Snooziro

>all those early leaked gameplay streams of Sekiro right now

Why does it look so mediocre?
>generic fantasy japan setting
>muh japanese castles, muh wooden buildings and pagodas
>muh onis muh stone statues muh samurai
>muh sky lanterns and muh cherry blossom trees
Everything about this setting is literally oozing tropes left and right, creatively bankrupt as fuck.

>hey bro here's a literal souls rehash with a more buttonmashy combat but we took away any and all multiplayer as well as replayability by removing equip that you'd normally find in a souls game, enjoy using the same weapon all game
But wait, Miyazaki the genius will include a crazy TWIST two thirds into the game and suddenly there'll be dragons and eldritch horrors and other wicked things!

Jesus what a snoozefest, already bored of this before it's even out officially. Shame normie journos will need that reddit cred and can't risk getting bombarbed by angry incels, so they're forced to give this inferior souls rehash at least a 9/10

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>implying generic medieval knights isn't just as overdone

BRACE. FOR. IMPACT

I'm bracing for this to be the most overrated game all year alright
Literal Souls in a less interesting setting with less features.

So you think it looks mediocre because of the setting, which its understandable. But then you say the combat is more buttonmashy, while others say its slow as fuck, thats when I loss any kind of trust in you guys

I pre ordered it, and I'm gonna have fun playing it. stay mad turbo fag.

good luck!

>So you think it looks mediocre because of the setting, which its understandable.
How? In what way is that a valid criticism?

>before gameplay leak
>"this isn't souls at all guys!"
>gameplay starts leaking
>objectively just souls in almost every aspect

Understandable as an opinion, thats what I meant. Not everyone likes the setting. But I dont understand it when it comes to gameplay since you are literally seeing the speed of the combat, I dont get it

it's a solid 8/10

this is not bloodborne 2.

Reminder not a single streamer made it past turorial level before getting banned.

Judging the entire game based on the tutorial alone makes as much sense as saying
>i played ds1 and it sucks, done the undead asylum level and the enemies are brainless retards who just swipe at thin air, dropped it instantly after that

Why isn't it?
Am I meant to get hyped over this setting of some japanese pagodas against a snowy backdrop? Oooo fight a samurai in a Japanese flower field. I've seen that way too often.

Nevermind them literally ripping off Bloodborne this shamelessly. Might as well be straight out of BB.
Creatively bankrupt in every way.

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>literally it's OK when Japan does it
Wew lad

first you've spoiled yourself by watching this.
second, if you don't like the setting, don't play.

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That's because the streamers are playing without the day 1 patch.

I would describe Bloodborne as a "solid 8/10". Which is a very good score.

nah bloodborne + dlc is as close to a 10 as it gets

Cringe

NOOOOOO! THIS ISNT SOULS! STOP CALLING IT SOULS! DONT COMPARE MY GAME TO SOULS! MIYAZAKI IS A GOD! SOULS SHITERS LALALLALLA AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH

Not what I implied at all, but I guess it suits your shitposting

soul babbys are still in damage control I see

play more games

Bloodborne isn't perfect.
I love it, but there's quite some bad things one could mention

1. The covenants are lame as fuck compared to say Dark Souls 1
2. NG+ is worthless with no real changes
3. Online play is worse than in previous games, especially invasions are just much shittier and way more limited and less fun
4. Chalice dungeons, while a nice idea, end up being the same few lego rooms retextured and randomly arranged over and over

But yeah that aside the game is fucking great and I'd still rate it a 9/10 with DLC

Sekiro looks more like a 7/10. A quick cash grab rehash in a boring setting.

>chalice dungeons

OP gonna get blacked by chain ogre for hours

Have sex

bloodborne honestly runs like shit too, I hadn't played it since it came out basically and when I turned it on to give it another go on a whim last week it genuinely shocked me how bad the frame rate really is, I didn't remember it being nearly that bad

It has improved a bit with patches (or obviously on the pro)
At launch some areas ran really bad though yeah

and what do you do the other 23 hours and 55 minutes of the day user?

idk, I played back on the normal ps4 when it came out and this last time I tried was on the pro and it still seemed bad

Yeah i dont think there was ever a ps4 pro patch for bloodborne

I thought boost mode on the pro gave you some fps?

>No PvP
>No levels
>No builds
>No shield
>No weapons
>No messages
>No covenants
>No newgame+
>No multiplayer
>Retarded story
>No bloodstains
>Only 11 bosses
>Shit framerate
>No replayability
>No heavy attacks
>Published by activision
>No stamina management
>No character customization
>The menu looks like a PS1 game
>Big red flashing sign to tell you when to dodge
>Only 12Gb, half the size of Dark Souls III at launch
>Just zipline all the way to the boss with the grappling hook
>90% of the enemies are dudes in japanese armor (i.e. not aesthetically superior western armor)

You unironically just made me reconsider buying the game. At least for now.
Maybe I'll pick it up once it gets DLC and a GOTY Gold edition or something.

>Only 12Gb, half the size of Dark Souls III at launch
A hefty amount of filesize is in textures for armor and weapons.