Let’s all unite and laugh at google. PC bros are welcome too

Im down to start a 3 v 1 console war against google.

Hey google, how do I beat this tomb?

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>only game is a multiplat that's able to run on the Switch
OH NONONONONONONONONO-

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I look forward to the wojak you guys will create

>Google trying to steal from the 50 million shitskins from 3rd world countries that own PS4s just to play fifa
As an Xbot, i have no problem with this. Will make Sony try harder and I would actually buy a PS5.

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WHAT ARE WE CALLING STADIA FAGS?

Also, remember Apple Worms? I forget what we called Ouya and OnLive fags too,

>IF they can deliver content with zero input lag
Are you legitimately retarded?
Do you know the basics of physics?

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>IF they can deliver content with zero input lag constantly
If they can do that then the devs at google should inform physicists they were wrong about the speed of light.

I refuse to believe that anyone down here will buy this shit.

Can someone give me a quickrundown?
I tuned into the stream for a second but i saw that faggot matpat and instantly shut off my PC before it got some virus or some shit

ITT literally just post vidya characters from every company laughing. We should come together at least once a year, shouldn't we?

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AHAHAAA
EVERYONE ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>"Games as a service"
>always online
>controller literally spies on you
>OnLive 2.0: the Slackening
>"Ubisoft has always been at the forefront of"
>buttery smooth 18 frames per second
>visible seconds of input lag during demonstration
>glitching and flashing polys on prerendered splash screen
>requires Google Chrome
>"The data center is your platform"
>not a single white person in any promotional material
>streaming and ecelebrities made a priority
>promises of streaming 8k at 120fps
>"no cheating, no hacking"
>modding referred to as a negative
>someone in a wizard costume on stage
>fucking MatPat appears to present
>then Jade from Jade's Game
>"Humanity could have gone to Pluto 10 times and back" but watched Youtube instead
>skip button if game is too hard
>stream advertising streamed game service repeats/skips
>launches only in 4 European countries
>price conveniently not mentioned

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considering you think thats physics youre probably even more retarded

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STDs

You seem to misunderstand the number of absolute retards who only see a dollar sign when they buy anything.
This is why the 200 dollar PS4s sold like free air.

>only have two games announced at your launch
How the fuck do they expect any positive feedback from this?

Based lol

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nvidea stock on sucide watch LOL pc gamers btfo for eternity

>electrons aren't physics
???

>implying that literal shit has fans

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Absolutely

>ameriburger education

Finally, a common enemy to unite us

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>people thought that Google shit was going to be anything but trash

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We need these four to laugh at the even more pathetic googler wojak

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>speed of light isn't physics

Based

>promises of streaming 8k at 120 fps
Not only that, but they said shit like "the widespread adoption of 8k is inevitable"
They just lied out their ass on stage for an hour to jolt their stock

How much of a faggot can you be?

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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No

>The FUTURE OF GAMING
OH NONONON HAHAHA

Perfect

Vidyachads keep winning

HAHAHAHAHA
FUCK
GOOGLE

"Future of gaming"

I swear it's like google paid these journos off to keep repeating the same buzzwords

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If it will cost 10-12 bucks a month why not? It needs only Google Chrome, right? Could Raspberry Pi handle it?

>dude filters!
>dude save states!

REVOLUTIONARY

Can't wait

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>If it will cost 10-12 bucks a month why not?

And how do you pay for games?
Or are you saying it'll be like Xbox Game Pass with a list of games available that keeps changing?

>posts only Nintendo characters
Fuck off with that fake niceness

God I might have to watch this, sounds like a fucking Trainwreck.

>why not
Because so far they barely showed any games, the input lag will make a lot of shit almost unplayable and the moment Google pulls the plug is the moment you'll lose all your games.

>THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RPGS AND NPCS
>8K 120FPS STREAMING
>DOOMY TURNAL
>MAT PAT
HOW CAN E3 POSSIBLY TOP THIS?

crowbcat video when??????

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>t. Googler shill
Fuck off. WE ARE UNITED. YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US

So it's basically just another attempt at games as a streaming service plus some e-celeb/social faggotry?
What a waste of time.

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Why do people keep mentioning game theory?

>THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RPGS AND NPCS
That doesn't make a lick of sense, what the fuck?

>2023
>Group of hackers destroys stadia server
>all games gone
>yfw

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Not everyone gets on their knees at the sight of game theory like you

B-but they told me there would be no more hackers!

hah, and I was just about ot post on their youtube video how I was expecting something truly revolutionary from them and I just got Onlive google edition.

