Which vidya character has the tightest butt?

Which vidya character has the tightest butt?

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2B doesn't have holes.

ciri

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That picture is no where near as tight as 2Bs actual ingame butt. Also as a side note, making asses as big as possible with no attention to shape is shit taste.

What was this guy's patreon again?

I'm not sure if that's explicitly stated or refuted.

Liara. Do you think her asshole is blue?
>or is it brown

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Arhoangel

I can make my own

nah looks fine, your taste is wrong

probably glows like google home

literally 9s

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Stinks like google home too ;)

Haydee and Ada Wong in RE 6

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She does, it's how she ejects her engine oil.

Bayonetta

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Androids can install reproductive organs to experience sexual pleasure. It's not confirmed nor denied whether 2B or 9S have said "upgrades."

POst pics of dva shitting please

Androids probably do but it doesn't have a function and is there just to emulate humans.

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this

Androids like 2b were designed as sexbot and then converted in fighting units.
She prolly has holes.

I wish something that magical existed

how else would she pleasure melanin enriched robots?

There's a few

Source
my ass

Dante

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/thread

no

shit fetish

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2B

He just wears loose clothes

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Imagine running your finger along her crack, and then gently inserting your finger into her anus.

does my bf dressing up as link with his super tight boy shorts underneath that i can easily pull off count?

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holy shit now I want an irl robot ass

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2b. Butt since you posted her already, I'll go with my other favorite.

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>shit fetish
no really? post some fucking d.va scat or gtfo.

haha

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Look at those thighs god damn

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>textures instead of actual clothes
yeah that's gonna be a no from me

Pic related
Dante vs snake?

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Did they make the robots sexy just in case they ran into a human and could extract his semen

>tight butt
No thanks. I prefer soft bubble butts.

Well she is 2E

It's not clothes. Look harder.

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Ahem!

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literally

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Please explain what's actually happening here.

faster

9S has had quite the number of replacement bodies, I doubt he’d have a dick with how many times he would need to get a new one. We’ve only seen 2B get a new body twice but given her line of work I don’t she’d care for sex organs anyways, leave that shit to the slutty Operators

I'm going to just hope that's an inflatable seat or something.

that's not a tight butt, that's a huge ass that's probably soft as a pillow

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fuck off faggot

theres no ass to be had there but that cameltoe is delicious

It's an edit

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The black stuff is actually her skin

THIS
WHERE ARE ALL THE SHIT PICS BROS

Devola fucked villagers when was drunk so yeah, she has a pussy.

Source?

Kasuga

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God I wanna bury my dick in that tight ass

>wanting things to come out her shitter instead of going in

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I like both, sue me.

what the fuck

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braaaap

Nier.

literally no ass, get real faggot

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For me it's Lady Croft.

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>fanart

>intro movie focuses heavily on his ass
What did Squaresoft mean by this?

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2B cured me of loli.

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I like this thread.

Yoko Taro in a Q&A stated that Yorha androids do not come equipped with genitalia; although they are meant to replicate humanity, humanities records displayed that these parts were secretive were meant to be kept away to begin with. He also stated that it was basically an optional add on.
From this it's pretty clear 2B, 9S and more importantly A2 all have no genitalia during the game, but are free to do so after the events of the game.

A2 is worn down, the only article of clothing she is actually wearing in game is the tatters wrapped around her stomach (not present in the webm)

Is that ingame? I might need to purchase 7 copies of Automata right fucking now.

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Shut the fuck up you nasty Jew.

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>posts a pic of a girl getting blacked

Here's your sniper bro.

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She's had it reamed by several horses, I doubt it

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I bet d.va's poop taste like milk and honey

The Bayonetta art is official, dummy.

who /breeder/ here

One who is determined enough could still rub between them!

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Yo gimme the sauce for that

Garnet. At least before she married Zidane and got hot space-monkey dick in her ass for the rest of her life.

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Sengoku Basara

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youtu.be/EsbBtS110UI
youtu.be/AdvFl7p6JqI

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

HNNNNGHH

>felt like I was gonna beat this game and I was making good progress, until I found a ladder

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Getting some goatse vibes here

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>Nobody posted brappers in space yet

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real men drill their way out of the problems

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Michael Jackson was hot in ME2, won't deny.

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Is that modded? That looks a little extreme but maybe Bioware was feeling really inspired with this character.

based

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Patrician taste.

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Wasn't the thread about the tightest butt? Hers is soft.

Devola is a replicant, not an android.

You're a retard.

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Those are some core values I can agree with. They speak to my soul.

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They can easily just go ask the resistance for spare genitals.

