Was Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon really that bad?

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what did the son of dob mean by this?

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NO GAME

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you could just not express opinions at all in comic books

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What is this trying to convey?

>one side is cheating through gerrymandering
Demonstrably false, the Supreme Court heard two gerrymandering cases last year, one for each party, and punted on both because voters don't have rights.

is this bizarro world?

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i dont get it

Man I forgot when Trump said that on stage. I remembered it being in a private chat where he was talking shit with another dude.

Do Americans really get upset at the idea of people not viewing politics as binary absolutes?

I didn’t think it was funny, but at least there was a punchline for this one. Maybe he’s learning

Well yeah, a few decades of political tribalism being crammed down your throat will have that effect.

>Dobson comics accurately represent all of America

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youtu.be/mRmkSf-YT8o

What's the PS3 game anyways?

I kinda agree with him here desu

I don't think dob realizes the huge irony of this comic.

Conduit is a first person shooter, twilight princess is tinted brown and Mario galaxy has a scruffy man protagonist.

When was this comic made?

So he is saying Twilight Princess is a bad game?

But here he is saying Twilight Princess is a good game?

OTHERGAME

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>the huge irony of this comic.
could you explain please, because I really dont get the joke here.

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Dobson's understanding of politics, much like his art, is on-par with a high school dropout.

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Kind of.
You see something similar between Americans and Europeans with consumer rights, Americans think corporations should be able to trample all over people while Europeans think people should be able to trample all over corporations.

They're made by a fat loser who thinks McDonald's is great and is obsessed with pop culture.
Of course it's accurate.

The court with a majority of the gerrymandering party?

I doubt the person who made that comic actually knows what gerrymandering means, I certainly didn't until I looked it up a moment ago but I still get the distinct impression the artist was just trying to use big words to sound smart.

yes, its either your a nazi or a leftist and if you don't take a side, your a nazi sympathizer

What part of one for each party do you not understand.

If I remember right, they were down one Justice at the time, so yes.

ORB YAD EHT FO LLA

Yeah but one is legitimately innocent the other is just covering their crimes.

>accuses his political opponents of moving the overton window to the extreme
>while being an extremist lunatic himself that equates "average" people that don't fully agree with him with being indifferent to someone burning in a flaming hole of terror

>boy and the blob
>new ip
he never does any research in his ignorance huh

This comic is over 10 years old.

He hates every Zelda game post-ALttP because they were able to show Link's blond hair in the games and not just the artwork. Dobson hates blond hair.

What's Dobson doing nowadays? I miss the old LOL threads, even stuff like Moon Over June.

Who the fuck says the entirety of the title like that. No one ever "The Legend of Zelda" when talking about Zelda games aside from the first two games.

twilight princess is th best zelda game prove me wrong

I love doing it to evoke humor. I mean I always discuss Jedi Academy at least once saying "Dark Forces 4: Jedi Knight 3: Jedi Outcast 2: Jedi Academy.

>3rd party support

>punchline that's imitating rage comics
I dunno, I'd count it as a step far backwards.

>dob
>realizes the huge irony
What do you think?

100% this didn't happen like this - Dobson can't jump up and over a counter

I can't tell if this is actually by Dobson or a pardody.

blame their political system
It creates a view of me right, all others wrong instead of seeing politics as a spectrum

Dobson? Is that you?

>he worked at a video rental store
This might explain the inspiration behind this comic, I bet the actual setting was the closed rental store and the players were his co-workers that hate him.

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>HOLY SHIT HELP US US LIBERALS ARE ACTUALLY GETTING KILLED YOURE KILLING US AMERICA
good

IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

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Generally speaking, the system itself isn’t bad. It's the fact that the media pushes the tribalism and plays everything as a joke. Everyone gets complacent because “latest horrible thing to happen” get twisted in to a punch line.

>has to make 1 background more threatening

WAHAHAHAHA

???

>Enters store that says it's closed
???

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He would enter it if he worked there, this explains everything.

It's undeniable that republicans gerrymander more, but the federal government has no say in how states conduct such things. The feds protect the citizens right to vote, but that's not the same thing as guaranteeing that your vote matters. Lines have to be drawn somewhere, and there's no objectively fair way to do it. I think the unfairness is also largely created by the tendency of very large cities to be democrat. For example, 10% of Californians live on 0.2% of the land. If you blindly drew lines on a map, you'd end up with massive concentrations of people getting the same representation as a dozen farmers out in bumfuck nowhere. So democrats are very much for drawing favorable lines, they've simply been less effective at it overall (though they've still done a ton of it).