No expensive hardware needed.

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The eceleb shills are already at full force.

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You missed an onlive in the top tight

Matpat (head of Game Theorists) was one of the speakers at the Google announcement

lolol

*youtube servers lag for a second*
*millions of people worldwide playing single player games die simultaneously*

>he doesn’t know
Found the fake gamer

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Xbox has no right to laugh at anything. Not only is it shit. It's also owned by google 2.0

Your game will be 60$ per year, goy.

>I was expecting something truly revolutionary
Why?

"Hi, have you heard of Microsoft's upcoming addition to Xbox Live, xCloud? It's a service that lets you play the library of games you have on your home console anywhere. Here at Google we thought, wow that's a great idea but what if we got rid of the physical console and the offline copies of games. Presenting, Stadia"

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>average console price is $300; one time
>average "high speed" internet in america is $125 a month
Wew

oh no no no phffffahahahahaha

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what us the shithile you love that does not have optic fiber internet? Gigabite here reporting.

Oh my goodness. I just said a prayer for you because there’s no way you aren’t the most severely retarded person who has ever existed on this planet.

What is the difference between an RPG and an NPC, Yea Forumsros????

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>$39.99 a month to use Stadia
>x12 Months
>$480.00 a year
>Xbox/Switch/PS4 $299.99 once
Y I K E S

Based. Fuck googlers.

Is this from their video?
Is this actual promotional material?
Because this is embarrassing on several different levels.

>wirelessly streaming while wireless connecting your controller
holy fuck what a mess

HAHAHAHAHA

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who?

I don't know how anyone can associate themselfes with him.
He's a blatant corporate shill for Youtube and Google, makes low effort content, drove his "friend" into suicide and is overall an unlikable and very fake feeling person.

wishful thinking that a giant company like google would do something unique.

Don't forget the monthly ISP costs.

>singling out Nintendo when it's Xbox and Playstation who are the direct competitors
What a cock.

HAHAHAA NINTENDO BTFO OH NONONONON

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normal people dont even understand this and that's their target audience.

>hold conference about how streaming is the future
>stream breaks

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Be successful?

Wonder how many prostitutes Google had to hire to get such glowing reviews?

There's a reason we make fun of american education and now you all know why

>2024
>Google decided to shutting down Stadia
>all your licenses fucking gone
>yfw

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HHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAAAHHHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAH

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Does the sight of matpat trigger your special snowflake ass?

Normalfags are also the most fickle creatures on this planet.
Even they will realize that this is unplayable and then they'll end their subscription.

>play game
>Connection lost
>progress gone

>google controller picks up private conversation when you’re not playing
>say nigger
>Your (((Stadia))) account has been terminated due to toxicity

>OnLive 2.0
LOL

Consoles are a waste of time and money but if Samsung/Apple get in the race they would destroy the competition. My prediction is a chink company will release a console soon.

He has a point. You can only listen to MatPat for so long until you feel sick.

That looks pretty unresponsive, but to be fair I couldn't see much lag from when he was using the mouse to move the camera.

not really, your game is still playing on a server somewhere,, perhaps it might have a built in feature were if the server losses the connection with the player it will auto pause or someshit.

where are the sega exclusives
no gaems no care

Rate my 4K PC gamer.

Core i3-7020U
4gb ram
Google Chrome
1080p monitor
internet 100Mbps free

This was a fake chat in googles stadia presentation.

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ikr?
vocaroo.com/i/s1pCewf4G0Fz

>pressing a even harder in panic

It's time we laugh at game streaming services

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>Please link your facebook account to continue playing this game

based

fuck jews and fuck google

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>racists will finally be purged from society
Pretty based.

Us gamers, amirite?

I’m gonna say it now. This is the GOAT.

>Dan_TheMan_Asma

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>I'm gonna say it

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>These guys are basically the Mon-stars.

Goat Simulator confirmed for Stadia?

>imagine the endless breathing down your neck

Why are these fake chats always so cringe?

Jesus fucking christ, how awful.

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>Samsung/Apple get in the race they would destroy the competition
DUDE! I was told the same thing by my friend! But at least he had the decency to say "Hi, I'm retarded" first

>implying it will take that long

jesus christ it's like i'm reading NPC dialogues from an indie rpg game

>Wow, shoots, dribbles, hook shots. this game has everything.
Someone needs to post this shit on Yea Forums.
Jesus christ.

Retards thought this shit would be good

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>anyone want to play me IRL
lewd

Sound reasonable, but we're talking about Google here. They'll manage fuck it up.

