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>Already says shitbox even before the reveal
Proof that this board, along with the entire website, is toxic and its opinions don't even count or are treated seriously
Actually looking forward to see what this is, looking for good competition
I'm skeptical I have a feeling this is going to be an ouya 2. but who knows
>implying we ever had opinions worth taking seriously.
>looking for good competition
Unless it's some android trash or streaming.
>1st gen console with 0 (zero) experience in the industry
>not shit
Cry about it.
Playstation won Gen 5. Devour dick.
It’s not going to be a console it’s going to be a streaming service. They’ll sell some little box but it will also run on Chrone and Android.
Google is fucking terrible with this sort of thing (Android TV, Pixel, etc) so I expect the same.
I'll say this, if the full-streaming thing turns out to be true, it deserves nothing better than persistent, scathing derision.
fuck off shill
I dont like the idea that google is making a console, but the fact that it is google, makes me think its going to be something worthwhile... unless its cloud only.
If this is true then they did a huge mistake overhyping it like this.
It's gonna be Diablo Immortal 2.0
To be fair, it's not as though they had zero experience at the time. Even if you disregard Sony Imagesoft, they designed the SNES sound chip and co-developed the potential CD add-on with Nintendo before Yamauchi got gunshy. By the same token, MS got its start with consoles helping out with Dreamcast.
Google is flying blind in contrast.
What do you expect? It’s Google. They have these giant servers they want to use. They already tested this service in December.
There is just no way they’re going to be making this old school $400 box with subsidized hardware and game license fees and third party exclusives all that shit. It’s just not the way they operate. It’s not the way anyone would operate entering into this market today.
Grow up
Not really, they have a massive App Store with thousands of games on it, relationships with devs and publishers, and tons of data on how it’s used.
thanks for your input [email protected]
This gonna be good
Let's set the entire mobile market aside for this chat.
If you're gonna fucking give "developed component hardware" as 'experience in the industry' to Pre-PSX-sony then there's no reason to doubt anything from Google.
Hope you like dick pics
>we
>frog
Welcome to 4channel buddy!
Post your predictions. Mine are:
AR or VR oriented platform
Comes with a personal assistant
Allows streaming cloud rendered content
No AAA exclusives at launch
They disabled the chat. Fucking cowards
I doubt it's his actual email.
Maybe you'll be sending dicks to the head of security at FBI.
Yea. What made Sony successful with the PS1 was their understanding of the broader CE market which let them branch out of typical vidya markets - older gamers, edgier marketing, etc. They also leveraged their choice of media and obviously they were very well versed in the CD format.
As for Microsoft, well the Xbox failed on all counts. It was a nice piece of hardware, but that’s because it was based off PC which MS obviously had a lot of experience in.
Maybe someone will restream this on Twitch.
It'll be their equivalent of an Apple TV but with an ugly controller. Mark my words.
>ugly controller
we don't know how the controller will look like
Streaming game service
Flat fee per month like $10
Runs on Android, Chrome, Roku, etc
Sells a $100 cube with a controller that gives N free months
Claims there is some newfangled tech to eliminate latency (which isn’t real)
Will have a bunch of devs up on stage saying their games will be on it at launch
>spyronanon34421
Is this some obscure reference to the christchurch fags manifesto?
it's my secret bully email, go ahead and bully me on there
They hated user because they spoke the truth
Nice damage control there bro
>trusting Google of all companies
inb4 google shits on everyone with their superior to xbox and ps4 console
Right, so it just comes down to having technology and entertainment sector experience. Which, is not a short stack for Google.
Having a digital storefront with millions of shovelware apps isn't comparable to having close relations with major third party developers all looking to jump ship from the other two major console companies.
They showed a patent for a controller a while ago.
Right: Google's patented controller design
Left: some concept art made by a graphic designer
USE CATALOG YOU BRAINDEAD NIGGER FAGGOT
4 THREADS ABOUT THIS SHIT
Paid streaming is for poor people, just like renting.
>t. Google
Thankfully you won't have to wait long to be proven wrong.
What exclusive will they have to win people over?
>actually wanting a new console when consoles in themselves are the cancer killing gaming
Enjoy being forced to buy a google shitbox just to play 3-4 exclusive games on it. Also enjoy being spied on as well.
NOSTRADAMUS
HIRE THIS MAN!
yeah, just look at all their massive success stories like google glass, google wave, google buzz, and jaiku.
Nintendo of Europe just retweeted the stream link with a surprised emoji, could it finally be happening? EMOJI MOVIE FOR SMASH
Today marks the beginning of the end in video games history
Patent illustrations don't have to exactly represent the final design of a product.
And they usually don't.
Honestly though, screencap this because this seems about right
Nothing, shitty meme games
but we know it'll be a streaming box, and video game streaming is cancer
t.Google Employee
I don't see them retweeting it
>*for boomers
>Chat is disabled for this live stream
HL3, today's the day it finally happens!
I can feel it!
