WAH-HAH-HAH!
Hello Yea Forums, it-sa me, WAH-RIO! Imma back with another money-makin' scheme, an I'm in cahoots with that dirty jew Moot! If'a you all can give wahn-hundred replies to this-sa thread, you'll generate enough revenue to make-a me RICH!!! But, if you can do it fast enough, I'll get you all a little somethin' from myself, hee hee! So, what-a you stupids waiting for? Start the replies!
WAH-HAH-HAH!
Michael Gonzalez
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Thomas Garcia
Okay Wario...
Austin Morales
cringe
Charles Smith
Gabriel Peterson
Nathan Miller
You fucking kike. You can't just slap Dreamcast 2 on a Google box and think I'll buy it.
Tyler Rogers
>an I'm in cahoots with that dirty jew Moot!
Who?
Julian Young
Okay but only if you gib me ashley
Nicholas Johnson
>!@%#?
&^#^*&$#^&&##!@!
!@$$ & @#$%/*^@!
Cooper Hall
oh fuck look a wild gen z fuckbag, too cool to care about stuff right bud? Adorable
Austin Nelson
Based
Adam Evans
based qbertposter
Nolan Reyes
WAH
Grayson Lee
how is wario so acrobatic and athletic when hes fatter than me?
Adrian Wright
REE
Adrian Edwards
Hold on...my Q*bertese is a little rusty. Ahem.
%&€£$×?
Henry Gutierrez
He doesn't really have Mario's agility or dexterity. He can build up speed and hoist/hurl shit like a motherfucker but in pretty much any Wario platformer he's vulnerable to his own inertia, being struck back or not being able to really stop on a dime.
Gabriel Anderson
Hes strong fat and youre either skinny fat or fat fat
Oliver Jackson
Get-a your own money-makin' scheme, bubs!
You might not buy it, but all the idiots who do will make me RICH!
Wha? Ashley? You can take her, but I guess I'll want some coin first!
YES! More video game characters means more replies!
Josiah Ward
So what do you guys think about mario maker two?
David Collins
No
Blake Morgan
fucking wasted
Thomas Wood
Can't wait for the 3D World set. Luigi's probably a given for every mode since he's been in every sidescroller alongside Mario, but I'm wondering if since Toad and Toadette are in the promo art if they'll get their own "physics" for SMB1/3/World or if they'll just be exclusive to U/3D.
Julian Cox
Wario is the best Mario character
Nathan Parker
Curse you, damned Garlic-monger! You have no doubt come to knock off my brilliant schemes from my own thread!
Julian Campbell
Wah-hah-hah! Good job, egghead, but the replies are all FOR WARIO NOW! Even yours, isn't that-a sweet? Thanks for the free ad money, LOSER!
Josiah Thompson
Anthony Jenkins
Too bad you can't win at Mario Party fagit
Austin Cook
I’ll bite
Luke Stewart
Aiden Foster
Plase say "fuck niggers"
Gavin Phillips
God dang it Bobby
Nicholas James
Maybe if you go get me more replies, fat-boy!
Noah Diaz
Anything for you, boss.
Nathaniel Myers
You said But instead of And OP
Evan Lopez
Wario here, I'm-a going to accuse Mario of rape...
Jacob Brooks
Why are you such a man of culture Wario?
Brayden Gonzalez
Goddammit, Bobby. Stop pretending that other people are you.
Logan Carter
Why do people like meme shit characters like Wario and Waluigi instead of actual cool ones?
Bentley Baker
Wario, it's really, really late. Let me sleep.
Ryder Lewis
Tyler Barnes
The Egg thread got deleted. What the actual fuck.
Wyatt Collins
I'm gonna tell the mods.
Elijah Gonzalez
this better be a good one, im not gonna spend any (you)s for nothing
Bentley Long
Alexander Gray
bump
Anthony Sullivan
You were-a taking all the replies, so I-a gave them no where else to go! WAH-HAH-HAH! NOW I'M NUMBA WAHN!
Wha can I say? I'm a just so good.
Jackson Hughes
Fuck-a you, Wario.
Caleb Phillips
I'm not letting you get away with this Dreamcast 2 shit
Liam Thompson
WAH HAH HA-
Oh, he a-thinks he's smart, but he doesn't-a realize I copyrighted his new thread! Now, I'mma make my money no matter what it takes!
Alexander Cruz
YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH BOI?
Easton Jenkins
Jose King
fuck-a you red luigi
Asher Ross
Never
Isaiah Miller
As long as it saves the site. Burt when has a gold coveting suit ever let me down?
