And retarded.
Angel Davis
Aiden Harris
Christian Taylor
Didn't like that suit at first but how can you dislike something so classic?
Peni is for lewd headpats and interlocking fingers during lapsits.
Wyatt Lopez
Jacob Cox
Fucking kek.
Someone mind telling me how Peter's granddaughter came out hot but his daughter ended up like THIS?
Wyatt Martinez
Crab detected
Dylan Ward
Isaiah Morales
ah of course, we all know how much the criminal mob boss despises the common spider.
Oliver Edwards
Alien symbiotes that feed on anger and hatred have been known to eat spiders if they get hungry enough
Oliver Peterson
Luke Hughes
Best thing about that movie was the improvement they made on Spider-Gwen's design. It just fits her more than the boring old OG Gwen.
Bitter babyrabies mercenary women are also known to prey on the spider. Sexually.
Lincoln Rivera
Spiders are indeed very susceptible to inverted color schemes
Luis Hill
Crabs are cool and have a lot of meat. This is like asking why you'd be fine with eating a steak but not cool with eating an inch long cow.
Brandon Long
Mommy.
Xavier Wright
>Canonically, Peter Parker isn't religious
Technically he's spoken to God multiple times and God believes in him. There's also points where Peter has prayed at the very least.
Thomas Rodriguez
What's up with that lighting, though? It's like they're onstage in front of a backdrop or greenscreen.
They tried to retcon him believing in God with the 'amazing grace' mini. Which sucked.
Charles James
>God believes in him
Whoa
Noah Sanchez
Grayson Lewis
Carter Cox
Don't know how you make a character go from THIS to that, but whoo boy.
Thomas Price
Snibbedy-snab is cute and endearing. Spidah bite ya is scary and creepy.
Nolan Rogers
Josiah Nguyen
Pete’s been through a lot. The pic you were responding to was when a bag full of stolen money appeared in his room out of nowhere, and May was knocking on his door and asking to be let in.
Eli Wood
>A friend.
>Is that so?
I've been waiting for this crossover.
John Sullivan
uh what's wrong with Pete being goofy and funny? that's like his whole schtick
Jeremiah Parker
Ah, right. Was he living with her in that issue? And I get it was a joke and plot set up. Him webbing it to the back of the door wouldn't have been as funny to most people I guess.
You tell me. I didn't say it was wrong, but there is a steep change from how mature he used to be as a grown man and how immature he's been in the comics, as a grown man. Compare JMS and Slott for example.
After everything he's been through, should he be funny? Yeah, it's characteristic and shows his resilience and perseverance as a character, especially when played from the angle of his jadedness. But goofy? Fuck no, that's for a teenaged Peter, or Ross Geller, or Ted Mosby. Not a grown man.
Joseph Wood
Hunter Perez
>that's like his whole schtick
>people nowadays actually believe this
Fuck.
Aaron Perry
I think he was still living with her.
Jace Nguyen
Definitely post-OMD then. Case closed.
Easton Campbell
I want mommy Sable to dom me.
Jonathan Howard
okay forgive me if im wrong, but Spider-Man has been funny and quippy in every comic I've ever read. would you prefer him to be boring and edgy like every other capeshit comic?
Jacob Morales
They hate sand. It gets in everything
Owen Rivera
Why can’t Peter ever just be happy
Angel Peterson
William Perez
Sneaky spider
Brody Perez
FUCK I LOVE COCAINE
Daniel Hall
Because everyone fucking hates him.
Alexander James
Funny and quippy isn't all he is. His character doesn't revolve around that and anyone who's remotely familiar with the character knows he uses humor to cope with things going on in his life. He's not goofy, he's a sad clown like Rodney Dangerfield.
Lincoln Green
Hunter Peterson
Why
Did he fuck their wives and daughters
Lucas Jenkins
Well, remotely familiar's a strong word.
Could be an in universe joke. Everyone loves Spider-Man, but in the comics most people hate him because they're stupid.
Christopher Butler
No, the world just loves to shit on him for being a good person. And by extension, the writers like it too.
Jose Jones
yeah i didn't say that's his whole character, obviously he uses humor to cope. you put a lot of words in my mouth there dude. i was just saying that it's not totally out of character for him to make a joke or have a funny moment like throwing the sack of cash out the window.
Andrew Price
Gee, wonder if they went to the same art school as the guys that wrote Adventure Time if they like shitting on the protagonist so much
Caleb Sanchez
Also, he's the byproduct of a decade and a half of awful publicity.
>you put a lot of words in my mouth there dude
Didn't put any words in your mouth at all, but okay. I agree, funny moments are good. My post was in reference to people who think that's all he is, though.
Eli Rivera
Nathaniel Rogers
We need a Kaine and Aracely game.
Anthony Sanders
>Ghost-Spider - Jacked
>Scarlet Spider
>...
