Why does Bowser kidnap Peach so much, what is his end goal?

hes doing what you never will: have sex.

What if Bowser just wants a friend and the only way to get Mario to hang out is by stealing this princess?

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You'd get your ass kicked by a guy that could jump that high too, dweeb.

I don't understand this picture, could someone explain what exactly is that yellow mass on the left?

truuuuu xDD

youtube.com/watch?v=qYQTSJOlDQw

What if Mario and Bowser are old roommates from college and this is their yearly ritual to have an excuse to hang out?

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Are you projecting some weird, obscure insecurity on me?

Clearly Bowser's arm

*breaks out into tears at placing second in a pole vaulting competition*

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God i wish that was me

Once upon a time, little orphan girl, Peach, had pet baby turtle she named Bowser.
When orphan life was tough, she would hold him near and call him her armored protector.
Then one day Peach accidentally dropped her pet turtle, and he tumbled into a city storm drain.
Bowser was washed away.
Peach tried to fish him out, but was swept into a large drain pipe.
She was never found, it was in all the papers.
Decades later in a distant land, Princess Peach is protected by the Toadstool people.
A large grown Bowser remembers her, and how she once looked to him for protection.

Mario Odyssey basically made it canon that he wants to marry her.

ok, here goes
the fairytales always tell the story of a knight saving the princess from a dragon. miyamoto reimagine that concept but with his characters. because it sells, miyamoto doesn't bother to change it that much or bring something different to the table except maybe on rare occasions but is always the same concept of the knight saving the princess from a dragon

>kidnap
Peach is cucking mario.

Peach x Bowser is patrician because it's really cute and because I said so deal with it

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he's got many plans, not sure what the absolute end game is tho

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Do you guys think Bowser has a spike collar around his penis? It seems like something he would do.

Turtle dragon dick

Bowser is good dad who deserves a princess and mother for his child. Bowserette is bullshit.

Bowser's arm but with a bizarre curly vein usually drawn on dicks by western porn artists for whatever reason.

>bowser kidnapping Daisy
yea right

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>imagine fighting a midget that gets powers based on what outfits he is wearing
>also always trys to slam his ass on your head constantly
>he doesnt weigh much but sometimes he can transform into a solid iron statue slamming on your head
Then comes this one time he gets possession powers. Mario sounds like a fucking nightmare to take on

Can't even see you behind Bowser's arm, lmao.

The puss.

I figure she's like a human(Italian?) version of his dead wife.
Some day we'll have a Bowser RPG and it'll reveal who Junior's mom is, and I guarantee it'll be tragic.

Why does bowser have so many kids but mario has none?

Mario is smarter than that. He double bags it.

Well there's a toy memory I didn't even know I still had.

mario is not a savage and uses protection
peach is barren

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Mario is below the manlet height standard, just being short enough to actually be cute and somewhat appeal to dormant pedophile fantasies, Luigi's the manlet

To Marry the princess, nothing more. It's a childrens game, there's no deeper reason. Fucking scaley headcanon faggots.

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>"Bowser, do you want to kidnap me and impregnate me? Want to chain me up and shoot your hot turtle jizz into me? Luigi won't find out."
>"No way fag."

He uses one ups for other things

How do they even have sex? Does Bowser just grind his penis over her entire body?

>I figure she's like a human(Italian?) version of his dead wife.
I didn't need a third context for this pic.

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I assume she fists his urethra.

Sounds pretty hot

There are plenty of people who have answered that question in great detail if you care to find it lol

What if Peach was a normal Koopa until she put on the princess crown?

redditpilled post

Is Bowser pozzed in that pic because then it would all make sense

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He's bored and she's fun to talk to.

I don;t know what that is but it sure isn't his hand.

>Filename

lol

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The stork brings the babies in the Mario universe.

Closer to reality than you might think. In the "real" Mario universe where they're all celebrities playing sports, Mario and Bowser are best friends and Luigi is NOT Mario's real brother.

Also Waluigi exists.

Merry Christmas, from Mr and MRs Koopa

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That's not an arm or a leg in OP's pic.

Me on the right.

me on the left

do I get to jerk off to bowsette in this thread?

Why does nin10yearolds love ntr and being cucked?
THINK ABOUT IT.
You seen that shit with Ganon, you know the ones.
What is wrong with you, are you a faggot that likes sitting in the cuck corner crying as the black bull fucks you wife/gf?