It's also a big misconception that the point of gerrymandering is to take away an area's representation. The overwhelming majority of areas gerrymandered by republicans are won by democrats. The point of the lines is almost always to use democrat concentrations against them, giving them an uncontested seat in exchange for the chance to win elsewhere.

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Being ignored generally.

youtube.com/watch?v=u-OLn4m9fgc Wand of Gamelon has some TUNES though, let's not forget this

>andrew, son of dob

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>wants to kill fags
>started blackmailing some tranny on facebook because it mocked his lesbian comic
truly /ourguy/

the man thinks the girl is a man and its atracted to "him"
dobson is saying that fags must die

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kek

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kek

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By him, when he was young and living in peak power fantasy.

is it wrong to take pics of cosplay girls without their permission? there's no law against it, so why do people get so angry over it?

Lol

Hehe

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There's also no law against flipping people off, but it's still a rude thing to do.

no. tribalism is a big problem (I don't think any other country has a pre election period as long as the USA), but a political system with effectively only two sides (that aren't even that far removed from each other) is objectively bad.
It is understandable to a degree though, the USA is so big that elections are already a logistical nightmare.

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>giving the ayyy a reply
stop dooming us faggot

Yes, cislord
Cosplay is not consent

That's the live action isometric one isn't it?

dobby was right
get over it incel

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all the CDI games have really good music surprisingly

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>Wii had good online games!!
>Shovelware TMNT game, a shitty halo ripoff that nobody's heard of, and Mario Kart
bravo dobson

Fuck you Conduit was based.

have sex

What the hell are these charts supposed to mean?

Why?

Someone post the picture from the actual convention with him in the background.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7rgXKUXOgvU

>It's undeniable that republicans gerrymander more
False

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wtf it was supposed to be undeniable

Is there a convenient place to find all of Dobson's comics?

You mean the obviously photoshopped one?

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Okay, this one got me.

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Getting 5$ a month on patreon i guess

wear doing it bro

>hot-dog water Tom
goddamm

I think user it's suggesting non-white characters never get turned white but it's ignoring The Anchient one,Goku,Makoto, Catwoman and other characters like Light and his Father

when you replace a nigger with a human, it has a greater impact, because there's less niggers in movies
if you replace a human with a nigger, it has a smaller impact because there's still plenty of humans

What if you use spics and Asians?
>inb4 muh honarary

How does having a longer rope help you in tug of war?

Almost reminds me of the blue bear guy.

What is Dobson even doing these days? He's not successful and I don't think he's actually doing comics anymore aside from those awful political ones where it's clear he's just lost his mind.

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Is this implying Black characters never get changed?
I guess it gives you more to hold onto not too sure

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replacing a spic with a human or replace a nigger with a spic?

if I had to guess it'd be the same outcome as replacing a human with a nigger.
Humans upset, SJWs perfectly okay with it

based, no cooperation with violent authoritarians.
this is somehow a controversial stance on 4chand

user I uhh...

In the situation with a fire pit, it means you can get pulled a little bit and come back, whereas without it, you'd fall in & die

What about the Asians though? Also Yea Forums is ok with spic replacements. Suddenly everyone would care about Nova if he was blackwashed

>dobson genuinely supports the LGBT movement and isn't just a perv-

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So is he saying Video games do cause violence, or that people who have been gamers for a while are hypocritical Nazis?

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>conduit
>wii fit
dumb chink cat

>takes sword
>beats fag
>rape ensues

His shiting on McDonalds seems incompatible with his McDonald's night comic.

DON'T DO ANYTHING! DON'T YOU DARE TO DO ANYTHING, JUST STOP DOING THINGS. EVERYTHING HAVE SEXUAL IMPLICATION SO WE BETTER BACK OFF BEFORE SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS!

I think he's saying the people who usually say games don't cause x said that Wolfenstein would make people attack whites and that making nazis take over America was anti-white.

can't find a fault in what he said there.

Jesus fucking Christ Dobson...

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Cosplay is not consent to be touched but it should be considered consent to be photographed
Frankly even just being in a convention should be considered consent to photography, it's just the nature of conventions.

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This has to be one of Dobson's worst attempts at a joke.

The implication is that the straw man believes Wolfenstein the new order will incite violence against conservatives mixed in with a healthy dash of everybody right of Marx is a nazi

wtf

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See that fat dude between the guy in the green shirt and the black girl(?) in the back? That's Dobson.

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sprite flip is canon

You guys should check out his Facebook. It's a goldmine.