>2019
>still no high quality official blizzard-activison™ widow sex doll

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It'll probably be about 5 years.

But by then half the jobs will be gone.

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I really hope that we get good sex dolls before I leave this floating rock of suffering.

Woof Woof Woof Woof WooF Woof Woof Woof wooof woof woof wWOoof Woof Woof ooofw WOof

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>tfw took 7 inches first time

i guess i was built for being fucked

There is nothing tight about Haydee and that's why we love her and you know it

add me on discord

That's a nice ass.

I don't like this

Mantis?

But she does have a mouth

Probably Nanako from Persona
:^)

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That's literally the Bayonetta wallpaper.

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This.

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I recognize that slap

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they have the same fucking pigment you fucking retard

Is that a fucking trap

Devola and Popola were androids set to watch over the replicant program.

How did you do it senpai? My first time with my bf hurt like a motherfucker and we had to stop, and he's only 6 inches.

This was about tight butts. Bayonetta's ass is fat

as opposed to 2b?

kek

Resident expert on getting away with erotic impalement and if SFM is anything to go by she's also a bit of a horse whisperer.

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2B's ass is fat as well. People here have no fucking clue what a firm ass looks like.

Old Lara is nothing like nuLara.

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>not posting the fixed version

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This thread makes my peepee hard

what should I do

>posting traps
MOOOODSSS

>they have the same fucking pigment you fucking retard
your not white mohammed

here's picture where I've took pigment from light and dark area from both, can you link them to a person
Try it yourself

Goddamn you are retarded

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perv

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b-b-but i see a titty.

holy shit that's a trap? gimme the name.

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Instanut
More like this please

You just proved they're both mutts. good job

even fat men have titty, retard

fuck off

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Sadly this. To bad the character designers are a bunch of salty feminists who can stand other women, even vidya characters to be more attractive. Pathetic.

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I want to marry and impregnate 2B so badly

not a titty like that they don't.

That ass is ridic

You have the right idea

That fucking butt clench... OMFG that's hot

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Legends and Underworld were the last good Tomb Riders - even the Sound Tracks were amazing.
Prove me wrong.

BRAP

As a Hispanic male I must say she is only for me. Fuck off.

that perfect ass fucking whore

I can't. These games were fun and Lara was great.

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This but rise lara

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You are too short bro. And too weak. Can't even pick her up. Shes over 300lbs of pussy and ass.

I take that back. Maybe you are strong enough. Most Latinas I've seen are some serious heavyweights

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>implying specially made AI sexbot bodyguards aren't made of synthetic materiel that doesn't wear and tear without regeneration
oh user

shit taste.

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Take it back again, im 5'7 and 140lb
Just fuck my shit up familia

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cheeky

God damn I love asses

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Vergil

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Don't worry a lot of cute latinas and asian girls are like 5' - 5'2" you'll tower over them. Just keep them away from the food

I love my perfect wife Rise Lara

5'7, so you are bit taller than my table?
How's it like to wear children's clothing thorough your life? I'm envious, you get it so cheap

But it's a brand new day, new opportunities, what can I say, say
I plan to make my pay but put some away for a off key day
Demand collect, cash up front and direct
Pay money, pay respect, don't insult my intellect

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Kek

Is this the same faggot that made the maid dragon edit?

Nah. They probably have the correct gender genitalia. Gotta make the rest of the androids believe there are still humans on the moon. They'll start questioning shit if they're not equipped to pleasure their (imaginary) human masters from the get go.

what the fuck is happening here
context?

haven't seen that in a long while

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what was it?

Aria, mAss effect 3

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No way fag

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I was a butt lover since the womb. Never had a cooties phase. Ive loved women from day fucking one and can relate to this assman on a spiritual level.

Seeing this feels weird cause I'm playing right now Mass Effect 3 Omega DLC and helping Aria out

Good luck. If you do things right, there's a surprise for Sheppy ;]

Sue Lightning, she only does solo stuff and it's all on pornhub.

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I dont remember that scene. Is this an edit?

Yeah, it is. The real one is way better.

What did you choose in the reactor scene? Save civilians or no? Does it make a difference cause I didn't save them

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lmao newfag who hasn't played nier:a fucking exposed

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I didn't

I desperately want to spank that ass

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Why is Glass a gay pedophile

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I imagine she would. The androids were made in the perfect image of their beloved humans, so to think they wouldn't be anatomically correct is folly.

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the slap is animated terribly

gonna need more info on this user

>This will never be me

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His retarded faces ruined this

sauce

Old Snake...

the aliens need to see this

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ALL vidya girls deserve to be BLACKED!