>self-inserts as Mario instead of Bowser

>Enjoying a man lose his self respect over and over and fetishizing it.
Are your thoughts your own? This is the norm for the lot of you, but do you know why you like it. What set you on this disgusting path?

You are wrong. Bowser is the protagonist of Mario Bros.

Don't mind me, just DEMOLISHING the "Peach wants to be kidnapped" head cannon.

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They have a deep love for eachother user. And love leads to lewd.

>Peach is married to Mario or is otherwise his property

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I self insert as Ganon cucking limp dick link

insanity.

You are a fool, keep doing what ever mental gymnastics to remain one.

>Peach is married to the player is otherwise his property

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It's weird to see Peach express actual emotions

Just keep posting cute peaches.

I was kind of shocked by her rejection of both of them in Odyssey's ending. I didn't expect her to marry Mario or anything like that, and I'm not mad, it was just really unexpected for her to treat him as coldly as Bowser. It was a funny Olive Oyl/Bluto/Popeye moment, at least.

>equating not being a literal cuck to treating women like property
Seek help.

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I love seeing Peach express things.

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>Peach isn't her own person she belongs to me, SHE BELONGS TO ME

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me in the bag

It's gonna be all kinds of weird seeing her and everyone else in the eventual Illumination movie. I'm just praying it's more than mediocre by-the-numbers BS.

I have no such delusions you dunce, not treating women like property doesn't mean watching them fuck other men.

>REEEE WHY WON'T THAT GIRL I LIKE HAVE SEX WITH MEEEEEE

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Not even close to what I'm saying. Get help.

me taking the photo

me being worn by peach

Me gestating in the womb

user, peach isn't a person. She's literally an object part of a product to be sold and consumed.

Yeah but what about this rabbit though.

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To prevent Peach from imposing her monarchic despotism on the Mushroom kingdom and safeguard it's residents from her oppressive regime.

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So porn of any kind is ntr?

I need to breed this bun.

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Bowser kidnaps peach because he wants to take over a mushroom Kingdom.

In first mario games princess toadstool (before was peach) had power to stop Bowser's magic, so he kidnaps her so she won't disturb him.

In later mario games Bowser just want to marry peach because that he instantly and legally becomes a king of mushroom kingdom. And after marriage, peach will become a nanny for bowser JR while bowser himself will just enjoy the new kingdom he just got.

We all do.
I wish they still portrayed Bowser as a sorcerer more consistently.

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Well actually bowser wasn't never a pure sorcerer, he was allways a brute force guy who just had magic wands (probably made by kamek and magikoopas) or used magic items.

Alright good glad I'm not alone in this.

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She was even hotter as a royal Koopa back when the Broodals were going to be Koopa bridesmaids.

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He's lonely

>Wear a spiked helmet
Done

>Peach is a tease
Nice.

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His dick would kill her, it's too big for smash.

Chompette is that you?

Turtle penises are already half the length of their bodies.

Where are these from?

Peach doesn't deserve someone as good as Bowser.

probably SFM or blender

dude what if Yoshi laid an egg and it smelled haha

I prefer him with Rosalina, myself, but it's uncommon.

That's not actually a terrible idea. It's not like Rosalina has anyone else anyways, and they can both do the whole size-shifting thing.

Plus she'd make an excellent mama for Jr.

>haha

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>non bimbo peach
CUTE
MUH DICK

Pink Princess Pussy

What the fuck is wrong with you gas chamber worthy fetish cuckold autists. Bowsers dick is probably bigger than Peaches body.

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Bowser just wants a mom for his kids.

>Kids
>s

*kid. Only Junior is his. I hate this retcon too

Sorry, do you want bimbo peach anyway?

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Yeah, yeah, they're "koopalings". I just see them as a gang of adopted kids/kids taken under his wing that aren't as close as Jr.

>Bowsers dick is probably bigger than Peaches body

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What.

Can I get some Bimbolina instead?

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But the play sports together all the time.

I'd like to see more Rabbid Pech. It does things to my bengis.

Reminder that Bowser has an uncircumcised smegma coated cock

Bowser only has one kid.

Reminder he lets his dick drag behind him like an uncouth animal

youtube.com/watch?v=JCYIJTG4JlQ

Keep going.

