Who in the hell at valve thought it would be a great idea adding these fuckers to the game?

Who in the hell at valve thought it would be a great idea adding these fuckers to the game?

Cant push lane cuz I'm playing mine sweeper.

Cant catch them cuz they are always sitting on a mine.

Hiw do you deal with them at high mmr?

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>playing dota

Dota is great!

>playing ASSFAGGOTS

Literally the most fun character of that trash game

>Hiw do you deal with them at high mmr?
If you're actually high MMR you shouldn't have to ask this question

Just push the 2 lanes that aren't mined and buy a fucking sentry even if you aren't support

I'm not that's why I'm asking so I may gain insights into dealing with them.

What's that even mean?

you never need to deal with them at high mmr because noone at high mmr ever plays them

>Hiw do you deal with them at high mmr?
Youi don't. You pray you don't get matched with a techies spammer, that is all.
Techies game are nightmare. They always last 50' at the very least.
Techies team can't push highground cause it's basically 4v5. Ennemy team can't push Techies highground for obvious reason. It makes the game shit for all 9 other players.

Techies spammers are rare because they get mass reported for being faggots. The best solution is to draft an early pushing team and end or severly cripple the enemy team before techies gets enough gold/levels. If he last picked though then you are fucked.

So its 1v9?

How do these games end? Every game I play with techies takes an hour longer than it should

Carry 2 sentry at most or farm your main items then a gem
Techies counter is farming so Alch is his worst nightmare
Also shaman can shadow blade+smoke and blink and drop 2 sets of wards 3 if he had refresher shard and die while taking high ground Lucan can take high ground too but needs BKB and hope no carry is around
2 of the 3 lanes will be mined according to the wikia assuming you have a decent amount of health the 3rd will NOT have enough to kill you mid will always be mined most likely so farm and push carefully and if all else fails buy an aeon disk

>somehow ended up with a 5 melee team
>enemy last picks techies
There in no hope in this hell, no hope at all.

I love how everyone hates techies yet everyone is fine with tinker
both change the way the game is paced in similar ways, the difference is techies fucking SUCKS
>"we cant push :("
push a different lane then genius
a good tinker player is a fucking nightmare to play against in any bracket, techies is a literal free win

You can at least bait a tinker and kill him during a single hard disable.

>buy aeon disk
>techies blows his load at the highground tower on you and you survive it
>kek at him while you push down the tower with your necronomicon

alternatively

>blink onto him and euls yourself to soak his mines then kill him since he has no escape

alternatively

>buy a bkb and laugh

techies is only remotely dangerous early game and even then only if you're stupid enough to chase him or walk into clearly pre-mined spots like the side shop.

Dat feel.

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You act like buying a Bob is easy.

Please by bobs

I meant bkb lul

Don't bully the techies.

lurk moar

thats because it is.

>one world is much like another

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What's the fracas?

Disgustingly hot and hotly disgusting

Why is her wedding band in her nose?

Since this hero is usually picked early
>Pick cores that are relatively tanky or have some form of magic immunity
>Get an earlyish gem on support and give it to pushing core
>pick a lineup that actually has push (rhasta, dp, etc)

just doing one of those things makes the hero very manageable

The only good character in DOTA

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A man can dream! A man.can dream!

>not playing dota
ok, streamcuck zoomers who let others play for them.

>pick pugna
>decreptify
>laugh all the way through his mines