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We are not trying to kill Vidya we swear season 1
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stream will give you aids

>Last icon is money.
Whew, jewgle. Not even hiding it.

BOSTING IN EPIC STICKY THREAD

i've already ordered 3

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This is going to be fucking terrible

>one icon is arrow in knee

Post yfw Todd Howard is porting Skyrim to this shit.

Let's go bros! The future is Google!

Google thinking a dedicated streaming box will be the next big thing

Sticky this trainwreck, mods, the magnitude of this fuck up is something only a few people are blessed enough to witness in their lifetime

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I hope it bombs like the Ouya

toasting in an ebin bread

this would be an investors wet dream, so of course they give it a shot

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What´s up with this retarded music?

why are you certain it's going to be huge?

oh yeab

>the whole sidebar of video suggestions is only google videos

>oooh yeahh

>cowboy icons
rdr2 confirmed

2 minutes to go

>inb4 it's just a set top box to stream movies and play a few games off of the play store
Yea Forums is sperging out over literally nothing. SCREENCAP THIS

GET YOUR PREDICTIONS IN NOW BROS

>10 minutes of Skyrim gameplay
>Sega Dreamcast 2
>literal who exclusives
>cringe gamer jokes (we already have arrow to the knee)

holy shit

THOSE MANGOS WON'T STREAM THEMSELVES ARTHUR

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What do you mean, it's classic millennial söy core.

is this the comfy thread?

THEY ARE LATE

its going to be huge shitposting if nothing else

NOOO BROS HOW DID THE GOOGLE CONSOLE GET RDR2 BEFORE PC

BOYCOTT ROCKSTAR

New google launcher, now with more exclusives

>content not available
WEW lad

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Pretty much so far

They should hire a better DJ. The transitions feel so bad.

this music is all over the place

Whito piggu go home

SHOW US THE GAMES FOR FUCKS SAKE

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NIGGERS AND WOMEN

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thank god the voice over is explainng what games are!

CLAIMED

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This is what moot left us for.

DON'T YOU HAVE A PHONE? AHAHAHAHA RETARD

>e-celebs

Oh no...........

>New era of gaming

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EVERYONE CELEBRATE

>almost all women
Ok guys

It is already dead.

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>all these women and monorities

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my god google is cancer

holy fuck this shit wil be dead on arrival

Claiming

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WE Yea Forums NOW

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>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
Are you afraid of something google?

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>the NTR community

LMAO

>google shuts down their service
>lose access to your games forever

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>female streamers

Wow so much women. Haha women gamers

DIE WHITE PEOPLE

I think it means in terms of the collective community

I HATE IT

fellow gamers

fetal alcohol syndrome/10

HOW DO WE PIRATE A GAMING CLOUD NOW????
>HOW DO WE PIRATE A GAMING CLOUD NOW????
HOW DO WE PIRATE A GAMING CLOUD NOW????
>HOW DO WE PIRATE A GAMING CLOUD NOW????
HOW DO WE PIRATE A GAMING CLOUD NOW????
>HOW DO WE PIRATE A GAMING CLOUD NOW????
HOW DO WE PIRATE A GAMING CLOUD NOW????

kill me

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>IA
>Streaming
>Youtubers
>Android

Thanks for killing videogames

Erm did no one told google that real sports and videogames are not the same thing?

>Compares video games to real life ball games
Are these clowns fucking serious?

The Ouya could be used without an internet connection.

CONSOLES ARE DONE

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WOAH INSPIRATIONAL GOOD VIBES VIDEO ABOUT HOW WE PROGRESSED THIS IS NEW AND EXCITING

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ITT pic related

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Oh god, this is awful.
I hope it flops.

>Swiss Army Man soundtrack

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too many nigs, dropped

>Game for everyone

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>FF15

>streaming games
>at least a dozen nodes to reach your house
>sub 16 ms latency

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is this supposed to be a gaming announcement?

NIGGER SHEBOONS STREAM GAMES!!
DO YOU WANT TO MISS OUT???

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>STREAMERS AND REACTION FAGGOTS
Yeah that's a GIGA YIKES from me.

Posting in the sticky.

Controller looks turbocheap.

I'm getting sick.

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Its OnLive 2.0 you fuck

SONICFOX

>e-celeb shit
oh boy

>Yea Forums

>HOW WILL I PLAY MY SEXY ANIME GAMES ON A STREAMING SERVICE?

you Incels are hilarious

>trials and FF15

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

all female and bugmen streamers

the west is such a fucking joke

>OnLive 2.0
should we tell them?

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WOW THESE TRULY ARE GAYMERS

>ALL THESE REACTION CHANNELS

OHONONONONONONOON

GOOGLE STRONK PUNJABI IS NOT AFRAID OF PAKISTAN SHOW BOBS AND VAGENE

TORTANIC 2.0

Jesus christ this corporate propaganda

GURL GAYMERS LMAOOOOOOOO

Few days ago it was found that you can sync and use your switch control on Chrome.

Last year they had Ass is Cred working extrememly well on stream. There are two companies that already stream gaming like if you were using a vpn.

Why all the butt hurt that google is doing streaming when the writing has been on the wall? Mark my words, Nintendo games on Chrome.

WE WANT THE TWITTER AUDIENCE

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>people who love to watch games

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>viewers
Reminder this is the gaming industry yin 2019

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cringe

sonicfox lmao

Anyone else feel proud to be a gamer right now?

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>STICKY FOR ONLIVE 3.0

LOL MODS

it's 2019 faggots
nobody plays their fucking games like this
stop this shitty advertising

Nice try, fucker

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

wtf is this

saigado is a god

JUST GET TO THE PRODUCT

Stop reinventing the wheel, you fucks. There's no need for any of this
>streamers
Maximum cancer achieved

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>sonicfox
preorder cancelled

>LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SONICFOX

isn't it inspirational?

STREAMERS

LETS GO

All this staged shit.....
Is a nintendo AD?

FUCKING

CRINGE

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN CONSOLE GOOGLE

This is some of the gayest shit I've ever seen.

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cringe and yikespilled

black female nerds are the best

>"viewers"

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>GayFox

Never in my life yikes'd so hard before.

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>Google Chrome
Dead on arrival

haha let us show the gay nigger furry

I LOVE RETARD TWITCH STREAMERS I WANT TO DONATE TO EVERYONE IN THIS VIDEO SHOW ME WHERE TO SUBSCRIBE AND GIVE AWAY MY AMAZON PRIME MONEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I expected nothing and got less than that

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I have cancer now

This has to be sarcasm

>Diversity

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NANI!?

