SOMETHING IS HAPPENING

What is this retarded music?

Google™
Formerly the Internet

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY WAAAAAY

sounds like a Macy Grey instrumental

>cowboy stuff
Rdr2 on google confirmed

>All these western icons showing up

RDR2 CONFIRMED

tldr; OUYA 2.0

GET THE STICKY

You mean the HAAAAAAAY music or the current one playing?

>Skyrim, Civ 6, RDR2
Wow, another multiplat box

the haaay one.

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Resident Evil VII

yikes

GOOGLE WON

BAZINGA

>NO Chat

Its going to be fucking bad

>it's late
What do I do, bros?

It wouldn't be a real console without a Skyrim port.

>google get RDR2 before PC
THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR

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I'm not even surprised.

Streamcast

potion seller rpg?

T A C H Y O N S

...

uwot

TORTANIC 2.0

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IT'S STARTING

SSHHHH

>Arrow through the knee
Dont you like OLD MEEEEEEMES?

STARTING

fuck off moe

That's one short shin

Those aren't mobile graphics wtf

STARTING NOW

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this conference feels soulless

POO

POO

The CEO of google is a poo in loo?

POO

IN

Kek

>starts texting and loudly eating popcorn

THANK YOU FOR JOINING GOOD SIR
ME SELL YOU CHINK CRAP GOOD SIR
THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY

yikes

FIFER

LOO

>CEO IS A FIFAFAG
CEO IS A FIFAFAG
>CEO IS A FIFAFAG
CEO IS A FIFAFAG

>poo in loo
>only plays fifa

That's such a shitty stage.

Oh good, "I'm not a good gamer... but I'm going to make a console."

>FIFA
Dead on arrival.

GOOGLE CONSOLE IS GOING TO BE A TOILET SOMEONE SHOP IT

Lol

2 scoops of poo in every console

FIFA 19, fuck Google won

>Google CEO confirmed not only a pajeet but also a total pleb in taste in videogames.

>google's CEO plays FIFA
Abandon all hope

>I don't play many video games
We are off to a smashing start.

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FIFA 19 AND DINOSAUR GAME FOR GOOGLE YETI CONFIRMED

>I'm not a gaymer akshually, but I do play some Fifa 19 lol, also we have the Dino Game, the most played game in the world, lol, how funny are we, amirite?

>says he's not a big gamer twice
Uh oh, boys.

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Fuck you T-Series

HE DOESN'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GAMES LMAO

Couldn’t even get somebody that speaks fucking English

AI BOTNET HERE WE GO

>Googlers

>Googlers
I've never herd that term before.

this is going to be shit.

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SKYNET IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN

DUDE SKYNET XD

Buy our shitbox to help train our AI's that are going to replace your job!

Google maps game.

THEY WANT US TO PLAY GAMES SO THEY CAN FEED THEIR AI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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this is a real gamer, Google. take notes.

oh shit the other one got stickied
this is the new comfy thread?

is it really THIS hard to learn speaking english correctly?

DESIGNATED

I NO PLAY GAME BUT GAME MAKE ME LOTS OF MONE

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FIFA is so immersive lmao

Gaming helps us do stuff not related to gaming. Cool beans but fuck off

I recognize this guy and accent. Im 100% sure he started his career as a Belkin support agent. I remember him he fixed my router in 2009. Thanks Google!

>gaming is about networking power

NO FAGGOT

>high figelity gaphixs

>google head is indian oh nonono
google head is indian oh nonono
>google head is indian oh nonono
google head is indian oh nonono
>google head is indian oh nonono
google head is indian oh nonono
>google head is indian oh nonono

Nerd

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STICKY

MORE PLS

STREAMING GAMES

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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You are going to buy The Elders Scrolls V: Skyrim® for the Google gaming station, right user?

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>your life is more worthless than an indian's oh nonono

Does he ever played video games before?

>Streaming
Why, I sincerely thought they were going for a Game Pass like subscription

Who

How is this poo in the loo the ceo of google? Screams diversity hire

Poo in the loos are tech giants you /pol/ retard. Whites haven't been relivant in the tech industry in a long time.