Nicholas Cook
A hero who acts heroically even when nobody's watching is a true hero. Spidey doesn't do it for the fame, he doesn't do it because 'oh laws i wanna be just liek my idol spider-man i hope he sees me and lets me suck his dick', or whatever goes through Miles' head. He just does it 'cuz it's the right thing to do. That spidey keeps acting like one on his own initiative even as the world shits on him and it only brings him suffering is what makes him the real deal.
Most modern comic "heroes" are shameless author inserts or just outright narcissists. At least they used to have the decency to call them anti-heroes, now they're just outright villain-protagonists and the world doesn't seem to care.
Brandon Roberts
Maybe. Peter and Finn had hard lives.
Isaiah Hill
>Finn got more screentime and impact in the final battle of a fucking crossover event where he was a ten second cameo than he did in the finale of his own series
Caleb Reed
It’s not good writing to have a character suffer
It’s just trying to be angsty and assuming that it makes your “art” better. There should be a reason for suffering in the narrative or no suffering at all, not some platitude to justify a perpetually sad life for someone who doesnt deserve it
Angst for the sake of angst is a shitty mentality
Joseph Brooks
Truth. That’s why I can never accept Miles as Spider-Man.
Gavin Ortiz
Reminds me of how Miles got more focus than 616-Pete in Spider-Geddon.
Isaac Cooper
Outside of the couple of times when he's quit being spider-man only to immediately start again, spidey is not an angsty character.
And if a character doesn't suffer, why would anything they're doing be impressive? Not sure how you could even suggest a character shouldn't suffer.
Though obviously, it matters why the character suffers. If it's just to be edgy and gruesome then yeah that's just as boring as if they don't suffer at all.
Jordan Jenkins
The irony being further compounded by Miles essentially being worthless while being focused on, while Peter absolutely fucking Shreks Morlun in his spin-off
Grayson Reed
So what's the coolest suit in the Marvel's Spider-Man?
I just started and am wearing the one from the Toby Maguire Spider-Mans
Jackson Bell
That’s rough.
Wyatt Mitchell
What the fuck
Did they give Miles the unipower now?
Henry Morris
Characters shouldn’t suffer unless it serves the plot
Putting them in some perpetual state of constantly putting up with bullshit, even in their personal life, is just a cheap way to gain sympathy points
It’s a comic book, it’s meant to facilitate a belief in larger than life heroes with special abilities that you can use to escape the shitty parts of life. It’s not fucking WH40K
Ryan Perry
Yes. He was Captain Universe, but just for a little bit.
Andrew White
Man i stopped watching AT some time ago, how did it end?
Eli Jenkins
You shouldn't even have to ask.
Huh. Didn't read Spider-Geddon. Heard it wasn't good. Can't be if it's Spider-Verse 2.0.
Gavin Powell
Lesbian Marcy/PB power hour and then everyone “moves on with their life”
Luke Jackson
His gf dyked out with the vampire . The End.
Henry Howard
Depends on what you like.
Thomas Barnes
Finn’s GF is Huntress Wizard
PB was never his gf
Tyler Adams
Why couldn’t they give those powers to someone who deserved them more?
Hudson Mitchell
Nazi piece of shit
Levi Stewart
>PB's evil uncle who used to be trapped as a brainwashed candy person is freed and starts a war
>Finn stops the war before it can get going
>Then an extradimensional horror called Golb appears and starts the apocalypse.
>Eats Finn, Simon and Betty, who spend the entire finale trapped inside it doing NOTHING
>The rest of the extended cast fight Golb and his freaky monster minions but can't put them down. B-MO sings a song and sort of turns the tide because they can't stand harmony or some shit. Not as cringey as it sounds but still a little bit.
>PB and Marceline kiss, shitposting begins before the finale has even finished airing
>Finn and Simon are freed but Betty stays behind to stop Golb using the crown. Wishes to become Golb, fusing with the extradimensional horror and saving everyone by fucking off. Simon is sad.
>Montage of everyone else living happily ever after. Gunter wishes on the crown to be like the Ice King, and becomes the Ice thing monster from the Graybles episode.
>Finn did absolutely fucking nothing and we never find out if he ever even got laid.
Adrian Jenkins
Oh get over it fag, Unipower gets handed out all of the fucking time. That's hardly something to whine over. Whine that they killed off Noir to be edgy.
They rezzed Mayday's dad though so at least that's good.
Josiah Sanchez
It wasn't. A shameless half-hearted tie in for the movie. But even with it being more Slott trash we did get some decent interaction for a panel or two. Good thing the movie was so good.
Alexander Mitchell
Whats that suit called?
Honestly i think they are all pretty cool so far. I'd like to do Noire but itd be weird with how peter cracks jokes
Sieg Zeon
Bentley Bell
Peter constantly having to deal with bullshit because he's juggling trying to live a normal life with trying to be a super hero IS the plot. Did you even read the comics?
>It’s a comic book, it’s meant to facilitate a belief in larger than life heroes with special abilities that you can use to escape the shitty parts of life.