Where do you think the babies come from before the storks pick them up?

If superman ejaculates while under the effect of yellow sun energy does the semen come out at lethal velocity

Nobody fucking self inserts as Mario.

I should clarify that I don't mean people self insert as bowser, it's just that the lack of self insertion of either side makes the discussion of a sexual relationship between peach and bowser idle curiosity rather than cuckoldery fetishism.

>He double bags it
Don't wear two condoms kids, doing so will increase the chance of tearing due to increased friction.

this shouldnt have made me laugh so much rofl

stockholm syndrome

But hey that's just a theory

>io Kart and Mario Party? Exactly.
>>>
> Anonymous 03/19/19(Tue)00:26:41 No.455020184▶
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I'd probably just STOP fucking with the guy trying to slam his ass and balls on my head who shoots fireballs out of his gloves
surely there are better women than PEACH around

Kidnapping a princess is a logistical nightmare, sometimes you just gotta take some time off and play some tennis or go karting.

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a GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

To be a retcon it would have to have ever been canon. Show me a source from Nintendo of Japan saying the koopalings are his children.

>the chad luigi
>the virgin mario

>long tongue
this hits my fetishes.

Misguided attempts at friendship

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Koopalings are generals, not children

I'm sure I saw this image with a chickun back in the day

Sparrow would like to have a word with you.

I'm a sexual Tyrannosaurus but I'm not a stranger in self inserting as an emperor turtle with vast magical powers.

I also like blondes.

>Olive Oyl/Bluto/Popeye
That's exactly what it was.

N-NINTENDO...!

~He don't love ya like I do...
youtube.com/watch?v=AEl8tujcP6o

Is Odyssey better than Galaxy?

>Having a daughter.jpg
Vaginal, he has a tiny dick proportionately, pic related.
When Clark Kent takes a shit at the office, how does he not send the toilet down 30 floors into the ground? Or when he sneezes.

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Wheres jevil wanting to fuck midna but with peach in place of that when you need it.

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They both have their strengths, galaxy probably has better levels but oddessy controls better.

h-hey...s-some people...might do that...
though i prefer to self-insert as peach

user I don't think that censor bar is working properly.

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If clark kent shits in his office how does he not break the toilet and send it 50 floors into the ground?
If he sneezes how does he not kill?

What if I want to ignore zelda and peach and just have sex with ganon and bowser?

>the fairytales always tell the story of a knight saving the princess from a dragon. miyamoto reimagine that concept but with his characters. because it sells, miyamoto doesn't bother to change it that much or bring something different to the table except maybe on rare occasions but is always the same concept of the knight saving the princess from a dragon
bro did you know star wars is based on this too it even has swordsmen and princesses

Nothing from Japan afaik, but the instruction manuals sure didn't help

...ok, maybe you actually missed the point instead of being a troll. No, you idiot, Peach is not married to or belongs to anyone so anything she does with anyone cannot be cucking. In most cases she's portrayed as monogamous whether with bowser, mario, luigi, or daisy.

Forgot my image

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>tanuki statue, fireballs, hammers, shells, boomerangs
that spiked helmet didn't really help much did it.

I used to hate this image, but this past year, I see the appeal, because I find it very easy to self-insert as bowser. I've been working out most every day, and watching what I eat. Anyway, bottom line is, a woman had a very similar reaction when grabbing *my* arm to that drawn chinese cartoon face of peach there - happy, excited, a bit surprised/worried/concerned, but very obviously in a positive way.
Worst part is she has a boyfriend, and I keep trying to stay away because of this. And she isn't even really that hot, but...It would make anybody feel good, I swear.

Gains matter when a woman is holding your arm, even if you lose a fight later or something.

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>self inserting as Mario

I wish that nigger had some restraint, all his stuff is such a mixed bag

You missed one of the penises in that image.

>not self inserting as a hero that everybody loves
what a faggot

Only good awnser ITT
Holy ass just imagine being a cuck fag, just imagine loving the idea betrayal. Just imagine getting off at making someones live miserable, just imagine wanting to be worthless.
Anyone who even likes the idea of cucking in any way is a failure of a proper human being. The atoms of your body are wasted on your perverted form.

Who cucked you?

