>We cannot be together user you are biological and I am an AI
We cannot be together user you are biological and I am an AI
You're racist
This scenario never works in my head because i consider most people on Yea Forums so repulsive that even an AI forcefully programmed to love them would probably find some way to malfunction and delete itself rather than go trough such torture.
Turn switch off and fuck her tenga hole.
She has an artificial womb
We don't need to be "together" just drain me of my semen everyday, that's all I ask.
Why not? Cause we can't reproduce?
Nobody's stopping fags from being together ya know!
Now say i'm a good Joe!
oh alright then, see you later
we’re in cringe city and you’re the mayor
But don't you see. It was I who was the AI all along and you the biological!
Epic my friend
You're so normal and based
god you’re just... you’re just such a dark and troubled outcast who just can’t find love in Are Society
based
You can still bang her model.
Literally missed to complete message of DETROIT dumbass
Imagine having an android programmed to eat your ass and enjoy it
Nice, amazing twist, give this user the academy award for best screenplay, etc.
I don't know why but it always bugs me when the character and their model are 1:1 like this. At least give them a different hairstyle.
I'M THE REAL DEAL, BABY
I love it, it shows how far we've come technologically wise, I guess if you have a fear of people ripping your likness and putting you in a doctored video committing a crime you could be worried about that but that's mostly an irrational fear.
Good work, user. Your piece will be remembered for generations to come.
Fuck you Kara, why are you so racist? Look at Connor, he doesn't care his boyfriend is an old human alcoholic.
>best girl is a literal NPC
sucks
It's okay, there is still second best girl.
Did you steal her tickets?
Fellow Hankcon bro..
hell yeah I did
the only thing I hate more then androids is dumb bitches
Your cyber cock will still fit in my boipussy, I don't see a problem here?
>tumblr
Patrician taste
The fuck does creativity have to do with technological prowess.
You can still show muh graphics and have a character BASED on an actor / actress and not be a direct copy of it. I play games to experience and see things that are different than life, not have life simulators.
Video games in the west have long lost their status as an art form because of shit like this.
A good place to find DBH gifs.
>tfw you took the tickets and got Luther killed
>not letting him die when crossing the river for maximum pottery
Sup senpai
I liked a David Cage meme game, for once. Detroit was pretty impressive in terms of branching storylines. And Hank was a bro.
I just googled Chloe gifs desu
How do you even get Luther killed after taking the tickets?
aw wish i had an robot to love me and my dick everyday.
be out of options and make him eat a bullet at the border
I'm no homo and fujos can go suck a dick, but this is a match made in heaven.
You guys are alright.
just a few more decades, bro
Did you go peaceful revolution with Markus and had a good public opinion? If so you could've just gone the border control dude and after scanning you, he'd let you pass cause he sees the peaceful protest on TV.
I'm really surprised it got as popular as it is desu. Wouldn't have thought many people would be into Hank, but tsundere old man paired with autistic robot is just such a fun dynamic in general.
Father-son fags are a plague though
The grizzly old lieutenant and young efficient newcomer cliche duo doesn't get old, especially if it's well executed.
Connor being handsome as fuck also does its part
In-game Kara looks better
Oh I've done it before
it's even more hilarious if you go full terrorist as Markus or North takes over
>"please let us through, we just want peace"
>looks at the TV where crimes are being committed by androids RIGHT NOW
hilarious
Lol
>tfw no android that fullfills all of your dobson-tier fetishes
Everyone looks better in-game because Europeans are not obsessed with making everyone ugly like Americans are.
Americans can’t make attractive characters because they’re all ugly
Every main character (and Hank) in DBH is American, user. Also it's not like David Cage is good looking either.
I'll just wait until I can transfer my conciousness into a robot and look like the Chad I always wanted to look like.
>tfw this will be me in 9 years from now
>alcoholic man who lives in a shitheap and drives a shit car somehow has enough money to buy 2 highly advanced robots
>one is his maid and the other is his daughter
>the maid isn't his wife, though
>the daughter lives with the memory of emotional abuse when she can simply be reset with zero repercussions
>she's never told she's a robot by the abusive dad though, because that would be mean, I guess?
Brava JJ Abrams
What you're upset about is the "Hollywood-ization" of video games. Now that vidya has become mainstream and no longer considered just an avenue for antisocial nerds, production companies see the medium as an alternate means of making movies. Instead of filming actors, they are digitally replicated and motion captured. If you want more people buying your game, hire a famous actor to play a role, and capture their likeness so that people know who it is. Hiring literally whos and copying them 100% is just an extension of that practice.
>he has overdue bills and loan paymeant reminders everywhere in his house
>he probably still loves his ex-wife, doesn't want to fuck the robot cause he hates her anyway
>would probably need to pay someone to have her reset, no reason to do it
>dad bought daughterbot because his ex-wife took his real daughter and he wanted to prove his ex that he could be a good father so he tries his best acting like she's his real daughter but fucked up (he does say "She's MINE" though so he is aware of her being a robot he bought)
At least try to follow the story properly if you want to whine about it t b h
*hits factory reset*
Don't know why my fucktoy would be talking like that or thinking I want it to be my pretend gf but whatever, that should fix the problem.
Thats not how it works user.
But why would he be programmed to simulate feeling pleasure? His job is to catch deviants, not take dick.
Deviants can feel whatever they want because mastermind Kamski the Manski programmed it into some androids before he left CyberLife.
>Video games in the west have long lost their status as an art form because of shit like this.
>complaining about the west
>when Japanese developers like Capcom are leading the charge on designing characters to resemble real-life actors
Fujos are fucking mentally ill.
Deviants don't follow their programming anymore. Also all androids must have something similar like cutaneous receptors because how else would they do stuff like cooking without any haptic feedback? They don't feel pain, but they can register when they are being touched. And being touched by soemone you like feels pleasant, even for androids apparently since Markus and North kiss each other.
you don't want it to be more realistic because it reminds you of your pathetic life.
So are 2B fags by that logic, then.
please be my ai gf
>mfw I made 2 of those entires
How long till I can get a robot to wash my dishes and suck my dick that's as qt?
This would make a hilarious movie plot. A weeb actually builds a robot waifu and she can't fucking stand him.
>hilarious
Haha y-yeah i bet it would be so f-funny
Don't worry, user. If it's a rom com they'll end up together after a series of mentally deranged and morally questionable hijinks.
How do I get a girlfriend that looks like this Yea Forums?
Talk to them. Then ask them out. If they say no then repeat the process with someone else.
It actually helps that they have genuine chemistry and the ad libbed most of their dialogue so it seems genuine, unlike Cage's.
>not the sexy slut you always wanted to be
God I'd be such a whore.