*Blocks your path*

Uncanny Stage 4 is harder

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I don't know about that. I think Marisa's harder than Reimu.

Alice is the best.

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The hardest thing about this fight is trying to focus on the bullets while my head is bobbing to her theme. She doesn't play fair.

is that way.

*blocks your path*

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I agree

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move
bitch

'Sup Alice.

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Not so fast

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>high speed chase through the bamboo forest
>that stage 4 theme and Marisa's theme
>that fucking moment when the music since to the moon reveal
>THAT ONE WAS FOR YUKARI, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU
I still firmly believe ZUN will never surpass IN, although SA is insanely close

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ravioli ravioli
do not shovel the makai loli

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Once the high speed chase starts it gets hype as FUCK

Touhou Renaissance when?

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ZUN can't surpass IN unless he wants to make a "finale" again.

>Spell Practice re-added to newer games
>No commentary by ZUN on every attack, no unlockable attacks for doing various tasks in the game

I prefer the Yuugi fight myself

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This is normal.

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What happened to Alice user? I always sort of had a huge crush on them.

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What were they like?

Cooking with Alice user

>he likes girls who need homing shots
Yea Forums is a Marisa board, go home.

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He still shows up on Yea Forums from time to time

Time to lurk harder than I already did I guess

did they suck your dick

>Alice

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nai desu

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*block your screen*

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.....y-yes

*unblocks path*

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Same
Chen is even worse because I also like watching her spin

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On a Yea Forums thread?! How shameless.

Just post the porn already.

Dumb mouse

does Alice still make threads on Yea Forums?

For me it's the flower youkai

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On steam...but it's supposed to be our little secret...I sure hope Alice doesn't see this ever

They haven't given you more blowjobs since? They're not active on steam anymore?

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Here ya go everyone!
m.youtube.com/channel/UCzflwYcX-KrY6kOaO85OwPA

>video games
yikes
i want to pretend she's cooking for me

...She does from time to time and even went...a bit further one night..
But I haven't seen her on in awhile.

Yuuka bullying Alice is a tale as old as time itself

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Heard that young girls love Touhou in Japan. Wonder if that's true and we'll get to see it being reborn in a couple of years.

>shanghai.exe is going to be finished despite the takedown
god bless /jp/

>Alice isn't a guy
What the fuck. Why

Cute romanian

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Stop posting pictures of my soon to be wife!

Why do you want her to be a guy?

I’m hoping she comes back to give you more sloppy blowjobs, user.

Never, the gacha generation can't beat 2hu games

Your wife is my girlfriend.

by soon you mean in 8-10 years right?

Thanks, user. She's such a light of positively in my life that I don't know what I'll do without her.

>alice
user

>Wake up in the morning
>turn over in bed
>see this

what do?

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Ask her if she wants to go swimming.

Don't worry, I'll let you watch.

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She got pregnant.

Apparently she has her steam account available to all...I wonder how many others she pleasured!

>morning
Realize that is way too early and go back to sleep

Sumireko

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That isn't even Alice, silly anons.
Hi, Baker. Still chasing after your unreachable moon, I see.

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She's pretty hard in Mystic Square

Uncanny > Powerful

Marisa doesn't have any difficult spells, though.
Reimu blinks around all the time everywhere and it's really hard to just gun her down.

Marisa also has my favorite spell card of all time, Light Blast: Shoot the Moon

Alice is a pure and loyal girl! She wouldn't ever do something like that.
And I'll keep chasing it until the end of time.

I 1CC'd IN by spamming MAlice cannon. I have no regrets

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>Alice is a pure and loyal girl!

No she isn't.

I’m not saying you’re a cuck or anything, but if Alice was so willing to slobber on your cock, who’s to say she isn’t doing it to others?

>She's a difficulty spike in PCB
That would be the entirety of stage 4 and Youmu

IN is the easiest game.
And MAlice cannon only makes the trash duo do adequate damage compared to everyone else.

there's not a lot of room for her to be there, so i ask her to stand outside my room instead

fuck off with the ERP shit you tremendous faggots.

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t. Normal player, Lunatic Alice is bullshit

PC-98 Yuuka > Windows Yuuka

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Pure as the sun's rays!
Well...she told I'm the only one she ever got that lewd with and I trust Alice. She even showed me something...special of hers.

I love Alice!

Sleepytime Yuuka > mellow Flower Girl Yuuka > Genocide Yuuka
this goes for both outfit and personality

PC-98 Yuuka's resident gatekeeper > PC-98 Yuuka

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Suck our dicks, Alice.
Ah, I see. Let’s hope for the best then, comrade.

Will Alice ever find mutual love?

Yuuka's PC-98 neighbors > PC-98 Yuuka's resident gatekeeper

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Once Reimu gets in youknowwhere.

Fate Grand Order?

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i'm so nostalgic for some of these really old 2hu pictures that used to get spammed around here. wish i had some more saved+

Fuck Fate
He means Smash

Marisa's bloomers?

I want to fuck that bunny.

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What happend to Yukari? Did she accidentally opened a gap inside her brain?

why didn't zun keep alice as a cute loli

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but PC-98 is still canon if Windows hasn't contradicted it.