Cooper Baker
Based Waribro
Jeremiah Richardson
Says-a the guy who still-a lives with-a Mama.
Isaac Evans
fucking worth it
Aiden Garcia
Fuck-a you both, cause' IMMA NUMBA WAHN!
Of course, my-a good user, Wahrio is to be trusted above all else!
Lincoln Perry
Mario and co are a subspecies of humans
Reminder that New Donk has proper humans
Being a sub species would explain
>Mario's height
>Mario's jumping power
>Mario's ability to hold his breath for so long
>Why Wario is so physically able despite being so overweight
Juan Long
Take all of my replies wario.
WARIO WARE CARTOON WHEN?
Zachary Hughes
Fuck, Wario would be the best owner. He'd try stupid shit all the time to get people pumped to make money, but fuck it up enough as to where he wouldn't hurt anything but still somehow win in the end.
Jose Johnson
Bocodamondo's part in the Newgrounds Smash Collab was as close as we'll ever get.
Luis Mitchell
Iffa you donate enough coins, maybe I can buy this stupid site!
Cameron Hill
More (You)s for Wario time
Sebastian Johnson
C’mon post more you niggers
Gavin Lopez
Hey! 64 replies, 36 to go! Where are you nerds at? I need MORE REPLIES!
Ryan Kelly
I'm surprised Warioware hasn't been tapped for a Nintendo mobile game.
Then again they're probably figuring out what to do with Wario for Switch. I hope it's a platformer.
Gabriel Wright
wah
Henry Butler
Fuck off.
John Adams
Literally who
Hudson Taylor
I hope you get rid of the jannies with this coin, Wario.
Samuel Morris
Checked and truthpilled
Nolan Campbell
waluigi number one
James Campbell
Kys.
Jose Rivera
WAH
Hunter Morris
Here’s a reply wario, we’ll be at 100 in no time!
Xavier Baker
Never heard of you.
Nathaniel Rivera
You-a might be my tennis partner, but you're-a not getting any of this sweet revenue!
Owen Kelly
Yahoo!
Camden Baker
This chad wario thread is going well I see
Ethan Collins
>no “!”
Ruined.
Isaiah Morgan
Aw yeah Waluigi
Christian Gray
.
Ryan Parker
guys take this ok
Kevin Powell
,
Grayson Ortiz
Hmm. I was considering adding you to my gallery, Wario, but you're just too ugly. Such a crude painting would neither complement my throne room nor sell well, so I'm letting you go. Get lost!
Julian Lewis
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Sebastian Morgan
Yahoo! 85 replies, only 15 more to go until something BIG! You're-a going to like this!
I'll take-a your stupid card, and I'm gonna sell it to nerds like you! WAH!
I-a bet you don't have any self portraits for that reason!
Daniel Perez
Landon Miller
SORRY WARIO BUT THE REAL NEW VILLAINS ARE IN TOWN. LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN RETIRE NOW OLD FAT MAN
Cameron Lewis
My apologies user, here’s one for the road!
Luis Gray
‘
Xavier Bell
"I think Wario World sucks!"
Jaxon Bennett
Hey King Boo, put this on!
Oliver Parker
Thank you brother
Aaron White
Hey, you-a guys look pretty good for once! Seems like-a you found some actual style!
Owen Jenkins
Wario, what is this some kind of plot to take my money again?
Connor Bennett
Wah
Where's the reward
Luke Wood
It's okay, Wario. I've got the perfect idea to make this thread get replies.
Eli Cook
Waluigi time
Easton Reed
WAAAAA
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John Jenkins
EGG-WARIO ALLIANCE
Wyatt White
AAAAHHH EPIC THREAD BROS!! EPIC!!! WOW!!
David Campbell
We're at 100 posts show us the money Wario!
Wyatt Butler
Where is it you fat piece of shit
Samuel Fisher
What, that pink, flabby thing? Do I look like some girly bunny Boo from the Pianta Parlor to you? I am a KING among Boos, and I will dress like one! Only a gem-adorned crown is right for me!
Eli Brooks
I never agreed to this you simpleton! Just because my thread was killed does not mean Wario is my Ally!
Justin Bennett
I-a stole the money
Adrian Roberts
>the ((( ))) of the mario universe leaves with the coins
who woulda thought
Brody Ortiz
Hey Wario.
I never played much of your handheld games but I played the one you had on Gamecube when I was little.