>Self insert as Mario and not as Peach

Dude what if I weren’t so cynical

desu senpai

His old work was actually quite good but it started going downhill once he started taking lots of commissions. He started cranking up the quantity and reduced the quality. He's still capable of doing alright stuff but the market dictates it largely which is a shame.

The concept of those animals fetishizing HIV like that actually made me stop being gay.

>thought it was just some ship
>it makes sense
>but wait
>SMB3 was all staged
its too deep

I thought it was so that he could become King of the mushroom Kingdom. (By marrying into royalty?)

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>come into [video game character] thread
>hardly any lewd posts of [video game character]
Nani!?

Dumb meme awnser trying to devalue the point I'm making without making an actual argument.

Show me where the bad man cucked you.

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If I told you that we should stop cancer would you ask me what kind of cancer I got?

He got the stork too.

>sadpanda has changed their UI

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dear god what the fuck

>surely there are better women than PEACH around
agreed

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Oh God what the fuck
It looks awful

Oh god what the fuck is this shit. It looks horrible.

There's an option to set it to minimal in the top right corner. Doesn't fix the new colors, but it gets rid of the tags and shit at the bottom of each gallery at least.

Yea, saw that right after I posted. Looks like they removed the popular now panel on e-hentai though.

Oh god

the color is actually what's making me the most sick

Oh, it has its own separate page now. Lame.

Wow that is physically painful to look at. This is worse than reading Comic Sans

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he kidnaps peach so the goombas that make up half his army still think he's trying to conquer the mushroom kingdom

most autistic thing I've ever read

And here I thought she was just part of their benefits package.

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Cute mushrooms.

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>mixing up cuck/bull and ntr
hello newfriend
>replying to 3 hour long posts

>EhViewer isn't working now
FOR FUCKS SAKE.

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What is that supposed to imply?

Holy motherload of cringe

the vein

cringe

Imagine the tremors caused by them fucking.

Oh god what the fuck this is awful.

Clark kent shits into his hands, stupid.

Damn being Superman is hard.

>tall people
>gains
Lel

Lmfao I find it soooooo fucking funny how delusional people get when they’ve worked out for half a year and they see like 3 pounds of new muscle and think they’re fucking shredded.
These people always go out and buy an entire wardrobe of tank tops and shirts that say shit like “BEAST MODE”.
Workout for 3 years straight that’s when you’re actually shredded and beyond the delusion.

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Super mario bros is mario tripping on mushrooms

>Bowser and Mario used to be best buds and hang out all the time
>Mario met Peach and spent less and less time with Bowser
>Eventually they stopped hanging out altogether
>Unbeknownst to Bowswer Peach was deliberately keeping Mario away from Bowser because of jealousy and thinking Bowser was bad for Mario
>Bowser misses his friend and resents Mario and Peach so much he starts kidnapping her so Mario will come see him again, if only to fight

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I never knew that was an airship from SMB3, thought it was just some random boat.

Forced political marriage

Oh, it's an arm? I thought she was hugging his ballsack.

>trying to slam his ass on your head
Lmao fuck

This guy looks like he injects synthol

how the fuck you do that when you play the entire game as mario?????

>Yoshi's Island was where Yoshi was first discovered
>Yoshi was named after the island rather than the island being named after him
>There's another person named Yoshi out there that the island is named after
WE'RE IN TOO DEEP

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That's what I look like but without the earring or tattoos.

Confirmed still human
Never gonna make it, right babe?

There's no NTR because Peach isn't Mario's gf.

to measure his dick

what?

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yo those are some massive balls

if we were to take american manuals as canon then samus would be a man.

Cucking who? Peach isn't anyone's lover.

that's not even the issue, besides the ugly design, it no longer tells you if an upload is new.

Yeah, but if you played through OG Metroid, or knew someone who had, you already knew by 2 that that's a lie. They said nothing about the Koopa kids not being Bowser's until dozens of games later. Sunshine, IIRC

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>wah

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But what matters is that the claim of them being Bowser's kids wasn't trustworthy in the first place because it came from an american manual. It's not like they gave two shits about consistency and MARIO lore in a manual that some intern wrote without much thought. It doesn't really matter when did they reveal otherwise.

Delete this

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It only happened once, its just a different person telling the story each time

wut?

More Rosalina.

From now on this is cannon for me

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More Peach

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How about imp Rosalina?