>slap that like button

come the fuck on, I thought the jews at google would knew better than this

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>Anyone want to play me IRL :)
Fucking ERPing faggot.

Combat in these games relies on split second counterattacks.
This is going to be unplayable.

>anyone want to play me IRL :^)

I don't know what the funniest part of this is. Just how out of touch they are with gamers or how painfully obvious it already was that this concept isn't compatible yet with typical consumer internet.

I think the most surprising thing about this is how absolutely unsurprising and predictable this trainwreck announcement was and what a catastrophe it will be after launch.

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Left stick right stick SWISHHHH

hee hee hee hehe

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>all have their photos on avatars.
>half of them are women

Holy fuck, are they retarded?

Players*

Wow these dudes go hard in the paint

>Look at the cool things you can do with Youtube streaming now!

I like how they still pretend that streamers want to use their platform, with the crazy aggressive banning and demonetization.

>jutsu
Why do weeaboos cannot open their stinky mouths without spewing even one cancerous jap memeword everytime?

H-how much will it cost?

480$ a year. enjoy!

They really dont know how bad the internet is for the common person if they think this has legs to stand on as a platform.

The most embarrassing part of this was that both teams couldn’t score over 25 points during the entire 4 quarters

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>tburch
oh no, it's him

Literally worse than the Ouya
At least with the Ouya you could throw the thing into the toilet and piss on it after you bought it

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>Playing in stadia
>Hey user do you want tacos for dinner?
>Sure
>Suddenly taco bell ads in the tomb raider loading screen
>yfw

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Will it work like Xbox Game Pass?
Or do you pay for the service plus all games?
If it's like Game Pass, will it only have x current games and rotate them?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm a PCfag but I still prefer the status quo over this fucking garbage. Holy shit what were they thinking?

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But user, their service just fucked streamers in the ass with garbage bots, overly strict rules , copyright strikes and copyright trolls followed by a garbage tech service, I am sure the epic streamers can overlook something so insignificant!!!

>*youtube servers lag for a second*

when the fuck did that ever happen for everyone at once you retard

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but based pewdiepie says that too, what?

Out of all the things in that image that's what pissed you off?

The worst part was the poo in the loo google ceo saying he doesn’t play video games at the very beginning of the stream

>the worst part
There were far worse parts.

>Say nigga with your friends
>Banned

Nigger, Youtube LITERALLY just had multiple outings a few months ago.

Googlefags, enjoy losing all your games when the servers for Stadia shut down

haha, us gamers are so kooky. Games are even better than nba amirite

I find it pretty funny that they didn't want to put any of their larger youtube gamer ecelebs on because almost all of them are a PR nightmare. So we got a third-rung.

>playing the stadia
>sneeze while the mic is on
>get copyright striked for using "1 hour of sneeze noises" audio

wii shop already did. why is google copying the pioneer of consumer hating business practices Nintendo?

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Literally impossible

I live in Chattanooga TN so I have fiber optic internet but I'm the odd one out. 90% of my friends live in areas where AT&T is the best they can get. What the fuck is Google thinking lmfaooo

A few months ago you fucking idiot, it has and will happen again

>It is, however, launching a streaming service just for video games that will work on any TV with Chromecast, computers running a Chrome browser, and Google's Pixel devices. You don't download the games to your devices, just play them over any Wi-Fi connection.

Stadia will stream games in 4K at 60 frames per second in HDR with surround sound over a 25 Mbps internet connection. For now, it only works over Wi-Fi, but Google expects it to work on 5G connections in the future. You don't need to download a game and no special hardware is required — other than a $35 Chromecast to play on a TV.

>WHAT ARE WE CALLING STADIA FAGS?
retards and paid shills.

What the fuck

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then you should kill yourself before you help irreparably damage the industry

Wait how did he drive Ronnie to suicide?

>will

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Even the controller is soulless

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>left stick right stick SWISHHH
yeah that's how real people talk

>google glass
allright so its going to die in a year then? good to knw

so basically all of american is removed
this is a good thing

>symmetrical analogs

LMFAO DEAD ON ARRIVAL

>hasn't seen nintendo direct sticky threads or this sticky about this conference
truly way more ''''intelligent''' posts

>A shit ton of input lag

Fighting games gone
Rhythm games gone
Tetris gone

Any game that require presicion gone

>This is somehow the future of gaming
Amerifats are truly dumb

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I though he stopped being relevant after 2015 and five nights at freddy's

Nah, I'll stay with Nintendo & my PC...