Well, humanity - luckily - disagrees with you. Spidey is the most popular and recognized super hero ever, no doubt because of this aspect of his character.
But if you just wanna see characters who are all unrelatable egotripping power fantasies that constantly go on deranged author tracts and have no resemblance to anything that could be called a mentally healthy human being, complete with plots and interactions with other characters that don't even attempt to make sense and make even the dumbest of old squirrel girl's stories seem measured by comparison, then I guess modern marvel has got you covered.
Jaxon Evans
guess no point going back to finish the show then.
Jayden Garcia
Last Stand.
Ayden Robinson
>Hey guys, we totally have a plan to stop this inheritor.
>Actually it didn't work because the Inheritor is just too powerful, too powerful guys you just can't!
>Oh no! Another Spider-Man has been killed, and it was probably one you like!
>Here's a cool universe where Gwen Stacy is Spider-Girl, but she's called Spider-Gwen because we're actually, literally, mouth breathingly retarded!
I fucking hate you, Slott.
Ayden Adams
Probably not. Oh and also Fern died for literally no reason
Jacob Gomez
From what I understand, Geddon was Miles story. So he had to be geddon that unipower.
>They rezzed Mayday's dad though so at least that's good.
Wonder how they'll fuck that up. Maybe make him evil.
Fuck, Into the Spider-verse Gwen is so good.
The Last Stand suit.
Leo Jenkins
I didn't think she had an official name in her universe, spider-gwen is just what fans and other spideys call her.
I always liked white-widow as a name myself.
Tyler Smith
Remember when they destroyed Leopardon?
Justin Green
>Wonder how they'll fuck that up. Maybe make him evil.
He's The Other now, so probably something involving that.
Brody Kelly
They ended up stealing Ghost Spider's name for her, forcing them to rename the actual Ghost Spider to fucking SPIRIT SPIDER, ruining the pun.
Cooper Flores
Spider-Gwen is just a Meta nickname. In universe she's always referred to as Spider-woman, or Ghost-Spider as of late. Probably because they're going to shutter Earth-65 and bring her over to 616 proper.
Noah Gonzalez
When you eat crab, it isn't crawling around on your plate and biting you.
Jackson White
FOR FUCKS SAKE
Nicholas Wright
It's hard and coarse too
Nathan Brooks
Peter shouldn’t be as sad as he is
Spider-Man, the most popular character in an escapist fantasy genre, has a life that is just as sad, if not sadder, than the life most people are trying to escape
Characters can be flawed and have difficulty without resorting to SOUL CRUSHING ANGST. It’s a shitty writing practice just to put a character in a situation where their lives are so hard and full of bullshit for the sake of the reader feeling bad for them. It’s as cheap as having a character kick a puppy to show that they’re evil.
Juan Flores
Fuck Slott. Spiderverse is the shittiest slasher film to ever exist.
Colton James
Hopefully it'll be something like
>Mayday, join me and together we can something something unite the web of life and destiny
>...okay
Also, if he's the Other, that means he has his leg back. Yeet.
Well shit.
Nathan Edwards
Peter did go through some shit, but he’s okay now.
Jeremiah Jackson
Hudson Phillips
I wish this suit was expressive like classic.
Jeremiah Moore
Ayden Thomas
>Peter you don't understand! You punched me so hard I got a concussion, and now I think it's illegal to give medical treatment to anyone that's related to a criminal!
Jonathan Bell
In various universes Peter had some shit happen to him, he even quit being Spider man at one point in the main universe. Zombie Peter is even worse.
Thomas Taylor
Grayson Green
Man, that armors faceplate is really easy to rip off
Kevin Cooper
Is Tony genuinely unintelligent? How is providing medical care for an old fucking woman aiding and abetting a criminal
Gavin Martin
Peter is in whatever condition the shitty writers need him to be to squeeze the most cheap emotion out of the reader to cover up for the fact that comic books haven’t been good since dial-up was the fastest internet money could buy
Kayden Brooks
Nathan Edwards
Peter isn't sad or angsty, dunno why you're banging that drum. Spidey is defined by how he ISN'T angsty, in spite of how he should be. That's part of what makes him a strong character.
And you're not supposed to feel bad for spidey. You're supposed to cheer him on.
>Spider-Man, the most popular character in an escapist fantasy genre, has a life that is just as sad, if not sadder, than the life most people are trying to escape
And yet he keeps doing the right thing. That's what makes him a great character. He inspires you (as much as a comic book character can inspire anyone) to do your best even as the world tries to keep you down.
Characters that simply do 'the right thing' while everything goes their way can't be trusted to be doing that thing if they ACTUALLY feel it's the right thing to do or if it's because hey they're doing it and it's working for them so may as well keep doing it.
You seem to have some issues dude, if you seriously can't understand the character of Spider-Man (which evidently you don't, considering you need to have even the most basic aspects of him spoonfed to you), about as straight-forward and uncomplicated a character as it gets.
Hudson Gray
...