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Gross. at least post boogie's depictions

>Maybe I won't feel like shit today
>Nevermind

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wanna hear something cringe, there's men out that that lift heavy things because they think they'll be loved

youtube.com/watch?v=1WhQ-AEZovE

The Koopalings were always Bowser's kids in Japan (though they didn't have names in America).
If I had to guess, it's moreso due to how it's played: The Koopalings had being Bowser's offspring as a description, but nothing was ever really done with it. Junior, on the other hand, has his bond with Bowser as a huge part of his character. Another thing to consider is that, by this point, Bowser is shown to have a fatherly/familial relationship with his army so they probably figured that the Koopalings, who did not have much done with their relationship with Bowser, can have a similar one while keeping Bowser a good dad to Junior.

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Lifting for love is weak, lifting to stand alone as an alpha is the the path of the gods

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Powerstruggle

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The only thing that is truly heavy that is worth lifting is others' opinions of you

Which weighs more? 100lbs of opinions or 100lbs of hentai?

The only thing that is truly heavy that is worth lifting is Rosalina's tits.

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Delete this feel

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The weight of the world judging you you silently as you openly struggle to be a good person in a world where stupidity is rewarded and integrity is so rare it's almost a fucking foreign concept.

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boob on boob is better

huh

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Too big, looks silly

Mario was the first incel in video games

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Jesus Christ

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inb4 Miyamoto decides to crush cuck fans' dreams with one single wish

this looks like late 90s web design

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Hentai, because most opinions are air or at most, text files, which are lighter than images/videos/fap fics.

After the wedding schenanigans is Odyssey?
Not likely

I agree but the fact that they’re both giant in that pic makes me love it so much more.

Peach isn't anyone's lover so there's no cucking involved.

The general cuck vibe going on ITT.

There's no cuck vibe, the only people thinking there's cuckery involved are people who think Peach is Mario's lover.

/ss/ is cool

P-pls sauce

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>ywn get married

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He wants his son to inherit two kingdoms. Such a illegitimate child would be the last in line though, so he'd also have to kill the rest of the line of succession, which includes Luigi.

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Nikker with a hard K just look at OP's pick you blind to implications ass motherfucker.

No...NO...NOOOO

That's a tendon.

>Geocities style webpage

FUCK NO

>the only people thinking there's cuckery involved are people who think Peach is Mario's lover.
What part of this didn't you get?
You WANT there to be a cuck vibe, but there isn't one, sorry to burst your bubble.

Gonna need a source here, user

I thought it was a vein on his ballsack

Never mind you're too dumb to look at OP's pic. Cucking doesnt allways need a gf or wife either.

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>Never mind you're too dumb to look at OP's pic
What about it? Peach isn't Mario's lover so there's no cucking involved, nor does the rest of the thread follow that "vibe" like you claimed. Most of the thread is just lewding Peach and Rosalina.
>Cucking doesnt allways need a gf or wife either.
So you don't know what cucking means, gotcha.

>Manlet
>Making it
Pick one

No, learn English you retard.

what.

me being kissed by the anime-haired Wendy O.

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post more faggot

bowsette isn't real, it's just his gender dysphoria.

your waifu isn't real.

>faggot
Wow rude.
This is all you're getting, young man.

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>/ss/
That's what momma likes

what is this? i love it.

dude what if mario said the n-word

Comic by sinner! (sillygirl)

>So porn of any kind is ntr?
that's right.

and now you know

youtube.com/watch?v=GHwJhtiUAG4

What prompts this madness into the world?

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Please?

CALORIE THEVIN'

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thank you user. Here, have some thicc waifu

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does bowser have cloaca

Bowser Advance Wars when?

Too big.

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Now theres an idea

BUT WHAT ABOUT-

>Originally, the Koopalings were depicted as Bowser's children[3][4][5][6] and stated to be his offspring.[7][8][9][10][11] However, Shigeru Miyamoto eventually affirmed that Nintendo's "current story is that the Koopalings are not Bowser's children" in 2012, leaving the Koopalings as his underlings and Bowser Jr. as his only child

How the fuck does Nintendo retcon this?