The use of minimalism is so suited to convey the ideas google was going for, like “what the fuck is this supposed to be” and “wow its nothing”

apple would do better than this google shit at least, although that's not a high bar to clear. it's not like they haven't already been building and selling walled gardens for decades.

He denounced Ronnie after some fans said he was being an asshole to them without any evidence.

kek

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the d-pad looks awful. like, i can tell just from looking at it that it's going to be stiff.

quantum entanglement could potentially, no?

google is the next IBM, they're trying to control and curate everything. Hopefully they crash and burn. I tod was I would de google myself for a while now, Im finally going to do it. fuck google

Said by people who do not play games

Games that aren't literally movies or VN's are fucking dead with that atrocious input lag

Games as a service is dead with this announcement. Press S to spit on "games as a service".

Games as a product forever.

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Seconding , literally fucking aids

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>this is real

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Everyone has been saying this for months (even years when Microsoft announced it with the xbone launch)
A games client made by people who dont game in a place that is unlike any other in the real-world. Anyone outside of SanFran could see this as a failure.

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I'm excited.

This shits on everything.

SONY, Microsoft, Nintendo, Google. This is huge.

I'm excited for what to come.

The bugman says, chittering away.

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Xbox actually has must have games, what the fuck does Google even have?

>Playing Stadia
>Decide to upload your stream to Youtube
>In game audio from the game you are playing gets copystriked
>Account and access gets banned
>No customer support
>Library gone

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in a thread dedicated to mocking google, you STILL manage to out-retard them. Here's to you, moron.

t. San Francisco

just made this

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Cringe

do you know how a cable works?

v is actually going to improve because of this launch. The threads will be united and the memes will flow

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embarrasing

>this was Google's plan all along

This is gonna be Atari threads but the other way around, I can fucking feel it.

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OH NO NO NO NO

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Where's the color? It's so fucking corporate.

based

Based

The Atari threads fucking died on day 1 because it was just a plugnplay they hyped up. This is more like the Ouya.

He said talk, not shitpost.

>this is one user
>on the most optimal connection possible
dead on arrival doesn't even begin to describe this

Imagine being this retarded

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Disgusting.

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Dead on announcement

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>smash leaks
kek

>>A shit ton of input lag
>Fighting games gone
>Rhythm games gone
>Tetris gone
>Any game that require presicion gone
>>This is somehow the future of gaming
>Amerifats are truly dumb

Just Californians

Yikes

Why the fuck does Yea Forums suck this piece of shit's dick but hate the bone?
>decide to play games on 360
>turn it on, takes a solid 5 minutes to boot up
>try putting disc in to play game but disk tray is stuck
>finally get the piece of shit console to work but now theres another issue
>controller thumbstick is drifting and bumpers are getting stuck
>get a new controller and ready to play, but now theres another problem
>resolution is trash tier and games run at a solid 25fps
>oh well, at least it can actually run these games
>not so fast kiddo, game crashes after 10 minutes
>no matter, I can just launch it again and get back to playing
>NOT SO FAST
>LeRedRingofDeath.jpg
My 360 crapped out a while ago and I've owned a bone since, and if we're all been perfectly honest the bone is an objectively superior console and even plays 90% of the games that made 360 great. Plus it has none of the issues of the 360 I listed above

Can Yea Forums help me understand this?

Absolutely nobody wants this joke of a service, what the fuck are you talking about?

this is why you can never trust this kike company

>Why the fuck does Yea Forums suck this piece of shit's dick

Yea Forums is literally mass shitting on this thing right now

lol google

>anyone want to play with me IRL :)
Youtube pedos are even in fake chats

we're all gonna make it bingbro

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fucking based. Console and PC bros unite! RISE UP!

Funny how Sonyfags are pasted on the only character that survives

if bruno was there he'd obviously be microsoft
also i felt like using mista for sony since he's the one that claims all the pussy but also nearly dies every time

Did anyone not expect this to fail? Any time a newbie comes in to fight an established brand it doesn't work out

>Sonyfag even dresses like Spiderman
Holy kek.

I just woke up from a nap.
Can anyone explain to me what the fuck this is?

>the bone
Fuck off marketing shill.

>Xbros are so dead their eyes have literally rotted out of their skull and they're incapable of only seeing XBOX hate where there isnt any

You guys really are liches, huh?

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>if google can bypass the laws of physics, they can succeed
Retard

>play Dark Souls on your PC
>power goes down
>you just reload from your latest autosave few seconds ago

>play Dark Souls via google streaming service
>power goes down
>your game is still playing on a server, you get invaded, killed, lose all souls, game continues autosaving

>implying they can't

Yea Forums is always talking about how the 360 was one of the most kino consoles, but I just dont see it. I always thought the 360 was trash

What the fuck does the 360 have to do with Google's newest comedy show?