Mason Gomez
Spider man is insanely strong. He is basically thumping people he hits. He could crush that faggot Tony Stark
Joshua Russell
>comic books haven’t been good since dial-up was the fastest internet money could buy
Fucking OUCH.
Nathan Barnes
electricity preys on spiders
Carson Brooks
Peter is pretty strong when he’s pissed off.
Jordan Foster
Even before those times Peter fucking suffered. Remember Gwen?
Gabriel Gutierrez
He shouldn’t have as much bullshit happen to him as it does. Spider-Man shouldn’t be one big tragedy. Comics are supposed to be fun, they’re supposed to make you feel happy, excited, thrilled, amazed, and maybe a bit sad but not MOSTLY sad. He’s the SPECTACULAR Spider-Man, not the SORROWFUL, SOBBING, SUICIDAL Spider-Man.
Peter should be happy more than he’s sad. I’m sick of this “true art is angsty” emo bullshit that permeates every inch of the entertainment industry recently
Nicholas Wood
Tony’s just a jackass.
Evan Perry
Man, modern spider-man sucks. Glad the last spidey comic I read didn't even feature him, in superior spider-man or whatever the one where doc ock won was named. Was total bullshit the way they 'resurrected' him at the end of that story. Far as I'm concerned, spidey died in that story.
Not that spidey comics hadn't been shit for a long while before that too. Well before one more day, which is up there with the worst comics marvel's ever produced.
Brody Green
Oh man
Hunter Rogers
>I'm sick of a comic being the way it's been for nearly 60 years
read a different one then you retarded faggot, you got literally hundreds of worthless throw-away titles (that don't sell anything because they're trash) vomited out to appeal to your shit taste every year
Jordan Murphy
Having bad things happen to you doesn't make you emo or angst. Peter wouldn't even be Spiderman if it wasn't for Uncle Bens death. that made him selfless instead of selfish and made him such a great hero.
Lincoln Flores
Let's draw a line between angst, suffering, and enduring. Spider-Man is enduring.
>I HAD TO DO IT, PETER! I HAD TO FUCK AND KILL THAT THOT TO KEEP YOU PURE! SHE DIDN'T DESERVE YOU, PETER! YOU'RE MY SON, MY PRECIOUS BOY, PETER!
Angel Myers
That was the shark-jumping moment
It might not have been the first, but from that moment on it feels to me that Marvel has SUBSISTED on just beating the shit out of Peter. My childhood hero is a fucking punching bag and people call it art. They say it’s what makes him a true hero. You don’t need to go through shit to be a hero, you fucking faggots. You just need to do good things. It may make it look more impressive for a bit when Peter continues to do good despite all the shit he goes through, but guy gets old when he’s been doing it for YEARS
Stop it, do something better.
Nolan Peterson
holy fuck these faces are AWFUL, jesus fucking CHRIST
Ryder Ross
Reminder that Quesada, the guy responsible for this and OMD, has gone on record saying he self-inserts as Spider-Man and mandated Carlie Cooper, Spidey's awful forced love interest after OMD, be based off his daughter. Meaning Quesada wants to fuck his daughter.
Kevin Garcia
What issue did Ghost Spider happen?
His strength went up after he was giant spider, and I don't think it went away like the organic webbing, and stingers. What's it around now? 8 tons or so?
Adrian Edwards
tommy lee jones? that's a weird cross-over
Eli Ross
Remember when she was retconned into cheating on Peter by sleeping with Norman, getting pregnant, running away from Norman when she realizes he’s insane, and hoping that Peter wil forgive her and help her raise Osborn’s twins?
Adrian Nguyen
You just had to make this weirder, didn't you?
Carson Turner
>my childhood hero
jesus dude, how old are you?
Jacob Sullivan
Who said you can't eat both?
Spider just isn't on the menu unless you're from the East or some shithole. I wish I could try some
Alexander White
The part of being a hero is rising above the sadness and struggle user. Many heroes in DC and Marvel went through alot and they rose above and let those problems lead them to be better heroes.
Jackson Rodriguez
It’s been doing the same shitty thing for 60 years and I’ve grown sick of it
I miss when comics were optimistic and superheroes were the apex of moral character, who swooped into action to protect the lesser folk from trouble like some kind of angel. Why do heroes need to be flawed? Having a character suffer doesn’t automatically make them better. Heroes shouldn’t have to suffer. Their actions are already proof of their moral character, I don’t need to feel bad for them to root for them.
Thomas Rivera
ahahaha that last fucking panel
what is he even doing?
>arms poised like a gorilla
>both feet are in the air and he's not in a running pose at all
it looks like he's doing a gorilla impression and hopping around
oh my god
HE'S LITERALLY CHIMPING OUT
Angel Bailey
Yeah, that’s just a part of OMD. Funny that you bring this up, because they made a few references to Superior Spider-Man in the PS4 game, and it was one of the concept designs for the Stark Suit in Homecoming.
Jackson Reyes
>You don’t need to go through shit to be a hero, you fucking faggots. You just need to do good things.