Ai Shinokzaki

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>game platform for everyone
you mean a cell phone?

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>OnLive 2: Electric Boogaloo
Wow it's fucking nothing

all silicon valley CEO's used to be white, now they're all pajeet. i love diversity!
>please select all parking meters

Yeah, because indians were never good in the tech department

Is this the comfy no spam thread?

Jesus Christ she's perfect.

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They aren’t.

lmao its that song from the fart movie

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A FUCKING POOO

FEMALE GAMERS

What's with the e-celebs?

PURE FUCKING CRINGE

lol

Jinx was in the google reveal lmao.

>Stadia
Kek dumb name

>stadia

Posting pictures of children is illegal here. At least that looks like a kid, you fucking child molester.

Who's ready for Google+ 2.0: You Don't Own Your Games But Thanks For Training Our AI edition?

Stadia. More like AIDS.

STADIA

>Stadia
Sounds like a streaming platform alright

>game gurls
>faggots
>streamers
Why im not surprided?

DEEP GAME KNOWLEDGE

Horrible name.

nearly as bad as watching E3

>Poo in the loo attempts """humor"""

>great gamer

This is the most cringy normie garbage I've ever seen. I love it

This sounds like that shadow PC. That lets you stream PC games from anywhere.

>PHIL HARRISON

Agreed

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You can't spell Stadia withous Aids after all.

>RPG
>NOT
>NPC

huuuuuh where is pewdiepie, google?

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>amplified by youtube creators

>2B+
Imagine that ass

>Watching games
Cringe

Probably too busy playing Spyro 3

>He knows the difference between RPG and NPC

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>Youtube “creators”

NO BROS NO
I DON'T WANT TO DIE AGAIN
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME
WHY DID YOU GIVE ME HOPE
I HAD MADE PEACE WITH MYSELF
I HATE YOU ALL

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>The soiboi youtuber influencer box
>Muh data center
What a shitshow

WHERE'S VIRTUA FIGHTER 6 YOU FAGGOTS

So wtf is this shit even?
A launcher? A streaming service? Just a license?

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If Google puts their own console on the market, does that mean they (Google) will block/restrict you, as the user, certain sites that talk about other consoles?

isnt this guy from xbox?

>ubisoft
>creativity

>a fucking e-celeb console

OH NO NO NO NO

>streaming games
>watching other people play games
So it's OnLive?

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO PIRATE STREAMED GAMES?

>ubisoft
ew

>UBISOFT HAS A PAST TRACK OF CRATIVITY

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>*lick*
>mmmmm ubi balls mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Omg they have AssCreed! ASSCREED! Day one buy!

(((guillemot)))

Google will acquire Ubisoft. Give it max 2 years.

ONE GAME

>assassin creed odyssey
>master piece

>And now, a demo of our streaming service, played by none other than Pewdiepie!
>NIGGERS

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Do they already blacklist you for using Apple products, other browsers, other search engines, and so on?

Just got here, can I get the quick rundown on what exactly this shit is?

>You told us you wanted to unleash your creativity
I SAID NO SUCH THING

IMAGINE YOU'RE WATCHING GAMES ON YOUTUBE

How much should we bet that "everyone" actually means "only people who live in big cities with a good net infrastructure"?

this is embarrassing. goodbye lads

if its true rdr2 is coming to this does it imply a pc version is coming?

>We want the ADHD audience

Streaming service, launches from YouTube on a Chrome browser.
Most likely requires to pay a subscription

now replace this with loading

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Onlive 2

I'm Canadian so my Internet is shit. Guess I'll skip on this.

is it glitching out for yall?

Whoa the fuck

>make a streambox
>stream fucks up while announcing it
GG Google

We don't even know ourselves, but we DO know it's a colossal shitshow.

>Talk about your stream quality
>Your stream fucks up
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MAGICAL

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The Google data center is your console :)

Cool, I wonder if game streaming will work just like this

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Looks like it has 300ms delay

The cake is a lie

>Regardless of hardware
Yeah but what about the INTERNET CONNECTION?

Holy shit I can see the input delay when he looks around using the mouse. Ass.