Google BEE confirmed guys!

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Finally a real gamer

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>STADIA

Holy shit this is a cringefest

Oh it's Nvidia's shitty 'artistic' filter

How do you pirate Netflix originals dumbo

SONIC FOX

HES EVERYWHERE

SONICFOX

>TYRONE MAGNUS REACTING

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>STADIA

Based sonicfox

>let's goooooooo

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A FUCKING CONTROLLER

N O T H A N K S

IM GAY

lefties cant even put together a pc

What a terrible name kek

STADIA

>IT HAS PAJEET MUSIC MEANS IT IS GOOD

Who the fuck are these people

GRANNY GAMER
LMAO SONICFOX


PEWDIEPIE THE MASS MURDERER CONFIRMED

I feel so sorry for Ross, maybe he is killing himself right now

This is EA-tier.

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POKEMON STADIA

STADIA

Stadia? Fucking seriously

>SonicFox

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>Stadia

wow

so inspirtional

Of course they showed the gay nigger furry.

god i hate google

just what we need, geriatrics playing videogames and mooching off of social security

>STDia
no thanks

STADIA WOW

STADIA

sonic fox does it again

STADIA

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It's an streaming platform, would make sense

>watches and likes culture
the true cancer of our society

HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

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yikes

The fuck I am watching

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>look at the like/dislike ratio drop

S T A D I A

>STADIA
WHAT THE FUCK?

This is the cringiest shit ever
Only a woman could like this presentation

>STADIA

LUL

KEK

ROFL

WHERE ARE THE GAMES??????

MY EYES

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sTARDia

D
O
A

>STADIA
WHAT A SHIT NAME LMAO

>Stadia

WE Yea Forums NOW
WHO STADIA BROS HERE?

>STADIA
more like STAIDSDIA

>Viewers dropped by over 100 thousand
Lmaoing at Google right now

NO GAMES
>NO GAMES
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>NO GAMES

I can't believe Google is discriminating against those with shitty internet access
Good job betraying your "available for everyone" stance

This is so disgusting...

>STADIA

IM GAY

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i dig the name i want 3

STaDia

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>Stadia
???

us gamers, amirite guys

>Stadia
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

>STDia

Is "stadia" the best you could do

you can't spell Stadia without STD

but where are the games?

>streaming vidya
SELL SELL SELL

Google STDia

So this is the future Google chose for us...

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What a shitty name dude
no I am not even kidding

there is a werid lack of pewdiepie in that video

really rolls off the goink

STADIA

LOL

this LMAO THIS IS GONNA FAIL

Definitely a name created by committee.

>all consoles BTFO
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK

sounds like a sexual disease

Stadia = Dreamcast 2 ??????????

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>ba ba ba ba ba

>Stadia
So it's Google's twitch

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>BASED LOWTIERGOD
BASED LOWTIERGOD
>BASED LOWTIERGOD
BASED LOWTIERGOD
>BASED LOWTIERGOD
BASED LOWTIERGOD
>BASED LOWTIERGOD
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>BASED LOWTIERGOD
BASED LOWTIERGOD
>BASED LOWTIERGOD
BASED LOWTIERGOD
>BASED LOWTIERGOD
BASED LOWTIERGOD

>STADIA

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O H NO
NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DONT DESTROY GAMING FUCKERSSSS

stadiUUUGGHHH

this is worse than wii music

lmao

your grandma a gamer?

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more like Stupidia

literally me

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

>A FUCKING STADIUM

HOHOHOHOOOHEHEHHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Was that pewdiepie? Isn’t he a white supremacist/terrorist?

>stadia

DROPPED

WOW IT'S SHIT

HAHAHAHA

UNPIN THIS SHIT NOW

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stadia, more like stay away

TRACKMANIA STADIA

quick someone think of a pun name for "stadia"

>USE DISSENTER TO COMMENT ON THE VIDEO
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This is so corporate/Apple-like it makes me puke
Even E3 presentations didn't feel so lifeless

>stadia
>GAYDIA

btfo google

The Google+ of streaming

stadia sounds like a sugar substitute

>ASScreed
Granny has shit taste.

>it's a console
OUYA

what a fucking stupid name

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It's garbage

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OUYA 2

>Stadia
because stadium wasn't retarded enough

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disgusting subhuman

oh yea Phil Harrison. classic gamer

Man that's a shitty name

The last guy who was this pretentious died of cancer.

Like what fucking Stadia?

So it's OnLive?

That Swiss Army Man theme fucking killed me.

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So it's a streaming based twitch/steam competitor?

Stadia is a shit name

>streaming games
So basically you're remote controlling a computer from fuckwhere else with delay lag because fuck gameplay?

>Stadia

Of course it's some fucking Poo word

So, Yea Forums, whats the difference between RPGs and NPCs?

SONICFECES

>stadia

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RPGS AND NPCS

I WANT TO FUCK A STADIA

This presentation gave me stadia 4 of cancer

OH FUCK MOOOT!

They're being real subtle with the people diversity thing

Notice how every time there's a white man on screen he's either a buffoon, a cum-soaked beta male or is with a shitskin.

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LETS GO SQUAD

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>the difference between rpgs and npcs

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I fucked some chick rawdog and caught Stadia the other day

difference between rpgs and npcs hahahahahahahahahahahaha

LOOKS GAY

WHAT KIND OF A SHIT NAME IS STADIA?!
STD and AIDS combined?

>Stardia.

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S T A D I A
T
A
D
I
A

RPGS AND NPCS

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

DOES HE HATE NORMIES!??!

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RPG AND NPCS
WHAT THE FUCK

>rpgs and npcs

uh.............

Don't you mean leftists?

>difference between rpgs and npcs
HES TALKING ABOUT YOU

He didn't meet the diversity quota.

>YOU'RE
Shit meme.

>NPC
>RPG
WUT DUH DIFFERENCE

>clapping sounds
>only a few people on camera actually clapped
ITS THE XBOX ONE ALL OVER AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NPCS AND RPGS

Is the clock kid the one on stage right now?

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>Stadia

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>STD
LAMO

>Stadia

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This will fail in Japan where they don't know what google is because they use yahoo.

Even EA isn't this bad.

PHILL HARRISON

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA


IT'S DEAD ON ARRIVAL LADS

POST > YFW

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>STDia

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>won't show pewdiepie
>shows the highly bigoted sonicfox instead
Granted that Pewdiepie has moved away from games, so perhaps it wouldn't have been relevant to show him after all, but still.