There's NOTHING heroic about "doing good things" when that doesn't involve facing adversity. That's like playing a video game with god mode on. Just shallow masturbation. Spider-man isn't about shallow masturbation. It's about giving life-lessons, to do the right thing because it's the right thing, not because it's easy, or because people like it, but because you have values and principles.
It's about building character.
Alexander Kelly
Old enough.
That’s not being a hero, that’s just being fettered. Nornal every-day people can do the right thing, even if it feels bad. Superheroes have superpowers so they can just do the right thing with no effort at all. That’s why they’re super.
Heroes are people who help other people. Not people who go through hell and back to hell other people. Those are just heroes in shitty situations. You don’t have to be in a terrible, difficult situation to be a hero.
Ethan Gonzalez
>That was the shark-jumping moment
user even Jesus was tested, heroes will be tested as well. if nothing bad ever happened to these heroes then they wouldn't be relatable
Superman gets alot of flak for being this Omgea God level being but he still has issues and problems.
Austin Rogers
I forgot, but Ghost Spider is actually the resurrected version of The Amazing Spider, a version of Spidey that kidnapped of Spider-Men to kill and take their powers.
Christopher Johnson
The kino collection UNF!
Jordan Kelly
People who do good things are heroes. People who help others are heroes
People who can help a lot of people and accomplish very good things are SUPER heroes.
There is no link between being a hero and adversity. Villains may create adversity, but heroes do not always need to deal with adversity to be heroes.
Mason Sullivan
I need to hear Willem Dafoe say this.
Michael Wood
You don’t need to be tested to be a hero.
You just need to help someone. It’s not as hard as you think it is. The fact that you think being a hero is any harder than that shows how bad your generation really has it.
Bentley Russell
Crazy, kinda reminds me of how Ezekiel stole part of Peter's powers That's separate from the inheritors right?
Michael Wright
He’s a Spider-Monkey.
Jason Cox
>Superheroes have superpowers so they can just do the right thing with no effort at all
false, Superheroes are held to a higher standard, Spider-man constantly holds back and could kill his villains but he doesn't because he's better than that. Someone show when Doc Oc Spiderman killed Scorpion by one punch to the chin
Lincoln Myers
>It’s been doing the same shitty thing for 60 years and I’ve grown sick of it
stop reading it then?
>I miss when comics were optimistic and superheroes were the apex of moral character, who swooped into action to protect the lesser folk from trouble like some kind of angel
Oh, you mean like Spider-Man?
>Why do heroes need to be flawed?
That's what makes what they do heroic.
>Having a character suffer doesn’t automatically make them better.
Automatically? No. But is it necessary to make them a good character? Yes.
>Heroes shouldn’t have to suffer
Geeze dude, did you pull this from your manifesto, that starts off with you declaring yourself a hero? This is some psycho shit, I'm not even joking.
>Their actions are already proof of their moral character
Self-sacrifice is INTRINSIC to being a moral character. Suffering is absolutely necessary to be one.
>I don’t need to feel bad for them to root for them.
You're supposed to feel GOOD for them for overcoming the adversity, not bad for them for having faced it.
Dylan Johnson
You don't NEED to be tested but you will be, testing isn't voluntary it happens without notice. Spider-man and other heroes experience loss and it makes them better people.
Landon Campbell
>People who do good things are heroes. People who help others are heroes
No. Putting yourself in danger is absolutely necessary to be a hero. Suffering is a consequence of putting yourself in danger. If your character doesn't deal with both, they are not a hero. Full stop.
>There is no link between being a hero and adversity.
you genuinely don't understand how humans work at all dude
Jose Torres
Yeah. It’s its own story. No interdimensional vampires. It’s about a Spider-Man that never lost anything. It even has 616-Pete too.
Jeremiah Rogers
came in here and was not disappointed
Easton Phillips
Get in line.
Elijah Garcia
>Heroes shouldn’t have to suffer.
even fukken superman suffers dude, a literal god. why? 'cuz he wants to save everyone, but he can't. that alone causes him suffering. not that there isn't more.
a character who doesn't suffer isn't a hero, because - if nothing else - they just don't care enough about other people to suffer because those people suffer. a "hero" who doesn't suffer could only be some garth ennis-tier psychopath who could only believe they were one if they were insanely deluded. it's probably someone you would only allow to roam the streets if you put a bomb in their head first, just in case
Leo Carter
>It's the perfect world. The perfect life.
But not the perfect costume, holy fuck. That design, and that cape? That much blue and red together? Alt-Peter, you fucking bush league tailor.
Benjamin Roberts
Jordan Morgan
Sounds like she needs a hard dicking.
Levi Turner
is she hot?
Grayson Young
Huh, was it before civil war II?
Web cape is probably the best option for a cape.
Dominic Mitchell
Oh, fuck yeah. Ghost Spider was way back in '10, I think. Stretched out between the ASM, Deadpool, and Incredible Hulk annuals. Was good shit.