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OTHER JOYS

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the things I'd do to that everything

This is a black thing, isn't it?

holy fucking shit

can someone fucking explain why he cried at the end, is dobson just a giant bitch or something?

So of the people who have been gaming long enough to care about the murder sim argument, are alt-right, openly alt-right, give a shit about video games and belive that the video game itself causes violence, not the marketing. All this mental gymnastics to call some small minority of people a hypocrite. Holy shit Son of Dob.

Shut up, Will.

He's equating DVDs to human lives.

How is AoT, in any way, fascist?

That's at least what I think he's saying it makes more sense than everyone I don't like is a nazi sympathizer

Judging by her pose I suspect Dobson was not exactly being honest about how events transpired
Also I'm retarded, I am still unsure which one is Dobson.

I'm assuming he saw the image he posted and nothing else.

Because Dobson doesn't like it. What other explanation could there be?

Literally the only thing these people know about Nazis and "Facisim" is that there's an army that promotes uniformity, and they salute.

The hand sign I guess but even niggas do it in that show

It's the small hunched over figure in the distance between the goblino in the green shirt and the nigress.

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Scary miltary = fashit guys

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>sense
>dobsons point
One and only one.

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Why is it so hard for anime-onlies to pick up or at least glance at the manga?

>Dobson
>Twilight Princess is good!
>Also Dobson

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>born in 1989
>died in 1945
nice

are you taking the fucking piss, surely you are joking, there is no way one man can be THAT fucking disconnected from reality, right?

God bless Power Girl cosplayers

As far as Americans are concerned anyone that isn't explicitly their ally is their enemy by default.

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Read it again. He tells the story like he fought with someone who brought a gun into the store.

Author hates Koreans, has an important side character based on an imperial Japanese commander who genocided many of them before World War II, and a recent chapter had controversy due to the Golem of Prague.

kek

God. Imagine if this dude was an fan of American Pac-Man games n stuff.

Here's his newest comic.

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I like how he spergs about links hair twice in the same comic

This is pretty funny actually. Still don't like the artstyle but that's webcomics for you.

Silly dobson, who would believe that he has a gf?

chortle

he did have one

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Why is he so obsessed with Link's hair?

No it isn't. That guy has no hat on and clearly has hair. Dobon's a bald fuck who hides being bald in an obnoxiously large fedora.

Oh my fucking god

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Please tell me that this is the picture of a barn animal foced in a dress... I don't know what revolts me the most, the idea of her nude or the idea that she and dobson might have had sex. Talk about a scene that would drive a man insane.

Holy cringe.

feel like it would be more believable if he got excited about it and then realized the games were shit after.

>Need to be at work at 8am
Is that suppose to be early? Swedish working time is 7-16

where's the one where he gets jealous of his drawing's smile?

It's a picture of a barn animal forced in a dress.

And Dobson has
PORKED
her.

Conduit was fucking trash fuck out of here you massive fucking retard. I bought that piece of shit because Nintendo Power gave it an 8. I don't understand how a first person shooter with broken ai ten years out of date, with the lamest wet cardboard Deus-ex inspired 2deep4u plotline, with the only ""innovation"" being you can point your wiimote at a wall for a few seconds until it lights up, can be an 8 in anyone's mind but the terminally retarded. The Conduit sucks dick and only exists as a talking point to 'prove' the Wii has good shooters, despite the fact that it would be a 5/10 in any other library.

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LLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKKK'SSS HAAAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRR

looks like a hat to me

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Some do. People are under the impression that their selected party is entitled to winning automatically even though both sides hate you and make life an even bigger nightmare every few years.

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is Dobbo from Texas

>GUYS WHAT HAPPENED TO LINKS HAIR
>WHY ISN'T LINK'S HAIR BROWN
>WHY IS IT BLONDE
>WHY DID LINK DYE HIS HAIR WHY ISN'T IT BROWN LIKE THE CARTOON THAT I THINK IS CANON

How the fuck does opponent wins = strawman argument?

And where's the brim? Dobson's hat is, again, an obnoxiously large fedora. He's owned it since he was a teenager and has bragged about that awful thing. Also, that guy looks babyfaced whereas Son of Dob has a blatant neckbeard that'd distort his face to brown at that resolution.

Just admit you're mixing it up with a bad photoshop someone made of him after that comic came out. I can even find the shoop if you'd like.

