Hey Dante why don’t you have a girlfriend yet?

>Dante has a ton of people that actually care about him
>He's too autistic to appreciate it

Shit gets me every time, Dante should get to enjoy life instead of constantly having to clean up his father's and brother's messes.

Why not?

Most people don’t know just how much they are really loved.

Dante is a massive mommyfag so no

SEETHING cuck

Patty is not a cheap girl.

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When Dante obtained Lucifer he was describing his first night with Patty

she wants the demon dick Dante if you get what I'm saying

I wonder how many half demon babies she had with Dante we never saw after the anime

>half demon
Quarter demon, like Nero

why are you always like this
what does your mother think about this

She loves me becuse I’m a good boi

Dammit Dante please just have sex with Patty! She's eighteen now Dante, eighteen!

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>How do I know?
>Well, I met the sons of Dante, all 67 of them...

>Patty and Kyrie (best girls after Lady) dont have an updated RE Engine model
Why is this allowed?

Should I watch the show for Patty?

Don't you have Leon to worry about, fag?

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Get out of my thread Chris

Because they will never capture anime Patty's charm through some disgusting 3Dpigslut.

tfw no surrogate maid daughter

Does the anime have a dub?

whats with japanese and blonde rich lolis?

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ye

>saving her virginity for Dante
Well looks like she's dying a virgin.

It does, even got Reuben to play Dante, but that was it. No Kari for Lady.

Please tell me there are doujins with her? She looks like she needs to be molested by demons or fat faceless bald men.

user this is your mom and I have to say that I don't love you.
I hated you ever since you came out. All these months I spend carrying you hoping for a sweet boy only to get an ugly abomination like you.
Please kill yourself.

>Reuben for Dante
That's all I needed to know. When does it take place?

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Obviously Dante won't let that happen. A quick pity fuck plus securing the bloodline seems like the least he can do for her.

after 1
youtu.be/oOJ7QBz76NI?list=PLaA_NZS9OjszYO01Ke33EZz1mqw7ooTNj

Virgil already secured the bloodline besides looking at Nero Vergil has the better seed

>blocked in your country

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I was referring to Patty but whatever.

According to the recap, after the first game, but before the second game. Given he is wearing what looks like his DMC1 attire, that seems the most likely case.

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No way fag

The anime has a completely different feel to it depending on whether you watch it in japanese or in english since Dante's voice in each is not only different but the delivery of the lines spoken is worlds apart and the script also changes significantly.

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I watched the first episode of the anime and thought it was pretty cool. Is there more Patty/Dante in the rest of the episodes or does she fuck off after getting her fortune?

Not really.

How different are we talking?

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It's Devil May Cry 1 the anime if you watch it in japanese and becomes DMC3 in english.

She constantly barges in whenever she feels like it. Cleaning and sometimes redecorating his office. She's a pretty constant presence, but doesn't get the "main" status she did in ep.1 back until the final two episodes which focuses on her bloodline specifically.

She obviously just needs to distract him with pizza then rape him.

>DMC3 in english
So, I'll love it? Gonna download later.

So just because Dante sounds like his most well known voice, it's different? That's just silly.

Why did everyone think 4 came before 2 prior to the recap?

I don't remember but the general idea was it was always canonically last because of how dante was super serious mature or something. Now 5 makes it clear he stays the ridiculous bastard forever.

You have to be in a relationship with the person or at least want to be for it to be ntr, dante doesn’t give a fuck

Because around the time that DMC2 was still fresh, the outrage over it being not so good led many to wanting it just flat out removed, but Capcom simply said "Ok, it's set really far into Dante's career" and people left it at that.

Yeah, it's very different and his english voice doesn't fit the Dante portrayed at all. The anime Dante is more stoic and laid back with a very confident but calm sense of humor and they picked his japanese voice accordingly to it.

His english voice is completely different and they needed to change the dialog quite a few times to make it fit the voice at all. The same reason why Dante pretty much stayed DMC3 Dante to this day the moment Reuben started voicing him.

DMC4 debunked this as soon as it came out though, Nero literally says
>the guy just came from hell, he's gotta hit up a few tourist spots

>You have to be in a relationship with the person or at least want to be for it to be ntr
Sweet summer child. You must understand NTR is different from Western cuckoldry.

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She seems like the time of person who would break into hell just to fuck him

Reuben fits just fine. He's not acting nearly as wild as he does when he played DMC3 Dante.

badass and child duo is one of the best tropes

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You mean what's with the rest of the world, right?

Dante is just as autistic as Vergil, he just hides it a bit better.

you mean to be NTR'd you just have to love someone else?

They are based and redpilled

Probably the best episode.

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Netorare, is the feeling of jealousy and anger that comes when the person you like is taken from you. It doesn't matter if she's you wife, child, crush or gf. As long as there's the hole in your chest because someone you like is being with someone else its ntr.

That ain't the gambling episode.

You see, I'd generally agree with you. But V exists, which transparently demonstrates Vergil is far more autistic than we ever thought possible. This is what Vergil hides. Regularly.

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Dante doesn't care so there would be no feeling of anything, retard

All you need for NTR to happen is "affection". Affection comes in many forms. Respect. Love. Trust. Familiarity. This object of your affection can be your beloved mother being taken by her husband's boss, your cute, innocent imouto being defiled by a rich fat old man, your pretty childhood friend crush seduced by a sleazebag, that cute cashier you're too shy to ask out getting drunk at a random party and the next day she's posting images on her social media of her new relationship with Chad, etc.

Fuck, V is such a goofy fuck I love him. He's proof Vergil has a heart.

>the person you like is taken from you
That's the thing, Dante does not like Patty. He has no real emotional attachment to her and thus wouldn't really care if she fucked one or sixty black guys.