Anthony Gonzalez
I think it was in one of the Annual comics from 2011.
Austin Ramirez
I'd scramble her eggs.
Ifyouknowwhatimean
Juan Hughes
I do not, kind user.
Jaxson Jones
Austin Roberts
That sounds an awful lot like something a crab would say...
Evan Smith
Jaxson Bailey
I'd give her something to hop onto
Ifyoucatchmydrift
Kevin Green
Whut da fug is happening here
Noah Bell
Otto switched bodies with Peter and Peter is dying in Otto’s Body.
Julian Edwards
Why they do Pete like that
Jordan Sanders
Otto switched minds with Peter Parker moments before he died and became the new Spider-man for a bit. Superior Spider-man was a complete character assassination on Peter.
David Cook
Dan Slott is very bad at writing
Jack Rivera
Writers hate Peter. And Dan Slott self-inserts on Otto.
Aiden Reyes
Here's hoping we get to play with the black/symbiote suit in the next game and it ends up being more than just cosmetics.
Ryan Martinez
New comic idea
Peni is Peter’s imouto and she’s a brocon
Luke Hernandez
No, user.
Samuel Moore
Why don't we skip the comic phase and go straight to the porn
Colton Allen
Samuel Fisher
Yes, user. Even better if it's this Peni.
>Reticent lyric spouting spider-imouto that's always trying to get Peter to play with her and her spider-bro
>always wants to go webslinging with him in her fuckhuge mechsuit
>always wants to fight crime with him
>can't really quip but she tries anyway
>headpats and handholding while he mating press creampies her
Tell me I'm wrong. I fucking dare you.
Ryder Lewis
Aren't you content with just spamming this in /ck/?
Isaac White
Where's the one page where Peter trolls Tony by confessing that he's the Human Torch?
Jonathan Russell
>headpats and handholding while he mating press creampies her
Rock solid
Nathan Morris
I've never understood this too, but if I were to try and BS a way to explain it I'd say it has to do with evolution.
Some spiders can potentially kill people due to their venom.
Crabs can't.
Also dangerous Spiders are generally colored black, brown or yellow.
Crabs are mostly redish orange and white, colors that aren't as hostile.
Also the silhouette is a bit different.
Spiders have super thin segmented torsos that make them look like a bundle of legs.
Crabs have big round torsos that look cute and non-threatening
Gabriel Ward
Christopher James
I like angry Peter.
Samuel Moore
Man you guys are like slow as shit on posting the Tracey Scops porn stuff.
Tyler Garcia
>Tracey Scops porn stuff
I dunno man, his stuff tends to be soulless on the soul v soulless scale. I get you can only get so much done in a comic, but it doesn't float my boat. I wanna see clonecest, I want some feeling and plot behind it, not just mindless fucking.
But if he makes a Peni comic I'ma beat that shit, ngl.
Brandon Martin
>his
user, all that stuff is done by a woman.
Carter Powell
I'll believe it when I fuck it. Till then...
Charles Williams
Someone needs to make more footfag draws of Gwen.
Anthony Flores
What the fuck was her problem?
Liam Wilson
...
Evan Reed
He is in Spider-Verse
Bentley Ramirez
Is Spider-Man less bad now that Slott has finally fucked off?
Brayden Hall
I meant in the PS4 game. The lying about having a son in danger, leaving him behind, faking her death, and showing up out of nowhere later to save him and give him Hammerhead’s weakness. It doesn’t make sense. What’s she doing?
Justin Bennett
Adrenaline junkie. Felicia's always loved the game of cat and mouse between her and Peter in any continuity. Gotta have some way to get his attention and keep him interested. Especially since he's back with MJ.
Nicholas Wright
Well, MJ just fucked off to Symkaria.
Hudson Powell
While Mary Plain's away, the cat will play with her peter in her vajayjay
Jordan Mitchell
Peter needs to buff up when wearing the black suit.
Joseph Torres
Peter would never do that. He’s a good man, and he won’t cheat on MJ.
Kevin Turner
SHOCKEEEEEEEEEEEER
Cooper Powell
Where is gwen_camel_nsfw?
Samuel Wood
You have a very good point. MJ will be coming back to a future of a gummed up vaginal canal, then. And Felicia will have her cats.
I am okay with this.
I gotchu m8.
>img2.gelbooru.com
Anthony Cruz
He came back after Spider-Verse and helped with Clone Conspiracy, then tracked down evil Ben in the new Scarlet Spider comic. I didn't really follow SS to know what happened to Kaine after that.
Joseph Butler
Nah. Radioactive sperm.
Levi Carter
Thanks, though I supposed she wouldn't wear thighs
Andrew Cruz
God damn. I wish i could be covered with an alien symbiote that made me swole
Colton James
But PS4 MJ is the worst.
Noah Ramirez
Nigga
>Radioactive sperm in a universe with the F4, Stark, the X-Men's big brains, and Peter because he's smart enough to rid himself of his powers and everything that comes with them
I know you're probably taking the piss, but Reign was fucking stupid. Just... so fucking stupid.