Did they really think this was a good idea that consumers would enjoy

>playing games on yout tablet
Why.

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>you can play current gen games on a phone
How the fuck does that work?

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Googles internet is Lagging.
I can already imagine mines

When will these fucking idiots realize that streaming will NEVER be the future of video games?

onions boy the console

>buy cheapest possible PC
>run game at max settings
>no downloads
This kills the mustard and his $2000 rig

Why does Google and most companies not understand that no person wants to stream games because you barely even own the game
Atleast when buying digitally it actually installs to your hard drive

>chrome

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ssshhh don't think about that

>How the fuck does that work?
very poorly

>A consoleless console
Google won.

>Hope you have a Google Fiber connection so you can play Stadia games on your Google Chrome Browser!

>You want to own your games? What are you a fucking loser lmao? Stream from our “data centers” instead!

Looks like Switch Pro Gamepad with PS4's triggers.

It's streaming, keep up

ummmm sweaty everyone already has fiber optics with 5gbit connections

SYMMETRICAL MOTHERFUCKERS

Thought the exact same thing.
Hilarious.

Stream*
ftfy

the irony makes the death of consoles almost worth it

>Stadia controller is the Switch Controller Pro

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That controller looks fucking retarded. Fuck that controller that probably needs batteries every 10 minutes

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>Wifi connection controller to play streamed games
Say hello to input lags

Seething third worlders
Did you try living in a country with proper internet?

shame the highest possible performance is not good enough when it comes to streaming

No but according to Xboners, streaming will kill the PS4 and Sony

>streaming video games attempt #35
amazin'

us gamers haha

>Streaming console/service
>In a world where data caps and shit internet still exists

I hope Google is not expecting wide adoption

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>Konami code
Dropped

garbage

PS Now was pretty good for slower RPGs, this might be cool depending on how much it costs

Another spying device, come on.

The future of gaming

Was that the Konami code?

That's not the answer to my question, user.

>Nintendo Hotline built right into the controller
This is it lads, my dream career is calling

IT'S FUCKING SHIT

I am a Google Gamer!

DESIGNATED

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The Google botnet is now a game console. Hilarious.

>Gaming for EVERYONE (except for people who have shit internet)

Console fags already play games with horrendous TV inputs lags that are way more than my roundtrip time to google

>playing with wifi controller with wifi streamed game
>lag is unplayable
>die
>have heated gaming moment
>Google hears
>get banned, money stolen

AHAHAHAHAH

>In a world where data caps and shit internet still exists
This is designed for 1st world countries

This is the beginning of a new dark age.

move out from the us; there's no data caps where i am

This, would unironically sub to google if the selection is good, but absolutely fuck playing fast paced games on this trash.

The answer is obviously no

you could have no data caps and the best internet in the world, the latency is still unaceptable to play that way

it's even annoying on turn based games because still feel that fucking lag in the menus

even local streaming with no internet is garbage from the overhead alone

up, down, up down, L1, L2, L1, R2, select, start

STREAMING

Was that a fucking microphone in the controller? Fuck right off.

EIGHT KAY

>falling for a game STREAMING service
OH NO NO NO
EVERYONE LAUGH AT GOOGLE LMAO
ENJOY YOUR INPUT LAG

they won

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You cucks honestly thought that google would kill Nintendo, Xbox (Microsoft), or Playstation (Sony)? fucking delusional.

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Should have been a retro games streaming service.

why can't these niggers expand google fiber or automatic driving already jesus fucking christ

>streaming 8k games at 120 fps
who has internet for this? my family is all streaming their own shows and playing games online like

...and I still have consoles and PC connected to my 720p TV.
Just fucking kill me.

>those automated npc cheers

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No but I expect those companies to try and copy some of the shitty practices google is bringing to the table with this streambox.

Just like the OUYA, right? This is a fucking riot and it's hilarious hours out of touch these morons are.

THE BOTNET IS YOUR PLATFORM

Even the US doesn't count then. ISP monopolies are no fun.

"... support resolutions up to 4K at 60 fps"

>see numbers
>clap

Audience.exe

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>4k 60fps streaming
>Complaining about possible minor input lag
Unless its massively noticable, this is clearly the future. Sorry, memer, but its true. That is, if what they claim is legit. Even if it is, it won't work for most people who have trash internet.

