Merchandise thread

>Start job at new company
>Everyone is allowed to decorate their desks
>Everyone has a bunch of capeshit and star wars figures
>"user why is your desk empty? you should bring something like everyone else!"
>figure sure why not, no one's hiding their power level
>bring my Kyo Kusanagi and Mai Shiranui nendoroids for my desk
>a week passes by
>get summoned into HR office
>asked by HR cunt not to display inappropriate content while at work in a super serious meeting with a manager
>pic related is my figure
Welp, that's what I get for trying to fit in.
Buyfag thread

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Should have bought a funko pop instead.

>Welp, that's what I get for trying to stand out
Fix'd. To normalfags, capeshit and star wars figures are pretty much religious figures, so by decorating your station with animu you were being heretic against their beliefs.

user, stand above those balding faggots, dont put ANYTHING in your desk
AT ALL
just your papers and computer and drink whatever
no funkos or snk nendoroids or shit like that
you stupid fucking idiot you could have played it cool
also post the kyo one, im curious

>buyfag threads on Yea Forums

This. Absolutely nothing on the desk that isn't currently being worked on. Clutter is the worst thing you can have.

I had a crucifix on my workdesk for a few days and my boss called me into his office in a similar serious meeting. He told me it was deeply offensive to muslim, homosexual and jewish colleagues and I should remove it immediately or he'll be forced to notify Hr

Assuming you aren't memeing go ahead and sue them for the entire company.

Land of the free

My irish lawyer said I shouldn't because I would lose, and I'd be blacklisted from the industry for even trying
Such is life in California

>Land of the free
Name a country where it's socially acceptable to have half-naked anime girls in your work environment

Japan.

Just stand up for yourself and say you'll sue and that you don't mean to offend anyone.

This didn't happen.

Whatever this person says to reassure you that it did happen don't let him trick you. This is a made up story. It isn't true. It isn't an event which took place. Let's just be very clear that this user made these events up.

Thank you for correcting the record

meanwhile
>work at applel
>exec floor
>every other office has a gay flag on it so they can brown nose Tim Cook
sad

To be fair, Mai is basic bitch tier.

cum on it

How about you stop being a pussy and gift this to your boss. He'll probably promote you.

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Wait a minute

You deserve it for being a waifuist tbqh

I'm pretty sure you can sue for a company oppressing your religion, get paid son, and play the victim card

>christians
>rights
You can burn 200 christians alive and the media won't even report it

Chaotic desk is a sign of a chaotic mind.
Empty desk is a sign of a...

Here's list of social accepted "TOYS"

>Funko pop
>Any Marvel Cinematic Universe merc except female one
>Batman
>Lego figure
>"ART" toy
>Rubik cube
>Freedom gundam

empty workload

>he buys figs
>he decorates with fucking figs

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>decorate my desk with figs
>a week later the office smells like rotten fruit