Hi google
Found the basedboy jewgle employee
Valve are friends with Microsoft now
Or right.
First of all there is nothing stopping them from forging those relationships on android, Apple does it on iOS constantly. But you don’t think google knows what shit sells and what shit doesn’t? Of course they do; they have all that data.
But you’re making the mistake imo of thinking this is going to be like a Xbox or PlayStation when it almost certainly wont be.
Nah just wrong.
>But you don’t think google knows what shit sells and what shit doesn’t?
considering how many products they have killed.....
Based
That’s why this thing will launch to lots of hype and get shut down in 2023 when Google gets bored. They’re really bad at this stuff, to this day.
Remember when everyone was afraid of the Xbone spying on you? Does anyone think the Goog will be any better?
>People seriously think Google a trillion dollar company doesn't know what its doing
You retards act like they don't handle millions of apps, Youtube and everything else they own. You're trying to say they can't know how games work? It would be great if they actually released something good its been Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo for over 20 years now.
>First of all there is nothing stopping them from forging those relationships on android, Apple does it on iOS constantly
lol
Ew
How much money are they dumping into this shit?
Streaming box isn't a game console or PC. It's just a box that streams. You don't own anything with streaming gaming, you are sucking corporate always online DRM with game streaming.
>money means you can't act retarded
how well has youtube been handled again?
You need to look harder man it's there right at the top
>but the DATA
Making a lot of assumptions about how capable Google is of fucking this up.
have some faith in me user
Very well considering its the #1 video platform on the planet. How well is yours doing?
Y'know I was almost convinced, in this era where games are delivered by internet installation and all consoles have HDD for this purpose that we were just going to be fucking done with consoles in the very near future. I just don't see what more they're going to offer.
Who cares.
The only people who care about that sort of thing are those with something to hide. The rest of us should have nothing to fear.
People said the same thing about Apple back in the mid-90s look how that turned out. Amazon is a monstrously powerful company with their own app store yet their own Game Studio hasn't produced anything worth a shit. Also this wouldn't be the first time Google has fucked up a hardware release.
Google is almost certainly going to fuck this up; just this week I read a report about how they’re scaling back hardware. After making a massive investment in the Pixel brand.
My point was ONLY in terms of their experience and knowledge of gaming. They’re not newbies to gaming. That’s all I am saying. Not to mention Phil Harrison is running the team working on this.
1 hour left
Do you realize they have the biggest phone vidya store?
Google is here to put an end to this console war.
>google+
This is troubling if you mean it.
Gee, all those projects during which they knew what they were doing.
>tfw idort
Google has Infinite money
I lol’d irl fuck u
But you don't decide what are things you should hide. Someone else does.
Hi Google marketer, welcome to Yea Forums! I hope you enjoy your stay here you faggot tranny kike nigger!
I've never even heard of Google allo
They're not newbies to mobile shovelware tier app "gaming". In terms of actual video games running on dedicated hardware they are total newbies and would probably need a Motorola-scale acquisition to even be competitive in the dedicated (read:not mobile) gaming industry. All the data in the world isn't going to carry an entire console-esque gaming division.
How so?
Streaming will flop. Again. No one minds spending $400 or less for a system if it means not dealing with server problems for single player games. If you want PC level of graphics you're in for a shittier experience anyway unless they manage to pull off a 100,000,000 niggabyte bitrate and everyone has the internet speed to match it.
That's how good they are at killing things. In a few years nobody will ever have heard of a google console.
Streaming will win, eventually.
What exactly causes them to be such failures?
But user everybody remembers the Apple console
Google has a huge track record of making up new services and devices and mismanaging them. Basically everything except their bread and butter (search engine,YouTube,android) is abandoned a year after their release. If they ever release the things they announce that is.
Google already won the 2019. Now their next step is to take on Disney.
Just don't do "bad" things and there's nothing to worry about..
Comparing apps/websites to hardware? Google jumped into the Smartphone game and took over.
How the hell does a URL shortener fail? It's gotta be like a drop in the fucking ocean of bandwidth for Google. Why even shut it down?
Google it
Are you retarded? Everything they tried including phones has been an unmitigated disaster.
>dedicated
>console-esque
Considering this isn’t going to be either of those things why do you think they need it?
some genres can never be streamed, fighting games for example.
1 frame is a lot there.
The fact you put bad in quotations should tip you in on the flaw in your logic.
I refuse to use Chrome after they changed the UI to the stupid round shit.
>tfw you never experienced Mr. Potato Head Saves Veggie Valley on the Apple Pippin
Yep im sure google is going to buy all these third party company like Atlus, Sega, Capcom, etc... to make games for their ''''''''''console'''''''''''
Im sure its not going to be mobile tier games at all!
Most of their experience in "games" is Apps and websites are much less risky and expensive to support than hardware.
Pixel phones are great though? They also had the best tablet for the price before the Pixel ones. What are you on about? Google Home has been going strong for years as has Chromecast.