AMD WON

Amazing, I woke up an hour and a half ago and I feel like going back to bed after this.

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>data caps/ shit internet
Stop living in a third world country them faggot

>over 10k likes
Google bots are workin'.

>MOM, GET OFF THE INTERNET I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY GAMES
We back to dial-up boys

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You compare some million dollar startup to a corporate giant in tech?

owned

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whoa, sick burn

>here are the specs for something you won’t own

We can only hope it's an Ouya tier failure, I really, really do not want streaming to become an option developers actually seriously consider.

I want them to fight and kill eachover.
And desu thats one of the best google presentations yet, considering all the shit they've done with youtube.

10.7TFLOPS
mustards and consoIefags on suicide watch

PS4 BTFO

AYYYmd though.

LINUX WON

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>Little bro trying to play in games
>Start a torrent to fuck him over
Honestly can't wait.

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>to poor to afford internet

>Dude 10.7 TERAFLOPS
>"No console"

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lot of early support

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What does this mean exactly? Faster streaming process?

I'm not sure if they're extremely overselling it, or that their system actually works.
This feels like something that shouldn't be possible for at least another 20 years.

>most people don't have 4k capable screens
>most people don't have 4k 60fps stream capable internet connections
>ISPs too busy hoarding shekels to upgrade their infrastructure
>the future

just get google fiber bro

I can't watch the stream, but been reading cliffnotes (at work). Is it streaming the games like PS Now or what? I genuinely don't get it

DOOT

Came in late, what did I miss?

I've been hearing about a streaming console and I'm immediately turned off.

TeraFLOPS is right, yikes

>My pc from last year 110 gpu terraflops
Kek

>bunch of nobodies

Better graphics

>Doom Eternal now a Stadia exclusive

This is starting to look legit. I'm starting to get scared.

>ID

>yyyd

fucking faggot

You're a female aren't you?

Doom?

No, that's just the specs available for the streaming instance.
Still,

It's PS Now on more platforms

>what did I miss
botnet controller
that's it

What's the point of advertising this when they started off by showing that you can run games on anything by streaming?

>support by those who support literally everybody
How unique!

Literally whos

4k 120 doom 2 incoming

When both produce the same laughable product, then YES. And a tech giant doing it is even funnier.

Too bad, it's going to be the next major console and will force both MS and Sony to copy them. Prepare youselves for the PlayStream Now and XBox One Stream.

>mfw always thought ID was pronounced as "EYE-DEE"

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DOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>Doomy Ternal

>doom
>demanding

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>possible minor input lag
You could literally see the input lag on their demonstration. Good luck getting lower input lag than what google could get on their demonstration

But ID is pronounced i dee

Dumb fuck. If this is the future, that big $1000 PC will be replaced by a cheaper one with a more expensive, bigger monitor. The focus right now is graphical powerhouse, if streaming becomes the norm and on par, you'll invest more into the screen.
>Old boomer ISPs like Comcast
>Relivant
>Implying they are not going to be out of business in 10 years, they are already struggling and getting replaced by dedicated internet companies like google
Dumb fuck.

>months ago, ISPs were fighting over rising prices and locking the internet because 4k streaming is becoming too expensive for them
>google actually believes they are going to stream 8k 120fps and ISPs aren't going to do shit about it

Call me a boomer but I'll never accept streaming games.

4k 240fps doom was a thing years ago
Try to keepp up

so is this literally backseat gaming with low latency

To show investors that they have bigger numbers than the others. Bigger is better.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Id,_ego_and_super-ego

TWO GAMES

>Onlive 2.0
Wow its literally nothing

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How bout you put your money where you mouth is an short GOOGL

>input lag
>no 240 hz
>compression

heh ill stick my muh pc

>"Thank you Google for paying us some development money since Bethesda trashed all its money on Fallout 76. We're happy to whore ourselves out."

its lowercase, id

Take your anxiety meds

I'll gladly keep updating my rig and pirating games before I pay Google a subscription fee to play games with a PRESS CONSENT TO START THE GAME title screen.

