You get to take three vidyagaems of your choosing to this supermax prison cell. For online and or multiplayer games...

How good are these bots? If they are at the level that they are nearly indistinguishable from real players then I'll take Rainbow Six Siege. Then I'll take the Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+ and Counter Strike: Global Offensive for Surf Maps

Puyo Puyo Tetris
Mount & Blade/dwarf fort
A Guitar Hero game

Tetris is a game I can play forever, puyo puyo is the most packed version. Mount and Blade and Dwarf Fort are a toss up, probably get more playtime out of dwarf fort but M&B is more mechanically satisfying. The last spot is a rhytem game, most likely a guitar hero game, I'm not the biggest music guy, but I feel like I would slowly be driven insane by the other games on my list if I only had their sounds.

Dungeon crawl
Dorf fort
Morrowind
That should keep me entertained for 10 years at least

slam your head against an edge

the sink is on the top you retard

this

Puyo Puyo Tetris
Team Fortress 2 with maps pack
Minecraft with mods pack
Fucking easy.

Are you stupid enough to assume I thought it was otherwise ?

Its a US prison cell, specifically from ADX Florence. ADX is only for the baddest motherfuckers. Terrorists, gang leaders, shit like that.

>implying this is a fundamental change from my standard NEET lifestyle
How good are the bot, can I bring a waifu pillow, and can I hang up anime tapestries? None of these are deal breakers but would be worth it if all I have to do is bribe a few guards with .jpgs.

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Or in the case of Illinois and Indiana, "supermax" shit corporate prisons who pay the state to subsidize them like any other business and on top of that, use pressure via their (supposed) tax revenue to require contracts that they stay full and profitable. Hence potheads ending up in prisons...you're a revenue source just like a Wal-mart shopper or call center target only being in prison for increasingly tiny reasons is how you're monetized.

Blowing them all open, letting the inmates kill everyone involved from the guys making these laws and contracts right on down to the guys pouring the concrete and bending the rebar for the floors should be a national holiday aired on live tv. Every gangbanger, possible-killer and terrorist who escapes is a small price to pay.

You comment is that of a person who is that stupid, for the record.

My games would be Minecraft, WoW (so I can farm all the old raids until I have all the tier gear and cool looking weapons from every raid ever and having 0 other human players involved makes WoW better) and my third would be rpg maker.

Killing Floor 2
Killzone 2
Star Wars Episode 1 Racer

>2

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that's not going to kill you.

it'll just hurt really bad.

>You comment is that of a person who is that stupid, for the record.
No, my comment implies that I don't want my toilets near my only water supply, dumbass.

Mario maker 2
Minecraft
GTAV

Its all about replayability because you have to pass a lot of time.

Dwarf Fortress
Factorio
Terraria

PSO ep1&2
Minecraft

Not sure about a third one.

Brainlets. It's all so tiresome.

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>shower
>normal toilet
>a lot of space
>comfortable bed

Do americans really have such comfy prisons? I ready to live there until I die.

*russian*

Morrowind
Crusader Kings 2
Minecraft

Just cross into norway and stab someone, this is the worst you can get

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All you have to do is blow up a building and you'll be there in no time

How bad are russian prisons?

No, we're literally over crowded and are just stuffing or shipping prisoners in open gyms or gym-like areas like pack mules. Its where literal terrorists get better treatment than normal prisoners.

Woke.

Football Manager
Victoria 2
Dwarf Fortress

>Hence potheads ending up in prison

This doesn't actually happen very often. Drug offenders only make up like 20% of state and federal prisoners, and that includes trafficking. Stats aren't particularly good for what type of drugs they're in for, but the US Sentencing Commission said that in 2017, something like 0.5% of people sentenced for drug offenses were there due to simple possession of marijuana (and there's no breakdown as to whether they've got other extenuating circumstances).

The drug war may be responsible for mass incarceration in the US, but it's due to the violent crimes perpetrated by the traffickers.

yeah it's better

They're not better treated, their exposure time to guards and inmates is just so low theres hardly any issues.
2 doesn't have Abandon All so its shit by default

youtube.com/watch?v=9sgot9U4ctk
really depends of prison,there is the most comfy in Russia,i guess

doesn't make it worse
2 is better

legit. the for-profit prison business is fucking terrifying and if everyone involved was brutally murdered America would instantly be a better place.