>Retweet some feminist bullshit
>Travel to a shithole country
>Authorities put you in the jail because that retweet is a moral offense
>Identify as a LGTB commie on social media
>Socialism finally governs your country
>Free ride to the Gulag
>Accept privacy terms on any website
>Eventually get flooded with ads and services
Don't be silly. You win absolutely nothing with it, you just make greedy people more rich. Stop sucking corporative dick.
I think most people feel relief when Google products dissolve. Just one less thing getting between you and your Gmail or YouTube account.
>Buy physical game, keep forever
>Buy digital game, keep forever
>Can't buy stream game, can't keep forever, need to be ONLINE to play it
Yeah, that's the future for you corporate DRM motherfuckers.
Got more reliable source?
Yeah, your take on things. They fucked up everything.
This is why I won't get a Googlebox
what is it? a new gaming console?
>posting your actual email in Yea Forums
cringe
I hope google gets firebombed
>tfw Pippin games are so rare that the hoarder who sperged out on /vr/ used them just to "spite" the community for touching his stuff
they shilled google allo in my uni back in 2016
>#1 video platform on the planet that also doesn't bring in a profit and is kept alive with money from other Google divisions.
ftfy
>implying a google console won't be a shitbox full of streaming games as a service, spyware, censorship, and other toxic practices
Oh you're a serious guy. I was joking, my man.
I saw Hitomi and wanted to joke with that poster. Don't take that post seriously.
Really? I've never went to college so I guess it was aimed at them and not losers like me.
It hope mods sticky
>web search and ad company
>trying to do literally anything else
That's like Intel trying to make an OS just because they're REALLY GOOD at making hardware
It's just going to be a chromecast game controller and stretched up android games.
Small Android console with high tier phone specs and a new Google controller with a small, flat form factor and a touchpad that fits in your pocket.
How about subscription services that allow you to download the game and play it as long as you keep paying? You know, like Game Pass
Who is to say that that's not their plan?
You're not saying how. You're just saying buzz words.
>iGoogle
Literally perfect and destroyed because of (((app culture))) (information control)
This is what everyone is saying bu no one can say for sure.
Loving the dying screams of the pirates, you'll all be screwed in 5 years, doing nothing but playing your 40 year old pong roms hahahahahaha
They're gonna show a bunch of titles that are already available everywhere, and maybe a couple of timed exclusives. And a buuuunch of shit not interesting to anyone who avoids mobile titles.
And of course, a bunch of indieshit, the vast majority of which is available elsewhere.
They're gonna make a big deal out of the literal nothing that is the controller being the main hardware of the console.
Post your face when moot is the one announcing the new Google device.
>inb4 who?
valve's experience in running a digital store didn't stop the steam machine from flopping. why would this be any different?
Youtube itself breaks even and you don't seem to understand why having Youtube helps everything else out for their company.
Adding on to this, a cross platform (Android phone/Google console) service with games. Play at home on your TV using the console then take your saves and controller with you to play on your phone.
If this was running Android then you would be able to pirate. Whatever Fuschia has evolved into is likely 100x more locked down though, Google has made it clear that they really want that Apple-style fully locked down system.
>pirates
Huh? Pirating games on Android has always been easy.
How is game streaming not going to kill all PC gaming?
Some normalfag will get the same performance on his macbook as your $2,000 gaming rig by streaming from Google's cloud.
If it's streaming games from Google servers you will need an account to play
>Google has made it clear that they really want that Apple-style fully locked down system.
disgusting
I'm at work. Has it been revealed yet?
would google have the balls
Not that user but Pixel and tablets came from Google's buyout of HTC for $1.1 billion. For comparision the rumored Sony buyout of T2 would have been ~$16 billion, and that's just for a single AAA game publisher.
The controller is the console, though. The main hardware is running inside it.
You save a lot of power and space when you don't need to care about a screen.
>Oh you're a serious guy.
No one ever gets my jokes.
Google is the most reliable source out there. Buy their console NOW.
>leafposting on Yea Forums
Oy cunt, ya miss me yet?
Moot now works in Tokyo (the lucky bastard made his dreams come true) on Google Maps.
There's no chance for him to be any part of this.
Cant wait googlebros!
Is he still working here?
Oh, damn my dumb ass. You're great.
Read the thread and do basic math
how long
Not everyone lives in the city or have high speed internet.
But why are we saying it's going to be streaming? Even Netflix knows that you are not always online and allows you to download movies and series which you can still watch as long as you keep paying their 10 bucks subs
Why wouldn't Google do this?
Where is Sega?
I honestly doubt it will be a legit console and not just some android shit but if it is a console do you think they've actually hired a bunch of companies to make exclusives for them?
People playing competitively would probably still want a local copy of the game running on their machine, but yeah casual players won't care.
Thanks.
