Itt we describe video game plots badly

A nerd, a kike, a cowboy and your dad fight the axis but every except the nerd dies.

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>you wake up, kill everyone involved in waking you up, then go back to sleep

>the bad guys only attacked you because they were scared you were going to attach them first. after tons of fighting and casualties, you eventually become friends

2016 Doom

Every world war 2 game set in the pacifuc theatre, or every game with the setting of the coldwar going hot.

Fallout new vegas.

Your diary constantly receives new entries

Newb gets destroyed with FACTS and LOGIC

MGS2

An asteroid hits earth, and suddenly there's jihadists everywhere

Bingo!

Oh wait, scratch RAGE, it's C&C.

You killed your wife and now you feel real guilty about it.

Planescape?

Quiet Mountain 2.

You work your ass off only to receive tentacles.

Build shitloads of conveyor belts to move shit around for no reason.

L.A. noir?, RDR2? Fallout? Every ooen world game ever?

>You start drunk and end as a king.

God of war games.

Bravely Default; Crystal Chronicles?

You fight your rivals and then your boss for literal worm shit.

borderlands

Conker?

>for no reason
I DON'T THINK SO TIM

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What, A Bard's Tale?

You are internet jannie-detective who do it for free.

dude wakes up when everything is way too fucked to be fixed yet manages to unfuck everything

a furry and his dog loving girlfriend kill a disney villain reject in the future

0.005% increase of metal gears production annually is a reason faggot

Not what I had in mind, but they both work.

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Cold war in the whole solar system, when good sheeple are unaware.

Building a rocket and killing bugs is a good reason

Metro series?

correct

boy, how do I even describe it.

>kill robot vagina and plant god to cure your crippling anxiety and save dinosaurs

You keep having to move around the country with your step dad when he gets in disputes with local crime lords.

Isn't that my life?

Battlezone!

the most dysfunctional human being on the planet solves a mystery, and then another one

Of course! Bought the remake/retexture a while ago.
Never finished the original, it was just too hard, bro.
But I really loved the setting. Was full of 80s vibes.
BZ2 was meh, from what I played.

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fuckin love that game

you start of impersonating some dead dude and in the end every friend that you have dies

Bioshock 2?
nuDoom?

I mainly like the game because it's a FPS-RTS hybrid. Those things are fucking rare. Others like it that I've come across below average, and yes It is absolutely hard as balls.

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It was one of those games where you had to read the manual, because there were literally 10s of pages of background story.
Other one I got was Homeworld, and I'm fucking mad I can't find that manual anymore.

>Be navy seals on a mission.
>Locals are so retarded they think electronic cards are artifacts.

My nigga

One of the best and most underrated games ever

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I'm bad at this. People just find out instantly.
To be fair you have to go quite a way into the game before seeing them electronic cards.

Outcast is a hard to describe badly in fairness


>Italian Mafia oppresses Tibetans

you wake up, collect a bunch of discs, kill an evil guy, save a dude, and then said dude spawns you a bunch of friends

Metro 2033

It's Planescape

ez
>Prepare to Fight

It is C&C!

The player character is so good at his job that he gets every meal and drink free, and it's always the best thing on the menu

Hotline Miami?

You watch projectiles fired from bodyparts with your brothers.

Naruto?

You massacre stone age natives in order to kill a little girl for the second time

You have to kill everyone in order to get food.

nyet

hitler uses dinosaurs to win ww2

Worms.

/k/ simulator.

Dune?

>tranny gets mad that his niece doesn't want to fuck him and kills his entire family

dino d-day?

Wolfenstein: New Order?

You're stuck in a dream filled with monsters and turn into a squid at the end if you eat enough umbilical cords. You also get a gf at the end

One country literally so butthurt stages a war between other two countries that are not even near each other.

AC5

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blue collar immigrant and his brother fight a disestablishing imperialist force by assassinating all the dictators family

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Party Hard

everyone you fight is a dead and mangled version of yourself

Terranigma?

Super Mario World

E.Y.E

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BoI

yeah

young issue contributes to the economic revitalization of an island after the apocalypse

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Two brothers inherit useless land and fight over

Fight over it*

fuck off namefag.

:)
My mildly annoying you brought a smile to my face

Team fortress 2. Now quit namefagging

A letter turns their friend into a cube, then ventures through the most A E S T H E T I C space temple ever constructed to un-cube him, whilst a cynical city directs it.

Fuck Ayys, jihad now.

C&C 3 tiberium wars

ayyliens end the cold war by giving Australia super weapons, only for it to end in the near destruction of Earth itself, so the ayys turn everyone into anthro dogs and cats

You show up late to work and everything goes to shit

Half life

some miners start a fight in space that becomes a a sport fight in abandoned places

Yeah

hello Resident Evil 2

Unforeseen consequences; treating your workers like dirt when they use the big stompy robots is fucking mistake.

A group of criminals get tangled up in a bunch of shit involving secret societies and an ancient resurrection device.

South american guerrillas are manipulated into kidnapping a computer scientist so that north koreans can use super math to sink a fancy boat but the north koreans are being manipulated by the south koreans who themselves are being manipulated by the japanese in an attempted coup and the japanese are being manipulated by an american mercenary who wants to start ww3 to stick it to the man

The bros finally got their shit together, but then then illegal aliens attack. As if things couldn't get worse, the women start attacking too.
Pick a side and start fucking shit up.

Majora’s mask?

Assassin's Creed IV

Unreal Tournament

Bloodborne

ye

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>You go to space to kill the aliens, only to turn into an alien yourself.

>Escape the cold by going to the north pole

You steal thing from some weird dude but he ends up employing you.

Frost Punk?

Yes

Wtf is this

Aliens! Then zombies! Then a few robots!

The end!

You kill all your friends and die in a suicide pact