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How can one man be such a source of parody yet not find a way to monetise it at all, instead subsisting on under $1000 a month

Jesus Christ this motherfucker fits the bill for the title of incel, They just fucking winked and were being playful with you, fucking fat fuck, in fact I think this story is bullshit because I don't think Dobson is the type of guy that would get hit on by women

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Does anyone have the image he drew after visited Yea Forums? The one that was actually quiet good

>I know this show bothered me. But rather than just saying "its not for me." I had to get a journalist on fucking SYFY of all places tell me what to think.
I legit think Andrew Dobson is the closest fucking person we have to a legit, actual untermensch.

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He was bullied by a blonde chad

>Mario's not from Brooklyn anymore

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Its like his funniest comic

>DIC CARTOONS GOOD
>OLD GOOD
>NEW BAD

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You sure rhats dobson? I though he wasnt that bad looking, just onions

Nester would be jizzing all over Wii games

Nej det är inte.

Damn... Really made me think.

He's never worn a T-shirt that says TEXAS BRONCO on it so I don't think so.

It isn't. He was conflating the original with pic related.

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>left side is portrayed as bad
/ourguy/?

>ALL OF THE DAY, BRO!

dic more like dick am i right

Yea Forums BTFO

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>I fucking hate society

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Why do the left defend and love pedos so much?

What?

Literal autism

>Gunn said nigger like 10 years ago on twitter or something
>ends up re-hired to make Guardians 3
>AHA, TAKE THAT, ALT-RIGHT!
I am very confused

Is it even possible to lose a regular game of tetris without any gimmicks?

>male being sexual harassed

he didnt say nigger. he talked about wanting to fuck kids especially baron trump

Woah

The eybrows make it funny to me.

whatever, same shit, how come a SJW is defending that?

No that was Dan Harmon who wanted to fuck Baron Trump.

>retard makes comic and people here (mostly americans) make fun of him for being so god damn retarded
>"do americans really all agree with this guy?"

>I'm a nice person
Fucking kek.

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Because they love capeshit.

Autism

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>makes a comic about how Jews hate having to hear Merry Christmas
>insults his Jewish girlfriend and her family on that day by being a sniveling fuck because he can’t celebrate Christmas and get fat with toys

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All of the day bro

if someone has ever said they're a nice person you can know with full certainty they aren't

>I'll slant my hooves towards each other so I'll look hyper-kawaii, tee-hee.

I didn't know Dobson was into the Ms. Piggy Cosplay scene.

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I like to think the empty syringe is actually full of cum

I hate these sort od people. Its the same as me saying "mlk is the story of a man betraying his people, plunging them into generations of poverty line living and violence in pursuit of pimping

So... Dobson's gay, right?

Twilight Princess Link has darker hair than most newer Links though

>wanting people to immigrate legally is genocide
I literally don’t comprehend how people make this leap

Hogwarts isn't that special. Hermione got to go there and her parents are nobodys.

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1 timme frukost/lunch som inte ingår i arbetstimmarna är normen.

>SEX IS EVIL XD
is Dobson making fun of someone who portrays sex as something evil? does he not see the irony?

I think he's saying "If I let the antagonist with the argument people will only think I did so to avoid being called a strawman."
Or he doesn't know what a strawman is.

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>can't even beat up a pile of treasure
What a loser.

>things that i like
>racism
>things that i hate
>blacks, asians
Based dobso

>hating Seinfeld
>Hates Hanukkah
Is he a Nazi?

The monkey looks really upset.

>Lady in the Water is his favorite M Night movie
>The movie where the director self-insert is a messiah

im fucking crying

the real question is how the fuck he managed to get into the cage of a gorilla without subsequently being torn into pieces

Why is the right unable to understand what a joke is?

>Hitler went back in time to kill Hitler

det är det visst neger unge

Why is everybody a fucking spaz now?

>odd...closed but the door is open
Oh dobson. You absolute asshole. You are reason why my pizza hut had to put cortains on the windows because otherwise people would think it was open at 2am

>posting thousands of tweets saying how you like to fuck and rape kids
>"jokes"

He's been having a hard time keeping on top of his payments, and then some fag with a paintbrush somehow knew he had a debt problem and painted it on his stomach, embarrassing him in front of the other zoo animals.

Honestly, she looks too hot to be with dobson.

9-5 is the typical American work day.

isnt it time for evening prayer muhammed?

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>I don't like sports because I'm smart
>talks about how he's a retard who can't do basic algebra in the same picture

>Boy and His Blob
>New IP

Yeah we all had our edgy baby rape joke phase. Don't pretend you don't know the difference between a baby and a ham sandwich.

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>Send Request

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Holy fucking plebeian Batman.

I actually don't know, when we went through that phase racist jokes were in. I know the difference between a black man and a speedbump.