Source? I always wonder what he is doing
FUCK
OFF
WITH
THE
WOJAKS
lmao snoys seething
>chat disabled for this live stream
CAN'T HAVE THOSE CONSUMERS HAVING THOSE DISGUSTING ((OPINIONS)) WHEN OUR INVESTORS ARE WATCHING FROM THEIR IVORY TOWERS
this is exciting! I am very excite!
>toxic
Post your face when its just a big android machine to play mobile games
Last update he was working for Google Maps Japan.
HOW LONG?
Worth it to see pirates and cheater niggers cry
Unironically this.
It's gonna suck
>retards can't do math
We can finally play Candy Crush on the couch
idk when it starts dumb shit
He added that bit after /g/ found his ass in a Google employee database.
He started at Google with Google+, then went to the Hangouts team and then finally asked to be sent to Yea Forums's motherland to work on Google Maps.
This will literally ruin my day.
I worry that google will actually succeed and kill the industry.
no joke, this is what i figured it was gonna be all along.
something streaming or main thing is streaming
we can't be wrong on this
You Have To Go Back.
Read the OP then do math
>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
Oh, that's hilarious. Even they can't control the cancer they created.
cool it with the anti-semitism, nows not the fucking time, especially after christchurch, alright?
Paying to rent digital isn't all that different from what user said, you still don't own your games and they're still tied to DRM to verify you have the subscription to play them.
user there is a timer if you click on the youtube link.
>TF2
>in 2019
Get the fuck back to redd*t fucking scum
This will literally save my day.
Only retards read and do math
YFW 5 MINUTES LEFT
??????????
You mean like with Movies?
Oh wait.
That's a good thing though. We desperately need another reset.
>killing the industry that is filled with shit is bad
Accelerationist? Then you should want google to succeed.
AHHHHHH THE WAIT IS KILLING ME
Here’s your (You) that you wanted user.
>obvious red*it
SHOOTY SHOOTY GUN GUN
What you just said is a really complicated way of just simply saying "you do not own anything you purchase."
>SHUT UP! HERE'S OUR CONSOLE!
Brilliant move, Google.
That explains why you can't do either
>google will succeed
Bad.
>kill the industry
Good.
hehe le funny video
Anyone got a stream with comments enabled?
Yeah, well, your mom.
>le
Fuck off redditor.
>m-muh reddit boogieman
There is literally nothing wrong with using reddit
*D A B S*
At best it will have Dreamcast emulation because Sega is desperate, but anyone not expecting this to be Ouya 2 is a moron.
reminder that google has been hiring people from game companies when they were good. Why would a company hire so many people for something shitty like an android box?
Also fuck off tf2 is still fun
>reminder that google has been hiring people from game companies when they were good.
Such as?
As long as it can play Fortnite, I'll be happy.
user, there's still a half hour. You lied to me.
GO BAAACK
MOMMY THE SCARY REDDIT MAN WONT LEAVE MY THREAD MAKE HIM LEAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
t.Reddit absolutely seething at the most inane comments.
Hilarious.
I wonder if he ever comes back. Its weird to miss someone I never met
never too soon to plan ahead
30 minutes left
This will literally do nothing to my day.
I was referring to Ifunny, you retard.
What would the comfortable price would you guys pay for this Ouya 2.9?
>This is what most of Yea Forums unironically believes
>even considering supporting Jewgle
Americans supported Microsoft and they fucked the industry. Americans will do it again.
This is literally the Osama bin Laden of threads, imagine actually lurking and posting in this shitshow.
$1, Bob
Nothing. I'm just here to complain.
0$
METAL GEAR
let it go user
Bout tree fiddy
You could use your obsession to do something productive, and all you use it for is to seethe about a country you'll never be a part of. Cope.
I'm not buying shit I'm just here to laugh
More like Americans supported MS and they fixed the industry
>This is literally the terrorism of threads
?????????
Name 43 comparisons between this thread, an online Japanese image discussion board, and the deceased terrorist Osama Bin Laden
>VR and Cloud bullshit
can't kill the mouse alone
inb4 Kojima walks on stage to make an announcement
I need to fap now thx user
Tell me about the controller. What will the face buttons be labeled?
google couldn't pay *me* to use their streaming spyware box, let alone the other way around.
Hopefully they don't do retarded Playstation shit and just do XYAB like the rest of the first world.
ABXY
Make sure to come back in 25 minutes
By colors?
> ihere to say that death stlanding deray again
>also here is trailer with joost boobies
I work for Ubisoft. Just letting you know Splinter Cell will be revealed here.
Imagine if they went with ABCD...
>panty lines
>botnet console
lol
Will you buy it if she gets another game?
>paid online
>paid dlc
>microtransactions
>ran rare into the ground and caused all their talent to leave
if that's what you consider "fixing" the industry, then i'd hate to know what you think a broken industry looks like.
first pics just revealed
Nah, I'll just wait for the PC port.
J E W and star of david
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>we
its gonna be a mobile, isnt it...
im saying this because thats what gonna make them loads of money
The first gaming system with 5G
I wanna play M2
Kek
>and its opinions don't even count
so your own opinion doesn't count? ok, now go fuck yourself googlebot
>gmail 2
I expect a photoshop of this within 4 seconds of an official image being put online
wtf, this is 4channel!