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not him but iqdb says boku to misaki-sensei

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I hate how Nier Automata starts out as reasonably difficult and then you slowly get overpowered chips that restore all your health or make you invincible.

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even my waifu?

>ass if a woman
Fucking shit taste

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Well this guy had no junk, although he isn't like 2B and 9S.

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Blessed.
I've never been with someone who could take me balls deep and I'm 7 inch too

Not yours, she's too pure

we can arrange that

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MY CUM IS 100% KOSHER

Jetstream Sam

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Estelle

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Post the maid dragon edit

Disgusting. God I hope the FBI is putting you pedos on a watchlist

flat out the best /ss/ art project known to man

W-what is it

prophet from crysis. just set the suit to maximum armor.

Why do you want people to fap so bad Yea Forums? posting super lewd shit all day long.

Nigga ill pound that shit so hard ill make my own fucking hole.

boku to misaki-sensei

tombutt

See

You disappoint me anons, While all these buts are majestic packs of squeezable ambrosia, OP asked for tight butts (pic related). How are we to improve our understanding and love of butts if we cannot properly categorize them!

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yoko stated that they don’t inherently, but that they can get them.
i think he stated that it grows or something. Also 2b cannonically can grow a dick and 9s a pussy at will.

that's actually a 3D model, not real fampay

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now 'old up, that's not Kai

>removing expression
>"fixed"

who dis

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source for this image,
I mean, I know it's Nier, but there's nothing like this ingame.

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Always assume it is when you're on Yea Forums, who seems to post more traps than ACO at this point.

>Cute
>Loyal
>Batshit crazy so you know he's up for kinky shit
>Snarky
>Loving
>Lips made for cocksucking
>Ass made for eating and fucking
>Cute little feminine penis

9S is so much better than 2B who just has a good ass.

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It would be incorrect to call them reproductive organs when they're neither organs nor can they reproduce with it.
They can play pretend with pregnancies, but they can't actually have robot children.

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what's the point for the effort to do a body like this without adding e-vagina and e-anus?

Kai and her high quality, delectable ass is so much better than Riley.

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That doesn't look tight.
In fact, it's probably really soft and squishy.

youtube.com/watch?v=ixWybGQnPHQ

Finally, a real answer in a sea of garbage newfags. Solid Snake's ass was the product of genetic perfection.

imma try this on my mom later

God I wish I was climbing that ladder when she had a runny shit

If androids don't have sex organs, then how can the Commander fuck her vast harem of operators and YorHa units with her large cock?

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Amazon.

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You don't say

what was her problem?

>shit fetish
i mean it literally is

based

I'm explaining it to that retard who can't tell fiction from reality

It's a tranny, not a trap.
If he takes HRT then he's a tranny.

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You guys know that's where poop comes from right?

Anniversary was between them, and was good. So all three should be there. Is that enough?

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girls dont poop retard

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Thanks, doc.

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Are you trying to arouse me user

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Can't prove you wrong, Classic Lara and Legends Lara are the only good incarnations of the character

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thanks doc

This dose seems a little concentrated, doc.

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Who was in the wrong here?

Thanks, doc

wtf I love zoomers now

What a thrill.....

Based nintenbro

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>tightest butt
Can somebody please explain what this means? Like tight skin or some shit? I've been perplexed by this since childhood and never thought to bring it up.

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the smush always gets me

the way the word fucking lines up with these posts is pretty neat

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Objectively? Moon.

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I hope you die you furry cunt.

>this thread again

strawpoll.me/17515927

that kid has either been diddled, or watched porn waaaay too early in like

Read the thread

Cute post.

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Strikers charged was the SHIT, the into trailer was kino.

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Someone gets it

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epic ownage

>Midna is 3rd place

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I want to squeeze, lick, kiss, and bite that delicious ass. I would literally kill 10 people with a knife to have a gf with an ass like this.

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>Moon
Her name is officially Selene

What if you had to kill me too?

sorry user

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Especially you.

Even if it's fanart, the source material is right there to prove the art isn't off

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mantis-x makes some delicious loli stuff

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>have little sister with a big butt
>she won't sit on my face
what did I do to deserve this punishment? it's not fair

That skin looks like cheap plastic. How do you fucks get off to this?

Is there sauce on this?

what the fuck are you talking about you fucking retard

HNNNG!