What's the point of high fidelity rendering when you're gonna have to compress it for streaming anyway

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that music tho

>You could literally see the input lag on their demonstration

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What is so bad about streaming games? If the subscription's affordable and I have literally hundreds, if not thousands of games to choose from, would it not be a real value?

yes, i agree

>distributed realtime physics sims
okay that is actually neat af

who planning to become /Stadia-masterrace/ here?

This shit is to lure people into getting gogle fiber's most expensive plan.

Where's the latency details

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How Microsoft is dead at the meme? Microsoft is the only one capable of beating Jewgle streaming cloud shit. Not only capable, but Microsft and its Xbox will save console and videogame industry for ever. Sony and Nintendo are the ones who will be let behind.

REEEEEEEEEEE

That's whats wrong.

ok, this is epic

Input lag
Streaming compression

>predictable low latency
>MOM, I TOLD YOU, GET OFF THE INTERNET JFC I CAN'T PLAY MY GAMES

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If it's a flat monthly rate with a decent library I might actually consider it

Third worlders are mad because their garbage internet wont support it
It's always the poorfags who are bitching the most, makes you wonder why they even care about modern games

"no cheating"
"no hacking"
ok i believe you

Maybe you should put your money where your mouth is instead of in your anus where nobody can understand what you're saying.

>8k 60fps streaming without lag

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The fucking input lag

>and yes, no cheating, no hacking (waits 10 seconds for applause)
yikes

I can't believe we live in an age where cross-platform play is thought of as a selling point.

winning

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Vidya is dead my dudes.

>Fortnite with 1000s of players
Okay

Literally talking about it now, pay attention retard. Latency is an issue because of how trash like online worked, googles streaming doesn't work the same way.

CROSS-PLATFORM PLAYING

>cross-platform online multiplayer games
So you won't only get lag from multiplayer, you will now get lag from the streaming.
JFC, this isn't good

yikes
rip PS4

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What is this bitch wearing

100mbits internet here
i dont have to deal with data caps either; stay mad

>battle royal with thousand of players
Whoo, the future is so exciting.

I'm confused. Are they releasing a new GPU? Is this a paid service?

about time a waifu showed up

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>"no hacking"
What are cheaters going to 'hack' user? The video stream? Retard.

Wow, this person clearly doesn't scream "LOOK AT ME I'M A MINORITY, I'M SO SPECIAL!" at all.

>comcast
>going out of business

You're fucking retarded.

I'm gonna go jack off
@me when something important happens

ASIAN MILKIES

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You expect these greedy ISPs to not be scrooges and play nice? Good fucking luck

paid subscriptions game streaming servers.
Also new "cool" controller i guess

>no cheating
>make an auto aim bot that looks at the stream feed and aims at specific colors and shapes

they made a custom gpu to use .. in their data centers and stream games to you

󠛡

>Blockbuster wil never go out of business!

AAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME AN ASIAN R&D LEAD GF

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SPLIT SCREEN

NOW WITH INPUT DELAY

>Cross-platform play

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I know these are demos but these games look like shit lol

>That lag
You can't make this shit up

>Bringing back Split Screen
Based

Yeah I hate minorities too

I don't have friends so this couch co-op doesn't affect me

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kek

No Downloading, its gonna be dead in a week.

>can see your teams POV
That's actually cool as fuck

This shit's all well and good, Google.
But how much is it gonna cost.

Video games becoming ephemeral

COUCH MULTIPLAYER SPLIT SCREEN

GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON GOOGLE WON

Different businesses retard

Still. They're just tests.

The Wii U was splitscreen haven and nobody cared.

>Only available in 11 cities in the entire US. Expansion was discontinued due to other ISPs

T-t-thanks google. It will get here one day, I just know it. You'll get my gaming data someday.

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The demos look choppy to me, anyone else?

This is the ideal female body type. Literally perfect.

Can Google keep this under $20.00 per month?

Won a trip to the dumpster, free of charge

STOP MEMEING YOU IDIOTS GOOGLE JUST INVENTED MULTIPLAYER!!!

GET HYPE!!