巨乳

>NPCS

this thread is going so fast no one will notice I'm posting hot chubby girls

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how many minorities and women were in that vid
how many white males
who is the majority of video game players

GIANT ENEMY CRAB

>the zero calorie sweetener

FUCK THIS SHIT

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The viewers is just a bunch of fucking 45-60 years old guys.
The fuck are they wooing about?

MOOT SAVE US

MY WIFE YUURI

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WHITE "PEOPLE" BTFO

Rocket Propelled Grenade

SJW trailer

Video games are fucking dead.

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STDIA
T
D
I
A

>Stadia
What

>A GREATER LEADER
>AND A GREAT GAMER
>SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RPGS AND NPCS

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But Yea Forums, what is the difference between RPGs and NPCs?

/cm/ here again!

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>SHITADIA
>SHITADIA
>SHITADIA

i'd love it if they included the pewdiepie nigger clip

Nice name.

>introducing : STEVIA

>phil harrison
What the fuck is there a single company on earth he hasn't worked for?

No it didn't.

holy shit a white male

This is just what Xbone tried.

Oh shit

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PHIL HARRISON

>PHIL HARRISON

PHIL HARRISON

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>THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RPGS AND NPCS

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>Big Phil

good post

NO GAMES

Literally plural of Stadium in Greek.
Based desu

>We bring you: One of the people responsible for the Xbox One's fleet of awesome games

I did not expect this to be so funny.

We truly are living in a dystopia.

>NPCs reference

He's one of the alt-right guys

Phil Harrison looks like an actual RPG orc almost.

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It means levels you brainlets

Laugh at google

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JUSTadia

This can't be it.

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>A great gamer
>Definitely someone who knows the difference between RPGs and NPCs

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Why is his head so tiny compared to his body?

STADIA? MORE LIKE GAYDIA

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Well yeah, they are americans.

>Phil Harrison
Kek, he's back.

Fuck Nigger, Jannies and Trannies

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>and NPCs

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>That subtle camera movement when they realised all the text wasn't visible

>stevia

>Stadia
>take out vowels
>STD
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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STADIA
MORE LIKE
GAYAIDS
STADIA
MORE LIKE
GAYAIDS
STADIA
MORE LIKE
GAYAIDS
STADIA
MORE LIKE
GAYAIDS
STADIA
MORE LIKE
GAYAIDS
STADIA
MORE LIKE
GAYAIDS
STADIA
MORE LIKE
GAYAIDS

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GAMER TRAITOR

PHIL HARRISON
RICK HARRISON

BATTLETOADS STADIA

finally, a white guy

Fuck this shit

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I can't think up of a meme name for stadia.

all big tech companies seem to have a hired poo or chink to run the show after the original founders have gotten fat and lazy and couldn't give a fuck anymore

>Phil Harrison is a vice president and general manager for Google. He was a former corporate vice president of Microsoft. Previously, Phil was the British corporate executive and a representative director of Sony Computer Entertainment, Inc. (SCEI) and Executive Vice President of Sony Computer Entertainment Europe (SCEE). At E3 in 2005 he showcased the first public realtime demonstrations of PlayStation 3

LETS GO SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!

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>naked dogeza
based

HAHAHAHAHA

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>Dreamed by gamers
Here we go again

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>Let's put one of the guys who fluffed the PS3 in charge of Stadia

What could possible go wrong?

who here got STDia

>watching and playing
they just want the twitch retards

>youtube creators

staDOA

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go on

>sonicfox
>bigoted
what

rate this logo

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based

>No PewDiePie


Google is SJW fest

Dios mio

>STADIA

ey fuck you

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PCs got Epic, consoles got Stadia. Have fun with the desparate journalist shilling!

Biggest flop of 2019 guaranteed, maybe even the biggest of the decade

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2B

posting alice in the stickee noone will know!

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lmao

NPC JOKE

/qa/ reporting in

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>amplified by Youtube creators
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

599 US DOLLARS

mai waifu (rock)

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>amplified by youtube creators
I fucking hate zoomers.

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>The Future of games
>Google
HAHAHAHAHA

STADIA mor like GAYdia haha

THE ABSOLUTE STADIA OF JEWGLE

it's fucking google twitch rofl

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>Amplified by YouTube creators
Ahahahahahahahahaha

STreaming
Audience
DIAgnosticts

Nah, let them figure out how networking works on their own.

>magic

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>youtube creators
>for gamers
so many fucking buzzwords.

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>difference between RPGs and NPCs

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>chubby
you mean huge whale

name

REVEAL THE NEW SEGA SHIT ALREADY YOU FUCKS

What a boring name

casual gamer here. What's the difference between RPGs and NPCs?

there's a whole fucking lot of them so some are bound to be pretty smart and good with connections and business and so
and I actually have no idea where India=tech came from, I should look that up

He probably still has a stretch of original indian street in his giant bathroom though.

ewwwwwwwww

/pol/ heiling in

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gross

I'm going to the store you guys want anything?

POST ANIME TITTIES RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW

Stadia sounds like a disease.

girls who game will be fine with input lag. its not a clubhouse just for you boys

>stadia is the future of videogames

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MORE LIKE GAYDIA

>STDia

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So it's fucking nothing. Time to go home, everyone.

>amplified by youtube creators
PAID E-CELEBS
>amplified by youtube creators
PAID E-CELEBS
>amplified by youtube creators
PAID E-CELEBS
>amplified by youtube creators
PAID E-CELEBS
>amplified by youtube creators
PAID E-CELEBS
>amplified by youtube creators
PAID E-CELEBS

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so is it gonna be STDians? Stardians? GOOPOOS?

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Poo smeared on the screen/10

dayum

this is gay shit for faggots

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>watching games

sauce on that one lad?

>stadia

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This is gay.

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BASED

>This is a radiator
>A radiator is not, in fact, a car.

Just imagine, all you are allowed to play is streamed and curated by discord trannies and AAA shareholders. That is Stadia.
#Stadia

based

stadia more like stAIDS lmao

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BUT THE CHRISTCHURCH SHOOTER PLAYED VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!!! IS GOOGLE SUPPORTING WHITE TERRORISM??

