Yea Forums is now territory of the Jiralhanae. Sangheli and human heretics need to get the fuck out!
Yea Forums is now territory of the Jiralhanae. Sangheli and human heretics need to get the fuck out!
The Brutes were more fun to fight than the Elites, having to carry around plasma pistols for the elites sucked dick
>halo weebspeak
Brutes and elites, stop being a faggot.
Fuck off, stupid cannibal monkey man.
>Covenant finally make it to Earth after decades of fighting
>Brutes immediately fuck everything up
>Elites get sick of their shit and split
>Retarded apes single handedly lose the war
Yea Forums is inherently sangheili x human territory, monkeyman
those are the weirdest boots I've ever seen
Sangheili are cucks they let Demons take their women
>Elites serve prophets faithfully for hundreds of years
>Prophets backstab them and side with the Brutes, who have only been in the Covenant for like 20 years.
>tfw no sangheili gf
Just wort my shit up
Elites were starting to get uppity and prophets saw the chance to replace them with giant gorillas who are literally too retarded to ever question them
>ywn
this reminds me of something currently happening in real life...
>Elites were starting to get uppity and prophets saw the chance to replace them with giant gorillas who are literally too retarded to ever question them
Why does this sound so familiar...
oy vey you want to get branded with the mark of shame you fucking heretics?
brutes are shit
fuck brutes and fuck the prophets
Fuck you ape!
Buzz buzzz
Naw, fuck you, Leatherneck!
It's like you want to be spanked again like your bitch leader Atriox.
Reeeeee