Tonnes of good AAA titles, don't even have to be exclusives, with state of the art graphics and running at SOLID 60fps and they can charge something like 500 bucks because thats essentially what a PC does at one third the price.
WHAT'S GMAIL2
He deleted it because the email about 5 years was fake
>paid online
Sega
>paid DLC
Not a problem
>microtransactions
PC
>rare
you're just mad they aren't with nintendo any more
*via a streaming service with variable bit rate that effectively makes it worse the 480p 75% of the time
can't wait for "half-life 3: the vr card game" in five years.
Tyler has a working relationship with valve so they could remove anything on his channel if valve wanted to.
it's gmail, but you got two unread messages.
Cant wait for the Heavy update!
>the Valve News Network guy
user..
Then it'll be deader than dogshit from the start.
Orkut died? I thought that was super popular in india or asia somewhere
15 minutes left
>ChuChu Android
Mememagic is real
Fug it all then
Fuck you Gabe I've been waiting 12 years
W-What's wrong with him?
Is it on twitch too or only google?
If it's actually a streaming service then its worthless due to input lag alone
I really wish the streaming meme would die already. Fuck off
Current gmail, but slower, worse UI, and reads your messages faster than ever before.
AYYY LMAO
is this like a GTA 5 ARG or some shit?
why not sticky?
Best segment of the movie, desu. I'd say the japanesse segments are way beter than the others, like the brap one.
If anyone wants to watch with chat
twitch.tv
>he doesn't live next to google servers
>chuchu android
But I already have chuchu on my android, what's this?
doodle jump?
LOL I bet.
CS CONFIRMED
Space game
The next set looks like generic military bullshit
Seganet wasn't paid online moron, it was an ISP and you could play Dreamcast games online with your own internet and not pay any extra fee like Xbox live. Your whole post is just fucking retarded top to bottom.
Math blaster
is it starting?
cowadoody confirmed
Music scared the fucking shit out of me
Quick anyone know if there is a way to watch a youtube video in a "pop out" window?
I'm not a pirate, but if this is how all games become, then I'm simply not going to play them at all.
I generally buy physical at full price and digital only if it's on such a steep sale that it barely costs anything.
so its just a bunch of mobile games? ouya 2.0?
But... aren't we chatting right now?
I forgot about the tab and was wondering where the music was coming from.
Oh ok by that logic xbox live isn't paid online because xlink kai exists
Yeah but if you're a zoomer twitch kid like me you can use twitch!
>Sega
nope. seganet was an isp that sega ran at the time that you could subscribe to if you wanted. the dreamcast's online service itself was free.
>Not a problem
absolutely a problem. paid dlc meant that studios no longer had to actually finish their games before launching them. it's also the reason why most games don't have secret unlockables and cheat codes like they used to.
>PC
nope, microtransactions started as a microsoft program through xbox live:
usgamer.net
>you're just mad they aren't with nintendo any more
no, i'm mad that microsoft ran a good studio into the ground because of their cluelessness and meddling. this wouldn't have happened if nintendo or sony bought them instead.
What are these dots lads
>talking over it
no ty
any restream without commentary or anything extra?
Ten minutes until the memes start
Open a new tab retard
MODS STICKY NOW
FIFA GOLF CONFIRMED
S P O R T S
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>Gmail 2
you could use the streamlink stuff and play it through your codec I guess.
This music is funky
>game icons inside clouds
HMMM I WONDER WHAT THIS IS GOING TO BE.
>EA shit
The Dreamcast had free online though, SegaNet was an ISP and wasn't required for anything. Infact SegaNet was the reason the Dreamcast had free online, since the revenue from their subscribers was used to cover server costs for everyone.
cracked.com
number 20 on this list
JASON CONFIRMED
Gaming is kill in 9 minutes
Sticky?
if you're using chrome, right click on the video twice and select picture in picture
REEEEEEE WHERE IS MY STICKY MODS
GOOGLE:
> failed at portable devices with google glass
> failed at social media with google plus
> failed at traffic with google cars
> not even counting minor stuff like Notebook, Answears, Video, Wawe,...
> actually have not made any new successful project of their own in at least 15 years. (excluding those they bought)
> they are now just adds middleman marketplace.
why is this pathetic company still considered big name in tech?
anyone have the one where it's a mario in smash made to look like this?
>already seeing some fifa
Android is the best phone OS and their meme AI stuff is starting to see results
Will it bomb worse than Google+?
>generic top 10 video music starts playing
the end begins
10 more minutes
Lets play, google.
Cause they made and still make a shitton of money selling data.
>expecting nintendoGAf mods to sticky Non-Directs
xlink kai was unofficial and you had to mod your xbox to use it. the dreamcast shipped with free online built in.
God I hope so. I fucking hate these assholes, the last thing gaming needs is more consoles.
toasting in an ebin bread
This but unironically.