How the fuck does that shower work? And why would they give me a TV i could dismantle? Anyway...

TES4: Oblivion
GTA 5
Fallout NV with all DLC.

I'm going for longevity/replayability here.

>online
Wow Classic
FFXIV
>offline
some game I can replay a lot, i dunno which one

Football manager
Rimworld
Mount and blade bannerlord

If prisons were done away with a lot less people would follow laws unless the death penalty is the only remaining sentence

>no Tyrone cellmate
Well, shit.

>What games do you take?
1. Final Fantasy VII, I'd finally have the time to take down Ruby and Emerald.
youtube.com/watch?v=kWs__4FWjY8
2. God Hand, I'd finally have the time to git gud.
youtube.com/watch?v=Wm4ivFhQ5tA
3. Super Mario World, I'd finally have the time to beat the Special Zone.
youtube.com/watch?v=LPHB6eXajtQ

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Warbad
Minecraft or Terraria
Dwarf Fortress
These games would keep me busy for life.

Awful choice nigga, you'd finish those in a month at max, and if you're sitting 10 years in the slammer at the end you'll remember every single pixel of that Special Zone

3 copies of AoE2 please

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dwarf fortress
minecraft
fallout 2

Hang yourself with the blanket. Or break the tv and cut your wrists.

What's even the point in letting people rott in cells like that? At that point it's cheaper and more humane to just kill them. They will never function out in society after being locked up in a place like that.

Generally they are useful to some degree as informants or a political statement or they were prosecuted in a state without the death penalty.

the point in punishment. when you kill someone its over, they wont care once its done. theyd rather have the terrible criminals suffer alone for years id guess

Honestly, isolation cells seem like a weird thing.
Many people are against the death penalty but are okay with isolation cells when in reality they look like a living hell to be confined to all alone for the rest of your life.

That's leagues nicer than my dorm room on campus, jesus.

Look like an hotel room.

Let us treat prisoners even further like subhuman cattle, that will surely improve recidivism rates.

Fuck off drumpftard

>treating shit like shit is bad
what level of retardation are you on

They are subhuman and worth less than cattle. Cattle at least provides a benefit.

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only tf2 if i also get real multiplayer (without voice and text chat)
if not: Deus Ex, Civ V, Nekopara to jerk off to and learn Japanese

His family and the Mexican government and that faggot Obama sure did cry when he was executed, but I wonder how that girl's family reacted when they learned he raped her with a plank of wood and crushed her head into paste with a chunk of concrete.

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The death penalty is infinitely more cost effective, why don't we use it instead of life sentences?

Actually, some offenders like rapists and kiddy fiddlers want to be slammed into isolation.
Otherwise other prisoners would mop the floor with them

>The White House asked the supreme court to put the execution on hold while Congress passed a law that would prevent Leal from being put to death along with dozens of other foreign nationals who were denied proper access to diplomatic representation before trials for capital crimes.
They never mention the chunk of concrete used to smash her face into hamburger or the splinters of wood inches long they found in her vagina.

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American "correctional" systems are designed purely for punishment. It's why so many are repeat offenders. They go in once and are fucking brainwashed and forced by it to become career criminals just to survive. Rehabilitation is a meme here. Hell, they practically allow prison rape as a part of the punishment.

Americans really don't believe in redemption or second chances, just vindication. And privatisation has made it 1000% worse now that companies have a financial interest in keeping their prisoners. It's soul crushingly evil but will never change because of how little Americans care about each other.

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If i have acces to the internet, i would take fucking little big planet and mario maker
>Infinite levels

>waa stop treating subhuman fags like theyre bad
>thug niggers deserve a second chance waaa

this plus dwarf fortress

>ayuda mi chico, dios, ayuda mi chico
Don't worry, as soon as 2020 rolls around and whichever faggot with a D next to their name gets into the white house all will be well and you subhuman primates can go back to raping and pillaging. Just don't be surprised to see more impressionable kids start racking up a body count and releasing meme-filled manifestos.

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Can anybody help me understand the mind of leftists?
>We need to remove death penalty because humans rights
>We need to kill the mass shooter in new zealand because we said so!

I bring a PC and Switch and pirate all my games, what are they gonna do about it, extend my life sentence?

>people thinking they'll get Internet in their prison
Come on, niggers.

Dorf Fort, FTL and AoE 2, I may finally have the time to get good if they block 4channel

Do I have to play them on the black and white TV?