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That's incest, user

>mouth

faggot

It's Moon or Chicken-chan, not that granny name.

please post a pic

>liking the worst person in an entire species of whores
>in current year

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>ctrl + f
>"ur mom lmao" / "you're mom lol"
>zero results

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Haydee

redpill me on this, but do girls really like to get slapped? i think it's fucking retarded

GOOOOOOOOOOOODS, that ass gave me some nostalgia

Low hanging fruit

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Not shapely enough, looks pretty flat. Artwork is better

There's a one-line piece of dialogue where Nier (the protagonist from the first game) mentions that Devola can get a little handsy when drunk.

Your interpretation whether this means she turns into a raging slut or if she's just flirty with the main character.

Skye from Paladins

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Based and redpilled

soulless

Raging flirty slut

>Trainers
>not their Pokemon
No way fag.

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When is their porn coming out

What a naughty little shit. WHERE IS THE SHAME!?

>knows she's gonna be abused
>stands around vulnerably anyway
WHOLESOME

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This, for sure the greatest canon ass in vidya.

hahaha

you just know

Best girl. A2 grade cut of bootymeat.

goatse

I like her more just for long hair.

Mike Adriano is that you

By getting knocked up by white human men in front of them.

Best grill, shit skin, shit image, shit toaster, worst game.

Man, what genius fucking design.

Goddamn this game was so good.

good lord

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Saaaaauce

already posted in the thread several times

Rise Lara is the shittiest Lara. At least in Shadow they gave her some ass. Feminists must be hanged.

Rebis's proportions always throw me off. REal cronenburg type bodies that NDC does better. At least Rebis isn't into steel wool pubes and happy trails, though

>At least Rebis isn't into steel wool pubes and happy trails, though
shit taste

that kid has heaps of big dick energy

ur mom has zero results for white men lol!

Looks made by the same guy who does milfy city

Nope.

I'm into big asses user, not smell. Pubes are a smell-traps and I ain't doin with that either.

Gotta keep it nice and silky smooth. I want hair, I'll go to men.

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What is it then?

Post more you little shit

Who is this guy? Is he groping his sister? Why is he being posted everywhere?
Someone give me a quick rundown.

The President of Japan(Female)

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please don't post pics of my wife, thanks.

>mine is older sister
>would humiliate and "torture" me by pinning me on the ground and sitting on my face
>I secretly enjoyed it.

tack, doktorn

Shaven is shit, give a strip, flame or heart shape or whatever trimmed.
Reincarnotica

It depends on the girl, as nothing is universal.

yes

>haven is shit, give a strip, flame or heart shape or whatever trimmed
happy trail or go home

>used to get lap dances from female cousins as a kid
>had them sitting on my face because I was an assman since I could talk
Feels pretty good t bh. Always makes the reunions awkward.

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I like this Sarah Bryant.

>posts image of underworld lara which is the shittiest one.

Are they hot? Be honest

But women have hair

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Fuck them then.

Little sister butts were made for eating and gently fucking by big brother cock.

Shadman. That's all you need to know. Hate me later.

>underworld lara
you might want your eyes checked

Just make it harder then.

that my old waifu kokonoe rin. good old time

Cute back then, hot (and smol) now. Fair skin, long, straight hair. We're all mutts, basically. Cuban, native american, black, white. Shit.

Haha no. ...Maybe.

I actually felt really guilty about that shit as a kid. Kept doing it though. Good times.

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>old
Why did you split up?

future chad in the making

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>We're all mutts, basically. Cuban, native american, black, white. Shit.
Dropped, though incest is still great.

GOD DAMN, I JUST WANT TO LICK A CUTE GIRL'S ASSHOLE!

shinobu took her place.

I'm so confused why that lady doesn't react at all. Is she dead? Is she a child molester? What the hell is happening here?

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The footpussy vampire luli?

yep. you get 3 in 1 with her. just give her some blood and you get a teen and a little more you get an adult

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GOD I WANT TO HAVE SEX SO FUCKING BAD

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Lewd Rin is better for me

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oh god theres more

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why was I given this virgin life

Just stop being a virgin

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I don't think it's as amazing as whatever you think it's like, especially for the first time, a few more after that. Masturbation will do you just fine, until you've better established financial independence/freedom.

Time to fap

Obligatory.

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That's her "muscles", retard.
That bitch is falling apart.

Wouldn't that be her musculature and/or sinew?

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Not sure about 9S, that guy is curious about everything, and tends to fall into a pattern every time he's activated. He probably had a 12 inch BBC installed out of curiosity.

>2B doesn't have holes.
polygon.com/2017/1/9/14213182/nier-automata-2b-art

Should I be proud of making this image?

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Its his mother trying to relax while her hyperactive kid is trying to get attention

That's what i said..?

Hey, delet this.

>Women would rather fuck a child penis than put up with you

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what game is this, op pls

Merely pretending?