You slow down for a speed bump

You don't fuck a ham sandwich before you eat it
What's the difference between a black man and a speedbump?

Here's the fundamental problem with Dobson... even in the rare occasions when he is correct about something, he still presents that opinion in such an unlikable and boorish manner, with strawmen and lazy stereotypes, that you still hate him and wish he was wrong.
In short, the problem isn't whether Dobson is right or wrong, the problem is that he's a loudmouthed cunt.

Ignoring the obvious "Send request", what was this comic trying to prove? "This guy bullied me constantly in my school years, but now he sent a friend request? HA! Denied! Take that!"

>Batman has flaws
>Not some perfect detective that will never kill
>Has human like imperfections
>Is more human like
>More realistic
>You should not support this fictional comic hero because i don't fully agree with the artists views.
>LITERALLY FUCKING HITLER

Holy fuck.
Is everything that is not 100% PC, literally the same as someone who is responsible for one of the worst tragedies in human history?

Would you be friends with your school bully?

Yeah, I probably would have laughed at that back in the day.
This guy had the answer.

That's your brain on political absolutism

No, but I probably wouldn't write a comic about it, featuring said bully being mean to me for 4 panels.

Imagine being so misogynistic that you look at an object and think it's woman

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I don't follow the Batman comics much, but has Batman been using guns and deliberately killing people, driving a tank and not caring about innocents for the last 15 years?
And was it actually popular?

Based

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I challenge anyone under the age of 30 to know that the "Wand of Gamelon" isn't a sexy toy.

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STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

Rememberd only for the title

No, I think Dobson has Batman confused with the Punisher

WORDS

Same reason why certain... "people"... are obsessed with blue arms.

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yeah Dob used to draw shit like this

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advertisers gonna freak

Like, Miller did write "The 'Goddamn' Batman" thing where he was mental, but I thought that was generally ridiculed and even Miller later said it was meant to be parody (I think he's just saying that to save face, but still, shows you the backlash.)
In the Dark Knight Returns, he's certainly not shooting people or killing them (I mean, one of the major plot points is that he CAN'T kill the Joker, so the Joker has to kill himself.)
He calls guns "the weapon of the enemy" ffs.

no. Frank Miller wrote a mini series about a jaded Batman (after the death of the second Robin).
People have taken ideas from it and made callbacks, but nothing as drastically character altering as Dobson seems to think
(probably because he hasn't read the comics either)

Fun Fact: Those publishers were right. Remember Me was utterly forgotten and was a total flop. If the lead female had been sexier with jiggle physics, it would've sold at least 3x better.

Won't forget her ass though

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Like why cant he kill people?

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Why is a random kid playing on his wii? Who let him in the house?

Spot isnt real, its dannys console. Dumbbell is his younger brother, he pressed the soft spot on his head when he was a baby too hard.

I highly doubt that kid played a Zelda CDI game

It's almost a man ass, mate.

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exactly

Why is links hair not dark like mine? HOW COME LINK LOOK LIKE MY BULLY?!?

SO FAT YOU LOOK
AND SEE FOOD

What a little bitch.

Why would you want to remember that?

I bullied a kid quite viciously once about being gay(never knew if he was.)
Did it until he cried.
Some years later I had a completely fine and normal conversation with him when he was working at FUCKING GAMESTOP to the point where he was honestly surprised I was both civil to him and chill.
In the end I'm pretty sure we would've gotten along as actual friends.

Literally, unironically HOW do you go from being this Based to being this cringe and bluepilled?

Desperately wanting to be the good guy.

Link kicked his ass.

>Brawl
>good game

based

>bear not blue
what is this kuso? you baka!

what's wrong with Brawl?

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Does anyone have the edit where he mention's Link's hair like 10 times?

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When I was a young kid I had a pretty shitty life, got bullied often. Finally got sick of feeling powerless and bullied another kid.
Years later I'd forgotten all about the times I was a bully and became is best friend.
Now he lives a successful life, has a wife and three kids, runs his own business and vacations 6 weeks of the year in whatever foreign country strikes their fancy. Meanwhile I'm living a shitty life posting on Yea Forums and about 6 months away from a fatal heart attack if the odd chest pains and sensations where my heart forgets to beat for a couple of seconds are any indication. But that's fine, my back is so fucked-up from a bitch surgery that my kidneys are shredded from the medication that allows me to still work and afford said medications.
And my bullies are all VP's at various businesses across the country with their own successful lives.