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No such thing

Based fucking SIR

>Koopalings are used mostly as glorified mooks/mook commanders
>They get Luigi'd even more harshly for several years.
>During that time, Bowser is established as treating his army as family
>During that time, Bowser is given a son who's entire motive is usually either making dad proud or getting a mom (and during one of the more story heavy 3D-Marios to boot) to act as a sidekick
>Koopalings come back, no longer portrayed as Bowser's children and just as high-ranking commanders who nevertheless are heavily connected to him.

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soundgasm.net/u/kinkyshibby/F4M-Mario-gets-Taken-to-Bowsettes-Dungeon-RapeYou-cant-help-but-like-itFUTARestraintsMostergirlBowsetteBreast-AttackBlowjobYandereSlapping
Relevant

He wants to be a little girl.

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>tfw you're 5'2
>tfw it doesn't matter how hard you workout, you'll always be unappealing

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Where in the fuck did the son come from?

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The same place the seven children originally came from.
Or the stork.
Either way, you now know how Mario and Peach felt in Sunshine.

vimeo.com/304063202

The path of the power bottom lies before you. Claim your genetic destiny.

weird I self insert as peach

When will nintendo fully realize the Super Mario franchise and give us a survival sandbox crafting adventure rougelike strategy game?

Jesus Christ, I actually read all of that.

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>I've been working out most every day, and watching what I eat
THEY TELL ME THAT IT'S GOOD FOR ME, BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE
I KNOW THAT IT'S CRAZY
I KNOW THAT IT'S NOWHERE
BUT THERE IS NO DENYING THAT

Doesn't tell you if shit is new now. Literally, have page 1 of all my favorite tag combos bookmarked just so I can always see the daily updates and it sucks I can no longer tell at a glance.

>"just b urself"

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post the webm

>Doesn't tell you if shit is new now.
I thought the same until I noticed this.

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that in unacceptable for fuck sake
just fucking css-map the fucking symbol and be done with it, instead of changing the style in an imperceptible way
Fucking Christ almigthy why don't these fuckers think before they act?

the stork doesn't bring them until you cum inside someone

>those new large and uneven thumbnails
What's the point of having a thumbnail option if they aren't even or compact?!

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Uh, so bold date = new?

Jesus fuck, is this the calarts of web-design?

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ye.

someone make a picture plz

LARD GARGLIN

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tbqhwy I'd rather see a flashing "NEW" icon instead of having to adjust my eyes to see bold letters.

Then again, the Minimal mode seems to retain the "NEW" icon...

Ewwww

>Then again, the Minimal mode seems to retain the "NEW" icon...
This was taken with the minimal mode, I don't see it.

Peach's womb

Wait what's this thread about again?

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>dude what if mariko was actually an insane killer
Well, she is

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mariko is slang for faggot in spanish.

Most of the games are theater plays

that's just mario 3.

Marico, yeah, and it depends on the country. I think it's like that in Venezuela. In other places it's Maricón o Marica.

Kek

gross
left is minimal right is compact

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are trans-girls men or women

>wear some heels
lol

well, if anything, I'm glad the women interviewed were mostly just dumb thots and fatties

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Same here, opening that damn mouth up enough to make it look like it ate itself...

Why in god's asshole would you do this?
WHO on god's benevolent dickhole would do this?

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I'm not a furry but damn I would destroy harriet's hairy ass and make dozens of rabbit babies.

The ponyfucker admin of sadpanda, Tenboro.

>ywn play with bowsette
>ywn grab her by the tail, swirl her around and yell "SO LONG GAY BOWSER" while throwing her

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Every generation has one.

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Poor sharky boy
:(

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Cool. Maybe they'll add an option to exclude certain tags here soon.

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Pretty sure they already had that option.

Ew, I'd do Harriet but not that...thing. Krystal is gross.

they are self-cleaning holes, that's all that matters

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Don't think so

>via 9gag
what the hell

I think he's referring to typing "-[tag]" in the search bar. But that's not an automatic list in your settings menu like all boorus have. Which is weird since they had a filter list for uploaders but not one for tags.

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I guess I'm confusing it with the language exclude. I never really messed with the options on sad panda other than turning on page numbers.

>It's only 5 more months, Francis
>5 more months and I'll get my hammer license

I think hammer bros are a different species altogether since they have smaller, different-shaped heads.

dude

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you mean helmets?

Best version.

No, heads.