Based

> phil harrison

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lmao

They're so far off the mark with this shit, they're chasing the Twitch audience in the dumbest way

>e-celeb based platform
God it’s worse than I ever could of imagined

HOLY SHIT GUYS, THEY GOT YOKO TARO

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>a universe of people who love watching games
Fucking make it STOP

4/10 I can at least read the logo, but it offers no information

>COMBINING STREAMING AND GAMING

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remember when gaming was considered for nerds and geeks

Is this a Stadia exclusive?

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Ah shit really? STALKER 2 is a STADIA exclusive

OH
FUCK
OFFFFF THIS
FUCKING
STREAMING
YOUTUBE
SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I FUCKING HATE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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BOYCOTT STADIA

I want her STDia's

>STDia
Atleast they know

>A console made to literally NOT PLAY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

based arthurposters

Since when is Phil so bald?

>streaming shit

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Join me on grinder to get some stadia

Kindergarten/5

Dead in 2 years lmao

I notice, user don't stop

ROSS WAS RIGHT
THE END IS NIGH

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Mahiru!

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he hates republicans :(

Woah is almost as if Google owned Youtube
#wow #woah #redpilled #woke

For the players!

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>YOUTUBE CREATORS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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come on artfags, post STDia-chan

So white men

YOU WILL STREAM DIRECTLY FROM STADIAAAA

>an eceleb console
OH NO NO NO BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The logo was true.
Another garbage streaming device.

I am so completely uninterested in this now. It's exactly what I'd expect them to make.

Imagine if she sat on your face, your entire head would be swallowed.

LEAVE MY VIDYA ALONE REEEEEEE

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>combining gaming and streaming
Y I K E S
I
K
E
S

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BOY IT'S GETTING WORSE EACH MINUTE

yes, let me play with chinks, brazilians, and nigerian niggers. I can't wait

DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT

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>google youtube console
what

Here she is

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Why do I feel like I still don't know wtf this thing is going to be by the end of the conference?

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god I wish I was her

dont tread on me

very cool

20 Minutes in and they still haven't shown anything of substance.

NOW I CAN PRETEND TO BE FRIENDS WITH MY FAVORITE LET'S PLAYERS

OOOOOOOOO

DATA CENTER

ITS THE PLATFORM OF INDUSTRY REJECTS

SAY IT WITH ME BOYS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>StaDIED

Didn't they want to be called Alphabet instead?

THEY CARE MORE ABOUT WATCHING GAMES THAN PLAYING THEM

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS IT

THESE RETARDS DIDN'T EVEN EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS YET

Don't tell me they're going to be making stream interactive games.

i will steal this waifu with my trap card.

begone cuck

Japan, please save us.

That font looks familiar

"open internet"
is this 2004?

Stadia is a polytechnic (""university" of applied sciences") in Helsinki, Finland.
Fug, this is going screw up searches badly.

Stadia was the best they could do? Did they workshop this shit at all?

>WATCH PEOPLE PLAY GAMES

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where are the fucking videogames

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does this guy speak exclusively in buzzwords regularly jesus CHRIST

god I wish that were me

say it with me
FIVE NINETY NINE

E-CELEB MACHINE
>E-CELEB MACHINE
E-CELEB MACHINE
>E-CELEB MACHINE
E-CELEB MACHINE
>E-CELEB MACHINE
E-CELEB MACHINE
>E-CELEB MACHINE
E-CELEB MACHINE
>E-CELEB MACHINE
E-CELEB MACHINE
>E-CELEB MACHINE
E-CELEB MACHINE
>E-CELEB MACHINE
E-CELEB MACHINE
>E-CELEB MACHINE
E-CELEB MACHINE
>E-CELEB MACHINE
E-CELEB MACHINE
>E-CELEB MACHINE

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nice

The two aren't even comparable. An RPG is a genre of game. NPCs are just characters in games.

BALD
BALD LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY BALD

A fucking E-Celeb console? What the fuck?

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youtube.com/watch?v=X721WV9M-xQ

HOLY FUCK

HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF

NICE BUZZWORDS FAG BUT WHERE'S THE GAMES

It may be better that way

harmony

based

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flip it upside down, it's shit

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RISE UP
DIGITS

WHO FUCKING CARES THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEGA

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kill me

>google console
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

Is this the worst thing ever announced?

My fucking sides
I'd rather own an Ouya than this

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>BUZZWORDSBUZZWORDSBUZZWORDSBUZZWORDS
BUZZWORDSBUZZWORDSCONSUMEBUZZWORDS
BUZZWORDSBUZZWORDSBUZZWORDSBUZZWORDS

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Wow great stream so far. Nice vague business speak and nothing concrete at all.

holy shit milkers gimme gimme milkers mommy

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The guy responsible for the initial PS3 and Xbone is here

>assassins creed

it's already dead

>1080p
we going back bois

GAMING IS DEAD

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Impressive

SHOW GAMES YOU NIGGERS

>1080P
>60 fps
OH NONONONONONONONONONO

I think it's more like PSNow for PC games, or whatever other games Google decides to put on it. And you can play them on phones and tablets and toasters and shit. You probably have to use their controller to play

CONSOLES BTFO

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>Ubisoft
>advancement

0/10

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WHERE THE VIDEOGAMES

>game streaming again

jesus fucking christ it doesnt work

My man

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>Ubisoft
they keep diggind their grave

>Up to 1080p/60fps

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60 (SIXTY) FRAMES PER SECOND

In the cloud

Fuck Niggers and fuck white people

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Pretty sure Google's product development is entirely driven by buzzwords and a magic 8 ball.

>no pubes

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W H E R E A R E T H E G A M E S

>red sneakers

/pol/ was right yet again

MANLEY FRENCH

japan loves mobile shit they'll eat this up

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>Next to nothing of input lag
sure

EVERYONE WILL PLAY IN ONE PLACE
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
>EVERYONE WILL PLAY IN ONE PLACE
>WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
EVERYONE WILL PLAY IN ONE PLACE
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
EVERYONE WILL PLAY IN ONE PLACE
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
>EVERYONE WILL PLAY IN ONE PLACE
>WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
EVERYONE WILL PLAY IN ONE PLACE
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
EVERYONE WILL PLAY IN ONE PLACE
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
>EVERYONE WILL PLAY IN ONE PLACE
>WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
EVERYONE WILL PLAY IN ONE PLACE
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
EVERYONE WILL PLAY IN ONE PLACE
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
>EVERYONE WILL PLAY IN ONE PLACE
>WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
EVERYONE WILL PLAY IN ONE PLACE
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
EVERYONE WILL PLAY IN ONE PLACE
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
>EVERYONE WILL PLAY IN ONE PLACE
>WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
EVERYONE WILL PLAY IN ONE PLACE
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

UBISAUSAGE

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>No input lag

>Streaming is considered an achievement

top wew

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>streaming

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>next to nothing for input lag

TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES

Assassin's Creed is a good franchise.