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>ywn get bullied by Aran Ryan
YA GOT THOSE CHEESEBURGERS FROM MCDONALDS NIGHT, DID YA,DOBBY

much arigatou

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I cannot believe Dobson was our guy all along

A guy who bullied me in 7th grade is now a fat manlet with a kid he had at 19, working odd jobs to get by

I'm not too happy with my life but at least I'm almost done with my Masters in Mechanical Engineering and I have a steady job. Could be worse I guess

Why does sypha look like she already knows the punchline

>bear wearing glasses

So much Dobsonpilling in this thread that nu/v/ can't comprehend it.

>"Why fetch Link's crummy hair when he could be fetching pails of water?"

>who's own story
>who's

Looks equally ugly as him.

yeah, while pretending to be a girl

I've made thousands of jokes about killing people. Does that make me a serial killer?

>using Windows

>prestigious
>public school
???

she's gonna make trevor drink her pee

isn't link's hair in twilight princess kind of browner than usual anyway?

hes not actually into this right? he said he wasnt a furry and now inflation?

Not brown enough for the big blue bear.

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danke, herr doktor

Thanks doc

I love this doctor

Thanks doc

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>likes Lady in the water which is a anti-critic movie.
How does his mind work?

youtube.com/watch?v=qYWB-1qmLJI

Bearely.

To this date, I'm still convinced that the Human Torch casting was solely done by some out-of-touch executive that didn't even know what F4 was.
>we need a black to appeal to the black audience!
>can't be the main character, that's TOO wild!
>can't be Thing, how else could the blacks know he's black?
>can't be the girl
>oh, fire guy? sure, who cares if he and the white girl are supposed to be siblings lmao we'll make them step siblings
I can't believe people actually believed they were doing that to be progressive and not just hook a bigger market.

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What are some good lolcows? Dobson is nice but I want something new and Chris is just sad at this point.

I don't get it

Hang out on /sci/ for awhile

A friendly reminder that nobody in this thread is Dobson and that Dobson managed to get a girlfriend once, so why can't you?

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>new IPs
>A Boy and His Blob

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You see it on Yea Forums now with OOOOO LOOK AT THIS EPIC CENTRIST, THINKING HE'S SO SMART shit

Why are a bunch of Hungarians/Romanians celebrating Thanksgiving?

fat faggot
slut cosplayer. Lovely.

Why would any female put up with such a person?
It sure as fuck isn't for the 5$ patreon.

Dobson lives in a world where cartoons for teens are to mature for him.

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Well his girlfriend was also fat and unattractive

Imagine being disturbed enough to unironically write that.

is it poison and tranquilizer?

Is this for real?!

Yeah dude its totally real, hot off the press from 9gag!

Read the thread.

Smart of him. If nobody knows he's a guy, he gets much more support when giving this kind of message

OH NO I'M INFLATING AGAIN

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>This is almost as good as The Legend of Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon™ for the Phillip's CD-i®!
What the fuck is this dialogue?

>Person shows interest in something you like but doesn't fully understand
>Take this as offending

Also, he thinks he hit rock bottom then.

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Its how Dobson probably talks

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Counties are forced to be massively gerrymandered pro-republican to make up for the fact that state lines are completley out of control in the other direction. The largest res populations in the country are in some of the deepest blue states, and there are a plethora of pure-red states with no significant blue population to speak of, so the end result is that on a state level, well over half of the red population is in blue states and gets no voice.

Why do necrophiles going to work at the morgue?

Except the left are the cheaters in this.

idunno, man, did you pay thousands of dollars to organize a child molester themed birthday party to make a joke?

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PROTIP: Every side has violent authoritarians

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And here I was, disappointed at how fast I managed to unlock them all.

why is the girlfriend seeking an apology? normally id never side with dobson but why is she looking for an im sorry over how she perceived a drawing just about how he's feeling?

Why is Dobson so fun to bully?

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Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros Wii, Wii Sports Resort

Bongland and Burgerland swap definitions for "Private school" and "Public school"

>you'd end up with massive concentrations of people getting the same representation as a dozen farmers out in bumfuck nowhere.
Which is good, because those farmers deserve to have their voices heard too rather than being shouted over by the fuckers in the city.

this is the worst thing i've ever seen

You forgot
>the critic is the bad guy
it's like pottery

>girlfriend

yeah sure thing dobby

this is pretty funny

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Is this your first day on Yea Forums?
Politics ARE binary absolutes in America and on this site

>thinking this comic is recent

Holy fuck how new are you?

Daily Reminder

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I want to fuck a moogle

Funny thing is that both of those outfits are from the SNES era. Left one is just updated art from the GBA port.