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You could, I don't know, breathe fire on him while he's in the air or just retreat in your shell and then bite him in half as soon as he lands
There's no reason Bowser should ever lose, he's just retarded

Mario has beaten him up with just punches before though like in Galaxy and Odyssey. Bowser is a weakling.

>Galaxy
Only when bowser's guard is down (his tail being on fire)
>Odyssey
Yeah, by using Bowser's boxing glove hat
The RPGs are the games where Mario fights Bowser mano-a-mano, most other times he has to rely on Bowser's incredibly poor judgement in fighting tactics/arena design.

>Only when bowser's guard is down (his tail being on fire)
And? Bowser "hitting mario in the air" would also be when Mario's guard is down, you can't have it both ways.
>Yeah, by using Bowser's boxing glove hat
Still punches.
>The RPGs are the games where Mario fights Bowser mano-a-mano,
Well there you go, what a pointless quarrel.

well it doesn't matter, I'll get my license, my helmet and get the fuck out of this place
fuck you

>monarchy
>bad
Get a load of this democratic-republican scum.

Is Mario twiddling his moustache because he's about to blast something ungodly from the boom box and destroy Weeg and Bows's hearing?

are you dull or something? obviously he wants to invite mario to his castle but he is too shy and proud to do it directly

Who's this cute girl?

GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

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Can you blame him?
youtu.be/qYQTSJOlDQw

I like to think, and someday I know a game will expand upon them, that they're Bowser's womanizing brother's kids, and Bowser takes care of them, and loves them more than the brother.
A dead-beat brother coming for his throne, backed by some magical smart Koopa, would be a good villain in a Bowser game.

>self-inserts

There's always that slippery slope man. You can't escape it with words like that...

Wait that’s not how it works in the real world?

>Bowser's brother ditched him to woo ladies from faraway lands
That makes him sound like a chad.

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>never ever

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Looked like she was about to accept Mario's proposal until Bowser butted in and Mario panicked and got pushy too. It ruined the moment. She did turn back and call for Mario to come back home with her right before she took off, at least.

>D*xy
Yikes

Is this Morton Koopa Sr?

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Worth the ban

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Worth killing the thread?

can't kill what was never alive

Was it? It's not even a good pic

It's at 400 and I couldn't give less of a shit about Mario

Remember kids, you can't exercise the autism away

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>Sparrow

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Keep posting then.

more koopalings, what you don't know is when mario beats them they just die, their "names" are actualy titles in koopish

Me too

>Bowser cucks Mario out of Peach
>Then goes on to cuck Peach with Mario as Bowsette
>Is more popular than either of them in porn
>Now president of Nintendo
We're reaching Chad levels that shouldn't even be possible.

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I wouldn't mind if there wasn't such hypocrisy from so many women.
I'm not even a manlet, though I'm unfortunately not tall.

Men in dresses.

i.imgur.com/JXw5RFK.jpg

Nah, most transvestites are not insane
Actual trannies are messed up 100% of the time

>Peach x Bowser rape

Either post the consensual vanilla stuff or fuck off.

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Chill out bowser

Only needs the druid outfit.

What is that expression trying to convey?

didnt he do his in luigi bros

I'm gonna say the B word

Stockholm Syndrome.

the pic that got his career shut down

butthole?

I thought she was hugging his dick with a cock ring (ball sacks below) from the thumbnail

BIGGER

She is.

Explain?

and then everyone clapped

VANE?

4 hour

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That's gay

M-MOMMY!?

Every time

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>Maledom
Superb taste

popular brap artist, nintendo hit him with the dmca and it fucked up his pace. i think they were extra severe eith it for some reason

is tendon

Since that buttfuck samplefag in /pol/ made me go out of my way to find this.

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What the fucken fuck

who is this cute girl

>space zin
Evolved version of Space Jin?

Jesus it's so bad

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>exercises
>interacted with a woman

what are you doing here

I like midna but wtf is this

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It’s either
>Ganon fucking Zelda
Or
>Link harems
I’ll take the Ganon one.