Brayden Jenkins
Don’t worry, I’m just joking around. Reign was pretty dumb though.
Jaxon Martinez
>I didn't think she had an official name in her universe
It was Spider-Woman, like Jessica Drew and Julia Carpenter.
Jayden Roberts
the symbiote doesnt want to kill pete, it wants to reunite with him
Colton Martin
You know what game was great?
Ultimate Spider-Man. The chase levels were hard as balls though.
Nathaniel Perez
Joshua Nguyen
It was alright. As a kid I didn't like in comparison to SM2, but it was better than SM3. How they managed to fuck that up is beyond me.
And fuck that first Goblin boss fight and the Carnage fight. Kid-me failed those missions at least ten times.
Asher Rogers
It was okay.
Isaac Nelson
Will Petey ever get a break?
Cooper Gomez
Only in stories written by fans who actually love him.
Kevin Morgan
He can get a break when he’s dead.
James Price
I thought I was gonna read some spiderman for cheerful banter with goofy villains, and this was in the first volume I bought.
Peter Parker's life is absolute suffering.
Chase Lewis
He's on the rise user. It's gonna be fine.
Kevin Hall
If you think that’s bad, you haven’t even scratched the surface. The Thousand are far from Peter’s worst enemy.
Luke Myers
MJ is shit
Peter should marry an actual good girl, like She-Hulk so I can self-insert
Lucas Clark
user? Are you trying to tell us something?
Owen Lewis
I want to F U C K She-Hulk
Caleb Sanders
If i could have any of Spider-Man's powers it would be his ability to banter
Juan Edwards
You DID purchase Spiderverse on Blu ray right?
You DO want to fund that Peni anime right?
Jaxon Kelly
The fuck, you guys don't have those things in your backyards?
Little giant nosed bastards keep stealing my gardening tools every night, I tell ya...
This.
Despite being, on paper, someone who should be a fairly minor threat to spiderman, his worst enemy always has been and ALWAYS SHALL BE The green goblin/norman osborne.
They even made a point of that when Doc ock took over Spiderman's body, The green goblin basically fucked him over easily and had a giant speech about how much shittier than him Octavius was as a villain.
Jacob Garcia
Yes I own Peni on Blu-ray and DVD. She's ready to go whenever I need her.
Hudson Brooks
Its kind of both.
The symbiote is a textbook Japanese anime Yandere; It wants peter but its also GODDAMNED PISSED at him and wants to kill him at the same time. As eddy brock put it in ultimate spiderman, it both wants to kiss him and eat him at the same time.
The rejection that it felt from Peter rejecting it is something that really, REALLY fucking hurt it on an emotional level, and its never going to get over that so its always going to hate and want to hurt peter. but that hatred is driven by what is essentially an insane love for him, so it also wants more than anything to reunite with him.
I'm actually surprised we've never gotten an arc where it bonds with a chick or crazed spiderfan of his, and have her stalking him all over the city trying to capture him for her sex dungeon or something.
Jayden Gray
I remember She-Venom being the first concept before they decided to make Eddie become Venom.
Josiah Jenkins
lets be honest, he won't get a break WHEN he's dead, god's probably going to kick him off heaven and into hell to fight demons or some shit, just because he can.
Benjamin Reed
SpiDOOMer-Man
Juan Kelly
What did he mean by this?
Isaac Phillips
Well Ben Grimm actually is Jewish so
Austin Jones
So?
Luke Lopez
>in ultimate spiderman
That's the thing though. In USM it's a legitimate parasite that isn't even a sentient, sapient being from space. It's a science experiment that reached a mental singularity and started to learn. Learn to eat.
If the mainstream symbiote met the ultimate symbiote, it'd bust its own ass for trying to do that to Peter. And then the main symbiote would try and ingratiate itself to him for a second chance.
Alexander Powell
He's not ethnically Jewish, but he grew up in Queens, so he's got a lot of the same mannerisms as your typical New York Jew..
Caleb James
The "eat and kiss" is the same principle of how it feels about him though; The Ultimate one only feels that way because peter is the only one genetically compatible with it (it wouldn't burn him out like the others its "eating", which is why it wants him), but the "love and hate" thing is still the same kind of concept.
I was just using a phrase that matched up how it felt.
Hudson Roberts
>mary jane becomes the next Host for the symbiote
>Carnage-gwen becomes canon in regular universe
>We get a betty and veronica love triangle of two alien bitches fighting over peter
>black cat can come too
Samuel Russell
I remember a What If where Peter kept the symbiote. Didn’t go so well.
Jaxson Roberts
Cat got in Web of Shadows. It wasn’t pretty.
Cameron Johnson
Is T'challa Jewish too?
Gabriel Nelson
The game literally tells you. Pay attention retard.
Andrew Smith
It was absolute bullshit, like every other what if involving the symbiote and Peter save for the Other. That encapsulated his and the symbiote's relationship very well.