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L O N D O N ?
O
N
D
O
N
?

I don't care if this is a trap, I want more.

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So....

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Sex with the raccoon?

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How big are her nuts?

Why is Broken Moon so kino?
youtu.be/GGlt8rLwWzQ

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Good blend of jolly Jap music and "don't fuck with me"

>calling other people fags on a chinese homosex dating site

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Crown prince a Chad

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Because ZUN didnt make it. And SWR is best version, no remix comes close.

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*waves* I'm r-right here! What c-can I do for you today? I'll b-be making a new cooking thread on Friday, s-so don't worry!

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mobile.twitter.com/tea_basira/status/1092895606727557120
I hope Suika's game comes out someday, every Broken Moon remix I've heard in it has been 10/10

*unsips*

N-no I didn't, don't lie d-dear.

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Stop stuttering so much, you got a fucking speech impediment or something?

*squeezes tightly*

Im a v-very mean person! Grr!

She dear

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You d-don't need me to be a great person, Anonymous

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>I'll b-be making a new cooking thread on Friday, s-so don't worry!

I'll believe it when I see it.

yikes

the hardest part is focusing on the bullets while her head is bobbing on my dick

*waves*

*shrugs* F-feel free to not believe

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h*cking delet this

I hate Alice

Started playing touhou because of all the recent threads and gifrelated. Is it fine to aim for 1cc normal on ReimuA and then move to pcb?

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fug u

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Ah what a wonderful evening!

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best stage 6 girl

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I want her to eat me.

This is fucking embarrasing
Are you supposed to be erping as Alice?
If you are, then why are you acting nothing like her?

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>I'll s-still be there!

I'll be waiting.

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ZUN, get the shovel

That's not Shimmy

Marisa's legs.

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W-WHAT, YOU GO TO Yea Forums TOO?!

Dats it, no spidey tonight

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Some tranny from Yea Forums

>Have you brought me a gift? Your life, perhaps?
Isn't Alice proposing that she and Reimu live together forever?

That’s what I don’t about Touhou ERPers. They always fuck up the character interpretation and make them act like generic anime moeblobs.

alice from Yea Forums isn't a tranny you idiot, her youtube easily proves it: youtube.com/celtyplays

but she is a moeblob you retard

isn't Marisa like 130 cm tall. Just imagine

Alice isn’t a moeblob, you idiot. Play the games.

I want to take that dog to the back of the shed and shoot it!

I did and she is in PC-98

I go everywhere except Yea Forums. I had like a decade long bias against Yea Forums but I go everywhere else on Yea Forums.

I only go there to be with you.

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fuck off faggots, go erp else where

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no one in any of those links was erping you fucking faggot

>her
lol

yeah? That's clearly a womans voice?

Do the extra too

>what are voice modulators

I'd say aim for a clear, even if it's not a 1cc, before moving on
You'll end up way more experienced with patterns that way and when you come back for an actual 1cc attempt you'll have an easier time

>I believe computers are basically magic
retard

why do you want alice to be a man so much? I don't get it.

Getting your first 1cc on normal teaches you danmaku fundamentals, so definitely work towards it. You don't need to stick with EoSD though. Move on to PCB if you feel like it and keep practicing until you get the hang of it.
Also remember to get vpatch to fix input lag.

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he loves dick

>*blocks your path*
how.

It looks like it's lunatic, doubt I will be able to pass even if I wanted. I'm still practicing the 4th stage since Patchouli kicks my ass and I don't want to waste too many lives there.
Thanks, I got the nyaa all-in-one pack which had the vpatch and thcrap.

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Extra is easier than hard. It's much harder than normal for sure, but it's worth it.

I hope you don't play the old games (th12 and below) with thcrap and its constantly changing script.

by being so adorable that you can't help but stop

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What's your steam?

actually based

how would sex with a kobito be like

I guess I will try completing the game first and then come back for 1cc and extra stage.
By script do you mean the translation? I didn't notice anything wrong yet.

fatty

I guess she could use the hammer to make you tiny too, otherwise just no

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sakuya giving cirno the fishe

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there are many ways giantess sex could play out, but the reverse is just a big roadblock, not fair

rukiarcx or Aneki Margatroid

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>shilling your shit here

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ROCK OUT!!!

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translation, yes.
they update it even when there is no reason to do so, it's annoying.
besides that they translated images that didn't needed to be translated and changed the font in some of the games with a hideous one.

Okay but if I add you will you suck me off?

someone asked you idiot, do links not work for you?

S-sorry, no, I d-don't do that sort of thing

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I don’t know, that user sounded really convincing...what would he have to gain from lying?

Marisa!

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W-welcome to Yea Forums newfriend, g-glad to have you with us

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we meet again...

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I mean, I could believe it. Alice does seem like the type to just suck off strangers on the internet for fun.

Right? Every Alice I’ve seen is always some depraved cockslut.

>alice thread
>it's shit
truly the worst touhou
no wonder she never gets posted in the other threads

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Why not? It's fun.