Holy shit I was right, you guys are liches.

Read my post, it was about the 360 been trash

I thought it was obvious but I just checked and realised I forgot the pic

>comedy show

user ...

XBOX has always been shit. The 360 just had good games trapped in it.

>tfw pc/ps4/switch

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>"wow, Last of Us 3 for only 20 bucks a month! That's nothing!"
>"Ok Google, play this game!"

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read the post retards

it was about how Yea Forums praises the xbox 360 so much despite it been shit and having a ton of problems, the google thing wasn't even mentioned

>Google opens youtube

nobody's talking about the 360 retard

Why do you bring op the 360 in a "laugh at Google's shitty OnLive copy"-thread?

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Gentlemen.
*ahem*
FUCK GOOGLE
AND FUCK NIGGERS

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Tfw smash leaks are like fine wine at this point in the console wars

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"Googlers" seem like something they'd call themselves unironically and that would just make it funnier as an insult?

How long will she last, Yea Forums?

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I posted this late in the last thread so I will repost it.
Reminder: If you buy into this shit, you are part of the problem.
Never accept streamed games that you do not own that can be taken away at an instant.

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KEK

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Not even a minute.

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Poor thing won't know what hit her

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They don't even have to pay them, repeating buzzwords is part of their programming

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>he streams his games on a controlled platform like a good goy
oh nononononononono

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Now someone make an image of Atari dabbing on Google with the other four.

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Should I build a PC bros? I have a switch and a ps4

Please, can someone tell me what the issue is?
I slept through the announcement and I have no clue. Is it really a console that plays your games for you or what?

It's amazing how much better they look when they aren't just copy pasted Wojaks.

>a fucking jew

every tiem

Oh yeah, this happened.

That looks like the normal assassin's creed experience to me.

kek not even 5 minutes

I agree, why aren't they shilling shitty Nintendo games on Nintendogaf for free like we do? Stickies for every fart out of Reggie's ass is way better

You look like a fan of Ed, Edd and Eddie.

Nice

Oblivion npcs have more realistic conversations than that chat.

>this is what gamers sound like, right?

Its not mean enough. But I can see it happening.
>wassap my fellow googlers, this week we're streaming this game in 4k 120fps

Anyone that supports this shit, will be actively playing a part in killing our hobby.

SAUCE EM

No need to when you can play vidya just fine on those two. Build it when next gen consoles come out so you can skip them.

It looks like a 3rd Xbone controller with the cord removed

To be fair they did say high speed internet connection required

Remember when Phil Fish said he'd be the new face of gaming?

Bump cuz fuck google

And then immediately died

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We just needed a common laughing stock to bring us together.

You do realize how retardedly small earth is right? How is any of this even hitting speeds close to the speed of light?

>be googler
>buy Stadia because muh loyalty
>set up controller with 5 mbps wifi
>put on hold until it's your turn for the controller to turn on
>navigate home menu over the course of 2 days
>play asscreed online
>use the controller as a typewriter hoping to successfully kill a player
>somehow kill somebody
>get subscription revoked for toxic behavior

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Hey artfags, when can we get a version of this with Nintendo/Sony/Microsoft torturing Google?

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Google doesn't belong

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>NO LIMITS
>Except for Verizons arbitrary limits that they cap whenever they feel like

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Google will crush all

This console was obviously conceived, designed, developed and marketed by people who are so rich and ignorant of reality that they don't realize that in rural areas of the US (the majority of the US is rural), internet options are generally shit and they can barely watch Youtube at 240p, let alone stream a fucking video game. And even in more populated regions, very few people percentage-wise actually have the internet to properly stream a game (that is to stream at a high enough resolution and bitrate that it doesn't look like a Youtube video, with low input latency). And that's all within the US, start looking at other countries and you'll find even smaller percentages of people with an appropriate connection to stream games. This isn't even factoring in data caps. A huge chunk of the video game consumer base won't even be able to use this console, and the majority of those able will be getting a sub-par experience that could be beat with any current console. It's like during the entire development process of this thing, not a single person had the thought, "wait, maybe the entire world doesn't have the same internet access we have here in silicon valley." This shit is going to flop hard.

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>bros
Know your place peasant.

