Yikes

It also has a camera to make sure you're not jerking off to loli characters.

Didn’t google just get caught putting a secret microphone in one of their products?

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This shit has so many possible outcomes and none of them are good

I mean gyro controllers are a good thing aren't they?

not that Stadia isn't shit

>tfw don't even have a phone, not using consoles, and also not using windows

Three quarters of the US are third worlders when it comes to internet speeds. Europe isn't that much better if you don't live in a big city.

>What if I'm SP gamer who likes to play offline
Too bad for you

Which is why they're announcing it beforehand this time

You all think this horrific zoomerbox is going to fail, but sadly it is not.

i bet you gonna shoot up some mosque in next few years weirdo, people like you should be locked up before something bad happens

>innovative player interaction
What the fuck does that even mean? Fucking Christ I hate buzzwords.

>zoomerbox
what box

there's not even a box, it's just a controller

It seems like something you'd have coffee over and discuss on paper but not actually dump millions of fucking dollars into
It's like they assessed everything EXCEPT trying to play games and actually enjoy it

Only literal retards will be buying this spyware

But loot box-infested multiplayer games are shitty. What about us who just want to escape from this real world into fantasy worlds?

WoooOooOoOoOooooOOOO
I am the ghost of OnLive
My newest reincarnation Stadia is sure to be a success this time!
Not even the Belmonts can stop me now!!!

Quick rundown? Didn't hear this

>It's okay when Nintendo does it but not Google

Thinking emoji

why the fuck someone would buy this

It literally means spying on you.

Gyro is great, but that microphone is peak yikes.

a microphone AND motion controls
google you sly bastards you've done it again, wow, 10/10 innovation

It's going to pull the mobile audience in though. This is not made for normal "gamers". The market will be filled with mobile casuals now, expect dumbing down of games and standardization of mobile monetization practices.

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it literally was never okay when nintendo did it

NO ONE fucking enjoys motion controls

yep. in their nests

HOLY SHIT JUST LOOK AT ALL THIS GROUNDBREAKING TECHNOLOGY THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!!!

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Google has the NWO behind them

Google founded by
>Larry Page
>Sergey Brin
Both jewish

Enjoy the NWO jewish illuminati console
Be a good goy buy google

That's very judgemental of you.

that guy streamed it on facebook and posted on facebook all the time.

wii wasnt always online and as such didnt have the capability to record your communications and sell it as advertising data

something google admits to doing

I don't care if jesus himself made the console
where are the video games

>guy live streams mosque shooting on social media
>people who dont use technology are weirdos and I bet you will shoot up a mosque

are you retarded?

How much data does these faggots will like to collect. They havenyears of collecting why they want more. When this shit is gonna end.

gyro is fine, the mic isn't

except this streaming shit is the sort of shit for third worlders...

Page?

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Nintendo controllers have a mic mongoloid

>Defending analog aiming on consoles.
It is right when Nintendo did it and it was still right when everyone else copied them.

I can't wait for the "scream mcdonalds to get your link to the new assassins creed!"

Yikes.

Dont worry user, soon some games will start becoming exlusive to streaming platforms

>no mods
>no local files
>no exe
>subscription fee paying model results in games relying on microtransactions even heavier than they are now
>internet cuts out so does your game
>licencing issues with the game, due to companys (happens all the time btw) game gets pulled, no longer avalible anywhere as it was exclusive to streaming

Just get Google Fiber if you want high speed internet, oh wait...

>one controller = one player
they actually killed coop. it will be not possible to play fifa on one console with one copy of the game anymore. every player needs their own copy

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Even Nintendo abandoned that shit after it milked all money it suckered in from normies.

Gyro controls are the only good thing that came out of it.

>i swear i'm only pretending to be retarded!

it was for a home security system, where a mic is actually an understandable inclusion
it's just that they didn't communicate it well (or at all)

but trusting google kikes in the first place should be punished by death regardless

>that ouya controller

there's no controller more comfy than kekbox

Does anyone have any proof at all google is spying on people with the controller or is this entire thing just anger they wont let you say the n word?

It's okay when Nintendo does it cause they're the Best

It was for a smoke detector you fucking shill.

This piece of shit will flop so fucking hard

>all sitting on the same couch in front of the same screen
>but you're actually all playing online with your own subscription

i've seen your mom's vibrating dildo before

Its gonna get pushed hard
Google has the NWO behind them

Google founded by
>Larry Page
>Sergey Brin
Both jewish

Enjoy the NWO jewish illuminati console
Be a good goy buy google

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I don't get what this has over the PS5 and Nextbox. They will both probably be on par with the hardware of the Google cloud gaming thing but they will run games locally.

We literally just had a reveal presentation with no information at all, but the fact that the controller connects to their servers directly raises major red flags.

They said that stadia was already compatible with basically every USB controller and KBM, and had an entire section about how it supposedly supports couch multiplayer

I don't get it, how can normies be so fucking dumb and eat up this shit? don't they care about their private lives at all?

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MS already been going hard with rumors of going the streaming route as well

Sony already has PS Now but they probably get that it's not popular enough to warrant focusing only on that (notably they now allow you to download the game to play it locally if you want, so PS Now is more something you only use if you're away from your console)

>extra "options" buttons
okay, Sony's "Share" button was never used on my console anyway, and the touch pad was used for....... I can't remember it actually being used as intended instead of just a bigger "back" button

>motion sensors
Gimmicky shit that's only sometimes okay if a game needs it (and the game probably doesn't NEED it)

>mic
extra gimmick. Albeit it was kinda neat for Alien: Isolation and the motion tracker. But it's still not needed, and one extra volume function for me to fuck with.

How about instead of giving me shit I won't use, you instead give me a bigger battery to work with and a cheaper controller.

It doesn't look that bad, and it might be comfy too, but I'll have to wait and see how it fairs though so I'll assert my opinion when it's out

>"We're making this for everyone."
>"We're making this for a wider audience."
No matter the product, if you hear these words, I can guarantee you it is dogshit.

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prejecting much?

So, you're telling me, that this company, which invades endless programs, platforms, and products for games and other types of applications, and sells my data to countless other companies and organizations, wants to also sell me a console with microphones and motion sensors built inside of it?

what could go wrong?

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>you can put the controller on your dick and the other player can move it, vibrate it and blow it from distance
based Google

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>made for everyone
>early access
>free to play
>always online
>light rpg and survival elements
>microtransactions

These are the horsemen of the Steam apocalypse, some apply here

>now game controller will spy on you
Well this is a nice future to live in I guess.

Normalfags literally don't have opinions and thoughts of their own, only regurgitating what they have been told to think. They never have to worry about being denied services for badthink.

>Three quarters of the US are third worlders when it comes to internet speeds
source = your ass

It won't, mobile gamers will get behind it and flood AAA games.

only the wii u gamepad ever had a mic unless you wanna count ancient famicom controllers

whats the n word?

numale

So that means I can use it to control a 3ds emulator?

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>using Dreamcast and Microsoft's A B X Y layout instead of the superior B A Y X from Nintendo
Lame.

People living the 1st world can afford consoles and PCs.

FUCK GOOGLE
FUCK ADS
FUCK DATA BROKERS
AND FUCK N-

FUCK (((LARRY PAGE))) CEO OF ALPHABET AND COFOUNDER OF GOOGLE