>ubisoft
wew

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>ubisoft ass kissing
OH NO NO NO

>UBISHIT

where are the videogames

I always has back up .

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oh my fucking god

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It was definitely not 60fps.

LE FRENCHMAN

Lmao look at this baldy headed twat

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>Ubisoft
PANIC

>Ubisoft has always been at the forefront of the games industry

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UBISOFT HOLY SHIT

Google to replace Sony at E3?

YVES

>amplified by YouTube creators
THIS IS THE FUTURE ZOOMERS ASKED FOR

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YVES

>Ubisoft

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oh shit it's guillemot

>ubisoft
>Creativity
big yikes

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Good

There are SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE that do not have the internet to make this work lmao

Lmao that French Ubi fag

>GAME STREAMING SHIT
IN THE TRASH IT GOES

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>STREAMING
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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>the ubi
fuck off

Based. Link?

He is gonna say the O-word!

>UBISHIT

>high affelity graphics

Ubisoft

>UBISOFT

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>tfw tested Project Stream
im sorry guys

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my waifu is a god!

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>Ubisoft has always been at the forefront
Oh fuck off google

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JEWS EVERYWHERE!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S FUCKING SHIT

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Is this entire conference just begging people to stop using twitch and use youtube?

>incredible track record of success

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>UBISOFT

LMAOOOOO I THERE IS NO WAY I AM TOUCHING THIS WITH A 5,000 FOOT POLE

NOPE FUCKING NOPE NOPE NOPE

WHERE'S THE GAMES GEOFF

they're literally doing nothing, just standing there while she goes up and down

ITS

SO

BAD

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>All your games in one place
>say nigger
>ban forever

????

The manlet himself

> "up to 1080fps 60fps"
> internet spikes
> suddenly fps drops to 18

>poo in loo announces shit

>Dude gather around xD
>Like a stadium
Fucking terrible

OUYA 2 CONFIRMED
OUYA 2 CONFIRMED
OUYA 2 CONFIRMED
OUYA 2 CONFIRMED

Man they don't know how to do a conference do they? This is boring as shit

>Ubisoft
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Doesn't GeForce Now kinda work?

also

>UBISOFT

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>Ubisoft partnering with Google
This keeps getting better and better

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>UBSOFT
>FOREFRONT OF GAME DEVELOPMENT
>ASSCREED

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>it's a Ubisoft are the bad guys episode again
Fuck it i'm not proud of them

>Streaming
But why?

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don't make me say the A word

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Ubisoft is the second worst videogame company, only surpassed by EA.

Looks like shit. Just some dumb controller and no console. Runs off of chrome. awful

This presentation sucks.

Post lewd anime girls.

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>UBISOFT HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT THE FOREFRONT OF VIDEO GAME DEVELOPMENT

>Ubisoft
>Great track record

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>Ubisoft
IT JUST GETS BETTER

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*was

>ubisoft

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this thread is going so fast nobody will know i'm straight

Alphabet sounds a bit too ominous, they're going to do that when they have secured world domination.

>division shirt
GUYS.. GUYS

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>ACO
>Masterpiece

This thing is pure Reddit

So we all know this is DoA, right?

thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=58V7XDgIB2c
alternatively: youtube.com/watch?v=0j7LEEzjrso

>Montreal
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>Stadia
OH NO NO NO

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I LOVE MARISA KIRISAME

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this is really bad jesus
MASTERPIECE CREATION

where are the hwite gamers lol

why are they just thanking each other over and over

Games but with e-celeb degenerates and no games.

>Assassins creed nr 999999
>Ship game with his just assassins creed without assassins.
>Rainbow muted, stfu toxic gamer
>Forefront of gaming
AYYYYY

based

WHEN IS TODD
I DEMAND TODD

>Ass Creed Odyssey is a masterpiece.

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HE IS WEARING A POKEMON GO SHIRT

>AC Odyssey
>masterpiece

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>project stream
>to people who were able to join
They limited it to higher connection speeds, but okay.

>game streaming

it'll be dead within a year

>POOPISOFT
>ODYSSEY

AAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATHE

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youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8&list=RDqGyPuey-1Jw&index=3

>streaming platform

>Ubisoft are involved
Fml

>Ass Creed
>Chrome Browser
what a retard

>Ubisoft
Weren't they tanking?

sauce

yves a cute desu

sorry...

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What the fuck is this

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ubisoft

Better for oral

e-celeb discussion is now inherently video games

>Eve Geemoh
>But no Aisha Tyler

Booooo

Whats wrong with the right guys scrotum?

>quality
congratz, it will still take a billion years to buffer

ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
>ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
>ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
>ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
>ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
>ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
>ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
>ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
>ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE
>ITS OUYA BUT 10x WORSE

IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO PLAYER LMAO

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Guys, I dont know the difference between an rpg and a npc... ..

>first game on stadia was a massive flop
ahahahhahahahha

ASS CREED ODYSSEY IS A MASTER PIECE PEOPLE

>UBISOFT ALWAYS AT THE FOREFRONT OF PROGRESS

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FUCK THE SWITCH GOOGLE WON

Can I get a quick rundown on this sofar?
Just joined.

>streaming
>no input delay
TELL ME LIES

STREAMING GAMES IS THE FUTURE

>said nobody ever
>even if it works perfectly there is no way around input lag
>dead on arrival

>Asscreed O
>masterpiece

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>Someone invested his time on this
What a faggot

>implying

PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
>PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
>PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
>PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
>PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
>PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
>PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
>PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
>PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
>PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
>PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME
>PLAYING SEKIRO ON CHROME

>some of you already came in contact with Stadia thanks to asscreed

OH NOOOO

But what is Google Stevia?

noone wants her anyway

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THIS BETTER HAVE ORIGINAL SHIT
YOU CAN'T MAKE A CONSOLE BASED ENTIRELY ON GAME'S THAT ALREADY EXIST

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who is this shit FOR?

>Masterpiece creation
>ASSASS Creed

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Based and redpilled.

>AssCreed Odyssey
>Masterpiece

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>all these deleted posts
Wtf janny

Just give us a new rayman you fucks

I WANT TO KNOCK UP THAT TITPUSSY

Looks like a korean car badge

Watch the entire platform crash and burn and gets discontinued in 3 years.