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I'm h-here to help people dear. N-not enjoy myself

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i don't watch tranny streams

luckily alice isn't a tranny

t. ranny

t. faggot

>please suck me off alice...please....
>I don't watch tranny streams

lol.

Alice is sucking my dick right now.

>implying that was me
I don't want trannies near my penis

hahahaha what a faggot won't even get a blowjob from a hot asian girl how does it feel to be this much of a faggot please tell me I must know

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sure.

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>hot asian girl

Burned, not hot.

both

>people still believe this tripe
Goddamn how many years has it been

you can literally see it on stream or on her youtube you twit: youtube.com/celtyplays

I trust Alice. There's no reason not to believe her.

When acting cool doesn't work Alice's facade breaks like ice. Marisa and Reimu just don't give a fuck

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hello

Which issue is this? Or is this a doujin?

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>everything from the knees down
That's some hot evidence

yeah cuz you can see her scars on her legs lmao
also shes done streams with everything but her face exposed

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And there's a good reason for that

>also shes done streams with everything but her face exposed

I'll say!

cuz she doesnt want her identity exposed to weirdos like you?

More like he doesn't want to break the ruse to the betamale orbiters lol

huh? which one you talkin about willis?

again its very clearly a girl, you can tell in every picture and her voice is obviously female. why do you want her to have a dick dude?

Don't worry dude, i'd be coping hard after following a tranny for years too

sounds like you just like dick a lot man why dont you just admit it to yourself? theres nothing wrong with it

We've basically seen everything she has between her legs.

Oh no don't post "that"

all of you

>thcrap

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>those gigantic feet
Bro I don't think that's a chick...

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>gigantic feet
her shoe size is 6. if those are gigantic to you, lmao, got news for you pal

She's like, 6'5".

>6'5"

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yeah she can dunk

I saw her palm a basketball.

Her burns were caused by a failed Chaos Dunk.

Please post your favorite Touhou artist

Go watch one of those videos. That foot is not anything below a men's 10.

it is though, the camera is just wide angle.

press F for wilfred brimley, he died as he lived, a hero

she literally showed us her shoe size before a cooking thread once, she's a size 6. you are just thrown off by the fact she's got a fucking russian dash board camera for a webcam

Is it Vjamal?

I hate the newfags taking touhou too seriously.

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Her feet are 8 inches long, which is a size 6 American. You are just fuckin' wrong.

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What a fake picture.

I like how he's probably gotten called out on this before so the defense is on the ready

Bro...those are not a woman's legs...

Visionary Fairies in Shrine, second part of chapter 11.

There isn't enough in that picture to gender those legs one way or the other, you fucking idiot.

If you're seeing them as a man's legs, that's just because you want to look at man legs.

bro, you apparently have never seen a woman

What the hell is this thread?

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she just took those because I asked in her stream

It's a thread for my waifu.

I have no clue.
I was talking about Alice on another website earlier and then they started posting her here.

Yes they are, try again

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Tranny cult

literally not a single post made by a tranny is in this thread, sorry you love dick so much you see it everywhere

Your waifu is fucking shit, dude.

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Because your opinion is so important to me.

*Your waifu is a fucking dude, shit

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As a skinny 24 year old dude my legs look like that. I probably couldn't pass though

pics or it didn't happen

hahaha

There was a copy of one of the roguelikes on sale at Best Buy. I did a triple spit take.

It wasn't selling but all it would take is a marketing push.

No, no they aren't.

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sorry, they are

I'd fuck those legs.

Nigga come on, who do you think you're fooling? Unless you're one of those "trannies are girls" retards, then there's no hope for you.

nigga, come on, who do you think you are fooling? Everyone knows you are gay. its fine. no need to see imaginary dicks everywhere just to justify it.

I'm sorry you don't know how to identify a girl's legs.

Fortunately for you, I'm sure it'll never come up in your real life.

hahaha good one Ceres

/vg/ leaking.

Shit homies, you must've had sisters, a mother? This is denial at this point

Touhou?

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yeah and that's clearly female. again, why do you love dicks so much?

Alice's legs are clearly not a man's.

got you covered fampai

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Touhou.

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Touhou?

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wch 2hu wud u fg

need more support??

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BRUH LOOK AT DIS DUDE

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Take socks off, show toes.

At least you have the decency to shave them.

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That's lewd.

Thank you

No doubt about it. She is also best playable and best stage 1.

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i never watch anime. how would it feel to hold someone like her?

You would have to be really careful not to get papercuts since she is 2D.

Salty milk and coins

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Literally zero personality fat ghost

I don't know either because she's not in any anime

and you don't need to start, good sir, because 2hus are not animated for profits

This thread is seriously lacking China's butt.

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True.

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Technically doesn't ZUN's terms allow for that? He only forbid crowdfunding doesn't he?

no, this thread is lacking on umbrella-chan

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It hurts

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I haven't been on Yea Forums in forever, it's good to know you're still around.

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Why'd you have to hit me with this nostalgia bomb, user? Fucking Christ, I can't believe it's been 12 years.

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...

Are you down with the clown, Yea Forums?

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