Some do, a lot do like a little playful slap, most don't like a hard slap. Don't just open hand a girl you don't know that well.

And that's what I was asking.
>Wouldn't that be
Just clarifying. Thanks for your time user. You have a good one and remember - A2 is better than 2B.

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Haydee was surprisingly a good game.

im not a footfag but yeah that was a great scene

>tfw will never pull those pigtails while anal pounding her

Of course she is, she's a non-npc 2B with a spine.

Tightest asshole

>For anyone who doesn't know or wasn't aware, 2B.zip was a 1.2 GB archive containing several galleries of high quality NSFW photos of 2B, most were in 4K quality. It was full 3D using a custom high end render, it was quite impressive work. It was taken down for copyright infringement, no sources were ever listed so no way to get them back.

Anybody have a link to this?

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Skin like rubber

Based.

Vampire Redpilled.

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Yes.

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>It was taken down for copyright infringement
excuse me what the fuck?

Sounds like that kid bullshit, someone would have mirrored it.

As a bi sexual please fuck off with this faggotry, you dont see straight shit in gay threads

>Have a gf with a nicely shaped ass and invting hips
>Sleeping at her place with me as the big spoon
>She intentionally rubs her ass in a circular motion against my crotch
>Abandon_all_delusions_of_control.jpg

I swear to God, she's plotting to have a child with me. I can't keep losing sleep like this. The power of the ass is too great, user. Don't be weak-minded nor as weak-willed as me.

my hand on her left

They're not supposed to be clothes, they're patterns on her body.

>Have a gf
I'll be fine, don't worry.

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Her left what?

Yes!
my.mixtape.moe/lgsflu.swf

yes

I just realized you guys won't download this shit cuz you can't see it from mixtape.
deviantart.com/boldblade/art/Stop-Slapping-Tenshi-372301039

Source?

Nah. Faggots begone.

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Don't know it, sorry.

Is it gay if I want to breed him while he has a woman's body?

go ahead and tell me where the videogame disccusion is anywhere in this thread fucking faggots

>As a bi sexual

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yes cause he is still a guy

But he has breasts and a vagina that wasn't made from penile mutilation. And he can bear children.

this, faggots are insufferable

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>And he can bear children.
it's a fucking robot, how is this even justified in game?

Monster Girl Island user, is that you?

Not the guy, but in an interview with the creator of the game, he mentioned they can have reproductive organs or some shit like that if necessary.

Yokotaro says they can equip their dongles whenever. Odd considering they get the same kind of pleasure from fight, but whatever.

And why the fuck would the androids built to serve humanity to NOT have vaginas and artificial wombs? It doesn't make sense.

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9 ASS

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so what you're saying is it's bullshit said during a weak moment and it's not really mentioned in game. thanks anons.

Sombrap

>tfw love ass but find the idea of anal disgusting mostly because of the fear of shit coming out or the smell
ALTHOUGH I do regret not doing anal with this girl I was going out couple of years ago, she the only one I ever thought about it. Never crossed my mind doing it with other girls even years or months later

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What I'm saying is that it's not gay to breed a android because androids aren't male or female. They're fucktoys. So fuck you.

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nop

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Raiden
Neither does Raiden

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Mallow is such a good girl

And the map mods the community makes are pretty great as well. Though honestly I could do without the metroidvania style map in the core game and take a more interconnected world. Pretty hyped for the sequel hopefully its good.

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>so what you're saying is it's bullshit said during a weak moment and it's not really mentioned in game. thanks anons.
Not sure of a weak moment, but I guess fun fact from the creator pretty much.

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She could just give hand and blowjobs

>fear of shit
There are worse things in life than a little poop.

Faggot.

I don't know why but the first thing that popped in my mind was THAT Abella Anderson video, you fags know which one I'm talking about because it derails any thread every time someone posts it

I want to be her wizard

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a-user please

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I love A2 so much

Can't you modify his cybernetic body? Or just make a hole in him.

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2B may have the better ass but A2 is better in every other category.

cute retard

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>ass threads
Peak Yea Forums threads as always.

Yes
mostly daddy issues
my ex was like this
stay away, bad for you.

OMG... thank you!
I love you guys.

i hope you get some ass brotha

I think she was growing a tail she's like a dragon or some shit.

Bye thread. It was an honor and a privilege.

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Valkyr, Ivara, Garuda & Wisp are better!

source please I fucking love nuns

Like blood. That's my personal hangup. I shit almost every day, but I am not familiar with blood coming from the most sensitive and sexual part of the human body.

Do you know Yoko Taro? There's tons of canon info outside of his games

Whats that

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