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Calm down, shill.

jesus. what a bunch of fucking normalfags

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those are shit though, not better than just gitting gud

Yes she doesn't.
Only a retard who can't stop thinking about that stuff would think that.

I hate peacocks. Anyone is welcomed, as long as they don't showcase pride like they're the smartest kid on the block.

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>TEQUILA WORKS

not on me when it comes to this broad

yikes

>he doesn't know

the wall was not gentle to this bitch

can't tell if sexy or not

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The Switch is split screen heaven rn

Also the controller sucks but it looks like you can use your own so who cares

Ah shit she's french.

No, it looked choppy to me too.

Is the google couch included in the offer?

mumy

OId business that no longer has a place in a post-internet world. Comcast and other companies like it hinge on TV (Dead), Cable (Dead) Landline phones (Dead) and the internet (Replaced by dedicated companies like Google).

They're using machine learning to make fine tuning code quicker? I dunno about this.

10 bucks per game per month

Whoa filters dude

what is this tequila lady even saying

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IS THAT FUCKING VOXELIZED?!

Some people legitimately have different cultures and styles of fashion from you. This bothers you so much?

gg artists better start looking for a "real" job. The robot's got it now.

I do like the multiplayer aspect

>"split screen"
>posts a pic of two different screens on a meme console no one bothered to buy

I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW PACMAN!

>On Live 3.0

Can't wait for another failure. I take it Google scooped up some startup trying to do gaming as a service and now they are running with it until it burns.

lmao

omg it looks like pac-man

That is fucking neat.

Who the fuck knows.

>some people in this thread UNIRONICALLY want the future of video game development to have the same business model as YouTubers

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Lol shaders

They're giving filters a new, cool name. Kek
>Style transfer

>filters
What's the point lmao?

>THIS COULD REALLY TAINT EVERYTHING

What did she mean by this?

>real-time video style transfer on interactive content

also very cool

i know Yea Forums's ree'ing, but the technical stuff is actually very cool for developers

so
where are the games

Sneed style demo when?

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>Splitscreen
>The screens are split
WOOOW

FILTERS
MULTIPLAYER

Is there NOTHING Google won't invent?

It bothers me them thinking anyone is superior to any other for petty reasons. Not everything has to be a competition.

but they let doom in!

Are you 10 years old? Do you know what stocks are?

i hope, the memes were great.

Oi

this is your aussie bear daddy for tonight

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>hit play to play a game
>30 second ad
>play game for 15 minutes
>game pauses and a 1 minute ad starts playing

>another white male

ugh

Yeah, that part was spot on, but I'm still not convinced. I don't have a good internet conection, why would my internet be good enough for 1080p 60fps video game streaming?

>

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>real time
they never said that.

>Dylan Cuthbert
That's a name I haven't heard in ages.

It's a gimmick. This changes absolutely nothing and you could do it with a lot of games already.

>Game State
It's literally screenshots.

This is the future of social games such as mmos, VRchat and Second Life. Nothing more.

>The delegates, donald.

>MORE SOCIAL EXPERIENCE WITH YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBE INFLUENCERS!

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Dont worry, nothing will work well.

Those are all the backend developers that make the AAA experiences happen you single cell fuck.

HE'S FAT

So this is like save states but you can send them to literally anyone?

You are literally retarded.

>save states

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it's funny to me that they keep saying "players" instead of "gamers"

They said doom eternal will be avaible on this shit running 60fps 4k

not even gonna lie, this shit sounds cool.

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I think this will actually be good for the
Yall got 2k? Crowd. The most casual gamers. Nobody who takes it seriously will want to stream in any game that isn't turn based / slow. I wonder how this affects the rest of the console market.

He's obviously a brit you poofta.

Who the fuck cares about "features" and shit, WHERE ARE THE FUCKING GAMES

Sorry pal, I'm not here for stocks. I'm here for video games, and I sure don't see any here!

>Linking saves
Anyone got a url link for last Souls boss? Can't beat it tbqh

You're the one assuming it's a competition. You pretty transparently have an inferiority complex user

This isn't that bad actually.

