What games let me have a healthy,caring relationship with lonely cakes?

I'm actually going out with a cake but I'm only a year younger so it feels normal I guess.

cake do not exist irl

They don't look nearly as mature IRL as they do in 2D.
Anime and Manga seem to think everything after 17 is mommy-tier.

nigger you what.

post one

The hell is a cake, a G/MILF?

Persona 5.

piromizu is a god

>everything after 17 is mommy-tier.
they're right

I love Kaede.

That's literally what christmas cake means

A unmarried (possibly virgin) lady over the age of 25. The saying comes from the fact that nobody wants a Christmas cake after the 25th. I.e a woman over 25 is undesirable

It's a Japanese thing

The idea comes from the concept that if you're over the age of 25 and unclaimed there must be something wrong with you, so people know to steer clear.
It's not an exclusively Japanese thing but it's more pronounced in their culture than ours. Generally in the west people don't get married at young ages anymore, but if you're single into your late 20s you'll probably stay that way.

having a relationship with a cake or thinking a cake can be lonely is the exact opposite of healthy

Ive red about that one user who got into a relationship in his 30s after being single for more than 10 years
this gives me hope

Age doesn't mean SHIT until you actually start physically deteriorating.

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*bap*

Well, thinking a woman in general can be lonely is unhealthy.

I'm hopeful too, honestly. I'm 29 and I've never been in a relationship.

>woman
what does that have to do with a cake?

Why not just cast it all aside and become a wizard? You're not far off and neither am I.

lvl 2 conjurer (as in 32yo) here, what class are you thinking of picking? My cabal could use a new illusionist

Shop this into a monster can. I need it

What do you guys think about the movie 40 year old virgin though? Is it just a falsified hope shown by Hollywood?

Necromancer, because I'm dead inside and so are all my friends.

I want to pledge my love to a succubus. I can't help myself.

I don't know. There's no reason the guy in 40 year old virgin should have been a virgin. He was by all accounts successful and independent, and it's not like he was unattractive. All he needed was to meet women and it magically happened.
My life is much, much messier than that.

>hope
You aren’t supposed to feel good about that character. You’re supposed to laugh at him in basically the same way one would a vaudeville act where the character is basically retarded.
If you want a movie like you’re thinking about, watch “A Dogs Purpose”

i was 28 when i met my wife who was also my first serious relationship

>game
>relationship
>healthy
lawl

>All the new Idolmaster games are too casualized to allow you to actually get intimate with the girls and instead just do nothing but constantly hint at feelings that can never be reciprocated
Why can't Namco go the extra mile again and start dicking people down

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Are you saying they're a LIE?

LMAOOOOOOO GAMER JOKE GAMER JOKE GAMER JOKE

FOR

THE

WIIIIIIIIIIIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>tfw lost my chance to kiss a 39 year old milf because i was afraid what my famiy would think about it
it would be my first kiss too

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I'd call you cringe, but it's been a while since I've seen that joke, so you're okay in my book

Now THIS is cringe

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Because then you'll be happy and satisfied. And that's no good.