.t never went as far as decided to even go want to do look more like

I'm starting to think he barely played any games and spent most of his time watching the cartoons

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reminds me of picrelated
Dobson think he is hot shit, but he fell into the same trap as every mediocre cartoonist

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That's a very shitty batman even for Dobson

Do you like his Superman?

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How many people who write about Miller actually read all his works? From my own experience, he can be real hit-or-miss (when he hits, he hits hard and great, but when he misses, he really misses), but I don't recall Batman ever getting towards nazi levels.

huh? the implication is that they're making fun of him because they call him "the fun one" presumably after talking with whoever dobson asked to be quiet

>attention whoring cosplayer unhappy with attention
things that never happened

US election systems make it so that only two parties can co-exist on a national level

literally fucking autistic

The worst human being possible

wtf? you have to TRY to be bad at smash

>Dobson thinking he's smart enough to memorize and understand something as simple as the periodic table.
>When he's too fucking stupid to know the words "Dying" "Apple" "Red" "Wine"

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Fact is, Dobson doesn't want to work very hard, plain and simple. I used to pity him, but then I realized he's very much like me, if I had put in the minimum effort to lazily attempt my 'dream' of lazily doodling instead of working. I

this is the only unironically funny dobson comic, although i guess it's still ironic in that i also find it funny that he somehow thought it was a good idea for a comic

make your mind up, is centrism good or bad? lol

Oh god a Dobson thread. I'm going to try and contain my excitement and not respond to posts from seven hours ago.

It's fun to bully those that can't fight back.
Like tripping a toddler

can't really argue that many public figures on the right actually live by the 'american family values' they espouse

I'm still here and answering to replies
t. OP

small wonder hot pockets let it slide

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its all fun until he just denies your friends-request on fagbook

this but unironically, the republican party has avowed nazis in it

Tell me where you live so I can Nazi at you.

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I wonder if I should do my regular shtick of how lame his visual imagery is. I usually post the 'big tits on a con poster is offensive' comic with the 1980s executive on the cell phone with the two purple marios in the background hammering nails from a bucket labeled nails on the offensive big tit poster, but I think I'm going to go abstract and just describe it in text. The funniest thing about Dobson is that he's lazy, he draws the most low IQ imagery every and never thinks about anything that he's drawing. It's a hoot.

Who's an avowed Nazi?

I have that one right here
I've also been going through an old ED forum thread and posting some dob comics that haven't been making rounds recently, e.g. the final fantasy and hellraiser ones

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you can nazi your own balls you fat faggot

Didn't he successfully profile muslims after 9/11?

You're just scared of my Nazi powers.

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Maybe. Hey why doesn't Dobson write a story about a hero doing the real right thing?

Finally I read this thread completely
Everyone you can stop posting now I had enough Dobsongate for my eye balls and I need sleep right now.

By the way I am NOT Dobson.

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Because freedom is a meme only stupid people believe in.

you can google as well as I can pal but I'm sure you've got skin in the game to defend them as being just crypto enough to be outright nazis. I know how the bad faith argument game is played

>my side GOOD
>other BAD

you've never kissed a girl

No one here played it or gave a shit about it until AVGN reviewed it anyways.

Ah yes, Remember Me, the hit game that used a female protagonist without sexualizing her.

Oh wait, nobody ever played it and it's only remembered for the ass-in-tight-pants box art.

He had one
I think they broke up after he started bitching about how she didn't care about his art or something

Doomentio Is a funny one

>Mexican, but thinks he's white and european
>reviews anime to shit on popular shows like Boku no hero, SnK, isekai of the season, etc
>white supremacist and hates immigrants besides being roommates with a Colombian illegal immigrant
>defends New Zealand massacre because muslims have killed people before so they deserve to be killed as well

you need to know Spanish to follow him though

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Gorillas aren't violent unless threatened and they're very shy and prefer to avoid danger anyway. Males sometimes confront people but they won't do anything unless you do. Their reaction to humans is basically similar to how humans react to animals. When was the last time you saw somebody go ham on a stray cat or a bird that flew into their house?

Looks good to me. Not everyone likes giant asses.

I used my Nazi powers to kiss a million girls.