It’s a hockey mask. NHL game
Chromebooks and Android have been successes
>android
>streaming with input delay
>no exclusives
>garbage controller
>always connected to your "google cloud" bullshit with whatever google devices you got
Gonna be major yikes my bros
thanks
>they're about to release a new console onto the market?
>DOOMP EEET
MMOFPS with full destructible environments.
it's going to be a mobile gaming phone
No, it's the Jason mask retard.
>This garbage music
>all these coping s*nyggers
this music is hella gay
HEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>yfw the googlebox costs FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE DOLLARS
If they succeed, then the streaming garbage DRM land of the future will supplant everything we have now. Say goodbye to certain incompatible genres for sure.
If they fail, they'll abandon the product suddenly one day and kill consumer confidence in videogames.
Maybe the latter really would make things better.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUUUUUHHHHHH
It's going to make you verify yourself with photo ID every time you try to start a game.
my fucking ears
E-M RATED GAMES
WHAT COULD BE M RATED?
EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH
>E-M
the call that ended google
???
What game would make you buy a Google console?
Kek
it begins
it was nice knowing videogames guys
MATURE GAMES FOR MATURE GAMERS SUCH AS MYSELF
Borderlands 3
he said "excluding those they bought." google bought android.
oh shit here we go
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAYEAAAYUUUUH
No internet pixel dinosaur game 2
>chromebooks
>NOOOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME RICHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Civ 6 confirmed
MINECRAP CONFIRMED
Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy 2
Are you gonna buy his game?
>kill consumer confidence in video games
holy shit please PLEASE be the case. I want this trash industry to fucking die already.
>yet another chinese android console
>FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE DOLLARS
What's the log and meat for?
This music hurts my ears.
google has 100k employees? why is chrome so shit?
>paying to let google leech off of you
At least chrome is "free" if you want to use that. Imagine paying for that shit.
no jet set
no buy
Im actually nervous, what the fuck
bros should I record my reaction?
so this is the end of video games. welp we had a mediocre run fellas but i'd say we had some highs
should microsoft be worried since they are lowest?
OH NO NO NO NON ON ON NO
The world will be changed forever after today, I can feel it.
NOW THIS IS EPIC
you can tell they're out of touch before they even started
A reference to my huge dick
YA’LL READY FOR THE FUTURE
civ?
Everybody Don't Starve (single-shard MMO)
Ear bleeding zoomer """"""throwback"""""" music, off to a good start
Skyrim
Boards report in for the dead of videogames.
Yea Forums here-
>no ec
>no AO
dead on arrival
the only way i'd ever buy a google console is if it isn't streaming, doesn't spy on you, and has uncensored japanese aa exclusives.
none of these things are ever going to happen on a google console, though, so there's no point in even considering it.
I really don't think I need a fourth copy Todd...
Surely three is enough
heeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy wtf is this crap music holy shit google is so disconnected from humanity
yes.
>google launches console with sega
SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI AND PERSONA NOW GOOGLE EXCLUSIVES
DUUUUUUUUUUDE
RDR2
cowboy game now
Hexagon, clicker, resources. It's CIV.
age of empires dingus
>plus subscription
is this boomer music
only if you have big tits
LEL RDR 2 BEFORE PC
Crafting, health pickups, survival.
RED DEAD REDEMPTION CONFIRMED
/mlp/ reporting in
RDR2?
RED DEAD REDEMPTION CONFIRMED.
Gonna be laughin at you all when it turns out to be a streaming stick or a controller
Read Dead Redemption 2?
RDR2 CONFIRMED BOIS
Yea Forums making the switch
READ DEAD 2 CONFIRMED
GET FUCKED
Yea Forums
/cm/ here. Don't lose your hopes yet.
would b cool if they actually have rdr 2 (confirmed for pc)
STICKY
T
I
C
K
Y
Hey shit-for-brains, XLink Kai only works for tunneling LAN connections over the internet, you can't play Xbox Live multiplayer games with it. Xbox Live isn't an internet provider, it's literally just paid online that blocks you from playing online multiplayer without subscribing. Of course you were still swimming in your Dad's when the Dreamcast was released let alone when Seganet was even active.
They just rimmed 100+ dislikes off the meter
Place your bets, will it have inherent VR?
Yea Forums here
X-piratez with AA budget
Ayy, RDR2
/g/ here. I'm just glad it will finally be over.
>those icons
>Dark Souls IIII google exclusive
FROMBROS NONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
God music is awful
Where is the sticky?
1. Has to be non-streaming
2. Terranigma remake, new F-Zero, exclusive Monster Hunter
Now it's Horse Simulator 2018
i'm scared bros...
Nothing. I am watching this to kill some time and nothing else. There is literally nothing they could put on here that would make me buy it. Not Half Life 3, not Psychonauts 2, not anything.