Ah, alright then. Even then, thirsty ass living automatic onahole that's always trying to suck you off because you're literally the best one for it sounds pretty good.
Lucas Reed
He means that the letter on his head doesn't stand for France.
Samuel Peterson
this is definitely someone's fetish
Blake Cruz
I hope I never meet someone with that fetish.
Austin Miller
a smoky fishbowl?
Elijah Powell
>Original Spider-man
>Practically erased everything from One More Day and Superior Spider-man with him getting back together with MJ and even on good terms with Black Cat
>Ultimate Spider-man
>Died
>Came back
>Disappeared
>Came back just to establish that the Ultimate series is back and Miles is just gonna be a more edgier version
>Making everything from his death till now pointless
>Spider-verse
>Just kill off fan favorites one by one since the first to make faux tension
>Release one after the other making it a confusing mess
>Made it about Gwen who went through not one but two god awful series for her
>Getting BLACKED in the animated series and in an off shoot one shot
>Superior Spider-man 2.0
>Bendy couldn't let it go so he made a spin off entirely for him without killing Pete and just being an arrogant version of Pete to make him distinguishable
I feel so sorry for you old friend, what are they doing to you? Why release so much shit in such a small time frame?
Jeremiah Bell
If you steam a spider, will its goo turn into meat like a crab?
Wyatt Martin
It’s sad.
Christian Harris
This is the only black Spider-Man, other than Spider-Punk, that I’ll accept.
Gavin Gray
Spiders don't have "goo" inside of them they have meat, just like Crabs.
The difference is that crabs are MUCH larger than spiders, so its easy to discard the shell part of them with a large amount of meat inside.
That's harder for the spider because each spider is significantly smaller than most commercially eaten crabs, so you generally have to just bite the bullet and eat the exoskeleton along with the meat, which is less palatable than crab. Additionally, since spiders are smaller you have to have a spider that is big just to have any real value in eating in without putting a giant handful into your mouth.
This makes it somewhat difficult to find a "good" species of spider to use for food, since you need one large enough to be worth raising, and slow and docile enough to be easily raised or found/hunted.
Spiders like tarantulas and Camel spiders are chosen for this reason by cultures that like to eat spiders.
Mason Lopez
Kayden Walker
Charles Myers
>Literally funded by Jameson to be Spider-Man's superior
>Jaw comes off in one unrestrained punch
Jeremiah Sullivan
Hey, Spidey is strong motherfucker. God help you if you piss him off.
Adam Peterson
Yeah, and Scorpion was designed by a mad scientist that Jameson paid of to be even stronger than Spider-man.
Kevin Turner
Scorpion needs some big buffs and a costume that doesn't get some shitty redesign in every new appearance
Owen Moore
>paid by a newspaper owner
Look man, if the multi-billionaires of the marvel universe aren't churning out superbeings that can shitstomp spidey, there's no way in hell jameson is affording the money need to do that shit.
Angel Rivera
It was a different time, user.
Justin Hall
He got better
Andrew Harris
Gargan’s just getting too old.
Michael Green
Show bobs and vagene
Luis Davis
Spider-Man only deserves happiness
No more sadness for Spidey. Give him a harem of immortal Gwen Stacey clones, a t-shirt with Uncle Ben’s smiling face on it, and sue JJ for defamation
Oliver Taylor
God believes in all of us, user.
Nathaniel Carter
Obviously we need a female scorpion.
>implying J.J hasn't known all along peter parker was spiderman and isn't just doing this out of fatherly love to toughen him up for the world
>Someone post the Yea Forums post of venom and JJ
>you know the one
Ian Diaz
Jeremiah Scott
He also used some shitty cheap process which is why Scorpion is kind of retarded.
Ryan Jones
>that left eye
My god, he's got a straight derpface
Jackson Anderson
God I hated that issue. That entire volume. It was shit awful.
Carson Gomez
Mac ain’t the brightest bulb in the box.
Jacob Gomez
>we're lucky nobody hunts us anymore.
Mason Ramirez
Honestly, if you get mauled by a bear, you probably deserve it.
Landon Lewis
>memories
>the lyrics are half-right
i know this is a copyright thing but fuck if it doesn't bother me
Sebastian Myers
Felicia is doing it on purpose.
Luke Morris
>you probably deserve it.
Either that or Frank punched it when no one was looking.
Mason Cox
Who could forget when Frank Franked that bear?
Jack Stewart
Hudson Wright
Gabriel Powell
Nigger.
Luke Robinson
Vultures often mistake household spiders for carrion
Samuel Lopez
Who could forget the predator and prey relationship between walls and spiders?
Caleb Richardson
Spots are known to kill spiders
Aaron Thomas
Spiders are in fact very crushable by large tires
Gavin Allen
>Eyes always on the torrent
Dylan Perry
What?
Nathan Murphy
Everyone knows Goblins are predators of Spiders.
Adrian Campbell
>kissing does damage