Yes they will crush all of their own chances success

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The stadia will be the perfect device for people like me who actually you know...have a life. I have a job and im constantly traveling to other countries for business and these seems great to just plug and play on my mobile devices. Can’t wait to play Doom in 4k on cheap hardware while you pay thousands to get a similar experience. You’re all mad that you’re about to be phased out by the masterminds at google

Google has the NWO behind them

Google founded by
>Larry Page
>Sergey Brin
Both jewish

Enjoy the NWO jewish illuminati console
Be a good goy buy google

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This is either the most desperate shill ever or a shitposter that has evolved to a diarrheaposter

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Enjoy your 5 years of life. STDfag

That's okay if you're in a position that you're willing to sacrifice a good experience for convenience, or to play at all. Travelling is a good example of when this would come in handy. But as my main gaming rig? Never.

soon

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK

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This thread... it's beautiful

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Youtube was down for like a full hour a few months ago.

The Regis are dancing on the grave of google

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Holy shit, that's embarassing

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I'm going to end the console wars.

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>He is a living modern Simpsons episode

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I'm not allying with Snoyfags even if to laugh at Google.

I would rather have to deal sonyfags than the incoming wave of literal brain dead stadiafags

based

All Microsoft has to do is show 1 (one) game. Google just gave Xbox One the biggest break ever

t. falseflagging STDfag

fuck man, the layout is pretty much read out ouya

>the nigger is xbox
so fucking accurate

Thanks for saving me a seat. *sits down* Allright boys lets take a look.

Imagine playing multiplayer games on this with voice chat. You know damn well google will be recording shit on their platform.

Pajeet will not divide us

Switch and PS4 owner here. Lololol @ those smartdumb ass Google Bois

Based

Google will not divide us

PSA: Crowbcat has been replaced by TerakJK since Nov last year.

>These guys are basically the Mon-stars

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>He knows the difference between RPGs and NPCs
I'm fucking certain the audience was thinking shit like "Those must be some advanced hardwares or mother boards or whatever my son calls them"

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>there's fags who UnIronically trusted in Google
>They through this was got to kill Sony/Nintendo/Microtried
>They even through PC was doomed

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Posting this for reasons.
youtube.com/watch?v=QY5yG2KyQfM

I live in Japan, have really fast fiber optic here

And also hard daily, weekly and monthly data usage caps

Why do western devs act like everyone has unlimited lightspeed internet?

>And also hard daily, weekly and monthly data usage caps
yikes japan

>conference starts
>"I'm not a gamer"
>Expecting something after this

Googlefags are legitimately retarded

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this

This

It looks more like a dualshock than an xbox controller, lol.

Knew it was gonna be awful as soon as I heard his name

HAHAHAHAHA

2 minutes for pic. 3years for the actual thing

based

what was his name again? didn't watch the conference myself, only read keynote so far

Hey user im from the same place. Which part do you live in.

I can't believe Google invented splitscreen!

Sundar Pichai

>xbone bro dead or mia as usual

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google want to turn everything into a subscription service

whatever happened to 'dont be evil'?

Yeah, you're right, Nintendo would never launch a console (or "service") without first party exclusives.

kek
FUCK GOOGLE LMAO

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>Sundar
Yikes

I'd buy a switch as well if I had the money or time. Im just gonna stick to ps4/pc for now though.

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I seriously can't wait for this to be a failure and all Google games are rated like 30/100 on MC.

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they removed that shit a long time ago man
gizmodo.com/google-removes-nearly-all-mentions-of-dont-be-evil-from-1826153393

kek. You came too late, user.

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>this gif
hey they just announced castle crasher remaster on both ps4 and switch

Seriously nigger?

>Sony
>white

Nvidia shares gained 4% today.

>Nintendo
>Black

Xbone+Bloodborne machine+toaster reporting for duty

Can't wait for this shit to flop

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If you're in marketing fucking kys is still working like a dream.

Fuckin based. Cant wait. Thanks user.

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dude wat?

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it appears that only south america and europe get the benefit of actually decent internet

>They had to get MatPat because Pewdiepie rejected them.

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Let's analyze this.
The speed of light is 300,000 km/s, that's the maximum speed data can be transferred in the universe.
The Earth's diameter is 12,742 km. So if you have a direct cable with optical fiber (uses light to transfer data) you could send 1 byte from two corners of the earth in way less than a second, that would be like 0.04 seconds, that's already an input lag of 400 ms.
Current consoles have an input lag of 300 milliseconds. The problem is that you have to send like 5 GB of data per minute if you want 4k60fps.
That means 5,120 bytes per minute, therefore 85.3 bytes per second. Now I'm not sure how many bytes of information you can transfer through fiber each second, but you have to keep in mind that we haven't even talked about what has to be done on the computer receiving the information, decompress the data, process the information and show the video, between all that and your inputs going to the servers and then receiving the information back, that's gonna be way more than 300 milliseconds.