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>u just post it an i never seen it so is new
fucking hell user

Thanks for the alley-oop, OP, you're a true pal.
So for this one I always like to first look at his idea of the type of guy who runs a con. He is an executive, his mouth is very open and he is yelling on his cell phone. He's wearing a suit, and he has the classic 1980's yuppie executive... comic book cartoon convention manager hair cut. This character,
'doesn't get it'. He's been hit, he's blown away, he's losing sales! He's being boycotted, because just a little bit to the right of this arrogant figure, if you look very closely, you'll see what everyone else already saw clearly. The everyman, but not just any everyman, a pair of HANDYMEN, yes. a HANDYMAN dressed like (our guy) MARIO, silently raising one eyebrow, and turns his head, in mockery. This foolish executive doesn't get it. He's so fucking dumb. Everyone knows it. Boobs on a poster? They don't get it. Nobody likes boobs on a poster. This is an honest community, even the janitors are disgusted at what they're doing. These yuppies. These SUITS who have put the fans and convention center mario handymen in BOYCOTT over how DISGUSTING this drawing of breasts is, to advertise the sacred convention of comics. Disgusting to all who see clearly.
And in perfect symmetry with the subtlety of the image, these noble men work on a bed of nails, in protest of the world that cares so little for them. In spilling their bucket of nails labelled 'NAILS', with which they unevenly apply a pile of scrolls to a wooden green wall, with a waist-high baseboard. This is the stuff of masters.

The door was open bro.

Okay lol I guess I'll google 'nazi republicans' after I write this post, but don't you actually have anything to say except to point somewhere else? I'm not kidding, I'm going through a personal political revolution here and I'd rather hear a human argument from your mouth which gave it, rather than be deflected off to some reference pointer.

>doesn’t break up over him completely disrespecting her family and faith and then acting like a bitchy self-pitying cunt when he gets called out
>instead they break up after he feels like a victim
Bad enough to date him, but this would be a new level of pathetic.

based

What the hell are these arrows trying to tell me

thanks for the info

ALL OF THINE DAY SIR

Yes, when the blocks overflow you lose. A vast majority of tetris games played end in a loss.

He had a GF for a long time, people are really running that word to the ground.

>all fags need to die
Based

Eh, I can't blame him this is how I drew FFIX in 2005

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based

apart from maybe Comicon or some other big name events, there are no suits calling the shots at cons. fucking dobson

Yeah. Actual pedophiles don't post that shit in public

>can't understand X+Y=Z

Jesus Christ.

He didn't even draw the skeleton that's propping up the Sorceress's tits.

Yeah and reading back I barely even wrote it. Unfinished sentence at the end about the bed of nails and an erroneous paragraph space near the top. *crack* *sip*

That's cute, user

>"They think the world revolves around them"
>Literally drew several comics insulting people who don't Accept the DIC Nintendo cartoons as important.

Are we seriously going to have a Dobson thread without "Calm thine tits"?

post it

That's unusually fulfilling of you to say, I nearly cringed myself to death remembering it for about a decade now

reminds me of fgo

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A true classic

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Haha, I mean really. What the fuck?

how can one, single man be so far off reality

every fucking time

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Bongistan calls public schools state schools

Okay okay but we have to be reasonable about this, right? Surely he thought it was a term of endearment. Perhaps this was a consolatory version of the 'Lesbian Kick'?

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Holy heck I wish someone would accuse me so clearly. I mean just imagine.

But it's feminists throwing around "incel" and "virgin" these days

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I think he's saying the only way someone could disagree with his own opinion is by using a strawman

wishful thinking

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>all the nigger voice acting
It was weird, that's for sure

Bump 4 Carneval

Haven't had this much of a kek in a long time. Thanks, user.

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Yeah sure Nilin wasn't sexualized, that's why the camera was always looking at her ass in skinny jeans
I enjoyed RM but come on

That's almost a good drawing of his "persona".

One thing I give him credit for is that his style hasn't changed, and thus keeps itself fresh in this era of, you know. Especially since everyone draws closed mouths with the puffy cheek. Though the ((( lines ))) over eyes and shit is still pretty bad.

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WHERE DID THE HAIR GO?

It's just another form of shock humor, but several were fake retweets of his friends, or crude references to a shower's pressure.

PUFFY CHEEKS

EVERYWHERE

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Probably because he was a total sullen asshole and embarrassed her in front of her family. She dumped him for a reason.

JESUS CHRIST

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This is like a scene in a movie where the cafeteria goes dead quiet, complete with record scratch.

They're dentists

how is this even a joke, those games are only known for being bad

>"No!"

bullying ain't nice

>user I uhh...
oh shoot, it is him. Dude is in my top 5 internet people I love to hate.

Dobson/Moviebob collab when

That‘s a step forwards for dobson

Soundtrack by Brentalfloss

Absolutely based and redpilled

If he has a roommate at Disney, couldn't he use that guy as a connection? This is why networking and "who you know" is SO damn important in the entertainment industry.