He was right. God damn it, why didn't people listen?

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POST ''''THAT'''' WEBM!!

So its not even a console, its just an update to chrome that lets you stream shitty AAA western games


Wow

>MASTERPIECE CREATION ASSASSIN'S CREED ODYSSEY

OK THIS JUST BECAME COMEDY FUCKING GOLD

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IT'S A FUCKING STREAMING APP ON THE GOOGLE PLAY STORE

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FAGGOT

Another streaming service. Its literally nothing
Input lag and shit video quality is a bad experience

>It's fucking OnLive

I'M DYING

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Your wife is cute!

>collab with ubisoft
>launch title literally ass creed
>yfw

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Steam already does streaming from your PC to any TV or phone locally or even across the internet, what is the point of this?

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HERE IT CUMS

inb4
>something only for north america for at least 4 years

>google steals your logo
What do?

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>it's fucking OnLive again

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Gonna go fap mates, give me your best suggestions for obscure tags.

I'll start with one: naked_tabard

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POST YOUR GOD DAMN FACE WHEN
>FUCKING Yea Forums IS MORE VIDEO GAME RELATED THAN THIS EVENT

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>Make games for us for free
I knew it

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But how will it work for the fighting games that are designed around low input delay?

>AssAssCreed Odyssey
>Masterpiece

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Hideo is on it!

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>without any sacrifice to the quality or vision of the game director
bull fucking shit
It's a streaming service, the video quality is going to be compressed as hell compared to a real console or PC

>buzzword buzzword buzzword

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>Google STD

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That guy's still fucking squatting in the front

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Based Alicefag

PLAY NOW BUTTON
hahahahahahaahh

assassin's creed is fucking GARBAGE

here i go

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Microsoft is going to destroy this

>Asscreed

Stadia? More like Stad-yaawn

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING BUGMAN THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Can someone just post some fucking cunny please?

role-playing game
Non-playable/player character

>5 SECONDS
HOLY FUCK

wtf

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY IS THIS SO HOT

5 SECONDS
BULL FUCKING SHIT

a single game so far

I see you, hetero

:)

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IMAGINE

china's latest spyware

IMAGINE WATCHING GAMES

YOUTUBE IS GAMING NOW

WHOAAA

the only thing i want to unleash is my hot load over 2b's body bud

It's like Ouya with more ads!

>IMAGINE YOU ARE WATCHING VIDEO GAMES ON YOUTUBE, AND YOU FIND THE NEW ASSASSINS CREED TRAILER
What do you do user

But what about lag

>her

No developer said "I want to unleash my creativity with no limits."

Can SOMEONE tell me what are they talking about?

I've been watching for 30 mins and i can't tell what they making

well
well...

>60 fps
It's already better than other consoles.

>literally from watching a youtube video to playing a game

Finally, make these fucking zoomers actually play it

so many buzzwords

They're used to doing conferences about shit nobody cares about so they don't know how to be charismatic.

Claimed

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What am i seeing?

oh fuck..

POGGERS

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How did Odyssey play on Project Stream anyway? 10fps? Perfectly?

bullshit
no fucking way

NO DOWNLOAD
NO PATCH
NO UPDATE
NO GAMES

PLAY NOW IN YOUR BROWSER

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ok this is epic

HOLY SHIT

GOTY
O
T
Y

Will Chrome burn your CPU?

>immediate gaming
Welp, good luck console betas

F I V E
S E C O N D S

>streaming
>browser
Oh god this is gonna flop so hard

>everyone clapping at this shit
Gaming is over bros, the normies are going to buy this shit like hotcakes

>As quick as 5 seconds
Bullshit you fucking snake oil salesmen

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TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

WITH NO DOWNLOAD

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THIS ENTIRE ANNOUNCEMENT IS A FUCKING AD FOR A GAME RELEASED LAST YEAR

LMAO HOLY FUCK

>literally an app in a console
That's it?

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STOP KILLING VIDEOGAMES

ITS MAGIC

IT'LL DO EVERYTHING

yeah right fuck off you bald cunt

WILL IT HAVE


DEVIL


MAY


CRY
5

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YOU ARE A THING OF THE PAST BOOMER

>look up game on youtube
>play it instantly
hmm

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HandsUp

STEAM IS FINISHED
STEAM IS FINISHED
STEAM IS FINISHED
STEAM IS FINISHED
STEAM IS FINISHED

>YOU NOW OWN YOUR GAMES EVEN LESS THAN BEFORE

NNOONNONONONONON

MAKE IT STOP

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hype hits low bottom
what they were thinking

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PogChamp

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

STEAM BTFO

STEAM BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mASStierpiece

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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>what is input lag

I tested it too and it was garbage
Compressed as fuck

LIES
LIES
LIES
LIES
LIES

LIES
LIES
LIES
LIES
LIES

>It's just a fucking streaming service

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>already explaining how it ties in with their botnet ad network

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IF YOUR INTERNET IS THAT SLOW YOU COULDNT STREAM IT CUNT

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OHNONONONONO

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Is this for real?

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BUT WHAT IS CLOUD GAMING?

>>>>PLAYING GAMES IN BROWSERS
>>>>CONSOLE MOST LIKELY ONLY WORKS WHILE ONLINE

holy fuck this sticky is fast
also niggers tongue my anus

I should relisten to the entire lain soundtrack, it was really good.

>Nvidia had the same shit for almost 3 years

Imagine paying for this shit. Holy.

This is just funny to watch.

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Really well actually.

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actually pretty cool desu

>installing is hard

DUDE BUT STREAMING AND LAG AND INPUT LAG AND VIDEO ARTIFACTS ARE GOOD LOL

LMAOOOOO

Literally built for tommorow

>no download
>instant acces
>that mean if you say something about google or developers, say goodbye to your game
haha

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>streaming
oh no no no no here comes more subscription services

La abomination de las Norte Americano

LITERALLY KEKOLD STATION

fine_art_parody

Less time to think about getting a game!

IMPULSE BUY ALL GAMES

This could be fun for demos, like how you used to be able to play demo for Crysis 2 in your browser

>you still need INT_MAX RAM to be able to run chrome

Remember to play Skyrim on Stadia!

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i like the idea. sounds great for demos.

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close tab

Say what you want, but if I can click on "Play Now" from a Youtube video and play a 10 minute demo of a game I'm fucking sold on whatever they're doing.