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At least Sony makes games, that is infinitely better than google's Chinese social surveillance box

He's always finding new games to bandwagon on.

Underage spotted.

The only thing I'm happy to hear about is that it's AMD based, which means any devs that want their games on here need to make sure that there's no bugs due to Nvidia bias, including any fancy features like ray-tracing
So even if this service sucks dick it's still a small win against Nvidias near monopoly

>The controller has microphone in it
The suits at Google have no idea the reputation their company has.

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>i want streaming games as a service to destroy this hobby as we know it because i'm just that dedicated to my epic "snoy" meme from reddit!

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What if little Chinese people play the game for you via remote access? They could read which buttons are pressed and does the actions for you in game.

Honestly, the positive thing about this is now all the fanboys have a common enemy and they can stop shitposting for a while.

Honestly who the fuck is going to use this shit. Currently no exclusives announced, just shittier versions of normie games, arriving right as next gen consoles are announced. Even poorfags can afford a console and an online subscription that's going to give them dozens of games a year. I cant wait to watch this trainwreck release.

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cute!

I have every modern console and handheld. Stadia looks like dog shit. I'm worried it will do well though because people are fucking retards. If this is the future of games I'll be done with video games moving forward and only stick to the classics.

I am happy to see so many people sticking up for physical media after the reveal though. Good people, my kind of people

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enjoying these memes

We should start calling Stadia STD right now.

>daily, weekly and monthly data usage caps
Wtf is wrong with the japs? Even the cable companies only have the balls to sneak in monthly caps before throttling.

>I am happy to see so many people sticking up for physical media after the reveal though.
It's more just the concept of holding ownership over games. I don't even know who the fuck defends this concept of "streaming" games. If I pay for a game, I want it to be guaranteed to stay on my fucking library/shelf.

The light speed you're thinking of is in a vaccum. Its represented by c, as in constant.
c is only 0.66 when pushing through glass, due to refraction. Fiber is glass, basically.
There is no way to overcome this. Google is banking on high density areas that are physically extremely close to their data centers.
Except ISPs will never provide enough bandwidth for this plus shitflix and all the other streamed video when everyone gets off work.

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They are after the rental/poor fag crowd. Can't afford a decent gaming rig? Stadia runs on shitty laptops with no dedicated GPU and limited storage capacity. Don't know if you want to play a game for longer than a week? Rent it for a day for $1.99 or whatever bullshit they want to charge. Don't want to pay so much for the service? Just allow google to show some non-intrusive ads during game play.

NO No NOO

>ads during gameplay
I genuinely hope this shit miserably fails.

I got away from TV because I don't want to pay for cable just to have 15 minute ad breaks. I don't want to have this shit plaguing my games.

>Sony
>white

The Google console will make the XBox look competent in comparison

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>future of gaming
>10 mins of wario laughing

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I-IM IN CONTROL

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>B_Hill49: i'm gonna say it now

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i mean if you can stream to tablets and shit i might do that. idk though still dont know what it does

>transferring information using physics based technology is not physics
shit nigga you are giving our american education a bad name

I hate all of you especially you microdick fags whore pretending Halo is even a tenth as good as half-life but give it a break

Lel

Wait, so was this just an example of how the chat worked? Or are they trying to pass this off as legitimate? Where exactly is this from?

poor xbots

>does what Nintendon’t

More like doesn’t do what Nintendoes
(Can applies to Xbox, Sony and PC as well)

Us googlers already won

IMAGINE THE ENDLESS BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK
IMAGINE THE ENDLESS BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK
IMAGINE THE ENDLESS BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK
IMAGINE THE ENDLESS BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK

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IMAGINE THE INPUT LAG !

You appear to be a brain dead moron. Welcome to Yea Forums! You’ll fit right in

pls respond

Aw fuck I accidentally said Yea Forums instead of Yea Forums. But now you know what I mean

kek honest mistake. You’re still not as retarded as

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Example

Another user made a good point: if this is the best streaming shit Google can come up with, literally nobody is going to do better. Because streaming games is a meme cooked up by non-gamers who literally can't grasp that even 100ms input latency ruins every single game except maybe chess but you can play that over e-mail and not worry about anything.

where's the Atari wojak laughing at google

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Nigga I'm actually succesful and travelling for my work and guess what my switch is perfect to play while away and my ps4 and PC are waiting for me when I get back home.. fucking brainlet

SIR! SIR!!