It's not that bad. You're just a bunch of whiny babies that don't like change.

youtube.com/watch?v=gPr5WpTJV84

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You wouldn’t be on this website and you’d be busy either playing vidya or bettering yourself

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I'm going to JERK OFF to Rosalina!

what the actual fuck is wrong with this guys body?Is it just perspective from the image cutting off or do his arms have t-rex proportions?

pretty sure none of you have the tag flagging perk, and don't realize how big of a change this is in terms of functionality for tag flagging.

before, tag flagging would put little icons on the bottom right of the gallery if it matched a tag you've flagged. you had to hover the icons to read the alt-text just to see which tags were flagged, and you still had to browse for said flagged galleries using the front page like everyone else, except you got to see little pretty icons dressed on the corner of the gallery. nice perk ruined by being pretty much useless at helping you find stuff, if you can imagine.

now, flagged galleries have their own page completely. i have a "watched" link at the top of the page, and it shows a list of recent galleries that are matching my flagged tags. i don't have to search for anything anymore, just go straight to the watched page and look at everything i'm looking for. really cool.

tell me if any of you are seeing this, i'm pretty sure it was all done for the tag flagging perk and you still need it to see it.

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Why hasn't Tansalina gotten the massive art blowout Bowsette got? I want more goddamnit.

it's his character, the bad guy, they are all actors and their games are like movies, that0s they can go play golf, tennis, party, brawl etc, this is nintendo canon btw

It is that bad you're just not whining enough because you're okay with fixing what's not broke like most fuckwads.

I wish Boog would do more vanilla stuff like this.

AAAAH

>perks

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the original tweet only got 13k likes.
No, THIS is too big.

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Please post the version with less JPEG.

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This artist destroys my dick so much, I love that Rosalina

Dumb degenerate gets rekt.

Agreed.

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>the original tweet only got 13k likes
It's just not fair, this is way more deserving of attention than fucking tranny Bowser

It's those full lips, and that seductive look, she looks like she'd suck a foot-long cock with no problems, and keep her gaze on his eyes.
The huge tits are a plus

M
O
M
M
Y

This album cover gave me fucking nightmares as a kid

Posting in higher res.

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Quick! Archive!

I think you're expecting too much from just a tan.

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That's a veiny bulge.

y

Luma has a foot long cock?

do you live in fucking 2008 or something.

NTRshit unironically motivates me to work out more.

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it's marica you faggot

What's Rosalina's appeal?

It's both you marico.
spanishdict.com/translate/marico

For me, it's the inverted nipples. Seeing them sink through the dress is enough for my dick to go diamonds.

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she appeals to plebs

Great now I'm the sample posting asshole.

Weirdos who want to have sex with their own moms find her attractive

is this because you're afraid of getting cucked or because you want to be the cucker?

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Whoops wrong link.
context.reverso.net/translation/spanish-english/marico

I think he just wants the thread to be pruned ASAP so the jannies catch on to anything that's happening here.

where did this Rosalina Luma bikini thing come from and who do I have to thank?

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Can't it be both?

Highly doubt it, he's just spouting what would usually be said ages ago when auto-archivers weren't a thing. Jannies pruning the thread doesn't archive it on Yea Forums after all.

A fine point, huge tits fit inverted nipples so well, and clothing that's so tight it shows even them gets my balls churning

But it's just so fucking hot.

the latter means you're a faggio

This one ( , ) was the original picture, then it starting spreading on Twitter and other artists started copying it since people found it hot.

Nipple fucking is the higher tier fetish

Are these all grey impaction? Can’t find some of them on his twitter

twitter.com/negarobo/status/1103461848437780485
I think it's more on the artists' ability to make really hot images than the tan itself being a new phenomenon on its own. Not everything can be big, user, except Rosalina's tits.

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t. cuck

What is it about the Mario princesses that makes Yea Forums and myself so fucking horny?

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Can't people like something without freud coming up?

i really like gyaru rosalina

You ARE Yea Forums

Besides the basic concept of corrupting something so innocent, artists make really good fanart.

No thanks.

Yeah, they're both Gray Impact. They were grabbed from boorus, though, since he didn't move everything to Twitter.

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looks like a balloon with a hole in it

Because they're meant to be pure and not lewd, but it's so hot to corrupt something like a pretty pink princess

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if you were a princess, you wouldn't be a whore, would you?

Unlikely, I imagine a cuck would want a cucker

Every time.

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They're women.
That's it.

Peach is perfect Netori material

HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MOMMMYYYYYY

you're saying people here go nuts for Ellie from Borderlands too just because she's a woman?

>look up this artist
>all of his other Rosalina pics have a large dong and balls

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