12 hours to know the Ouya 2.0 or the end of consoles physical disks

also, something something...China.

don't forget the mandatory never-ending captcha verification followed by 3 minutes of advertising when you start up the console, load up a game, or reach a loading screen.

>your real time physical location IRL displays on your gamer profile while gaming

>made by google
>shovelware
>crappy controller
how are they confident in this?

It's the Juicero of consoles

>Console self-destructs if you say anything not with their political agenda.

It's more likely to be the OnLive 2

It's not real

They get laughed out of GDC. unsold consoles wind up collecting dust in a warehouse alongside the Ouya and Steam Machines.

>Calls the police to your house if it detects any audio "Indicative of an imminent crime"

>or the end of consoles physical disks
lolno

They could make the greatest machine known to man. It could have twice the power of the highest of high-end PCs with none of the overhead, and they could offer it at a stupidly low price to corner the market, buy up exclusive rights to every good game for the next decade, and I still wouldn't touch the goddamn thing. Google is fucking cancer, and I hope whatever this is flops harder than one of their blue-haired social media enforcers when they slip on a puddle of molten crisco in the kitchen.

Dude, we need physical.
Shit tons of america cant do game dl or stream, asshole.

Unless googs is giving us free gfiber.

they did 3rd party official study after that white guy google employee called them out and they found out that white men are underpayed compared to other employees at Google.

Where's the soul on that case? Looks like some cheap $5 chinese pc tower

>ALWAYS ONLINE
>GOOGLE
>AR
>WANTING TO BUY MORE CONSOLES IN THE YEAR OF PC

AHAHA HAHAHAH HAHAHAHA FUCK NO

Streaming is the next logical step of digital distribution, anyone that has paid for digital distribution voted with their wallet for streaming.
I'm only willing to pay for physical and my internet speed is 200mbps, not the fastest but not that slow either. PC is digital only so I obviously pirate all my games.

>Streaming is the next logical step of digital distribution
Sure, as soon as they break the laws of physics and make latency not a thing. Or are they going to install server clusters every 5 square blocks in the world and make sure every home is directly connected to them via fiber cables?

Good, China is angel compared to the brutality of Murrican.

I got my Ouya the same time I started transitioning. I regret both but will admit neither.

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5g nigga. sure it's going to kill off the birds and insects and give everyone tumors, but that's a small price to pay for cars that take control of the wheel from you and the ability to rent and never own any form of media ever again

do you use it to dilate?

no i kept my cock

Fuck Google. I refuse to support them.

so why don't you just transition back?

5g will allow playing a streamed game to be perfectly playable latency-wise. You have to accept this now. Physical is for the plebs. Get with the times you boomer faggots.

Why would you possibly want to enter the console game in 2019?

There is literally nothing that data-sucking google can do to get me to use any of their products except for youtube (and only because there is no real alternative). So I hope its the Ouya 2.0.

What kind of data that they wouldn't already be sucking out of a chrome or Android user?

show me a phone company that will give you a good deal on unlimited 5g

ive got 38gg tits and had feminization surgery on my face and adams apple shaved off

I'm never getting one. I don't like not having the game myself if I stream from somewhere. ALSO, it's not like ISPs will give a fuck and probably will throttle when they notice the rise in activity.

>5g nigga
kek, i live in bumfuck nowhere, we don't even get 3G.
All those GAFAs pushing for streaming are out of their minds, infrastructure isn't ready yet outside of big cities. In the name of progress they'll just push digital divide further.

I'm not using chrome or android.

Post tits.

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>kek, i live in bumfuck nowhere
USA is dying and no one cares about you anymore. You all will rot away with out even a peep.

what are the killer apps though

that controller looks uncomfortable af

>What do you expect?
Given that this is the first time I've heard of the Google Yeti, I expect it to fail.

I never expect streaming to work, ever. I can't stream my PC to my TV using ethernet cords without the latency being noticeably distracting.
Also that controller looks really bad.

were both men here, you post em first

Thanks guys I get one dollar per reply and posters.

he asked first and he also didn't get fakes he then talked about on an anonymous forum

you post them first

no u

It's not, the real thing hasn't been shown yet.

>Timesplitters 4 confirmed for launch title

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Haha. Okay bud.

Nice controller.

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Is the average person really okay with giving megacorporations like Google even more control than they already have?

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oh then in that case the dick must go

What the FUCK is that controller

they're going to get sued over the name Yeti.

or do they own that company too?

>5g will make latency go away

You know nothing about what you are talking about.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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NO U DON'T KNO NUTHIN BOUT WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT

>Switch
Soul
>PS4
Soul-ish
>Xbox
Soulless
>Yeti
Soul eater

hahaha fucking sick im not showing you jack you dont even look white

Dammit Pajeet, why'd you have to go and ruin it?

It'll be the same thing as that ataribox that I have no idea what happened with

That controller looks even worse than the Ouya one. That's an accomplishment I guess

>Switch=Soul
Maybe the soul of the Wii-U, seeing how they are just blatantly plundering all the games from that console. I'm no fan of Google, but I'd say the Switch is demonstrably a Soul eater.

>IoT gaming in 10 years
that's paying to win baby!!

if its just stream shit cant they just add it to chromecasts

>cloud gaming
weew laddie
I remember some companies trying that in the past before going bankrupt

No one ever admits regretting it. What do you regret the most?

twitter.com/PRAGMA/status/1107639933039190017
Whose excited for Space Janitor?

giant tits, dick not working and only being able to cum with my butt

Was gonna make a post like this
I don't care if this Google console is miraculously 100 years ahead of the rest of the industry, I still wouuldn't use it because I will bet $100 it's going to collect any and all info on you that it can

Sucks that you regret it, I don't regret doing it myself but at least you know where you stand.