THEY FUCKED IT UP
THE STREAM FUCKED UP

Remember when we joked about Sony exclusives being on Youtube?
Never make this kind of jokes again.

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No one cares, faggot

He means 5 seconds input delay.

>Instantly get into the game
That's actually kind of cool if they can pull it off. Though consoles kinda already do that in a way with suspension.

>download times are worse than input lag
jesus

THE YEAR OF LINUX GAMING

ITS COOL JUST PAY 200 DOLLARS FOR DECENT INTERNET IF YOU'RE AMERICAN

BASED GOOGLE
>BASED GOOGLE
BASED GOOGLE
>BASED GOOGLE
BASED GOOGLE
>BASED GOOGLE
BASED GOOGLE
>BASED GOOGLE

They're making a console/platform to attract children who don't actually play games but just watch videos of them.

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I'd tongue a nigger's anus

Lmao, stream just broke for me.

say goodbye to your mods

IT'S MAGIC GOY
IT'S JUST WORKS GOY

>ads

>now I can watch ads and play shit games at the same time

epic

stadia

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HINOKA IS MINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I love Haru!

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onlive with extra indian influence


streaming is a cancer on every media format it touches.

>this kills pc gaming and steam
thank you BASED google

GREAT STREAM GUYS

NOT A BOX

Their stream is fucked, just like how the games will be.

Wot in youtube video

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This is unironically the worst thing I've ever seen

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gliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCHgliTCH

INSTANT GRATIFICATION FOR YOU LAZY FUCKS
SUCK OUR COCKS

STADIA?? MORE LIKE GET LAIDA!!!!

we all know Todd is gonna appear on the stage any moment and announce TES 6

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Fuck Google and their information stealing, sharing and censorship tho

I would take 50 days of downloads over playing fucking games over streaming with input delay.

but i like waiting :(

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>NO CONSOLES TO LIMIT
Day one buy.

>stream takes a shit
this is straight out of a Silicon Valley episode

LOL

OHNONNONONONONONONONONO

THE STREAM

> look at chrome RAM usage
> now imagine chrome with games

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OH MY FUCK

GOING ON ABOUT STREAMING SERVICES AND THEY CAN'T EVEN STREAM THEIR OWN FUCKING VIDEO

Decently compared to a native 30fps, but pretty rough compared to native 60fps

>Can't even stream their presentation correctly

PainsChamp

Ahhhhhhh

NICE STREAM RETARDS

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Hey gamers, instead of spending $60 a year on games you do want you will now have to spend $120 on bullshit games you don't want, oh and you also have to continue to do this perpetually :)


Streaming is so fucking anti-consumer that it's unfathomable.

what the fuck

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>upgrading your PC
>in 2019
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Ummmmm

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>theres not even a console
ayy lmao

>SHOWING OFF STREAMING SERVICE
>STREAM SHITS ITSELF

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YOU CAN DO THIS INSTANT PLAY BULLSHIT WITH PHYSICAL RELEASES
YOU CAN DO THIS INSTANT PLAY BULLSHIT WITH PHYSICAL RELEASES
YOU CAN DO THIS INSTANT PLAY BULLSHIT WITH PHYSICAL RELEASES
YOU CAN DO THIS INSTANT PLAY BULLSHIT WITH PHYSICAL RELEASES
YOU CAN DO THIS INSTANT PLAY BULLSHIT WITH PHYSICAL RELEASES
YOU CAN DO THIS INSTANT PLAY BULLSHIT WITH PHYSICAL RELEASES

>supposed to trust google
>can't even stream the conference properly without it fucking up

They are obviously google employees.

>play hentai games with just one click

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i have sub 1mb/s, i cant even stream 1080 p
fuck you "accessible to everyone"

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STEAM BTFO

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LOL can't even stream their own event without it glitching out

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT

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Based.

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EVEN THE FUCKING YOUTUBE STREAM IS BREAKING

This is so fucking retarded
They actally think twitch watchers want to play the games when they are already playing the fake friends game

Also yeah wow I love not owning the game say goodbye to waiting for downloads how is that a good thing you retard I want to download the game so I can FUCKING OWN IT AND MOD IT

this all sounds too good to be true

CONSOLES BTFO

Fag

>Google internet is lagfree so we can stream games

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Has anybody said "the Netflix of gaming" yet?

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THIS IS REAL

STDia is NOT A BOX confirmed

T H I S I S R E A L

>No box
What the fuck is this shit?

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Someone stepped on the video cable kek

>it isn't a new console
>it is literally a streaming service

yeah this shit will be dead within the year

>you now HAVE to download more ram

fuck off she's mine

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Truly ironic.

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ONLIVE 2

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

HERE WE GO

AHAHAHAHAH THEY CAN'T EVEN STREAM THEIR KEYNOTE RIGHT

WHAT MAKES THEM THINK THEY CAN STREAM GAMESS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>think this'll work
>can't even stream a conference

i don't plan on stopping

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>playing ass creed in a phone

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Cocks are better for oral

>No box
>No console
>No games
It's fucking nothing

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no no no Googlebros...
They can't keep making fun of us

IS THERE ANYTHING GOOGLE ISN'T TRYING TO TAKE OVER?

IMAGINE NOT OWNING GAMES ANYMORE

>stream your gaems with no latency and perfect quality :^)))))))
>can't even make their stream work
Pathetic

no console. It's over bros

Wow, it's like I'm actually playing Stadia!

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>Browser gaming
We really have gone back in time

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Streaming sucks ass
Input lag is gay

Might be cool for demos

Unless they have a fucking server at 30feet from my house i don't see how this doesn't have half a second of latency

>Streaming platform
>can't get even their conference stream right

Did anyone else's video just have a weird visual glitch? God it so perfectly showed how streaming is terrible and made me laugh my ass off.

God, I wish that was me

Holy shit Hidimaris are so cute

They can't even make the video stream work correctly, but games will be fine.

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The future is now

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>streaming games as a service
>"games for everyone"
>ubishit
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WESTERN "GAMING"

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the curse of sega

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>browserfags

>google can't even stream a video right
>expect me to play videogames on this shit
lol

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Nintendo on suicide watch.

that input lag

>playing game on PC
>watching walkthrough on YouTube on phone
>CLICK HERE TO PLAY THIS GAME ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW
Literally the stupidest idea of all time Google

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SUGGESTING THIS SHIT

FOR

YEARS

AND IT NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER WORKS

>TACHYONS
TACHYONS
>TACHYONS
TACHYONS
>TACHYONS
TACHYONS
>TACHYONS
TACHYONS
>TACHYONS
TACHYONS
>TACHYONS
TACHYONS
>TACHYONS
TACHYONS

DIFFERENT HUCKSTER, SAME BULLSHIT

LEL
the release will be a shitfest

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LOL.