GOOGLE INVENTED SAVE STATES

SUCK IT EVERY EMULATOR THAT HAS EVER EXISTED

god I want her to step on my dick with those boots and call me a pathetic failure of a man

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Save states you stupid nigger

>youtube gaming

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Perfect for those "games" known as movies

ok but where are the games
this stuff won't catch on with no games

Ah yes, he looks like a gamer.

A. Wyatt mann

Kek

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>Head of Gaming at Jewtube
Fucking kek

Is this a massive Jewtube ad?

OH SHIT IT'S ZOOMER GUY

splitscreen is a singular word, you fucking autist.

have sex

so it plays phone games? Just tuned in can someone fill me in

you act like that havent happened already.

Players are cool, young, hip and good spenders. Gamers are toxic alt-right incel children.

Fuckin kek. Meme come to life

PLAYERS ASCEND!
This message brought to you by Crackgroup.

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Imagine streaming with this piece of shit.

It's literally dead alredy

>Can I get a save state past the tutorial boss, I just want to play the game!

literally who

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>MatPat in the banner

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU-

>this wall of white numales

I'm wondering if they'll allow you to play for free through these links, unless it's a subscription service. For 5-10 minutes and you can actually experience the game from where you were watching from where you were watching.
Imagine watching E3 this year and developers going "Okay, click here and try it out."

Playerchads get laid constantly

Virgingamers masturbate eternally

Thought he looked familiar.

which one are you, user?

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where is their largest content creator on that picture?

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this is a developers focused talk.

i'm not sure they're actually trying to sell this to consumers yet.

i'm not even sure this is netflix-for-games

this might just be a pitch for a cloud-console.
where you still pay $60 for a game but instead of downloading the game you stream it.

best post in this thread

This isn't anything actually

it was OUR TURN

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WHERES PEWDS

>No Markiplier
Are you fucking kidding me?

No lie, I watch a lot of gaming on youtube and couldn't name a single one of these fucks.

Actually kind of neat. I wish it wasn't a Youtube thing.

>Imagine watching E3 this year and developers going "Okay, click here and try it out."
this is exactly what I was thinking. sadly, I think a sub will be required for even demos.

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>matpat
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh crap this is gonna make a shit ton of Fortnite money.

You know which.

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I only recognize IT'S JUST A GAME THEORY guy from that pic and only because his smug face got spammed here

>MATPAT ON STAGE

HEY GAME THEORISTS

>MatPat
D R O P P E D

literally who

>MatPat

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no this cuck yikes

FUCKING MATPAT

WOAH HEY THANKS RYAN DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY PRESENTATION

>matpat
Literally who?

it streams any game to any device with an extremely highspeed internet connection

>That literal 60 years old boomer smiling and clapping for MatPat
Faked as fuck

OOHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO

In theory, it sounds great but unless you have great 10/10 internet, who knows how well it actually works.

>matpat
come the fuck on, google

>matpat
*closes stream*

jesus christ

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FUCKING MATPAT

>mat
>creator

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>join streamers game
>grief the fuck out of the game to the horror of all the viewers

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Oh no

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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HAHAHAHAHA

BUT HEY

THTS JUST A THEORY

A GAY THEORY

>Game theorist
>MattPatt
>YouTube Gaming
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SELL OUT SELL OUT SELL OUT SELL OUT SELL OUT SELL OUT SELL OUT SELL OUT SELL OUT SELL OUT SELL OUT SELL OUT SELL OUT

BUT HEY

As long as the Google console doesn't go full SJW ass kissing mode like SOnY did this Gen, I will have hope for it.

>all those color haired harpies and soýboys
>youtube dude looks like zoomer

I don't wanna be part of this.

what a punchable faggot

Beats me, ask the zoomers.

>this fucko is going to end his speech with "but that's just a theory"
Fucking calling it

So this is what he actually looks like? Jesus christ, what a fag.

BUT THAAATS JUUUUST A THHHHEEEOOORRRY. A GAAAAAAAAAME THEEEEEOOOOOORRRRRRY

the future of streamsniping

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Wait does Matpat have a lisp?
How have I noticed this

>but hey!

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IT'S JUST A THEORY

Why are they ignoring Pewdiepie

Don't you mean Game Terrorists?
BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY!