WGHAT THE FUCK GOOGLE
THIS IS NOT FAIR ROCKSTAR
WHERE MY PC VERSION
RDR confirmed
/toy/ soldier standing by
Google has the resources and intelligence to make even the most awful thing succeed. They could truly ruin videogames by forcing the industry into streaming, if they wanted to.
They usually back off because profit motivations get in the way eventually. But they could do serious damage before that happens.
Google ass and tits VR
It's just western shit, RDR2 isn't the only western game.
/o/ ready to report
/vg/ in position
/trash/ waiting also for a premiere on another thing
/h/ reporting for duty
PORT MACHINE
WE ARE NOT A STICKY
you're the one out of touch grandpa
can you feel it Yea Forums?
TORtanic 2.0
>another fucking skyrim port
TODD, STOP
What do we do if it's good?
sticky pls
OK GOOGLE START CAPTCHA SIMULATOR 2019
Yea Forums here
4craft was horrible this year too
>chat disabled
What a surprise.
/his/ here, wondering how they're gonna fuck this shit up
if you saw my cringe reaction to the pixel 3 you won't
youtube.com
Black man and asain woman presenters guaranteed.
lol dis zoomer music from 2012 tournament streams, jeez
red dead confirmed, brace for impact
GUN 2 CONFIRMED
>not psychonauts 2
Shame
>This totally not all the small things riff
Yea Forums here, ready for bloody murder.
URL shorteners can be used maliciously.
>hey grandma, click this link
>not so fast random e-mailer, my grandson said to only click google links
>oh wait this has goo period gl in the link, must be safe
>oh no, I'm hacked
JUST FUCKING BUY IT
Imagine being an Xbot in 2019
STICKY YOU DUMB MODS
Yea Forums ready for some FIFA
>this 90s buttrock sound
What will Google fans be called?
We got Sonygroes, Sonyroaches, Nintendies, Nintendorks, Xbots and so on. What about Google guys?
>have to pay giantbomb to watch their event streams now
Wow, how they've fallen
>That helmet
No way, that's bait
more like west of loathing confirmed
/vg/ here
THE CULT CLASSIC!
IT BEGINS?
>Wanting a sticky
Stickies are cancer and only good for distracting shitposters.
Yea Forums here
It's in the air and a storm is coming.
Yea Forums standing by
I'm glad you have joined us bro
GENERIC ZOMBIE SURVIVAL 5
>not even 100k
kek dead on arrival
/g/ /mbg/ /int/
RE2MAKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
masterrace
>tfw jap games are immune
This fucking generic non-offensive stock music is fucking cancer
>IIII
>good
lmao
this is made by Google retards
CLAIM YOU'RE WAIFUS NOW
Goobers
LATE
/vr/ here. Let's get this over with.
youtube.com
Giantbomb talking over it.
L4D3
G A Y
fa/tg/uy reporting in
Yea Forums here to see some seething from everyone involved
sticky where
>RIP
LITERAL DEATH OF VIDEO GAMES HERE WE COME
Yea Forumsnon standing by
Yea Forums here
GOGGERS
LAST CALL Yea Forums
FULL ON CONSOLE ?
SWITCH-STYLE HYBRID?
STREAMING STICK?
Googloids
/pol/ here pls no bully
Googlards
>zombies
Sticky!
Gaygles
Yea Forums here
WHAT IS IT
>WAIFUS
haram
3 NEW GAMES?
Yea Forums reporting in
ruby chan!
who is she from anyway i see her a lot
/m/ reporting in
awesomesauce.
now i dont have to think for myself.
/r9k/ on standby
Okay.
Yea Forums reporting in
QUICK MAKE A NEW THREAD NOW BEFORE IT STARTS
IT'S LATE AND NO STICKY REEEE
I'm more curious about any potential exclusives or studios
/vr/ here. We tried to warn you.
Where are my fellow Segabois at? We're going home bois
It's a streaming app you can download on anything, maybe with a controller too. That's it.
it's literally fucking alphabet. there has never been a more 'corporate' megacorp.
Yea Forums ready to /heem/ google
BRACE, IT'S STARTING
>NEED FOR SPEED CHROME
fuck off weaboo cock lover faggot
STUPID FUCKING USELESS MODS
>Dead of videogames
Y'all so drama drama, if anything this is the second vidya revolution google finna make it even better !!!!!
/lgbt/ here btw.
/vg/ standing by
here we go
Destiny Child please play, we are dying
IT'S STARTING
It's shit
indians
Googays
>you can hear people shuffling in the background whenever the music dies down
Well, they're not spilling their spaghetti.
Mods please sticky this.
Underpowered pc
paid shills.
wots this?
it begins
Something about all of this feels very sinister.
ITS HAPPENING
They're definitely pruning the dislikes. Plus disabled chat. Bunch of basedboys can't handle the bantz like men.
hoping for that to be a thing
They treat youtube like shit, google plus is a failed project. Why would I trust Google in making a decent product now? Also
>toxic
Jewgles
WHAT IS GOING ON???