>NO LOADING
>INSTANT ACCESS

>20 fps

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>NO MODS
NO MODS
>NO MODS
NO MODS
>NO MODS
NO MODS
>NO MODS
NO MODS
>NO MODS
NO MODS
>NO MODS
NO MODS
>NO MODS
NO MODS
NO NO NO NO NO BROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

How can you try to kill games so hard

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>the game is running straight from our data center
Fuck no

I can download a 50 GB game in 10 minutes, I rather wait and play than have lag in any form.

This is amazing! Consoles and PCs are done!

It really is. Fuck the pale nigs always ruining the world out of greed

1 (ONE) GAME AVAILABLE

>the key difference between Stevia from other consoles is that it has a youtube clicking gimmick to jump into games

Can some of you zoomers explain to a boomer why this is exciting?

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wtf?

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OMG I CAN PLAY IT ON THE PHONE WHILE HOLDING MY ONIONS MILK

>that horrible input lag
lmao

>this is how the developer intended their game to be played

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Oh that's a lot of noticeable mouse input lag, even on their live demo.

>hey guys, check out our streaming games!
>Video stream stops working for 10 seconds
Hahahahahaha

what other streaming services are there besides PSNow?

PLEASE LAUGH

a single game

You still have to download it onto your PS4.
RDR 2 took two hours to DL and install.

Console are finished for real if this things works.

THERE'S NO WAY THIS WILL WORK ON ANYTHING LESS THAN TOP FIBER WIRE WHICH A FUCKTON OF PEOPLE DON'T HAVE

WTF DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
WOWOWOOWWOOWOW

Lol latency sucks hahah

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>Flawless

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Im seeing the input lag Google-san

>conduct demonstration
>visibly an entire second of input lag

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thats not 60fps
>thats not 60fps
thats not 60fps
>thats not 60fps
thats not 60fps
>thats not 60fps
thats not 60fps
>thats not 60fps
thats not 60fps
>thats not 60fps

>(((data centre)))

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This is it, gaming is dead. If this succeeds its over.

Kek

3rd worlders BTFO

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO REKT

LMAO PRERECORDED DEMO, MOVEMENT DIDN'T MATCH SCREEN

LMAO PRERECORDED DEMO MOVEMENT DIDN'T MATCH SCREEN


GOOGLE IS OVER

WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO ACKNOLWEGE SHITTY BITRATE

That's how we'll all play!

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CONSOLEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
GOODBYE NINTENDO
GOODBYE SONY
GOODBYE MICROSOFT

STREAMING IS THE FUTURE

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You could FUCKING SEE HOW MUCH INPUT LAG THERE WAS JESUS CHRIST

reminder that google is even more CHINKED than epic store

>NO LOSS IN QUALITY

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So it's just OnLive?

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There has to be input lag for this shit, right?

Wait, so i'm playing a streamed version on their servers? That's interesting honestly.

>press esc to exit full screen

Boy I can't see any problems with that

THE
LEAST
POWERFUL
PC THEY HAD

what a shit logo lmao

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jesus I can see the horrible latency from here

>let's go off keyboard
>player character still running
It's fucked! So we still don't have the technology for game streaming.

DID ANYONE SEE THAT INPUT LAG

>noticeable input lag even in the scripted presentation

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Uh... not really? Seems pretty nice.

>THAT INPUT LAG

>the amount of ram chrome already takes
>now this shit
WEW

>that input delat
WEEEEEEEEEEW

hahaahhahahahah kek

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EVEN THE STREAM AND GAME ARE STUTTERING AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

g-guys, this may be kind of sick actually ...

can anyone hit me with a reality check?

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Okay but wouldn't phones be as hot as the sun if you tried playing for a normal 1-2 hour session

THE REAL STEAM KILLER IS HERE

NO LOSS IN QUALITY
DIRECTLY FROM THE DATA CENTER TO YOU

>Phone

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I don't know what else to use

>the least quality pc we could find
yeah right

k good to know i wan't the only one to see that

No, bros. How can meme game companies like Nintendo, Microsoft and Sony compete with an ACTUAL Tech Company?

Can someone post link on that mac laptop?

Koakuma kunny

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>that clear lag between letting go to the laptop and the character movement stoping

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>can't even stream a presentation
>expects streaming video games to millions of people will go flawlessly
How fucking embarrassing.

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I bet I can find an even cheaper PC if I look.

YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THE INPUT DELAY

how is this possible?

YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING INPUT LAG ON THE STREAM LMAAAO

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Why aren't they even talking about the input lag?

can't wait to play with 1s of input lag lmao

WTF BROS PIRACY IS DEAD BROS.....

>takes hand away from keyboard
>character keeps on running for a full 2 seconds before stopping
truly the future of gaming
a dystopian future

STEAM ALREADY ANNOUNCED STREAMING YOUR GAME ON EVERY DEVICE OVER THE INTERNET FROM A STEAM PC

THIS THING SUCKS
YOU HAVE TO PAY MONEY

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>THAT FUCKING INPUT LAG
HOLY SHIT

>people are enjoy this
WTF, tell me this is not real bros

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Great if you have a 600 mbps connection

you can literally see the input lag

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>dualshock analog placement

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Rip pirate

>that input lag
DOA

This all sounds too good to be true.

I don't think it'll work as well as he says it will.

I can't wait until this fails like every other google project except for the search engine itself.

>You can stream AAA games at 60 fps!
>Can't even stream their own fucking conference

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I CALL BULLSHIT HOW THAT CONTROLLER PAIR TO TV AND TABLET

Isn't microsoft making something similar to this shit

Not gonna lie, if they could pull it off on any PC and mobile phone, it could give other PC digital distributors a run for their money, especially since the user doesnt need to purchase a GPU or gaming laptop.

looks like they're having problems streaming

>Google Server right now.
No thanks

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>different locations entirely

SEAMLESS

would you guys give more of a shit if they weren't showing all of this off on JUST assassins creed odyssey? who the fuck decided to run an entire project based on a game no one gives a shit about

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why does he keep saying same quality when project stream proved the graphics looked much worse