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>sony is not the nog

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LMAO

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Holy shit

Doom Eternal running in STADIA

youtube.com/watch?v=rNRJMYZUzjA

Has anyone made an edit of that stonetoss comic about the ass and titfags looking down on the feetfags. It feels like an obvious joke so I'm not going to bother making it

For once we can all come together and shit on the same thing.
Only google could get the console warriors to get along for a brief moment.

Everyone going to bash on this? Damn, it's probably the only thing I like out of this shit.

>slower than a 2015 mac book air, which can't stability do 4K video decode and playback
I think it's time for an upgrade

>but if Samsung/Apple get in the race they would destroy the competition
Oh yeah, for sure!

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anywhere where u dont wanna be near 50 million people at all times including mexicans and blacks

Could someone make a new picrelated but we're all pissing on Stadia?

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Wait...is the controller not plugged into the device? Is it in wireless mode and they are just charging it from something else? Are they streaming a stream from stadia to a random tablet? Would that not just worsen the issue? Google yet again proves they don't know how to demo or launch products.

IT fag here.
This picture actually makes me mad because years of having to work with Microshit's Indian IT department has made me racist towards there entire designated shitting country.

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> even they wouldn't piss on bloodborne

The controller connects to the internet via your wifi and sends it's commands to google directly.
Completely stupid design

its not THAT stupid, thats probably one way to lesson the input lag a tiny bit from this type of shit

Wait a minute, literally a botnet controller? baka

How bad would Overwatch be on the Stadia? Borderline unplayable?

there are two possible outcomes:
1. never get to play more than 3 matches without wanting to die
2. get account suspended on the loading screen

I'm gonna say the G-word.

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crowbfag is too much of a pussy to post anything that isn't universally agreed upon shit ever since people criticized his VR video so probably never unless it fails completely within the first year

Looks just like the ouya controller but white

Too bad they have the laws of fucking physics against them.
This shit will flop like every other Google original project not called Google.com, Gmail or Chrome

Literally, who the fuck are you talking to? Noone even mentioned the 360. Go away google shill. We hate on shit independently of other shit. You gotta realize this.

>Google announcing trash means I should team up with switchlets and snoyboys

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needs to be a gif, poos never keep their fucking necks still

>All

Nah, Xniggie. You're done.

nice falseflag, here's your (You).

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Not that I'm trying to shill for Jewgle, but I think the concept isn't terrible in design. It may be launching at a time where most consumers can't benefit fully yet, but that has happened before with the advent of HD consoles.

If this thing is still relevant in like 5 years time and I don't want to buy an entire console for one game, I might pay the monthly fee to play that game on Stadia if I can manage to beat it within a month. Anything more than a monthly fee is too much for this service, however.

lol

>but I think the concept isn't terrible in design
user, you know even the fastest internet in the world is still bottlenecked by the speed of light, right? You literally have to invent FTL travel for this to become anywhere CLOSE to being as responsive as actually just playing the fucking game on a real device.

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Are you sure this isn't a discount playstation controller...?

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That's a fair point, but I highly doubt Google hasn't thought of ways to mitigate player latency issues. I'm not a computer genuis or anything but could they not reduce lag to basically negligible amounts by decentralizing Stadia servers to your nearest DNS region? Most modern games come with a input buffer delay so as long as the lag is less than that buffer then there theoretically shouldn't be any noticeable gameplay difference.

I wouldn't be looking to use this for any precise gaming anyway, probably just the typical cinematic singleplayer game bullshit.

ive tried it, even with 100mbs speed (considering shit latency) its not great. it works fine but theres pretty severe artifacting/blurriness and a noticeable minor input lag

>Google makes a common enemy to bring consolewarrior cucks together

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They obviously tried and failed. If stage demos are this bad and 166ms is the absolute minimum input lag (looks more like ~250ms here) and terrible buffering resulting in 7-12 fps frequently (see next webm in that thread) there simply are no ways around the laws of physics.

Fiber doesn't go FTL, bandwidth isn't an issue, latency is a hard cap.

You do realize how even 100ms latency one-way then also causes 100ms the other way, you know I/O input/output, right?

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Thank you, YJ

based

>input delay
>only exclusives are "games" that you can already play for free anywhere

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Obsessed.

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Fucking lol. I cant wait for the backlash when the service is live and people start getting mad.

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LMAOOOOOO

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even they are fucking admiting it this is the future but as in 20 more years why the fuck they are trying it now?