A LETTER G is FORMING
Zombi U
>late
>pretentious logo bullshit
/trash/
>nintendo gets stickies for shit
>google bros don't
Fucking mods hate us google chads
haruhisky is my hero
Some zombie game
what thing
ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE ANDROID CONSOLE
We want moot
>We want moot
We want moot
>We want moot
We want moot
>We want moot
We want moot
>We want moot
We want moot
>We want moot
We want moot
>We want moot
We want moot
>We want moot
HERE WE GO
new left4dead?
CYBERPUNK IS GOOGLEBOX EXCLUSIVE
GUITAR
HABBENIN
shitty zombie game.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING STICKY
still just Yea Forums i guess
>that fire sfx
I'm scared. I am genuinely fucking scared. I'm watching what could be the announcement of my hobby's death and I can't do a thing about it but shitpost.
poo
sundown picher
POO
THE ANNOUNCER IS TODD HOWARD
PAJEET
MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD YOU FUCKING DUMB SHITFUCKS
POO IN IT
>Fifa
>Immersive
>Sundar Pichai
to be fair, their Maps app is top notch.
PAJEET
a goatfucker owns google?
OH FUCK STREET SHEETER
looks comfy desu
Wow imagine having this loser as your waifu. Top qt.
>FIFA
>Immersive
what
who?
who is this
Based
Another Google IO disaster
PAJEET MY SON
TUSNDERE PITCHER
holy shit the CEO himself
A FUCKING POO.
Google Inbox will be added to this list soon, and I am not okay with that.
POO
Damn, they even outsourced their CEO
>I AM NOT A GAMER
>BUT I PLAY FIFA
OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OPEN BOB
POO
FIFA
poo in loo
>Do you guys not have phones?
What did he mean by this?
/cric/
>sundar pichai
IM NOT A GAMER
NOW BUY MY CONSOLE
t. PAJEET
SO MANY FUCKING SHITTY PAJEETS IN TECH
While you do have cute girls I'm sorry probably not.
I just started playing gbf a few days ago and it's the first mobage I've played since I played pad in 2013
Yea Forums reporting in
NEW FIFA CONFIRMED
>fifa 19
well gaming is dead bros
>fifa gamer
>Sekiro is going to be removed from Steam and be come a SEGA Streamcast exclusive!
>it's a poo in loo
WTF where is Larry Page???
>conference starts with an indian saying he doesn't play games
Wow, great start google
/cric/ MENTIONED
a poo talking about fifa from the get go. I'm done with this shit lmao
>i dont play many video games
what the fuck
>dino game
fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off
>FIFA 19 SHITTER
SHART IN MART
DINO RUN 2
This is just like a generic E3 keynote
what a start
S U P E R P O W E R 2 0 2 0
THANK YOU COME AGAIN
...
>googlers
A little bit about me, I'm half-Indian and half-Japanese
Just started and it's already shit
>n-not a p-problem
>u m-mad
Devour dick.
>Googlers
too autistic to be on stage
inb4 LITERAL fifabox
new
Yea Forums here again
>He's not a gamer
googlers rise up
101 dalmatian street is officially debuting about now
S P O R T S
>i'm not a gamer, but i play fifa, buy my console anyway!
anyone who buys this shitbox deserves to be laughed at.
Of course, these conferences are for investors first and consumers second.
GOOPOO
GOOPOO
GOOPOO
THIS IS THE NEW NAME
OH FUCK AI POWERED GAMES
/jp/ here
People would just make a freeshop equivalent for it.
>about to announce an always online system
>intro is about people lacking internet access
OTHER THREAD IS STICKIED
MOVE OUT
...
please sir buy google console
IM GOING TO KEK YOU!
>DINO JUMP BATTLE ROYALE
THEY FUCKING DID IT
>Those framerates
I want to serve Jahy-sama!
that faggot moving from a chair to the floor
/l/ here
all this AI stuff? is it a AI box that you can play against a good AI in long games like CIV 6 and TWW? I would buy that
FLOOR KEK
>Stream
It's already shit
>steaming
here we go
disgusting
Didn't Moot kill you?
>a platform for everyone
GOOGLE AMICO
Poogles
no u
> REAL Streaman shit has NEVER been tried before!
LET"S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
POC WOMEN GAMERS
YASSSSSS
>tyrone magnus
STADIA?
este dia?
>where are games played?
>a stadium?
>ok but what's the plural of 'stadium'?
this is how retarded google is.
Jewgle, the worst thing to happen in videogame history. So glad that Microsoft was the last bastion to join the videogame industry, releasing the best consoles ever and teaching everyone how it is done.
back off nerd, n-word-chan is mine
>ubisoft
oh no
>Incredible track record of success and creativity
Yes towers are very creative
>ubisoft
YIKES
>Consideirng this isn’t going to be either of those things
How does it feel to be this wrong
AHAHAH
>streaming
POWERED BY STADIA
I WAS FIRST
>streaming gaming service
>only 59.99 a month