Piledriving the big dinosaur was awesome and I think it would be pretty cool if you got another game dedicated to you at some point.
Also you're pretty fun in Smash.
Kayden Bell
IN-CHARACTER
Lucas Diaz
Damn you wario, you abandoned us and took the money
Dylan Cooper
the game
Juan Ward
WARIO GET BACK HERE
REEEEEEE
Justin Cook
Zachary Jackson
FUCK
Alexander Campbell
CURSE YOU WWWWAAAAAARRRRIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mason Bell
WAH-HAH-HAH! Well, you did it Yea Forums, you-a reached 100 replies! Now I have my coins, I have-a little something to show you! That's-a right, a hillarious snippet from my new show! Take-a look!
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Gabriel Sanders
Well, okay.
Daniel Walker
>Not only did wario Jew for gold, but he’s shilling his show
IN CHARACTER
Camden Cook
Gross
Grayson Cox
I MISSED MY DAD'S FUNERAL FOR THISSS??????
Nicholas Roberts
20 seconds in and I'm out. Disappointing, Wario, but I guess I shouldn't say that I'm surprised.
Elijah Stewart
is this some stringini bros retard schizo bullshit?
kill yourselves unironically
Dominic Ward
Stop trying to make children in brap enthusiasts Wario that's disgusting
Kevin Morales
actually good thread
Anthony Fisher
wario
Ryan Cook
where's the gift OP we're waiting
Gavin Allen
Owen Bennett
Gabriel Morris
Joshua Thompson
Oh my god
Jackson Reed
HEY QUIET DOWN I'M STROKING MY CANNOLI WAAAAAAAAAH
Isaac Smith
kek
Adrian Howard
kill yourself
Sebastian Gomez
Jackson Reyes
WAH-HAH-HAH! Thank you for all the coins, losers, and for more ad rev on my trailer! Remember to watch THE WAHRIO SHOW on-a Netflix, and to buy more-a Nintendo games! Spread news about-a my new show on social media with #WAH! And here's a promotion gif to share with your stupid friends so they watch it too! Itsa very hard to get your ass in shape like that, you-a know! And-a most important, gfir ngig fbobin ger dinlin mojhnba!!
Ayden Green
waluigi, care to say a few words before this thread dies?
Jordan Miller
Dylan Campbell
I recognize that voice. Your Shaggy is better, but keep up the good work.
Brandon Nguyen
Don't ruin the kayfabe. It's about immersion!
Gabriel Long
Did anyone post this yet?
Christian Butler
God tier thread. Thank you based Wario
Angel Morales
You want to the best part? I left to go count my coins the second we-a hit 100! The other replies aren't-a even me! Get served,
L O S E R S !
Leo Wilson
pussy
Jayden Russell
>Wario is a faggot yet again
THIS IS NOW A HIROSHI TANAHASHI THREAD
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GO ACE!
Nicholas James
G O A C E !
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Josiah Miller
Left out once again
Joshua Nguyen
FAKKA YOU GAY WARIO
Wyatt Barnes
BWAHAHA! YOU DIRTY WOP! EVERYONE KNOWS I'M THE FATTEST AND GREEDIEST SON OF A BITCH 'ROUND THESE PARTS. YOU AND YOUR PURPLE TWINK CAN GET FUCKED.
Liam Rivera
HEHEHEH! YOU DIRTY WOP! EVERYONE KNOWS I'M THE FATTEST AND GREEDIEST SON OF A BITCH 'ROUND THESE PARTS. YOU AND YOUR PURPLE TWINK CAN GET FUCKED.
Andrew Collins
Like Hobbits?
Julian Long
I had a dream about taking a monstrous shit in a urinal. When I woke I neither had to poop, nor were my undies dirty. Why did you do this to me?
Aaron Cooper
Daisy X Wario is best romance and Double Dash team
Michael Ortiz
It's okay you have your own threads on /aco/
Blake White
Based Waluigi saving the thread.
Ryder Anderson
go-a inflate yourself penguin dobson
Anthony Moore
Wario has a micropenis. Trust me on this.
Landon Thomas
is there anything Wario can't do? Oh wait, win a Retardy
Alexander Brooks
>he wasn't there on Sunday
>he doesn't know
Brody Walker
Charles Miller
Want to make money fast and good? hear me out and do a animal funeral home People will swarm to have his favourite dead pet recive a proper funeral Ask your fellow companions about the idea and kick them out when they try to get a share.
Also fuck blue hedgehogs