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>Less than 5 seconds and he already brings up theorists

He really likes to stroke his ego.

Fucking MatPat, shit "console", shit company.

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>streamer bodying a bunch of trashcans in SF
>talkin' mad shit
>press 'join lobby' button
>melt that nigger in front of his audience while talking shit in comments

>GAME THEORY ON STADIA WHEN

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If they hand out demo links, I would try out games and then buy them on Steam/PS4/Switch. I don't want to depend on streaming for my games.

I'm glad Youtube is giving players new ways to stream snipe.

kill me lmao

God, MatPat's voice is fucking unbearable.

I'm off the video. I don't care anymore.
Fucking MatPat, seriously.

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But what if you buy a game for xbox/ps and you also get it for stadia?

sell out sell out sell out sell out sell out sell out sell out sell out

You know full well they will.

1000

PLAYERS

BATTLE

ROYALE

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Can't wait to stream the Pope's savestate of Undertale in splitscreen with filters and share it on YouTube at the press of a button!

>MatPat

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he's a neonazi white supremacist

he's not allowed

Isn't Amy Henning and Crystal Dynamics supposed to be here?

we pirate our shit anyway.

>all-powerful conglomerate that builds censorship devices for the dictator of china and drones to continue the american reign of terror in the middle east teams up with the gane theory guy
worst timeline

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New bread when? I don't want to go to the sticky

This guy gives me flashbacks of the "born mobile" trio.

Half thought he would say "and I'll see YOU on the battle bus."

mat probably won 10 times my yearly wage in 3 minutes.

all this cock teasing, I really hope they finish by linking a preview link that we can try today.

there's like 3 new ones already

>Literally Nintendo Hotline on a button on the controller
I don't like this. There's a fucking microphone in the damn thing.

Google would be retarded to get him after the recent controversy

>But what if you buy a game for xbox/ps and you also get it for stadia?
That does sound good, like those Blu Rays that come with a digital copy of the movie/tv show
"Pay 10 bucks extra and get a Stadia copy"

>Stream about game streaming "console" bugs out and lags
So... this is the power of streaming...

>zoomer assistance technology
this is the future of gaming

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handholding!?

>how do I beat this tomb?
Tomb Beater: Lara Croft.

Casuals

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>"GOOGLE HELP ME"

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>How do I beat this easy as shit game?

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Imagine if he brought the Irate Gamer on stage next.

>reddit

if this is the future, I'm glad I probably don't have long left to live

What the fuck is wrong with this generation.

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don't use it

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>mat probably won 10 times my yearly wage in 3 minutes.
Hundreds of million of dollars are going to be spent on people to play games on Stadia on YouTube

>REDDIT
stream dropped

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Google has a first party game studio. What is this timeline.

What, do you have cancer too?

>jade
are you serious

I WANNA STREAM JADE'S GAME

MORE WAHMEN

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>no 4channel
Why did they leave us bros

OH GOD JADE YOUR GAME IS SO GOOOOOOD

I just saw a fedora on the public

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NEW THREAD
455080757#
455080757#
hope this works, i'm a newfag

WILL YOU BUY JADE's GAMe?

HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I'M PRE-ORDERING JADE'S CONSOLE!!

JADE'S GAMES FEEL SO GOOD

I WANT TO STREAM JADE'S GAME!

...I would.

that's a good thing

>

google, show me that jade comic

>

>Jade
Holy shit she is still in the industry? I thought she quit after all those gamers came on her feet for Assassin's Creed.

HHHNNNGG JADE'S GAME LOOKS SO GOOD

>that's what motivated me to join google
>that look at the camera

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Google ruining gaming forever.

I fucking hope normies don't swallow this shit

JADE WILL MAKE YOU LOVE THE BOTNET

"Man, this new console don't make no sense at all! Didn't they test this company before they released it?"

>i'm a newfag
yes we can see

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what if mat patt orchestrated it all so he'd be invited instead

Google, show me Jades feet.

They should just use a visual cue saying "applaud" when they want applause, this is getting awkward.

Hey Google, buy Jade's game

2019

Thanks anons
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